Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
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Someone please kill me right now.
Berlin, 1938.
…and we have assholes named “Nunziada” telling us what we should think. (Am I doing this racism thing right?)
We’re presuming reporters are still a thing.
I’d forgotten about this one. It’s a classic.
Can the media STOP referring to Jeffrey Epstein as a “financier”? The money he made came from SEX TRAFFICKING MINORS, RAPING CHILDREN, and BLACKMAIL. He was NOT a financier. I’ve seen at least five stories from three outlets refer to him this way in the past week. This is the latest from the Times:
It keeps being “the financier” these days too. It used to be “disgraced financier”. Now he’s no longer “disgraced”.
Cracker Barrel’s logo is the same age as Star Wars.
Like it was ripped from the headlines…
Narrator: Democrats were just stepping over bodies for power.
It’s safe to say he was not behind the wheel. It’s tough to drive while also mounting the turret on your vehicle and repelling enemy fire from 17 Messerschmitts and a handful of MiGs, having rescued several kittens from a burning house set ablaze by anarchosyndicalist undocumented migrant rapists.
Lots of them… even those with undocumented family… who believed the nonsense about how brilliant of a businessman he is and have completely memory holed the entire last year of his previous term.
They stand for nothing.
Concerning.
Pretty sure they are.
Exactly. Newsflash: Man who last held a position of authority almost a quarter of a century ago is now old.
The entirety of the quarter century before NAFTA would like a word.
With Schumer, yes. I do. He is incredibly high on his own supply. Witness his insane plan to go on a book tour immediately after preemptively surrendering to the GOP. Again. Jeffries is earnest, but just not a man for this moment. Schumer is an ultra arrogant fool.
Imagine how ashamed RFK would be of his son were he alive today.
And apparently Jeffries was really pissed at AOC for being a part of that. Look at how they shut her out for a septuagenarian that was dying of cancer, for fear that they actually would have someone with a semblance of charisma in a position of potential authority.
Schumer wouldn’t know urgency even it was urinary.
He couldn’t even decide what to chant. It went from “we will fight” to “we will win” to just sort of weird fist pumping in the span of 30 seconds. He’s worse than useless. A genuine waste of space. And he’s so arrogant that he won’t leave and thinks he’s doing a great job.
They don’t even do that. They bail the GOP out over and over again. This weekend they both had stories out in the media about how they were reaching across the aisle to avert a government shutdown. The GOP own this shit show. Get out of their way when they are fucking up. Stop bailing them out.
I’ve never seen the sleeve to that Twinkle single! ❤️❤️
Guardiola will get a free pass from the British press from now until the end of time. It’s always going to be that his players have let him down, or some other nonsense. Not that he let his team age/get bored, and was utterly lost when it actually went tits up for the first time in his career.
If I had my server on, I’d be able to check it super fast… alas, I’m traveling and it’s down. Now I’m curious. I’ve got the old DWMs on my iPad, I’m gonna take a look-see from circa 2017 to find what Chibnall said at the time. As we know, the memory cheats!
I can diagnose a sociopathic twat just by walking past RFK Jr. It’s my magic power.
Wasn’t every proper ‘series’ episode officially 45m unless otherwise announced until Whittaker? I swear I remember them announcing that each episode would now be 50 minutes when they announced the reduced episode count for S11. I don’t ever remember seeing any official ‘episode length’ for Gatwa.
From your lips to God’s ears.
Exactly. Sad but true. We were so good at it under Fergie. We’re on the outside looking in at them doing it now.
Winning when you’re shit is what champions do. Once they turn it on, they will be tough to stop. I still think Arsenal are their only competition this year. We have to be realistic and clear eyed about it, and not take solace in the sort of nonsense they told themselves circa 1999.
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
Probably this. The whole statement has such a comical “Dear Leader” vibe. We should probably be surprised there weren’t seventeen 8’ tall ninjas who he defeated in hand to hand combat before saving a puppy from a burning building.
You missed the best one!
He himself is a foreign violent extremist.
Farage at “only” -29 is astonishing.
It’s a worry not just for the Tories, but for the UK and indeed the rest of the world. It means Faragism has finally taken full control of the right wing of British politics.
Now it all makes sense. Kemi Badenoch is the new Doctor Who.
Yep.
At any given moment there probably is the same amount of logical thought going through Kemi’s brain as there is through a cadaver.
She’s such a sad little person. It would be laughable if Tory incompetence hadn’t driven the UK into the ground and sown the seeds for Farage and co.
