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The Uncertainty of the Poet, by Giorgio de Chirico, 1913
I keep reading the Fandango listing for The Sound of Music’s 60th anniversary screening as The Sound of Music Goth Anniversary like there’s a goth version of the musical I hadn’t heard of and it’s celebrating its anniversary
Omg
In my opinion this would be better as the Veep ending credits.
Today the four year old filled up most of the pockets of her backpack with rocks.
Whoaaa like recently?
[puts entire 401k on this prop]
Absolutely.
You ever watch and/or listen to Throw Down Your Heart, the documentary and accompanying album where he jams with African artists who use the banjo’s progenitors?
“Sorry, ma’am, but your neighbors have reported not seeing your husband in weeks. We just have a few questions, and then you can get back to your canning.”
How did I forget the crown jewel of my legal career? A surgeon connected to zoom to give sworn testimony while performing surgery. (We kicked him off, when we brought him back he was in his office.)
Ask them to grab you some Cheez-Its while they are out and about
The video where he announces he’s reached the fundraising cap has a sight gag where the poster in the background to his side is a Mamdani version of a real life Abraham Lincoln poster from when he was elected. Incredible attention to tiny details
TIRED: “you can nail Trump, but it might get Clinton, too!” WIRED: “you can nail Trump and Clinton, too!”
New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought
Incredible picture
Yoto is Costco and Toniebox is Sam’s Club I can’t explain it
A solitary protester plays Rage Against the Machine as ERO agents swarm to chase him back two feet onto the public sidewalk.
Trump at an Epstein sex party
theonion.com/trump-claims...
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
Now you C-D-See it, now you don't. @theonion.com
How’d you feel after getting both?
This shit’s not even very good.
You will never guess where this is going.
🤤
if they were making a claim about historical origins the logic would push towards the inclusion of blacks, natives and other peoples on the north american continent. but schmitt is fundamentally making a racial claim.
Really taken with the idea of someone at an Oasis show, sometime on this tour, learning that Donald Trump has died by having Noel announce the news and then being like "right, then, this one's called 'Some Might Say.'"
This is why Isaac Chotiner gets treated like Socrates for asking basic follow-up questions
We are at the pool for its last day. One of the moms was showing off her swim suit and mispronounced it as an Aldi, when she meant oldie, and all the other moms replied YOU GOT THAT AT ALDI??
@benharris1.bsky.social per our last
Happy Labor Day 🙂
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Causing a Führer
That’s only 30 minutes from my house, will have to do a hike out there.
This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
which WF?
Aug 29th 1997 - Skynet become self aware. 📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
david corenswet's audition tape for superman got posted and he has a really cool clark -> superman transition, worthy imo of reeve's one.
It’s baffling. I’m glad I didn’t move everything to bonds in the spring but sooner or later the bill has to be paid
Alls I’m saying is… …vampires have to wait to be invited in…
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
Sorry for the shitty video of a video but I saw this yesterday and could not stop laughing. Wait for it (around the 20s mark)
Amazing. What fantastic news !!!
Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back. "The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."
we are honored to have had the opportunity to provide necessary healthcare to you, but because the president is adolf hitler our hands are tied and we have to do absolutely everything he says or we will get a spanking
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
Not…nice
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
Those two radio stations were big influences on me and my friends growing up.
I’m outside the DC media market, but I’ve been shocked that I haven’t seen any CM interviews on all this
allow me to introduce you to Kent from Houston, who has a TikTok account dedicated to trying restaurants from cultures he hasn’t experienced before, anywhere his commenters tell him to go:
“oh my god, did you see brian’s hat?”
His “I want to be Secretary of State or National Security Advisor” is an all-time Monkey’s Paw scenario
Aww man I was hoping you were using my old Greek plumber
Today I learned that one of the actors who was offered the role of Kurtz in Apocalypse Now was Lee Marvin. If he'd made it through the production alive, he probably would've gotten a second Oscar for that .
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Peace, love, and no new housing, man.
The Onion basically made an A24 horror comedy when it did Sex House
Support local artists! Proceeds to charity! #dontBreadOnMe
Whoa take a look at Dayton
Five Weeks in Paris is an underrated McConaughey flick
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
Charlie Parker’s private hell
Outside Dupont north metro
You’re welcome!!
Aaaaand it’s a bike share bike!
13-10
We saw this flick last night with our kiddo and I was so excited for the isiZulu bits even if I couldn’t understand them.
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
Along with sharp objects, four year olds should not be given access to Candyland
“We’ve got a sandwich for you!”- the absolutely most devastating thing I’ve heard yelled at the ref tonight at the Spirit game
Experimental philosophy
Jesus
Beginning duck
How did your Law and Order experiences differ?
Border Patrol Sector Chief Gregory Bovino and federal agents stop in front of artist Barbara Kruger's iconic mural outside of MOCA while waiting for a traffic light to change. The mural reads, "Who is beyond the law? Who is bought and sold? Who is free to choose?" @lataco.bsky.social
A friend who worked with her as a baby lawyer at her old firm said she’s amazing
Sandwich guy was arrested on the federal charges by complaint, I look forward to seeing if they get a true bill
I want Wikipedia battle pages with combatants and casualties
Lads the HONK I just honked
[XENOMORPH ALIEN SKITTERS AT FULL SPEED DOWN CORRIDOR CEILING] ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death [XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]
from apnews.com/article/cali...
So, uh, when will this be back in stock? Inquiring minds want to know.
Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet
“Anyone know what’s going on with home rule?”
same guy lmao
I deeply covet this shirt
Chinook 