Unfortunately he’s always worn ill-fitting suits, this photo was captured in March
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Unfortunately he’s always worn ill-fitting suits, this photo was captured in March
Oh no! Will didn’t get to meet his Karen soulmate?
I left a new feeder out for the birds. Not only did they trash my patio, but apparently a few ringleaders are formenting a rebellion. If you don’t hear from me soon, I’ve been Animal Farm’d.
This reads like it’s from The Economist
He aspired to Rep @crockett.house.gov level greatness but fell way short and now is just cosplaying DJT Jr.
Boogers. COVID, obesity, hatred, a Petri dish of STIs, and two assassination attempts haven’t taken him out, the f-er will unjustifiably live to 90+.
I just left the US on vacation, are there strong signals it’s true? Don’t toy with us!
But also, can we agree that gun violence is a redundant term? Guns are inherently violent.
What a talented flock of dog-herding ducks 🌭🦆
I could get a top of the line pair of Bathys, no one would care b/c they don't know the brand. But if I get the newset version of AirPods Max before anyone else? Ooooh, so coooooool. The SV conformity is all b/c people want to one-up but still fit in.
Not a fan of the man, but Clegg saying that in SV "Everyone wears the same clothes, drives the same cars, listens to the same podcasts, follows the same fads" is very true, and I think it boils down to the one-upping
Ok, he's legit--you have to be deeply ensconsed in Texas lore to call it The HEB. It's our proud proprietary eponym.
So what about the old logo was un-woke? The image of the cracker or the image of the barrel?
Is she also intent on catfishing the entire internet? nypost.com/2025/01/22/u...
Google the woman for a hearty laugh--fluffy, purchased, and heavily yassified covers for Swedish and Moroccan versions of Harpers and Forbes. Also the 501c3 front for her and Adams' laundering (angelshelpers.org) only started in Mar'24 and apparently already defunct.
Go Molly
Because if anyone knows about ins and outs of the prostitution business, it's former NY governors.
Jeffries hasn't an ounce of leadership nor courage, he just goes in the direction the Democratic elders point him to, even if it's straight off a cliff.
Only the most advanced Dogis can seamlessly transition from a downward dog to a sploot
Don't you know that Buzz is a Yogi with 1000+ hours of instruction. Namastay 🐾
I don't think there's a show that captures Texas suburbs like King of the Hill. Welcome back.
Does anyone else think the driver in the first clip looks like Clive Owen? Also, congrats!
Is the guy in quadrant IV fleeing a flood at the Embarcadero muni?
Why does Bove look like he keeps rejected at the Dick Tracy villain auditions
Stevie’s not trying to tell the neighbors to get off their own lawn, he’s trying to imitate the mower!
Not sure what the latest dumb TT hack is, but I just watched 3 separate parties of Karens at dim sum put their finger over one hole of the soy sauce dispenser. Is this what wyt ppl are doing now? Tainting the condiment dispensers meant for all diners with your dirty ass fingers?
Awww, do you know what happened to his left paw?
Oh, is that what Mrs. Lutz meant by greener banana? I should have been offended on behalf of my fake kid!
Or Josh when he stole Tracy’s skit idea. Either way, none of the times men in 30 Rock were in drag was any of it about how hot they were dressed up, so for a 5 year old to interpret it as body-shaming is a reach. Some adult took 30 Rock and fabricated their kids’ body trauma.
Best part of WFH is when I get to see the dog walkers take their bouquet of dogs to the dog park midday. Then after work I see those same dogs walking with their humans, and I have the biggest urge to tell the humans that their dog had a great time at the park and they were a very good dog 🦮🐾
Maybe it’s because Kate is a heavenly body
Who’s craving tacos?
Touting hyper-capitalism while bemoaning competitors poaching talent--the irony and hypocrisy is palpable.
People who voted for the GOP ticket certainly voted for this. Let the accountability be on the American people.
