I do not believe for one second he was helping a DV victim before he got into the car crash. I'm going to need proof of that, given his treatment of women in the past.

It was probably a hit

thinking the exact same thing

I said the same thing. I believe about 99% of the info. The 1% being he was in a crash.

And now that detail is not included in mainstream nightly news! I think Rudy was getting a roadside blow job

Ditto! He’s just looking to be relevant again. Did he ever pay those women in Georgia the money the court awarded them?

Odds Rudy was half in the bag when he got hit: 3:1

With you on that one!

No, the cops were on the other side of the road, responding to a DV call when the crash happened. The police witnessed the accident.

I am at a loss to think of any elite Republican, save a handful of Never-Trumpers, who has not squandered the privilege of being taken at face value. They are uniformly bad-faith actors and their statements should be regarded accordingly. Instead of "trust but verify", it's "prove it, asshole".

Totally out of character for sure

I seriously doubt that he was even physically able to get out of his car without a walker. 🤷‍♀️

Need to see his BAL.

Even if he did, what in the world has one thing got to do with the other?

Domestic violence road service???

If he was driving, what was his blood alcohol level?

I'm gonna presume that he encountered a woman at a truckstop, and security cameras will show her entering his vehicle during investigation of accident.

Ditto

Thought the same thing… it’s like one story to cover up the real story…

I know it’s a lie because Rudy Giuliani does not have a spine.

I find it peculiar 👀 that MAGA men are always helping DV victims before crashes and/or assaults. Speaking of, has anyone seen Big Balls since a 15yr old girl beat his ass?

IDK but I just hope whoever beat his ass comes back to finish the job.

She was a 15yr old girl 😂😂😂😂 and supposedly 10 kids were trying to carjack a clown car bc that’s the only way 10 kids involved in 1 carjacking makes sense to me 🙃

The victim was his… “lawyer lie”…

Sounds like he got hit from behind while he had a hooker with a black eye in the car.

This man is still alive? Geez

Naw, he’s been dead for years. He just doesn’t know it.

😂 that means he was the one doing the V...🙃

Fishy very fishy

Yeahhhh. Just posted there is something off about this story. Wayyy off.

Instead of the woman flagging him down for help, it would make more sense that she was trying to get out of the car and run away from him.

I am absolutely confused by this story. His 'story', and the police report are at odds.

It’s just a strange statement to make. It’s not relevant to the accident so why even put that info out there.

💯🔥 Fake news. He wasn't helping a random woman on the side of the road.

Especially when it only raises more questions when the alleged DV victim was in the southbound lanes, and the statement claims he continued on his trip, but was struck in the northbound lanes.

Because he absolutely, positively, and unconditionally was not drunk at the time of the accident.

Exactly.

It was such a weird thing to point out, too… like…why?

My first thought too. His statement is really bizarre.

💯

Even our local news station in NH doesn’t link the two events, if he did help a woman these incidents are not connected. wmur.com/article/rudy...

Unless he helped her by suddenly removing himself from the scene in an ambulance.

Good point.

bsky.app/profile/dude...

Wait, you don't believe he was serenely being driven (folks with spokespeople don't drive themselves) down a street when he was flagged down by a DV victim? Happens to people every day, I'm sure. A face & demeanor that inspire confidence.

Agree, that part of the story was suspicious.

He helped someone 20+ years ago. That’s the prior to the accident

Give him some credit -- let's see what kind of lie you concoct when you're blackout drunk and just caused a car accident.

I've never been the victim of DV, but I feel like decrepit, disgraced geezer w history of sexual harassment probably wouldnt be my first call for help if I had any alternative.

Exactly.

Especially given both the “beast” comment from his head of security and the fact that the DV victim claim has ZERO to do with either the accident itself OR where the accident even occurred.

I call bullshit because you can’t hurt your vertebrae when you don’t have a spine.

The description sounds like the Canton Police were the only cops on the scene.

Very fishy

Trying to get ahead of the toxicology report?

thats what CBS wants you to believe.

He is trying to soften the blow of the inevitable DUI charge.

After harassing a woman and speeding off.

Driving Under Insanity.

Release the 911 call. We’ll wait.

Didn’t bigballz use the “heroic” victim card already?!?

They’re just trying to make him sound like some kind of a hero.

They may as well have said he was talking to an intergalactic traveler.

From what I've read, he was a passenger, but was not helping a domestic violence victim. First responders across the highway were doing that, saw the wreck & responded

What exactly does allegedly helping a DV victim have to do with getting rear-ended later?

