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Chad Forrest

@cforrest.bsky.social

🇨🇦, Dad, Husband, Chef, Food Bank employee, Saskie Riders, Canucks, Cubs, All Blacks, Colts, F1, Audiobook devotee, Music enjoyer.

created August 18, 2023

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Yes. Nosferatu is behind trump, who has a ponytail now.

2/9/2025, 1:43:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has a ponytail

2/9/2025, 1:07:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole lotta holding goin’ on.

1/9/2025, 10:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok. So you’re saying if he hadn’t stepped out of bounds and scored on that dive after the clock ran out it wouldn’t have counted?

1/9/2025, 10:18:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he hadn’t stepped out he would’ve scored a TD and they’d have won anyway.

1/9/2025, 9:39:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then what happened?

1/9/2025, 9:30:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahahahhamilton.

1/9/2025, 9:30:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bag of used TrumpDiapers

1/9/2025, 9:13:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harris wore a Lancaster jersey to the stadium yesterday.

1/9/2025, 8:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:19:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to score. Can’t win close games with that relief pitching and 1-2 runs.

30/8/2025, 10:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not looking great is it?

30/8/2025, 10:12:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They just collect his rantings over the course of a couple hours and chatgpt a post.

30/8/2025, 10:11:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Jays will be ok if their starters can just pitch complete games.

30/8/2025, 9:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Solved?

30/8/2025, 8:46:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could be! I read further that it’s a dictation to an assistant.

30/8/2025, 8:38:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No chance he wrote that.

30/8/2025, 8:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!!!

30/8/2025, 6:14:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great drive for like 8:20 minutes by Texas. Down to the 1 inch line, rushes the play unnecessarily and gets stuffed on 4th down. Bad coaching.

30/8/2025, 6:13:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More of a dress rehearsal.

30/8/2025, 6:08:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sooner would be better.

30/8/2025, 5:44:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately he is on a golf course and not being buried under one.

30/8/2025, 5:21:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice in Chicago tho…

30/8/2025, 4:57:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly no

30/8/2025, 4:45:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some get Jacques Villeneuve a hat or some electric clippers. Wow. #F1

30/8/2025, 4:44:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Blotto.

30/8/2025, 2:05:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit ass bullpen, Blue Jays.

30/8/2025, 12:49:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah great decision putting this guy in Blue Jays.

30/8/2025, 12:40:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would leak on slack or something.

29/8/2025, 11:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many ppl are saying trump may be dead already.

29/8/2025, 11:22:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or… put him in a coop full of diseased chickens.

29/8/2025, 7:33:45 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Assuming the States survive trump and co., the New Nuremberg trials for these monsters will really be something.

29/8/2025, 5:27:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the fentanyl from Canada ISN’T the issue? Weird

29/8/2025, 12:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being on holidays is training now.

28/8/2025, 10:56:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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69 degrees too suggestive?

27/8/2025, 12:06:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprising considering trumpco has probably removed all workplace safety rules.

26/8/2025, 11:53:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hi-vis camo is a nice touch.

26/8/2025, 11:26:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just say it’s because she’s a Black woman, you know that’s the reason.

26/8/2025, 1:13:49 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure that dude is actually elon musk

26/8/2025, 12:53:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The #Bluejays announcers sound like complete tools bitching about the pitchcom thing for the last 20 minutes.

26/8/2025, 12:25:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scherzer is lucky is isn’t 5-5. That HR was inevitable. #BlueJays

26/8/2025, 12:05:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burning flags, bad and jail. Beating cops with flags on the steps of the capitol, good and pardoned.

25/8/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, are the adults IN the burritos?

25/8/2025, 4:38:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s actually a gladiator arena.

25/8/2025, 4:02:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s training to fight in the ufc on the whitehouse lawn

25/8/2025, 3:21:47 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Catching up on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. Seeing Kirk as a Captain for the first time is pretty cool. Overall, SNW is a neat show. Definitely in the same vein as the Original Series.

25/8/2025, 3:50:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martial law seems like the american dream.

24/8/2025, 11:11:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Civi War will definitely happen.

24/8/2025, 3:31:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Game over. #Riders better fuckin regroup because there’s blood in the water now. #CFL

24/8/2025, 1:21:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jaxon Ford should never play another game. He can’t tackle. #CFL

24/8/2025, 1:18:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except that the Montreal airport. Maybe Liam is playing an hilarious joke on his beloved brother.