Did Stefon write this article www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
How can I book a package for this all-inclusive dog resort? Asking for a human.
How nice we get Christmas in July 🐾
People who cringe at using your hands to eat are usually the most unhygenic MFers on the planet.
Is this a rescued zebra or the latest from Folsom Street Fair www.cbsnews.com/news/runaway...
I don't know whether I love or hate that I understand this joke. Real men take it outside the only remaining UNIQLO in SF.
Duncan is just making sure the trees are solid and in tact
Thank you for sharing their stories. My parents were Vietnam War refugees, and unfortunately the important stories and memories get lost as casualties to the harm and trauma. I hope everyone in your book can create new memories while honoring their past and what brought them to where they are.
@jcarstensen.bsky.social I read A Greek Tragedy in one sitting on my flight. The way you described these people’s lives before they fled is beautiful, and it is a reminder that everyone has a story. Thank you for giving coverage this one story out of millions.
How the Amazon lunches 💉🦟
What I will miss about Brazil: - Juices - Pimenta - Coconut H2O - Beach - Açaí - People/language - Music - Warm but comfy outdoor stuff - Hearing animals in the city What I look forward to in SF: - Tossing TP in the toilet - Sharp cutlery - Less mosquitos - My Toto super pooper
Not in the desert nor at the beach
Gus Gus got that belly that just don’t quit
Libraries filled the gap b/w school & parent when I was growing up. Everyone there was welcome, everyone was safe. I still capture that magic as an adult at my local @sfpubliclibrary.bsky.social. Accessibility to knowledge, information, & media must not be eroded. tinyurl.com/mrfexkax @pbs.org
I'd love to be like her when I grow up
So you mean Papa John's? I'll see myself out.
Asian Americans not acknowledging the inherent priviledge and opportunities they've benefitted from is maddening.
He won't be fired, and Kai, don't stop
So thrilled CNN renewed @roywoodjr.bsky.social ‘s Have I Got News For You and whatnot @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Francis saw so much darkness that he immediately ran towards the light www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
I'm sorry, he studies nothing. He mindlessly thrashes around when he doesn't get his way and leaves the world to clean up after his tantrums.
"I demand an apology, you harmful billion-dollar misogynists!" "M'am, this is a Wendy's." people.com/katy-perry-d...
Bluesky
Also stopping Christ from returning to the US apparently, just in time for Easter ✝️
During my commute today, the bus driver and an uncooperative passenger got into a full blown argument in Cantonese. The driver is Black. I'm just shocked it took me nearly 10 years in SF to see this. And also the bus driver is exactly the type of person I want running this city.
Rat Island is the top travel destination for Snakes on a Plane
Their billboards and baked goods were a sight for sore eyes as a college student doing between Houston and Austin. Only disadvantage of taking the bus is no kolache stops on the route.
The layoffs come after 200 Sesame Workshop employees announced they want to form a union. www.kqed.org/arts/1397275...
This beef is dragging out until at least summer 2025, and I’m not mad. And we all know how Trey and Matt like to portray Canadians variety.com/2024/film/ne...
The nurse asking Gemma if she were in a mudslide, would she rather drown or suffocate. The two are essentially the same. Are drowning and suffocating innies and outies? What would the mudslide be? #severance
Let's give her some slack, maybe Gleason is running away from a local winter storm in her hometown and abandoning others in need.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social wwd.com/business-new...
S2E6 explores the couples that engage both on the severed floor and in the real world. The wellness music that played when Ms Casey would recite facts to the innies is the same music playing when Dylan G's wife tells facts him about his innie. The wife looks tempted to sever to join him #severance
Second ep in a row. Mark. My man, what are you doin? CLOSE YOUR BLINDS #severance
The "wheels of justice move slowly" camp along with Clooney rolling over to say "wells, that's democracy! lulz...see yall in 3 years!" all give them the inches they need to take down the whole country. The wheels of justice move slowly, but we don't have f-ing time. Shit is burning NOW
It's hard to empathize with enablers which feels like is happening everywhere. We're at the point where following the law, playing by the rules, and taking the high road only furthers and enables. The right flouted everything, and look what ill-gotten gains it got them.