Exactly. A decrepit 81 year old Giuliani is going to stop on a highway to help a random woman flagging for help? I don't think so. Something is fishy. And why in the world is he still driving?

Did they test his blood alcohol level?

He was just tucking in his shirt.

What? You’ve never been flagged down by a DV victim when you’re just driving along minding your own business? It’s happened to me, um, zero times!

His idea of *helping* is likely quite different than yours (and most decent folks that have a conscience). 😉

I want to se the BAC test

This news story confirms your suspicion. manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

If she flagged down his car, he wouldn't have known what she wanted. Also, the driver might be a saner person than Rudy.

His victim maybe.

We need proof of virtue.

That revolting grotesque lying fucker

Remember when he was caught in the Mercedes that he was supposed to surrender? He was not driving it. Plus articles said he had a part time driver. So I'm thinking someone else was at the wheel....or he wasn't supposed to be.....whole thing is weird.

It so suspicious

neither do i

Did he crash the vintage Benz or whatever that he was ordered to turn over but never did to Ruby and Shaye, the GA poll workers, that he defamed?

#MADD-Dog 4 Seasons Lock-up.

Well, if it happened as the article says: He "rendered assistance," contacted 911, and "remained on scene with her until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety." It's unclear how that incident is related to the car crash that injured the former mayor. It should be on record.. 😜😉

Considering that the article indicates she wasn’t in the car when his car was struck, what was the point of including this info?

To try and get us to think he isn’t a total piece of shit. However, that ship sailed long ago.

These people are have no self awareness with their bullshit fantasies…..he picked the most ridiculous scenario and expect us to believe that over the blindingly obvious reality that the man is a total piece of shit Thanks - should have guessed it was the obvious answer.

I am surmising. The actions of the press are absolutely befuddling.

Yep. I call BS on that.

manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

Using a DV cover story protects them from having to divulge who he “helped”.

Exactly. I’ve never heard that he was one bit altruistic.

maybe she was hot and looked liked a relative?

Oh no. 🤣🤦‍♀️

Yeah, the first paragraph of his rep's statement is weird.

Supposedly it was a rented car. I didn't see anything about anyone else in the car. It's definitely suspicious. Independent says "Giuliani’s business partner and medical provider, said now he's “in good spirits and recovering tremendously,” Yeah right, not with that amount of injuries.

"Recovering tremendously"? Who is his medical provider, Trump?

Don't know the answer but I do know that whatever it is will read like an unbelievable movie plot once facts come to light.

I've been wondering why we haven't heard from him in a long time. Something's up.

It’s the weirdest possible explanation coming from the weirdest possible person. No way this turns out to be accurate.

and given his track record with EMS... that must have been fun. www.nytimes.com/1993/12/19/n...

Why does helping a DV victim (if true) have any bearing on the accident if it happened after he got back in the car?

More likely he was fleeing the police.

ghouliani IS domestic violence

Maybe driving away was his way of saving the women from domestic violence

Maybe the woman who "flagged him down" was a hooker? Bc since when does he not have a driver? Or any security with him?

I don’t think he can afford a driver or security. Not after the judgment against him where he defamed the election workers in Georgia. But I agree, and it’s almost certain a hooker was involved somehow.

It looks like anyone associated with Felon47 and/or Jeffrey are disappearing/dying. Especially those involved sexually with children. These people can put certain faces at certain places and on the island.

And they did not even mention how being rear ended had anything to do with it, since it said he was traveling at the time.

Oh, and what’s everyone having for dinner?

I found that very specific story that later included his crash in the same article a bit sus... My question is his Blood Alcohol level...

bsky.app/profile/hele...

Or what the fuck was he doing pulling over to talk to a rando on a Saturday night?

A hooker.

Has a reporter verified the original "alleged" 911 call?

Wasn’t Ted Goodman one of Rudy’s attorneys in the Georgia defamation case?

They are confusing “helping” with apologizing.

Well... given his treatment of women... my guess is he was extorting her... most likely trying to get a blow job and when she broke free, told someone, they went after him.... Rudy is a sicko Creep

Maybe he thought she was hot? (Just going on his past record, too.)

I can’t help feeling as if “DV victim” is Giuliani’s euphemism for “prostitute.”

He stopped to give her mouth-to-mouth. She had been drinking. That's why Giuliani (who has never drank) had a blood alcohol level of .30%.