Florida’s gonna Florida.
So basically “write us a book… it will be good for exposure”.
Notice we aren’t seeing the right side of his body. Stroke?
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
What an assclown.
Yeah, man, totalitarianism is when people listen to experts. Good talk, always a pleasure to hear from you.
REP. BUDDY CARTER: What eroded confidence in the CDC was the covid vaccine BEDINGFIELD: Who was president in 2020?
Pritzker on Trump sending troops into cities: "He has other aims other than fighting crime... he would like to stop the elections in 2026 or frankly take control of those elections. He'll just claim there's some problem with an election and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control."
He had six additional FHP cars. They’re treating chalk the way they used to treat fentanyl.
Emphasis on the “little”.
Big Boy Ron DeSantis sent seven FHP vehicles to the Pulse Nightclub Shooting crosswalk yesterday. Two in the Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot, because of course.
It’s fucking mortifying. And I’m a big football fan.
He can’t explain anything. He’s just a scumbag heroin dealer. A waste of oxygen.
I mean, his access to children and perogies has been limited, so he has nothing else to do but become a vexatious litigant. He’s a child molesting piece of shit.
There’s some strong “I blame the trade unionists for Hitler” vibes in what you’re trying to sell us.
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
Awww, that’s terrible. I hadn’t heard the news.
👀 apnews.com/article/paxt...
This dude is lecturing us about public health.
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Any idea how it was possible to connect the ICE guy arrested for being an asshole in a bar as the guy who had assault-arrested Adrian Martinez and someone else? I guess someone facial IDed him but don't know if THEY have a collection. @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social www.latimes.com/california/s...
NEW: Two US citizens jailed in LA ICE raids speak out. Andrea Velez + Adrian Martinez were both grabbed outside their workplaces + say agents refused to believe they were citizens. Andrea was unsure the masked men were officers as they dragged her into their car: “I thought they were kidnapping me”
Because you can’t even make this shit up, the ludicrous charge is being pursued by Bilal Essayli. Essayli's parents are immigrants from Lebanon who fled to the country to escape its civil war.
If only there was some way to keep heroin dealers from being the head of a cabinet level health agency… If only someone, somewhere had the ability to stop that…
Dude literally sold heroin to his cousins. Got his cousins addicted to heroin. And charged them money for it. And he’s in a cabinet level office.
No, the term he finishes has to be mostly completed. So if Trump passed away before 21 January 2027, Vance would be term limited. He could only run in 2028.
Or less because he can’t possibly muster the different factions of the cult and has the charisma of a couch.
you really couldn't make many movies from 40-50 years ago today. this is due to the unavailability of certain discontinued film stocks and the deaths of many principal actors, directors, and other various crew members
Is this why they sent Nosferatu out there a couple of days ago? Is Trump in hospital?
First degree felony trash can placement.
We’re back to ham sandwich territory.
OTD in 1996 Russia signed the Khasavyurt Accords which ended 1st Chechen War. Almost exactly 3 years later we staged false flags to justify tearing the agreement up to start the 2nd Chechen War. We killed 100s of thousands of civilians. None of this should familiar.
Or a vexatious pierogi peruser?
Also, he’s a child molester.
RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
She’s got a hell of a lot of bigotry for a hell of a lot of people. That takes a lot of nerve given that she has spent the last half decade in constant gender affirming surgery to become the excrement eating troll under the bridge she always identified as.
It’s nearly September. It’s time. Release the files.
Infectious disease diseases, which I do not support, are poised to kill millions of Americans, who I also do not support, now that Robert F Kennedy, who I do not support, has banned all vaccines, which I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald
I ruined law dramas for my ex.
Matt is just *smashing* it!
Agreed.
Another defeat for Captain Soft Filter.
In another instalment of: “Didn’t Age Well” This video was deleted from Twitter. So you know what to do. 😏
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Thoughts and… no, just thoughts actually.
This is the funniest video I've seen today... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals
Can’t this fucker go get polio and leave the rest of us to get on with our lives?
He should be a global pariah. People should shun him wherever he goes. He’s done enough harm in his lifetime. It’s time for him to slink away from public life and let decent people take over.
Literal illegal international human trafficking. No wonder he’s on such good terms with Ghislaine Maxwell…
Therefore not in fact jury nullification.
No, that’s definitely static.
“We’re heavily into the world of magnets now.”
It appears this Aakash Singh worked for Sen. Tillis and is a 2017 law grad. He needs to be infamous.