Ok, sarcasm aside, thanks for the reply. I'm not a journalist, so I'm trying hard to not judge, but jesus, they love being leopard food by staying there
So the journalists who take advantage of things like landing.google.com/advancedprot... on Google and www.facebook.com/government-n... on FB are also the same journalists who are TOTALLY cool with the cesspool public square on ex bc...the likes?
Sincere question, is there a reason why journalists and news outlets still manage there and haven't come to Blusky?
Ban TT? Milchick will get right on that
@fortune.com , which one is it? Scott's giving has little impact fortune.com/article/mack... or that a three-year study concludes that there are significant and sustainable impacts fortune.com/2025/02/18/s...
Can you share your take on Chutkan's ruling and her rejection of imminent and irreperable harm? Were the 14 states too broad in their definition, or is Chutkan being too narrow in what they consider imminent and irreperable? thehill.com/regulation/c...
I legit thought for a second that @nymag.com obtained an unseen photo of Mangione. Sry, Benito!
apologies, meant to mention New Orleans alongside Houston!
Also, Happy Black History month!
of anti-Asian setiment at the hands of Black people mostly because of racism and internalized self-hatred. Media plays a big part, but the accountability largely lies with Asians themselves.
are their perpetrators. A lot of it is rooted in a gross, ignorant level of racism, coupled with a desire for white proximity. They'll forgive any sins of white people and pin it on other minorities (made very obvious in the 2024 election). Asians want to believe they are victims
I haven't looked into anti-Asian crimes in either, but there and lesser so Houston are where you have a large presence of both Black people and Asians. I never felt threatned by my Black neighbors there. Sadly, I do think it is worth examining how much Asians perpetuate that Black people
Open the gates of hell? Ok, Bibi is just plagiarizing 90s terrorist videos at this point www.cbsnews.com/news/netanya...
Neither because the live audience is barely laughing, my guess is everyone is nursing hangovers from the Friday concert.
Weezy 🥹 #SNL50
Current style icon who also includes feminine pieces in his collections
Or you can Leaving Las Vegas this coming weekend and rip the cord on Monday. Best Sunday ever!
Genuine question, is there a reason why more news outlets and newspapers aren't on Blusky and still choose to actively post to the muskpit?
If f-ing a non-white Woman absolves you of racism, then every GOP John in Florida would be a card-carrying social justice warrior. Just ask Donald Sterling!
How has this man not aged one iota in the last 25 years 🦸🏾♂️ youtu.be/T_xGiuBivFY
Watching 40, 50, and 60 yo A+++ listers lose their wigs over The Backstreet Boys was a fuzzy valentine 💙 www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iAK... #snl50
If Mark now distrusts Helly, why is she still needed on the severed floor in order for Mark to complete Cold Harbor? Doesn't he also have enough leverage to demand Irving be re-hired similar to S2E1? #severance
I'm not a resident of LA county, so I don't think they would take my calls, can anyone in the area contact any of the following numbers or emails listed on animalcare.lacounty.gov/contact-us/ ?
Happy Valentine’s, may you feel loved
Live from Austin, it's Saturday Night('s archival gift in the state's capitol)! Lorne Michaels chose Austin’s Harry Ransom Center as the permanent home of his vast collection of Saturday Night Live artifacts. www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
You can always count on Fox News to class up a place
I saw your purple carpet tweet on Buzzfeed—god, the levels of self-loathing I just felt typing that
Is he sad Color Me Badd didn't do the halftime show
I'm here for it
Republicans won't even take calls from Presidents who offer federal aid because they know Dems won't withhold, but we have people like Newsom going to the WH to stroke egos just for hopes of pennies. Dems need to tell them to f-off and be okay w/o the help whdh.com/news/white-h...