My thought was why the fuck was that even included in the reporting unless it was to distract from questions about the accident.

Oh is Rudi in the Epstein files? Is he worried about what the woman have to say September 3rd? Is he going into hiding? I will never believe or trust a republican again

My first thought is drunk driving. A drunk would come up with a sensational story but we need to wait for the facts.

It's just so fucking bizarre. Why would you even include the DV bit in the story?

Is he dead, yet?

This sounds like one hell of a cover story, like the real thing is so absurd and shameful that they had to come up with something even more outrageously unbelievable

He wasn’t highway patrol reported they were helping a domestic abuse victim when the accident occurred across the highway. Giuliani was a passenger.

Yea and based on what I initially read last night, that was before the accident, like nothing at all to do with the accident, at all.

Yeah that immediately jumped out as a cover for something unsavory.

I think we can assume he, like Hegseth, was drinking.

How are the victims of the other car?

How can you be a DV victim on I95??How would anyone know by looking at a car pulled over by police what was happening?

Correct! “Ghouliani” is a pathological liar like Trump.

I was thinking the same... is it just a ploy to create a state of emergency because of crime?

It sounds like the troopers were on their way to respond to a DV incident, not Giuliani

Is Borat's daughter OK?

Wasn’t this the plot of Grey’s Anatomy when Derek got killed? Lazy writing.

That’s bs to make ppl feel sorry for him. Ain’t working!!

It’s also the kind of rescue fantasy lie that sociopaths love to tell about themselves.

🔥💯

Was she the mother of his date?

That part of the story instantly struck me as made up. The fact that they led with that, rather than his injuries, is the tell

I'm guessing he was waaaay more than just three sheets to the wind...🙄

That was not part of the supposed official police report someone posted. I can’t verify a police report so I say supposed. It sounded legit. It said there were police or fire at another scene when the accident occurred & they helped the Rudy crash. The first responders witnessed the Rudy accident.

He was the instigator and got karma fleeing.

I suspect he was drunk and crashed and everything else is just a cover up story to keep him from suffering a DUI.

Unless, perhaps, he was the perp?

Or working for the perp. He got his start as a "fixer" after all.

Stopping late at night to “render aid” to a DV victim by the side of the road? My first thought was that old horn dog was not rendering aid in the classic term of art.

🎯

I might have been a little hasty. Perhaps he was only passing out business cards. I’m sure he crossed out the part about Attorney-at-Law.

😂🙌🥂 And the sad part is the threat of truth, running in any way you want to take this narrative.. pedophiles all of them

Good point.

My first thought, as well.

“Here. Let me help you with that” is not the first response I would’ve expected from a misogynistic elderly drunk. But hey, even he had a mother. Or so we’re told.

Maybe his mother was rotten, too.

𝖡𝗎𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒 💕 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝖺 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍！

Maybe you’ve forgotten how he saved a decorated policewoman’s life with the Heimlich maneuver on his way to Four Seasons Total Landscaping

So the headline says that he was struck from behind at high speed. Does that mean his car was in reverse?

He was likely negotiating the price for his "business partner" to touch his shriveled gherkin while pulled over without his hazard lights on. He may or may not have been wearing pants and offering a night at the four seasons.

Meh. I stopped reading after non life threatening injuries.

Don't/Can't care about this asshole

Rudy is so drunk he probably got hit by a 7 year old at an indoor go cart track and went to the hospital claiming he was on a highway…

He'll be the first high-rise window mishap.

Ya mean like whe’s fall-down drunk? www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbgD...

Did he pull out in front of somebody or was he stopped somewhere inappropriate? More questions than answers in this story.

Can’t wait for the “full” story to be revealed. His spokesman is already beginning the spin with a separate incident unrelated to the accident? Everything that surrounds this disgraced criminal smells like a garbage dumpster in some restaurant’s alley way.

It was probably the black Just for Men dye was dripping in his eyes again

Is the MAGA fuckface dead yet?? 😎🤞

BROKEN BACK???WHAT AN END TO A CRUEL TRAITOR

Who will pay his bill?

several said he was a passenger but this whole thing is a confused mess

This is an easily provable story. Who's the woman? If there's a domestic violence victim "saved" by Giuliani, she's be glad to put out a personal statement or do an interview. If she flagged him down, she should be willing to make herself public.

Or is someone trying to keep him quiet? Going to read now.

Is the car okay?

