How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?
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How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?
Meh just a conjoined double yolk
What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg.
Stanley Kubrick made shit films.
The lady screaming at the Padres vs Giants game is literally ruining my life right now.
This Derek Guy is a connoisseur of comebacks.
If you remember this song I hope your check ups are up to date. youtu.be/x4maoo4A3x4?...
Don't take advice from anyone who applies filters to pictures of their kids.
Where are your old friends who once tried to MLM you at now?
Aphadris is a pretty badass name for a state tho
They had a beer tasting stand set up at the Creed show tonight and I tasted so many beers before they finally told me they were non-alcoholic. I now understand why they don't allow weapons in the venue.
How joyless life must be for those whose every waking thought is about either sports or politics, when they engage in neither.
During your vasectomy, if your surgeon and her assistant are both women, you're definitely going to feel it.
I can't imagine how happy Ryan and Haley are to finally be home after 50 days but they definitely deserve it, having raised over 11 million dollars for St Jude.
Just finished Ryan Trahan's 50 States in 50 Days series and I am affected. I'm losing such a wholesome part of my day that I've looked forward to each day for almost 2 months.
Thank you Ryan Trahan for the amazing 50 states in 50 days series. I watched every day since day one. Knowing today is the last episode feels like I'm losing a part of my life, but then I realize the amazing work everyone did in raising over 11 million dollars for St. Jude. #RyanTrahan #Joyride
Do actual Latinos use the term Latinx? High school homies, please illuminate me.
Is that guy for real?
Also ACAB
Nobody's as excited as I am to see Superman. That's mostly because nobody is excited to see Superman.
Alex's best friend?
They're legit in my top 5 worst bands I've seen live.
Bro, you don't like arena butt rock?
Bro, you don't like Make Australia Great Again music?
Bro, you don't like crowd participation music?
Regardless of your beliefs, this season is ass.
NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
This is the kind of GMO I support.
There were more police casualties during the Jan 6th insurrection than there have been during the past week of protests in LA.
My old boss used to say "I don't get drunk, I get handsome" and that will stick with me forever.
Soldiers in the Army will look at you crazy if you don't say sergeant with a southern accent. If you even pronounce the letter G you're cooked.
Somebody needs to get these birds a watch.
Doesn't feel great when you overindulge so much over a weekend that on Monday your smart scale is like "Yooooo....who the fuck is this?"
Don't talk to me about struggle if your parents got you your yearbook for anything other than senior year.
Putting bay leaf in your food is the same as seasoning it with your imagination. Like you're trying to add flavor using thoughts and prayers. Put some spices in that food you bland ass bitch.
I get this is a reference to something but in all seriousness nobody should be driving a Kia.
Thinking about how I have nobody to go see Shadow of Intent and Chelsea Grin with next weekend. Me: How do I find someone my age to see these types of bands with? My wife: Is it Grindr?
Ah yes, wheat. My greatest friend and worst enemy. I wish I knew how to quit you.
My hangovers last so long now by the third day I'm paranoid it's the flu.
"I am encouraging you right now to place your energy elsewhere" is the most polite "fuck off" I've ever seen.
Do you think before posting shit like this they say to the nearest person "Hey, watch this shit" or do they just silently fire off this nonsense?
the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole
Lil Xan is short for Lil Xanthan Gum.
No matter how uncomplicated a sport makes it, I will still never understand offsides.
It's weird that an entire group of people got together and decided to completely oppose compassion.
I just remembered trying to small talk someone from work I didn't know at the company Christmas party and I ran out of things to say so I just asked him how tall he is.
Few things are more humbling than randomly choking on your own spit for no discernible reason
Don't tell me what to do. Ok I'll be right there.
That's ridiculous. It wasn't until I finally gave up cable TV and streaming TV that I realized I never needed it in the first place. I'm slowly purging my streaming services but I don't think I'll ever be able to give up my Netflix or YouTube premium, unless the ad-free options get too expensive.
Jesus fuck it's only Tuesday
Nooo not Liberty Bibberty
I’ve stopped reading and answering emails. If they need my attention for real they’ll call me. I’m also not answering the phone
That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
Was the mission successful? Some would say yes, but how do you measure success, and at what cost?
Last night a massive campaign against my sobriety was launched. Today the ground upon which the battle took place lies in ruin.
Knocked a three year old item off my home improvement to-do list today. Sometimes all it takes is a glass of vodka to motivate you to bust out the nail gun.
My favorite thing about nervous dogs is they're always down for a staring contest.
I don't like drama in my life but I love watching it from a close distance, preferably in the lives of someone I actually know 😆 and let me tell you, this season has produced a bountiful harvest. Keep that energy going in 2025, fam.
Having recently gotten my vasectomy, this made me physically uncomfortable.
Tell me more about this clout you speak of.
All billionaires are evil. Yes even the ones you like because they have really good PR. No exceptions
Hold up, what Biden invasion?
I don’t have Netflix so I will experience this fight the same way I always do: getting the recap tomorrow from my neighbor who smokes in his garage
No one still wants to fight me after I gently remove my earrings and swallow them.
[Me as a boxing commentator] Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
Oh yeah...what even is time?
Serrano was straight up ROBBED. And this fight's got me craving cold cuts.
I often think about getting back into coding but have to remind myself how bad I was at it.
Fair. I stayed at the Tenderloin twice so my opinion may be skewed. The wharf wasn't bad.
San Francisco is filthy, fam.
They really would.
It brings me peace to think about how we're taking this loss - with sadness and fear for the future of our children, but accepting the defeat, as opposed to how THEY took the loss in 2016 - refusing to accept it, crying foul, demanding the results be changed, just the absolute sorest of losers.
There are so many racists in this damned state.
"Bustin' makes me feel good." - Ray Parker Jr
Oof, America. Bad move, fam.
"'Tis easier to forgive than forget." - Someone with a better memory than my own
LA fans throwing trash onto the field at Profar is just them giving him a little bit of what they are, trash.
Male pattern baldness is cool but let me know if you'd like to observe some male random baldness cuz that's my current situation. These random asymmetric ass bald spots couldn't even be centered, bro? The fuck.
If your teenager actually responds to your texts when they don't even want anything you should be extremely proud.
That is no longer a man's suit. Cate claimed it and no others are worthy.
Technically, sex between two men is manlier than sex between a man and a woman. The more dudes you add to it, the manlier it gets. The numbers don't lie, people.
Been dealing with pretty severe IBS for over a year and figured out that I've actually just been eating too much butter.
This is one of those attempts at exposing those of us with a fucked up sense of humor, isn't it?
i had kind of a light lunch today and i was still a little hungry, so i just grabbed a granola bar to snack on. i figured that'll most likely hold me over until dinner
Most juiceless man alive, negative juice.
Benny Blanco looks like a mix between Bob Dylan and Hoggle from The Labyrinth.
What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.
Refuse to believe it's not actually called reskeet.
Obama has a voice eerily similar to Larry Blackmon from Cameo. I guarantee he would absolutely crush the song Candy at karaoke.
I feel like a lot of people could benefit from understanding the concept of “this has nothing to do with me and I have nothing to add here.”
Joe Biden's dad invented the wagon wheel.
Just watched a bunch of botfly videos and now I'm craving spring rolls.
Tell me the old X-Men Animated Series theme song doesn't sound like Whitney Houston - I'm Your Baby Tonight.
It's weird how people think responses like "That's not the experience I had" are even worth sharing.