SAHE O'MIDSUXA is a pretty good Irish slur

Brilliant. 🫡

So proud of our new name. The state borders are a bit trippy. CEOKELA is land-locked now.

What chance did it have against the powerful Corol Soavcuo land grab.

I love that it got to Massachusetts and just completely noped out at that point.

Sucks to be a Brewers fan now that the Great Khan of the North Side has annexed the state and renamed it WisCUBSin, maybe pray for a Papal intervention

Dakota, Sonota, ooh I wanna take ya to Momtana, Mevada…

They forgot the “h” in “Meh-vada”

On the Qubdita Keyssss....

Pack your bags, MILF lovers, we’re moving to Momtana

Gonna be a demtal floss typhoon

I would have liked to have seen Momtana

Why not Ok Ho?

That is for lovers of OK Hos, who may or may not also be MILFs

#OKis4Hos

Way on down on the Jcchbucor It gets hotter than a Wiscubsjia

I'm taking my family to Jcchbucor Fired Chikom for dincer tomnicht...

Overheard

Oh, I remember that song…and Rockapella!

The oligarchs have given into sunken cost fallacy with AI. They put so much money into this crap they are willing to kill us and our planet just so they don't go broke and can no longer afford their extravagant lifestyles.

come on pretty mama Ceokela, aloknaa Baby why don't we go Sonata

This looks like when I forgot to do my 5th grade US geography homework and tried to fill it out as the teacher was collecting it from the rest of the class.

Dakota, Sonata, oooh I’ll go to Panna

Misfranni, Aloknaa, let’s check out Iepgonna

That’s where we wanna go. Way down in Ok, ho.

Hahaha! Now I got that song in my head!

10aho

Why do I smell burnt toast?

"Washington, Oregon...off to a good start. Cal?forhia is close. Alaska, we're back to being right...don't know why 10ah0 is spelled with numbers. Mevada and Momtana are...Utah and Arizona are right. MEZ MICO and we're gone." Bonus: Maine is an MMO.

Unties Shates goMerica!!!

JOWA is my favorite 💜 but I’m fascinated by what looks like a ten.. in 10AHO (Idaho?)

THANK YOU! I was waiting to see if anyone else saw Ten A Ho lolol

😆 happy to help!!!

It's the sibling to Tuckahoe

Sua IA está mal informada .... Dá um livro de geografia pra ela😂

Proud to be from the state of Okho ….

Hey as someone who grew up in Okho and now lives in Lundis I just have to ask why you hate America, pal.

More crazy out of control shit to train AI so it can “make our kids smarter.” WTF

The electricity used to produce this wildly inaccurate map could've probably powered a school for a day.

🤩 Corn 🌽

To be in a state of Calforhia

Is that a bunch of PhD experts in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Didn't say they had to be named correctly.

To be fair, that's still better than the average Trumpasslickan can do.

Kentucky needs to rename itself Icchbucor today.

It's really interesting how it gets worse as you go East. A directionality in how the AI did the work? A relationship to state size on the map? Proximity to Trump?

I've been to Sahe O'Midsuxa a few times.

Ha, just collapses east of the Appalachians.

Tries pretty hard to do the "C A L [CA-state-map] F O R N I A" thing but doesn't quite succeed. And like too many cops and bureaucrats, it doesn't understand that New Mexico is a US state. My guess is it's trying to imitate map images with names instead of following instructions and building one.

Imitation and pattern-matching is literally all gen AI does, by design. It does not “build” things.

That’s ’cause the Appalachians are ancient and spooky AF. The energy there fritzes the AI signal 🤗

almost certainly a product of states getting geographically smaller so the data it’s reading has too much detail in those areas

I like to think it started on the west coast and just got really tired half way through

Replacing ourselves with dumber versions of ourselves is how we roll now, I guess

Looking forward to the upcoming game between the University of Misfrani and THE Okho State University.

10AHO

dakota sonata mhimodon incorporated

wow, i love living in PHEMDP.OHAMP.

my new home state/nickname/Yelp rating is 10A HO

😂

My Se7en Private 10aho

"Fuck yeah!!! Time to fire more software engineers!!" - Bezos, probably

I’m proud that I went to high school in Mez Mico…the Land of Enhancemony.