Interesting as there is no mention of a lawsuit filed by Rudy. Given Rudy's injuries (and need of cash) surprised no lawsuit is pending.

“Drunken Rudy” is redundant, apparently he’s drunk 100% of the time

Interesting, somewhat different account of the event: manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

This story is absolute BULLSHIT. No one pulls over to help someone in a “domestic abuse” situation as if they would know. COMPLETE GARBAGE

We’re supposed to believe a “Giuliani spokesperson”?? Nope

Yes and yes. I thought we agreed that to be true.

Don't care.

Wait this fucker can a afford a spokesman?

Some times bad things happen to bad people.

Bless his cold stone heart.

Thoughts and prayers. Just like he probably said for the children Minneapolis. Just words! I couldn't care less for him.

Maybe Shitler is trying to take him out to remove a potential betrayal? I think it’s a good rumor to start! You know, the old “no honor among theives” thing!

If the story lasts until tomorrow it will include that the person he helped was holding a kitten and a puppy.

No doubt he pulled out in front of the car that hit him.

That is not a very clear explanation, “struck from behind at high speed.” Who was at high speed? Isn’t Rudy always at pretty “high” speed?

Ether call Four Seasons Injury Attorneys

Can't help but wonder if this is a setup for a lawsuit.

Rudy's "people" put this odd comment out there. 🤔 "The crash was "not a targeted attack."

He was alone trying to blow himself

Darn!!! Evils power is strong these days! Any other time he’d be dust!

Maybe he’s inconsolable and on a bender after hearing of the orange Cheeto’s imminent demise.

How can he afford a car, a driver, or a drink?

Well he was definitely drinking.

I bet the real story is more like "Rudi crashes his car while drunk injuring people in the process"

According to his spokesperson, Michael Ragusa, Giuliani suffered "fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg." 👆What does the actual hospital report say? Rudy's probably faking injuries.

A Honda driven by a 19-year-old hit the back of a Ford that Giuliani was riding in, which was being driven by his associate Ted Goodman, according to state police.

Rudi needs money. CASE CLOSED

Does anyone need to specify whether he was drinking? If awake, then...

Does anyone remember that one part in "The World According To Garp"?

Looks like he’s passing a kidney stone 😳

You post articles that you haven't read????????? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Wow. And that's damn easy to prove. What idiots.

I wonder where he got the money for another car since he turned over his Mercedes to Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss and he’s supposedly broke.

Was he stopped in the middle of the highway?

Die motherfucker

If an ambulance chasing traitor lawyer's lips are moving, he's lying..

Not sure how to feel about this, but Judas is not likely to get vast amounts of thoughts and prayers. If he was driving, a sobriety issue is not out of the realm of reasonable suspicions 🤨

There is a NH police report circulating. Police were on a freeway helping a DV victim. A 19 yr old female driving on the other side of the road hit the car Rudy was a passenger in - a Theodore Goodman driving. 10 pm Sat. Police crossed the hiway having seen the accident and all 3 went to hospital

No. No one cares.

Says he was driving. https://uslive.com/rudy-giuliani-car-accident/

You know he was drunk

If true he has thoracic vertebrae fracture, that is bad. Esp if other reported fractures/injuries prove to be true. The stmt overall sounds and smells fishy.

Compression fx is uncomfortable, but wouldn't affect spinal cord - or could be more serious. Laceration just require stitches. Not sure about the vague arm/leg injury listing.... could be anything.

Thx for input. Thought report said fractured vertebrae which sounded pretty bad to me. Esp in elderly of poor health. And, presuming RG is in poor health.

A compression is still a fracture, just involving the more anterior part of the spine.

I hope they run out of pain meds.

Patience.

Thoughts and prayers

Giuliani is truly a broken token of the Felon! There's more to this little story! It won't be "pretty!" LMAO!

dude stays drunk

Has anyone sent flowers to the person who hit him?

The most wrong thing is that he didn't die.

Was he wearing pants? 🤷‍♀️

Was witnessed by troopers, maybe they saw

Give that driver a medal

What was he wearing? Was he asking for it?

Lol! Excellent point!

Yoooo lol

Old people don't bounce back from neck and back injuries. This is the beginning of the end for old Rudy.

I'm all for extensive testing to see how well he bounces.

yep - bring on the addiction to painkillers, the bedsores and the blood clots.

I thought the same.

I'm waiting for the angle that absolves him of having to pay any damages from the lawsuits he's lost.

