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Troy Bullwinkle

@chainmailandangst.bsky.social

SIU rugby Old Load with Gonzo trained eyes. One of the few blue bastards in the sea of red that is downstate Illinois. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️. If I hear anyone say "Your body, my choice" in front of me I will need bail money.

created November 12, 2024

1,118 followers 608 following 1,101 posts

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Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

If they're "doctors" I'm the fucking Pope!

29/8/2025, 12:45:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💀 The Haunted Typewriter 💀 (@hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social) reposted

librarians are generals in the war on ignorance
29/8/2025, 6:15:28 AM | 10674 2196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad he's too fucking vacuous to realize he's responsible for its erosion!

29/8/2025, 12:06:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

That's all those clowns know how to do!

28/8/2025, 11:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Their heads are probably full of the same shit.

28/8/2025, 11:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm surprised people dont throw shit at him on the street!

28/8/2025, 11:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

They're too busy snatching brown people off the street.

28/8/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Where do they find these cunts?

28/8/2025, 8:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh whoopty-fucking-doo.

28/8/2025, 8:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuse me?!

27/8/2025, 5:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

This.might be an unpopular opinion, but unless its on a flagpole or a casket, it doesnt mean shit to me.

27/8/2025, 12:02:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh great another bill.

26/8/2025, 7:13:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Will these fucking sycophants PLEASE spit his fucking dick out!

26/8/2025, 7:07:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, David Popock, the rugby player, is a Senator?

26/8/2025, 7:00:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acid Rain (@bearysweet.bsky.social) reposted

No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration

26/8/2025, 4:01:52 AM | 14948 2939 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he dies.

26/8/2025, 5:00:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

It's fucking BEEN here!

26/8/2025, 4:59:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

And shitty bible stories. Not the Jesus bible stories, because Jesus was a bad motherfucker from Galilee! That old testament evangelical Independent Fundamental Baptist bullshit!

26/8/2025, 4:58:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

PUT THAT PRICK IN HIS PLACE!!!

26/8/2025, 4:55:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

PUT THAT CUNT IN HIS PLACE!

26/8/2025, 4:54:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

WAY too many!

26/8/2025, 4:51:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the fuck dies.

26/8/2025, 4:49:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

"Bottomless naivete", the foundation of good old American exceptionalism.

26/8/2025, 4:47:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

AM I THE ONLY FUCKING ONE WHO'S BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?!?! WE NEED SOME "SIGNAL" TO SEE IT?! CHRIST A -GOD DAMNED-LIVE I saw it 30 years ago when the "christian coalition" was around!

26/8/2025, 4:34:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. I hope the fat fuck dies and does the world a favor.

26/8/2025, 4:20:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What about cum stains?

26/8/2025, 12:51:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Great album btw.

26/8/2025, 12:22:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you mean "until"? We're pretty much already there.

25/8/2025, 10:44:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

You think the orange fuckwit is going to leave that shit behind? He's going to take the light fixtures and sinks!

25/8/2025, 8:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Accidentally my ass.

25/8/2025, 8:17:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

And a red hot poker shoved up his dick.

22/8/2025, 10:43:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

youtu.be/cXlIZBZpkoA?.... Here's Groucho eviscerating Buckley!

22/8/2025, 5:40:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

youtu.be/VckmK-ZCpAU?.... The world needs more Grouchos.

22/8/2025, 4:32:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

No, fuck him. I hope hes getting a red hot poker shoved up his dick in hell. And I hope Falwell, Robertson, and Swaggart are in line after him.

22/8/2025, 4:10:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope him,Swaggart, Falwell and Robertson are all down there getting red hot pokers shoved in their dicks. And I hope they're in severe pain!

22/8/2025, 3:17:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

I am glad to hear that James Dobson died. I hope he's down there in Hell with Falwell, Swaggart, and Robertson all getting red hot pokers shoved up their dicks!

21/8/2025, 7:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

youtu.be/ZdvM0IB5Sbs?... This seems fitting, even after almost 30 years.

21/8/2025, 7:57:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm getting REALLY sick of him and his ilk using the US flag for their Nazi Frau Christian Conservative jerk off fantasy cumrag. I ain't having it anymore!

21/8/2025, 5:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I've hated that cross-eyed fuckwit for a long time. A TRUE American, a TRUE patriot, would punch him in the face.

21/8/2025, 4:57:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck that piggly couch humping nazi prick!

21/8/2025, 12:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

He can come say that to my face and see what I do to him. I'll make his eyes even CLOSER together!

20/8/2025, 11:03:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

He accidentally brutally cut off his head while shaving.

20/8/2025, 11:01:16 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he belongs dead in a ditch.

20/8/2025, 9:24:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you think?

20/8/2025, 9:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Thats mighty white of them.

20/8/2025, 9:16:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell that pudgy nazi prick to go dry hump a love seat!

20/8/2025, 9:01:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

All private equity entities should be destroyed immediately.

20/8/2025, 8:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What did you expect from Putins bottom?

20/8/2025, 8:51:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

But squeezing out Democrats is A okay!

20/8/2025, 8:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Texas!

20/8/2025, 8:47:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Tommy Robinson needs curbstomped.

20/8/2025, 8:07:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean there are more reasons besides the fact that he's Joe Scarborough?

20/8/2025, 8:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

That really doesn't take much with those fuckwits.

20/8/2025, 7:58:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Can she get any less full of shit?

20/8/2025, 7:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot wait to read that snivelling weaselly nazi fucks obituary.

20/8/2025, 7:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he using a fucking ouija board?

19/8/2025, 10:55:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

That closet didn't have a door!

18/8/2025, 11:27:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social

11/8/2025, 10:39:12 PM | 6251 1615 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

AOL still had dial-up?! Who the hell was still using it?

12/8/2025, 12:24:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

He can blow that out his ass!

10/8/2025, 6:12:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but now I want one!

8/8/2025, 10:25:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the only job the fuck could get.

7/8/2025, 12:32:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

I have to say my heart sank when I heard about that shooter at Ft . Stewart, since my nephew is stationed there. But I messaged him, and he was safe, and none of his friends got hit.

6/8/2025, 10:02:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

My nephew is stationed there.

6/8/2025, 9:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck was he talking about?! Seriously, what was he talking about? Because he wasn't talking about ANYTHING near to what the Squawk Box guy was talking about!

6/8/2025, 5:42:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

That he doesn't know shit about shit? That I DO believe!

6/8/2025, 4:06:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

6/8/2025, 4:04:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

I swear if I ever find that "Murphy" who came up with that fucking "law" I'm kicking that Irish prick SQUARE in the dick!

6/8/2025, 2:40:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

She just now figured that out...

5/8/2025, 7:21:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

She JUST figured that out...

3/8/2025, 9:27:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

He's fully charged.

1/8/2025, 11:01:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he should be lying in a ditch with a bullet on the back of his head.

30/7/2025, 9:35:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what you fucking voted for Rogan! You made that bed, now fucking lie in it!

30/7/2025, 9:34:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Would someone, ANYONE please put that fucking ghoul back in his fucking crypt!

30/7/2025, 9:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

He's the one trick pony.

30/7/2025, 10:58:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck does he know about common sense?

29/7/2025, 7:32:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Dignity Dear Strongbad what fresh hell are we walking into today?

29/7/2025, 11:02:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social)

WHY IS RYNE SANDBERG DEAD AND THAT FAT ORANGE NAZI FUCK ISNT!!!!

29/7/2025, 2:33:53 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

So Harvard is bitching out too.

28/7/2025, 11:44:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure as shit not mourn8ng Hogan. Union busting scab prick!

24/7/2025, 7:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

WHY ARE THEY APPEASING THAT ORANGE KID DIDDLING FUCK!

24/7/2025, 12:01:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

You know it had to be fucked up if someone from 2 LIVE CREW said nope!

23/7/2025, 2:25:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

How he doesn't get punched in the face repeatedly daily is beyond me.

22/7/2025, 9:57:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What part of "go fuck yourself" did you not understand? Was it "yourself", "fuck", or "GO!"?

22/7/2025, 11:02:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Why dont YOU go have a nice helping if go fuck yourself! I learned about it in JUNIOR HIGH AG CLASS YOU FUCKWIT!

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21/7/2025, 11:24:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Fiscal responsibility?! Whose prick is he trying to pull?

21/7/2025, 11:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

She's unqualified to run a WISHING WELL!

21/7/2025, 10:58:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

The band, yes. The disease, not so much.

21/7/2025, 10:56:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

She's not smart enough to pull a leaf off a tree!

21/7/2025, 10:52:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

That's really unfair to Grandpa Munster.

21/7/2025, 10:08:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Fire his Nancy ass back to his gloryhole!

21/7/2025, 10:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd be burning every picture that gaping asshole put up.

21/7/2025, 10:05:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm suuuuuure Bibi will get right on that.

21/7/2025, 10:02:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

When they go low, put a knee in their teeth.

21/7/2025, 9:03:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

The fucks need shot in the street!

21/7/2025, 8:58:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

But Gabbard sure as fuck has!

21/7/2025, 8:48:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Womp-womp.

21/7/2025, 8:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

What an ignorant bitch.

21/7/2025, 8:42:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

Gabbard can fuck ALL the way off back to Russia.

21/7/2025, 8:36:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Troy Bullwinkle (@chainmailandangst.bsky.social) reply parent

High funtioning?! How did that four eyed fuckwit say that with a straight face?!

21/7/2025, 8:32:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view