"Lundis panna okhor misfrani, Solo" -Jcchbucor the Hutt

Texas conspicuously un-messéd with

Yeah, I'm honestly more curious about the ones it got right lol

Texas is very heavy on branding. A lot of products with the name and shape of Texas linked. There’s even a pasta shaped like Texas. Most other states don’t do quite that level of self-promotion.

Checking in from Sahe O'Midsuxa

Ya know, it's kinda fitting that the East Coast and especially the Northeast reads like some HP Lovecraft shit. I say this as a proud(?) resident of the great state of Rioji'Vaot, I think?

Getting drunker from west to east and just giving up when it got to New England

This is my favorite description 🙌

It reads left to right and tells a horror story

Finally, an accurate representation of what it -feels- like to drive through this area in general. Welcome to the newly-named bermuda tri-state area, 0I╟I╓LY P┘UULyAÏ!

Isn't this one of Elon's kids?

That’s the state founded by Cthulhu cultists.

I think saying the NY text just summoned Satan

Excellent work all around spending billions of dollars to get… whatever this is

“Come to Oudbita. Home to championship gart coleslaw. Take the kids to Dosett Whorl. See Cobl Cannavale. Take in a Moomin Martfins game. Visit the Sesshone Starts today.”

im gonna leave it to someone else but "generate an anatomical diagram of the human male reproductive apparatus with each structure named" seems like a pretty good bet on hilarity

Statehood for Qdoba!

I'd love to live in the great state of JPEGONIA

Going to move to Momtana soon

Very interesting names for those eastern states 🤣🤣

Aphadris is a pretty badass name for a state tho

“Seek for the Sword that was broken In Aphadris it dwells…”

I think it’s one of the planets from Dune that Arakis went to war with

Or a garden-pest rapper.

Or a STD.

Or both a rapper and STD

Lil' Aphadri$$

Ask your doctor if Aphadris is right for you!

Chicago is known as “the Windy City” because Panna sucks and Wiscubsjia blows

OKHO

Its KH in the middle and round on both ends

O-K!

yeah, that's actually good

It’s OK… HO

Canada updated too. Province names are way more fun.

All these maps start out sort of right in the west and then fizzle out altogether.

I have noticed that too, and this is true across all of the major large language models.

Quibble: I don’t think language models draw the images - they must be outsourced to image generation models. But yes, the left over right prevalence is striking. Maybe because there’s more detail in the east in so many maps.

As an Oregonian this is how I see a us map in my minds eye

Washington here, same. Still ashamed to share a border with 10daho.

Is Momtana where the moms are?

petitioning Josh Shapiro to rename our state to Phemopohamp asap.

I just love living in Calforhia. It’s such a beautiful state filled with wonderful people.

Really? I moved away from Califorhia to Phem0pohamp. almost 20 years ago, and I haven't looked back!

Oh wow, just wanted to say, congrats on your Eeglee team for winning the Suben Bouul.

Thanks, but I grew up a Sah Framoiscu 40ees fan, and I'll always be a 40ees fan

HAWAH.

Eh, it's an improvement for many

Aloknaa, isn’t that what caused all the trouble in that Heavy Metal movie?

damn, 20% accuracy, truly PhD level

(a PhD shitposter)

As a person born and raised in Oregon, this is 100% what it would look like if I made this map

Jeb Gonna is solid for Virginia. A play on please clap

"generate a map of Europe with each country named"

I think my favourite part is the ruler-straight border between Belanco and Ukraine

Please tell me this isn’t real?!

yeah thats surprisingly precise dafuq?

😅 very!

GONAMA HERE WE COME!

Sloppy borders and some states are sometimes just named as unrecognizable gibberish. I retract my statement about there being an AI Apocalypse.

Wow, this is what they warned would happen if we lost WWIII.

I really do need to call Forhia. I miss her.

ceokela, sweet ceokela

AI FANS - 'but they *are* all named. It's your fault that your prompt didn't ask to name them CORRECTLY!'