Most likely Rudy put his vehicle in reverse before punching the gas. Anyone could make that mistake. Well, anyone who confuses Four Season Total Landscaping for Four Seasons.

There is something off about this story.

There was a state trooper report that differs from Rudy's spokesperson statement.

He was a passenger in one vehicle driven by his body guard.

How does a guy who's supposedly bankrupt afford a bodyguard and PR team? The whole story stinks worse than trumps diaper.

Did the woman call the police on HIM? And her friend/family member ran into his car to stop him?

Karma ist ein ziemlich effektiver Parkplatz-Wächter, oder?

You shouldn’t stop suddenly in a Four Seasons car park.

Unless I've contracted the dementia part of Rump contagion, this is not the full story.

Hope they tested his BAC; seems he was driving

"waving to supporters" All the people in the bar he bought drinks for.

This☝🏽

Is there any evidence at all of this “accident” actually happening, or are we basing everything on Giuliani’s own press release of events? Any local police, hospital or news reports of the accident? Was no one else hurt? No passer-bye videos? Was he about to spill the beans on Trump?

We will never know because he will be protected.

Karma tapped his ass.

I wish him unwell.

The statement is soooo bizarre. Why is he desperate to rule out any suspicion of deliberate targeting and the good samaritan bit is not believable. Has Trump been novichok’d and Rudy run off the road by their boss 🇷🇺?

Probably was looking in the visor mirror adjusting his make up at the time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Blame Borat for giving him a car with the pu$$y magnet as a sorry for the movie; Giuliani leaned down to find the switch to turn it on, his hair dye dripped in his eye, he couldn’t see, and bam, wreck town.

I guess they don't want rudy outliving donnie. He probably knows stuff.

Chances are… he was drunk as a skunk!

That's crazy. So about those Epstein Files...

My conspiracy senses are tingling.

So he was drunk and backed his car into someone after he had solicited the prostitute and dropped her off.

Rudy got rear ended ? That’s just a lifestyle choice.

Keep thinking about Michael Cohen saying "Rudy is drunk all the time."

He was probably stopped in the road,passed out. How else do you get rear ended at high speed

I hope they rushed him to Four Seasons Total Emergency Room.

Me too. I’ve heard it’s the best. Upon dismissal, they also give you a coupon for free compost.

"Come for the care, stay and be mulch." "I think that's supposed to be "stay for the mulch" "No."

So funny!! 🤣🤣🤣👍

He was hit from behind at a high speed after assisting a woman with a domestic incident? Sounds shady AF.

Police report???,

Good questions!

I think JD Vance did it.

You are funny!

Thanks.

What are the odds that this crash took place during one of the rare windows of time in which he was sober ?

Don’t these weirdos ever die?

Rudy KNOWS some shit. The kind of shit that gets you rear-ended at high speed, or makes you fall down a flight of stairs or fall out a 5th floor window.

Why do I not believe the domestic violence incident part of the story?

This Rudy story stinks more than his 3 day scotch bender breath.

Thoughts and prayers. What’s for lunch?

Odds are he was drinking since there is so much mystery about the incident.

If he was alive he was probably drinking.

It is almost like they are accusing the victim's assaulter of stalking.

Exactly....was Rudy drinking? Either way he will be excused

Surely they don’t let him drive!!!

I just want to add that it gives me the creeps that he's even in NH. And I certainly wouldn't trust him to have assisted anyone.

They didn't say. I got it from our local NH station. Apparently he stopped to help a domestic violence victim and left after the police came. There was "no relation" to the DV.

I just think it's weird he stopped for someone at night.

Honestly, no one cares.

He defo was. He loves a Bloody Mary

he was not driving. the rest is history.

If this happened as they say, one would think there would have been charges against the driver that hit his car. That there have been no charges causes us to wonder what Rudy did.

They tried to Epstein him

Well hopefully no one else got hurt. Karma is an itch and herz name is Leo Pena. Wonder if RG was on his way to work wearing work clothes. Hope Rudy didn't have to lay on the ground, it'd just be too poetic. I love poetry!!!!🤣 👀🦅🌺🐝 🎼🐉❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

they are trying to kill him he knows where the bodies are buried and he wants money

Finally, some good news! I hope his injuries are dire.

Only that he was helping a DV victim! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Not driving. There was a domestic violence incident but RG's vehicle was going in the opposite direction. 👇

pretty much guaranteed he'd been drinking. Driving? Haven't heard.