24/8/2025, 12:40:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. He’s a legend but wow. The yips are gonna cost us some games soon.

24/8/2025, 12:37:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Riders have regained that critical 1 pt lead! #CFL

24/8/2025, 12:20:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 5 more Rouges and the Riders are back in this. #CFL

23/8/2025, 11:41:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s that manure truck when you need it?

23/8/2025, 11:16:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cut Brett Lauther.

23/8/2025, 11:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just swatted a wasp straight into the BBQ and closed the lid. Cook, you bastard.

23/8/2025, 10:55:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll still kidnap and deport him again, given the chance.

23/8/2025, 10:01:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 15 more rouges and the Lions are right back in this. #CFL

23/8/2025, 9:45:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel even Zek wasn’t as greedy as trump. Definitely not as evil.

23/8/2025, 9:43:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll make disks of dessicated trump under glass like the Ferengi and sell it to the magat faithful.

23/8/2025, 9:40:36 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do the Argos or Lions even have a defence? Argos defensive strategy is “hit Rourke late” and BC’s is “welp, another TD”. #CFL

23/8/2025, 9:25:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Julia Schell with 6 (SIX!) tries for Canada in the Rugby World Cup. Unbelievable game.

23/8/2025, 6:19:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a meal served in a restaurant? Embarrassing

23/8/2025, 3:24:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In response, trump ate marco rubio in one bite.

23/8/2025, 1:05:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasting money to own the winds

23/8/2025, 12:43:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did shake hands with notorious poison fan, putin

23/8/2025, 12:41:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zelenskyy should have KO’d the SofaKing.

22/8/2025, 1:18:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the first replay shown by TSN the worst possible angle by design or what? #CFL

22/8/2025, 1:15:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no Collaros

22/8/2025, 12:27:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see the Collaros rule is in effect tonight. That rule is, you can’t hit Collaros. #CFL

22/8/2025, 12:08:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure the psychopaths that run the usa are working on that.

21/8/2025, 10:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He just wants pics of their junk.

21/8/2025, 3:35:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never a doubt. Haha.

21/8/2025, 2:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ump helping Palencia blow this save.

21/8/2025, 2:28:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Brewers announcers are so sad their golden boy is pitching poorly. It’s glourious. #Cubs

21/8/2025, 12:55:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Skating Saviors

20/8/2025, 6:47:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JFC they are fucked in the states.

20/8/2025, 3:58:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs beat the Brewers twice today after getting smoked yesterday. Good response.

20/8/2025, 3:57:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The idiot Jays fan and his son waving at the camera from the front row in Pittsburgh have made the director stop using that camera. Also, why the fuck are you traveling to the states, anyway?

19/8/2025, 11:03:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goes great in a raw milk smoothie

19/8/2025, 10:56:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Pirates are not having a good inning.

19/8/2025, 10:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just finished Season 6 (again), and it’s still a great show after all these years.

19/8/2025, 3:23:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he’s out of food and the supply chain is fucked

19/8/2025, 1:52:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But at least the water is gone and the overpriced managers he hired are awful.

19/8/2025, 1:51:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Clarkson’s Farm as he tries to open a massive restaurant with no soft opening, no power, no gas, no refrigeration. Not great, Jeremy.

19/8/2025, 1:43:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives are not normal people.

18/8/2025, 11:31:37 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they wonder why nobody wants to visit the states anymore.

17/8/2025, 5:09:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Who’s that stone dork?” “No clue broski.”

17/8/2025, 3:23:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Who’s that stone dork?” “No clue broski.”

17/8/2025, 3:23:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gross

16/8/2025, 11:59:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to expel that dipshit.

16/8/2025, 3:56:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup.

16/8/2025, 3:59:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was KOd for sure. Looked bad bad.

16/8/2025, 3:54:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was in the NFL, he can’t be told anything.

16/8/2025, 3:51:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Herslow tried another Hersdle and kicked the other player.

16/8/2025, 3:49:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why didn’t he just kick it?!

16/8/2025, 3:45:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that wasn’t exactly play of the year material, Argos.

16/8/2025, 3:42:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you think you’re getting a xmas bonus but it’s just a handshake

16/8/2025, 3:04:38 AM | 160 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

16/8/2025, 2:33:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view