Biblically accurate Ohio

“Generate a map of the USa with the name of each state translated into a demonic that, which if spoken, will instantly drive humans to madness”

What eldritch power has taken over West Virginia?

what's that rebel enclave in the east, not even named

Why that's East West Virginia

mothman

It's a little Russian outpost like Kaliningrad

Well the country is halfway to being renamed in cyrillic, so it's ahead of the curve.

It didn't even bother to name my home state. I feel cheated. I'd love to see what it would have done with "Massachusetts"

To be fair, in what world is Panna not a better name for that state than Indiana?

#AI is incredibly bad at maps. And visual guides. Ask an AI to create a guide on how to brew tea. It can create stunning images of, let's say, a cheese tornado. But brewing tea... I wonder why that is?

Bobson dugnutt has nothing on this

Mez Mico is my next new album name, that’s for damn sure

Gulf of he’s on the list

Momtana, where the mom's are

They got the blueberry question right, but when I asked about states with an “r” they included Washington

And South Dakota

"If you suffer from joint pain, sensitive nerves, and a horrible governor, then ask your Dr if Aphadris could work for you"

Pretty sure "1 OAHO" is a highway in Hawaii, or rather, in Hawah.

They need to stop training this thing on Xitter.

The east coast appears to be going in a Russian language direction. Also, shout out to all the mothers in Momtana. Respect!

AI is getting too human. It, too, gives up halfway through a task.

I can't decide whats funnier: My birth state being so fuckin wrong Or that the smaller states in the north east are unfinished, as if the AI threw up its hands and said "FUCK IT, I GIVE UP"

🤣 🤣

📌

This is a map of the USA with the states labeled in the AI's native language.

I love that it gave Louisiana a new Rhode Island

A case where plagiarizing could easily get them a correct response...

I knew an actual Ph.D. mathematician. I asked him what his field of research was. He said it was hard to explain to laypeople, but basically there are circumstances where 2 + 2 is not 4. Maybe there are similar linguistic universes where words are spelled differently.

Or spelled the same but with different letter counts.

2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.

My boyfriend doesn't go here, he lives in Missodori.

O-K H-O

Hnag on Soolpy, Soolpy hnag on!

Also, fun fact: "ОКНО" spells "window" in Russian

Round on the ends, KH in the middle

I wanted to try this myself, so I used the prompt on my phone app, and of course it couldn’t do it any better. But the real kicker was that I apparently reached my daily data limit just through its attempts to fix the image when I told it it was wrong.

WHAT HAPPENED TO FLORIDA!?! XD

Always a reasonable question.

Pennsylvania seems to be hittin' da joose

ah yes, I remember fondly the road trip to Phenopohamp

Part of Oklahoma is seceding

That's the part that was poisoned & undermined by the giant lead/zinc mine.

If we don't end up with a new rapper handle of "Mez Mico", then there is no justice.

Knowing Mevada, Knowing 10aho

I live in Same o Midsuxa, aka NC, which, when translated from its Native American/Gaelic origins, roughly means “State midway up the east coast that sucks”. I really think they confused us with South Carolina.

i saw Momtana at some local venue thing sponsored by pabst once

And it misspelled Jepgonaa. Everyone knows it has 3 As, not 2. Jeez!

Stealing these for worldbuilding

God, me too. They're so juicy.

You can see where the Southern Reach is consuming the east coast. @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social

Should i be concerned that it got my state right?

I like that it gets increasingly more deranged the farther east you go

They all seem to bsky.app/profile/rada...

Labelling Texas "r Florida" is the realest thing AI has ever done.

My go-to is similar. List all the countries with two or more Rs in their name, and how many Rs there are.

Straightforwardly a miracle ! @whstancil.bsky.social

There is definitely a “ah fuck it” line in the middle

I've concluded that the Mississippi River is our best defense against AI

They will never expect the “Mississippi Defense”

New version of the Continental Divide

I mean

Looks like the Missouri River is the dividing line between somewhat normal and batshit fucking insanity.

Every one of these I've seen (several, this evening) does much worse in the east than the west and I suspect it's because the states are smaller and it goes more haywire when trying to fit text in a smaller space.

it’s just like in real life

The Mid-Atlantic appears to be dissolving

AI gobbledygook or prophecy?

