I just learned about these on a recent trip to Shanghai. Here is mine. I got sucked in. Don’t judge.
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I just learned about these on a recent trip to Shanghai. Here is mine. I got sucked in. Don’t judge.
Medieval parents trying to make their kid get up and go to school on the first day back after the summer holiday.
Oh this for sure will be a 10 episode podcast someday.
But why are the two men in the stairs not in the mirror reflection? Assuming she is hidden behind Trump?
I’m trying to figure it out too!
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Urban walls, sidewalks, and even utility meters are the unlikely canvases behind this clever collection of genius street art. From an illusion of a zebra being striped to a sidewalk creature with a real rock for a head, these eight works turn... 👇
Tulsi Gabbard is *very obviously* a foreign intelligence asset and I hope we all live long enough to see her tried and convicted for it.
Me too
JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }
I’m confused. If he is so sick how can he continue to golf???
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Facts. There is nothing normal about him, he has been painfully inadequate in everything he's done his entire life.
The what action are you taking, Asshole? Maybe on your next vacation you will come up with some aggressive actions!
I think he just learned the word mitochondria and wanted to use it in a sentence for the first time that day.
Just in case you forgot…
Republicans are trying to redraw congressional district lines to keep their grip on Congress in the midterms and beyond. Voters should pick their politicians, not the other way around. Get involved with the @democraticredistricting.com as they fight back: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
They are going to murder the president and make it look like antifa or some other bullshit. Like Butler but he will actually die this time. They are saying the quiet part out loud.
Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.
And I’m here for it!!!
Lawyers representing the CDC director said she has not yet been fired and she is not resigning. They released a statement.
Yes, but he is “their big government nightmare” so they a fine with it.
Please support the veterans’ sit-in at Union Station in Washington DC. Here is a link to the GoFundMe: linktr.ee/Jolly_good_g...
I just threw up in my mouth
The internet is about to spontaneously combust!
Judge Xinis: Your clients are *absolutely forbidden* from removing Mr. Abrego from the continental United States. You understand this? DOJ: Yes.
Every. Single. ICE agent. Every. Single. DHS agent. At Nuremberg. Every. Single. One.
“But I just didn’t like her laugh……”🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
All Folks Had To Do Was Vote For The Super Qualified Black Lady… With A Degree In Economics
What would we do without you?
…..and look how that turned out for him……
Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein could not have sold women and girls for sex without wealthy men buying women and girls for sex. I feel like more people should mention that.
Even Fox is having a hard time spinning this???
Do you know when you send $175 BILLION to ICE? I have a guess: when the guy directing it is building an elaborate system to try and make sure he can overcome any uprising by the American people he could ever face...when he defiantly takes a third term.
“Siri, show me an example of someone who has zero fucks left to give.” Thank you! This tirade is epic!
This pace of craziness is unsustainable.
Good piece on what we can do to help our country in the face of this crisis.
I see what you did there…🍋
A team of surgeon and chemist has unveiled a surgery-free alternative to vision correction that reshapes the cornea with electric potentials.
The Thai cover band you didn't know you needed in your life. Crank it! 😀 🎸
What the actual fuck???
Breaking news: A federal judge is giving Florida 60 days to clear out the immigrant detention facility called Alligator Alcatraz. The ruling forbids state officials from moving any other migrants there.
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Melania watched South Park and got an idea. We have an exit plan and that’s to help California and Gavin Newsom win the special election on November 4th.
Dream Weaver at the end was definitely chef’s kiss!!💋
Sometimes the sheer idiocy of this moment overwhelms me. The idea that our convicted felon POTUS who incited an attack on DC police then pardoned the attackers & who's the most corrupt official in US history is going on an "anti-crime" ride-along in a city w/falling crime rate is...(brain explodes)
If you go to a museum this year, take along lots of "THIS IS PROPAGANDA" stickers to place on any Trumpified descriptions appearing on the placards next to the exhibit (not on the exhibit itself).
TITTIES!
This may be one of the reasons, but it won’t be in the top 100, that’s for sure.
But who is enforcing this? It’s so frustrating.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#dementiadon
Ahem…. Let me shout louder so those in the back can hear….
If you need to steal, cheat or cancel elections to stay in power, it’s because you know how much everyone hates your guts.
“Siri, show me a picture that defines the word “Tacky”.”
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's Dana Perino melting down over his tweets:
So she is kidnapped?
Look at how vulgar the Oval Office has become since Zelensky's last visit. Zelensky must feel as if he's in Viktor Yanukovych's tacky mansion.
Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s social media team isn’t just throwing haymakers they’re out here landing combos 👀
These people are the LEAST Christ-like individuals yet they wear the cross. I do not think the know what it signifies.
$6.6 billion lost for Florida alone. youtu.be/cq01YsE2GYc?...
doily parton: thread
Yeah, this is a highly unusual all-hands-on-deck meeting that wouldn’t be happening if Alaska was productive. 5 European leaders, the head of NATO and the head of the EU don’t just drop everything and fly to DC. H/T: @radiofreetom.bsky.social
Please watch and share. Ukraine is winning Ukraine Is Beating Russia: What Putin Doesn't Want You to Know youtu.be/JThTysIZfFc
> @governor.ca.gov
This is amazeballs!!!
Governor Newsom declares today “A SUCCESSFUL LIBERATION DAY!”
People who want to protect "The Sanctity of Marriage" are always people who voted for a man who raped his first wife, deserted his family of three young children to run off with one of his mistresses, deserted her and their child for another mistress, and then cheated on her with a porn actress. 🤔
Recovered and caught up..... Sam will now race for GOLD
YES! 🙌🏻
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Fuck! Yes!
How does he not fall flat on his face?
I came here to say the same thing!!!
Can someone please make a coffee table book of all of these trolling ALL CAPS tweets? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I am so here for this trolling!!! It is A+, Prime, Five star, