You just don't see a lot of quality sartorial humor these days. Well done.

Agree!

Very good. 🙏🏼

Your post left me in stitches!

Nice way to get around my Taylor Swift mute tag. Thank you for your contribution to cultural hegemony.

I think that was funnier in your head. 🤣

I knew you were trouble…

Someone should bring this fantastic example of wordplay to the attention of Andy Zaltzman. I’d love to hear his views as to whether this counts as a pun or not. @thebugle.bsky.social does this count as an Ask Andy?

Derek.

Almost all my clothing is from Amazon and Costco.

A wise move if a parent to young children (he says, thinking positive thoughts about your statement)

YOOOOOO

Only one man could get away with this joke

Imagine if the maga incels could… none of this would be happening. Americans will die bc maga white men can’t get laid, or paid as well as some poc or women bc they don’t want to study or change to become better people. They want the whole world to change for them. That’s a cancer cell.

Well done.

Wow

I’m bursting at the seams with laughter.

I can’t button up my laughter; you have me in stitches.

You're kelcin' it with these puns

Still undefeated

Dad, is that you?

Who?

Hey! A bespoke Tom Swifty joke!

Well played, very well played indeed!

🥇

Hats off (if I had the style to wear one).

😆

gifs you can hear

Sold, take me for a fitting

9/10

😂😂 How long have you been waiting to say that?

Clever! 😉

Even I'm throwing a flag on this one

haha, I see what you did there

And a barber. Any some shampoo.

😑 Sit down, derek. Please.

I hate this, but you’re right.

🤭

DEREK

I fake it, oft.

Get bent 🤮

😂

perf

What a fitting statement!

All of us need to realize that celebrities exist because we can’t see humanity in our own back yards. They are only exist because they appear to be what we aren’t.

Best read in a full arm circle and *snap*

Boom got em

This pleases me.

Sweatiest #wordplay I’ve heard all day 😆 Still loved it!

He's a fucking slob... www.tmz.com/2024/06/05/t...

Precisely what I'd hoped to see as the first reply. 👍

Well done!

I had a large glass of wine and this is making me giggle uncontrollably. 🤣

I think they knew they’re the only good news we have, it was their obligation to get engaged and to share it with us.

Reported

Sorry, taken.

I’m so glad I follow you.

Yep. But he was doing well before meeting her (one of my fave sketches EVER on SNL) 🤪🤡🤣https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn154emMguQ

Zing!

lol

You know what? Full points on this one.

I seam what you did there 🪡

I’ll never quit you

Get thee to a punnery

how long was that in your drafts?

How long had this been in the drafts????

@jcsalterego.bsky.social has competition

How do I downvote on this platform?

He never misses.

I hear that with a drum beat Ba da bum

Lol

This is it — the post that convinced me to dress myself better

I'm usually not a Dad Joke Person but this is good shit

Oh no, that is terrible 😂

Dobbit!!

♥️♥️♥️

Nice bespoke gag there. Just goes to show what a craftsman can do with good material, carefully cut to the right length.

Got my ass

Unparalleled ability to loft and sink 3 pointers

Is she from Altrincham?

I already married the most beautiful woman who ever lived. Where can I go from there?

😊

Hard pass after the American Eagle campaign. Eugenics and Benjamin Netanyahu’s biggest supporter should be a deal breaker for everyone.

How long have you been sitting on that one? 🤔

a top kek, sir.

My 3 piece suit too big but I just use diaper pins and look like this:

That’s just terrible….

...that's a good one

You know I'm right

Starting with the billionaire whose suits look like he made them himself and who wears ties that go almost down to his cankles.

Groanlol

"Booooo" I say while clicking the like an reshare buttons.

Whoa 😳 That’s a bold take… While criminal trial sounds extreme, accountability in tech is definitely overdue. Thoughts are definitely stirring!

😂 True! Nothing like a perfectly tailored suit to make a statement — fashion game strong, people!

You’ve been waiting for that, haven’t you. 🤨

It took half a century, but I am finally, officially, the seamstress for the band. Our high school marchers have uniforms that FIT!

(youth pastor voice): You know who else wore drapey fabrics?

Taylor would love this post 🫶🏻

this is how i found out, thank you

How long have you been waiting to drop this

Liked, but reluctantly. ;-)

Sew good

I was going to go with "this is sew bad, Derek" but you beat me to it!

Well played

That’s awful Derek 🤪

Derek!

You rarely see this level of humor, even amongst the rich.

BUDDY 😆

How long have you had this in your drafts?

GROAN, man.

Amazing.

Stick to politics

Hat tip to

I just know this one was in the drafts for months

How long have you been waiting to say this

i need to make like taylor swift and swift taylory i failed english comp in collge

🏆🤣🤣🤣

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana, this guy flies to win the internet

😂

Worth ‘pinning’ to your profile

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

🤦🏽‍♀️

How long have you been sitting on this one derek

Bro it’s not my fault I’m shaped like a Roblox character. Shit just doesn’t fit right

I would if I ever left the house (grocery shopping doesn’t count).

Nice.

Incredible

gdi

King of my heart

👏

How long have you been sitting on that (frankly excellent) joke?

She shakes me up, I like it though so...

This is the post I was looking for

Why are you like this (complimentary)?

Derek.

somehow this made me think of sean spicer

what do you call a very well dressed bird? a tailored swift...

UGH.🤣🤣🤣

*bows*

How long has that one been in the chamber?

Derek.

Y'all, he didn't

Been there done that; it was both the best and worst years of my life, X's 2. There are no guarantees.

That is testing my elastane to it's limits 😆

🤣

BOO 🍅🍅

How long were you holding onto that line

Points

please tell me you posted this on Threads lmao

👍

ha!

I was raised by women, been married twice, and raised three daughters (by myself), and I'm 62.... I like single/empty nest a bunch😅

👏

Funny

I needled that.

Oh well played sir

😳😳🤣🤣

Brilliant

😂😂😂

Lol

🏆

Stahhhhhhhp

Don’t stop, I needed this pun

Take a cue from this chap. Palette, composition, fit and finish... Clearly bespoke.

Oy vey.

Genius

Every day I love you more

i can’t tell if i hope you’ve had this one in the can for two years or just came up w it on the fly today.

been sitting on this one huh

🙌

How long have you had that joke up your well-tailored sleeve?

Boom

😁😁