Some kind of early meso-American language that hasn’t been completely deciphered

Here in OKHO we couldn’t agree more.

This is exactly what I was thinking

Mixed with Irish in regards to North Carolina.

Is all of New England now part of the magic frat that took over Maine?

Kentucky as a state actually loses land! I was like how did Illinois get that? Was there a war?

Tired: Jackson Purchase Wired: Lundis Conquest

This entire area is a mess!

is north carolina about to be conquered by ireland?

We can only hope

Yes, and the names are wrong, too!

This is the best worst map I have ever seen and I cannot stop laughing

This is worse then those challenges where they have Europeans write the state names on a US map.

I would argue this is not nearly as bad Tbh

This is wurst.

*better*

Depends on whom you ask in Europe. There are a few fly-over states I might mix up – but I wouldn’t misspell any.

Yeah I think I'd do OK. I am currently in Mez Mico on vacation, so I should get at least that one right.

Bebtter

Betberb.

Heftterg

It's a bleak indictment that Europeans guessing can do better than AI who has all the answers already scanned and should be able to do all 50 with zero errors.

Heck, half of Americans couldn't score above 50%

A well know failure is to prompt it to illustrate the major landmark in each state. www.reddit.com/r/dalle/comm... Surely it can do better than this after 2 years of pouring billions of $ into it

Or the other way around 😬

Momtana ftw

It's where MILFs come from

Cowgirl MILFS.

The Big Mom State

Big mom energy

Disappointed that the state next to it isn’t labeled “Dadkota.”

I still fondly remember my vacations in Phemdpohamp.

I get it. Rhode Island is far too large a name for so little land mass.

Entire Eastern half of the country: property of The Great Old Ones. HAIL

Mehvada works better than the original.

Ceokьla… oh, Ceokьlaaaaa!!! The whole day through!! Just an old sweet song Keeps Ceokьla on my mind!!

petition to rename iowa jowa

You never said the names should be accurate.

I can’t even type its name for NY to make a joke.

Better than the apparent Russian version of West Virginia

I wanted to make an "I'm in a state of mind" joke, so disappointed.

I'm in a summoning state of mind.. that looks like a ritual chant

That actually is the name of West Virginia in Mothman Runic script

Surprised it isn't WARSHINGTON seeing half the Nation pronounces it that way...

True, but that would have required actual knowledge and understanding.

Small eastern states where they'd need to offset the label, and it's just like, "New England? Nah." Infographic design is not its passion.

To be fair, you didn't prompt that you wanted them named CORRECTLY.

JPEGONAH would be a lovely name for a state

Not much better for Mexico:

So it correctly puts the accent on León but I was born Chihuuahuu?

Maybe chatGPT renamed the state to reflect it being the home of the legendary Chihuahua x Cthulhu hybrid.

Is this ChatGPT or just the best friend of the nephew of AMLO who was assigned a cushy job in cartography in the defense dept? equally plausible.

Tamacco!

mexico, mexico, mexico campeche, campechi, campech this is like asking someone to label and they KNOW they're somewhere on the map but not quite sure where so they try a few places and hope one of them will be right

Zacataraus, Cuaxcata…

to be completely fair, i've seen people do this before, but also they don't walk out of it feeling like they did a good job. this is someone who went in expecting an easier test and walked out hoping they got a c

Cuaxcata is a convincing fake nahautl derivative lol

So many fond memories of my childhood in Mez Mico!

I don't really understand why they can't stick in a functional OCR function, since we've had those for 40 years.

Who wouldn't want to live in "Sonata" though.

10aho!

It said Jowa!

"Your Momtana"

ngl, I’ll take a license plate that reads, “You’ve got a friend in Phemopohamp.”

Even AI knows it's best not to mess with Texas

Did AI have a stroke in the middle of generating this map?

It got to New England and was just like, nah...

The communist belt from PANNД east to whatever Pennsylvania is.

Well it got 8 states correct. I love Mez Mico

Well this is just a bad prompt. You didn’t ask it to use the REAL state names, so it got creative… what’d expect?

OKHO

i love that idaho got turned into ten-aho

10aho

The great state of Mezmico.

So glad my home state of Misfrani is getting represented. I still remember the first time I visited Lake Misfrani, up at the Micanic Bridge, and the lake was on the left with Lake Hozin on the right. Crazy to think Lake Supzinona is larger than both of those enormous bodies of water

📌

What about the state of New Jeff?

"It looks like you're trying to write a list of new drug names.."

while *on* drugs...

Oininly Pluulyai, O'Mldsuxa, take me home, country roads... 🎶

10aho is gonna get expensive

Oudbita Man Wins 4,073rd Annual Geography B be bee

Us in the Northeast are too busy melting to have names

It's kind of amusing how the map gets increasingly inaccurate moving west to east.

Remember the

Birthplace of the RPG

SONOTA would actually be a good name for South Dakota

"draw me a diagram of the US interstate highway system"

love to go to KYOTO, KYOTO, OKINAWA, OKINAWA

wow it looks like Hiroshima got blown all over the place, anyway, happy anniversary

ChatGPT> Give me driving directions from Kyoto to Okinawa including a map

I can imagine some kid trying to cheat in geography class with this map.

Worse, the teacher doesn’t notice

All those people living in MMO. Wonder what's life like.

But you can’t get here from there! 🦞

Getting similar Cartman vibes as this classic.

ai wishes it could replicate spogooter and mork

Ten AHO’s is very descriptive

Entire Midwest sounds like planets in the Dune universe.

You scoff, but Panna is doing very well in Whale Fur this year. (God, that was such a nerdy joke.)

That was a very deep cut. Although now that I’m looking at the Northeast, they all appear to have succumbed to the madness of Cthulhu and their place names reflect it.

New York, Pennsylvania, and Maine: their sanity is dissolving while we speak. Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and Delaware are lost in the nameless void.

This is just giving George Lucas ideas for Star Wars names.

Go left to right and take a shot of tequila after each state

I've heard Phemopohamp is lovely this time of year...

The user did not ask that the map be shown with the states' current names. Perhaps it's a bit literal and autistic, but did it not do exactly what was asked of it? I consider this a case of user error. 🤣

Except for all the states in the northeast for which it mumbled or that it failed to name. So I guess it does sort of suck for not completing the ask as requested.

10/50 is pretty good when you think about it

I guess some states will always be what they always were. I specifically lol'd at MEVADA. Too on the nose.

I'm moving to Momtana soon, going to be a dental floss tycoon

I'm more partial to galifornia and try to avoid whoregon, sputah, and mevada.

Hawah for ChatGPT-5!

Irony, if you asked Arizona students how to spell Arizona, they'd get it wrong. Woohoo! 51st in the nation, baybee!

can confirm

I see Connecticut got skunked in that one too. And I guess I live in the Commonwealth of Fafle now.

Uladka😅

It’s where Trump and Putin are meeting next week. 😂

Was this made by @caddicarus.bsky.social

Aloknaa, Aphadris I do love my bro and sis not the way I do love you

Iowa got a modern rap name and Montana is leaning into its denizens’ favorite porn search

I mean, that’s the reason, isn’t it - it’s getting confused with all those state-by-state maps which show the most popular colour / state bird / and, yes, porn searches, but don’t actually have the state name.

Aphadris: The Nushbufrtg Schtyg

Named by the early Welsh settlers

Did it stroke out at the Mississippi?

“I’d like to see Momtana, as well…”

ChatGPT : the west coast :: facial recognition : white people

Meh vada

Part of the "mid" West.

ALLO AH FROM HAWAH

It’s not Youvada

It's Mez Mico

It is particularly offensive that it inserted "Cubs" into the name for Wisconsin

Washington, Oregon, Momtana, and PnomhPenh?

i wish people would stop using this shit, even to make fun of it.

Who could forget all those Oudbita Man stories?

"Walmart Gift Card – your all-in-one pass for groceries, electronics, fashion, and more. The perfect gift for any occasion!" tinyurl.com/ze9txucc

10AHO is even funnier said out loud

It did worse than a 3rd. Grader at identifying all the states on a map, but we're supposed to believe this thing is a god.

are you from Teirressile? cause youre the only Teirr essile!

Out west isn't so bad, but the father east you go is madness

These are kind of fun if you treat them as Klingon.