I thought the same. Very plausible that he had been drinking. If that is the case, it would be stupid of him to drive. However, it wouldn't be the first stupid thing for him to do while drunk...

No drunk ever thinks he’ll get caught.

and no drunk ever thinks he's "that drunk..."

Knowing you are drunk and not caring are two different things..drunks don't care after a certain point

It’s because they all think they’re sober!

He had someone else driving

He was shyting himself when it happened

I don't believe anything about this man that leans towards decent.

Left sided injuries suggests he was the driver

They’re dropping like flies. 😁

“Ragusa said that before the crash, Giuliani was flagged down by a woman who was a victim of domestic violence. “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So... A drunken Rudy pulled over to take a piss. Saw a lady by the side of the road and approached her while forgetting to put his junk away, She screamed and he returned to his car. Then he drunkenly pulled back onto the freeway without looking, cutting off a speeding car that smashed into his car.

Most likely version so far

Lol

Plausible

More likely than the official statement put out by his head of security.

That makes more sense!!!

He was probably driving WITH his junk out.

He definitely was drinking 😂

😄

😂😂

He knows to much, he was being Epstein'd

I think we know the answer to the second question.

Maggie Haberman NYT article reports that Giuliani was a passenger.

quote said "driving alone as I'm known to do"

When your hinky meter starts beeping, pay attention. Lies abound….

🖕🏽

I don’t believe a scintilla of this BS!

My first question also

or if the other driver knew who was in the car?

Big up 19 year old Lauren Kemp who accidentally smashed this assignment

Fuck him.

😴

That’s how the joke starts “Rudy, Jeanine Pirro and Sinema went out wine bar hopping…at the end of the night, they started fighting over the car keys and who got to drink the last bottle “

Was he taken to the Four Seasons Hospital 😉.

I'll wait till there's an official police report and then take it with a barge of salt.

Can I buy this woman a drink?

The fact that all MAGA politicians look like Batman criminals isn’t a coincidence. It’s all in the unmitigated Evil.

I love this for him

Good riddance

The entire account of what happened is suspect.

he was not driving AND despite his press release he was not rendering AID to a women either.. now he could have stated hey during using a designated driver I got rear ended...and I am fine...

Thoughts and prayers

I’m certain that he will have a BAC of 80 proof.

At this time I don't give a damn about Rudy.

They say it comes in threes...

Betting he passed out

How fast was he backing out of his driveway?

When that is the first question asked after a wreak, you might be an alcoholic. With proper attribution to Jeff Foxworthy.

Touched by trump.

Or whether the “abused victim” with someone trying to escape from his car

Yes- blood alcohol details needed!

Praying for a slow recovery.

Just wondering if it was struck in the rear after hitting the median and spinning out… or other plausible scenarios

He was drunk don't know if he was driving and don't really care

I keep checking, but nope.

Boston local news NBC affiliate reporting that he was a passenger.

I think Rudy’s car was intentionally hit by someone trying to save the woman. The spin doctors are spinning.

Not sure about the driving part, but ...

Hell is catching up to Rudy

I thought he was penniless. How does he afford a security detail?

I’m sure Trump will visit him at the hospital. Aren’t you?

Trump was driving the car that rammed Rudy, so he's close by😁

Trump was driving his golf cart but, because it’s HIS, the cart is mighty enough to ram Rudy. Some say it’s the mightiest golf cart in the world!

His big, beautiful golf cart

Precisely!

My alternative theory is that Giuliani looks positively Hispanic and therefore ICE was chasing him before they rammed his car. Dare prove me wrong!

FSD or FSB?

I’m sure he will sue for enough money to pay his debts off.. 🥴🥴🥴🥴

Convenient

“Holy Whiplash Batman”

He thinks he is above the law

Yes

I've known of lads who try to drive on a Saturday night, drunk as a skunk, and are unaware of their 360° presence vis a vis other road users. I await full details of this crash, but am not yet minded to believe it was entirely the fault of the rear-ender, knowing that Roody was the rear-endee!

Not the hospitalization I wanna hear about but ok

Mayor Giuliani immediately rendering assistance to a domestic violence victim.

Ole FLUFFER NUTTER always out there helping the people one hand at a time!

Oh no, agonizing pain. I love that for him!

Who cares. Magat scum

Personally, I wasn't aware that Republicans had spines, anymore.

It’s Rudy Giuliani - of course he was drunk while he was driving.