My 2nd pregnancy was geriatric bc my due date was *two weeks* after my birthday 🙄 I mean, they have to draw the line somewhere I suppose, but still
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My 2nd pregnancy was geriatric bc my due date was *two weeks* after my birthday 🙄 I mean, they have to draw the line somewhere I suppose, but still
I saw someone make a pasta with pears and tomatoes the other day and was grossed out...shows what I know, I guess?
Our cat died of FeLV before there was a vax and you better believe every cat I've had or ever will have is going to get that vaccine regardless of risk of their being exposed. Baffling, ghoulish logic.
Once I figure out how to open my DMs, send me your address and he's yours, you need it more than I do. 😊
@cait.bsky.social I keep forgetting to show you the likeness of your son I got from a gachapan machine
Shout-out to capable allies
Your screen pairing is next level, well done
It's a good song
He's pining for the fjords
In my house the joint between the tub and the tile wall is grout with clear caulk over top. Not looking forward to dealing with that eventually.
I am livid on behalf of all of you, jfc JUST USE THE RIGHT STUFF IT'S EASIER
Slaps. Never won't slap. Top-tier theme song
Is it just me or does Stipe look like Fred Durst in this video
This was also me, and my daughter is following in my footsteps. She apparently eats more different things at summer camp, so, there's hope.
This is my son. His favorite food at Disneyland was the soba noodle salad from the SanFranSoKyo food court. Doesn't like grilled cheese. 🤷♀️
You're allowed to park those cars like that, they are as long as they are wide. Which makes the whole thing even dumber/sillier!
Ah, the Del Taco model. Or are these really just weird gyros?
You can prove it's not, that means it probably is
Do I have to wait 20 minutes to reskeet this or are we doing Christmas Eve rules
I keep thinking I should get a mandolin. I probably shouldn't, but I keep thinking it. This Is another point in the "should" column for several reasons
L'Académie va l'Académie, vive la France 😂
Kitty tails out here inventing axes that defy physics
Use the suspenders to get the pant waist as close to the nips as possible
Ty for reminding me to get more raisin pumpernickel bread (best toast EVAR)
Very real talk: the idea of a Donald Trump who is dying, who knows past the point of denial that he is dying, and who is in the White House for the first year of a term he does not believe should be his last is something that scares me shitless if I let myself think about it.
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My family is also a wreck. I thought it was AQ too but there goes that hypothesis (we are south but were in SF last night for the Giants' Score-o-rama)
I also like/hate how they also only sing some of the words
The singers are absolute nightmare fuel, excellent choice
And if you somehow have a surplus of candy corn, I will sacrifice myself and take it for my own personal face hole
Your PE teacher and your English teacher are actually both hot dogs
If it makes anyone feel better, Beverly Cleary mentally pronounced patio as "paysho" until college
lol well done
I lowkey hate this word ngl
What, you don't love single-syllable words with double-digit numbers of letters, pourquoi pas
This is very good
Are we going to be calling Alabama deacon blues by the end of this
Oh boy, I hate that
I'm just very sad now
Not dead, merely postponed
Aha, the reason behind my whole family having sore throats and no other symptoms is becoming clear
I was in SF election night '08. I had a radio in my ear and was announcing states to ppl on the bus, to cheers. Ppl were handing out leftover Halloween candy to whoever. The bars were as a Saturday. It's going to be bigger than that.
Silver lining: At least the rot is visible 😬
Your summer camp ruled
Ok but what movie is this from
It's apparently from I Love Melvin (1953)
Oh hello, fellow person who is probably also experiencing latent trauma watching pant rises slowly decrease again
I can't. No one can. He's the winner.
If it's almost closing time at the meat counter I don't want to prolong the interaction any more than you do, I need to get home and cook something! Ppl need better hobbies, and mandated National service but in retail
I do A all the way down, but also I'm not an entitled asshole (or try not to be, at least)
Lol
Hi Margot! (I love Margot)
I mean, understandable
Cue the saddest trombone
CORRECT TAKE
Absolutely wild that it took you all this long to get that organized
Much Ado (1995)
No
Kitties have needs
I predict warped drywall joints
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I see that and I will raise you: Notepad should have one (1) setting only: text wrap y/n. To reiterate your excellent point: IT'S NOTEPAD
This is my favorite so far. Absolutely adorable
Based on how my son's allergies complicated his recovery from flu A last year, it ought to
Nice to hear it's not just me
And even then, that bit is iffy (source: my 2nd with the 38 cm head)
Started watching this with the sound off and my brain automatically inserted Amelie music over it. Ngl I think my version was better.
We gotta take what we can get in these trying times
lol they all look like old men until about 4 months at least
lol this is better though ie better entertainment value/blackmail material. Gotta think 13-17 years ahead with this stuff
Favorite time he rolled a crit fail in DnD
Dude it can do that wtf
I feel like your next book/article series should just be about the roommates. Your sitting on a narrative goldmine here imo
VICTORY IS YOURS 🎉🏆
I'm usually not a Dad Joke Person but this is good shit
Now I know he's really got the juice, I love this for us
Of course it's Philly (laudatory)
TIL this is a thing that multiple people have done??!
What on earth. Good call on the moving out, probably
Ofc the solution isn't better division of labor, it's proto-benzos
That explains how I caught hfm from my two year old *checks notes* twenty years after my last MMR vaccine
Excellent
Oh no, caught with his foot in his mouth
Computers have too much computer in them and not enough typewriter
I can't decide if this sucks or riles
This is good
This makes me feel better about ours, which is merely mid and not atrocious
POLLEN BUTT
At least we all agree that people being able to leave closer to where they work and transit lines to get them there is bad. For reasons.
You're going to deny that face?
To me it looks like they were intended to be tiny shorts but he bunched them up right before going on. Either way, you can tell he amped things up after the dress
Dense housing = I can see less grass = bad for the environment, duh
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I think reading that article gave me metabolic syndrome
I will die mad about this
Just two little fluff morsels, some of the best to ever do it ❤️
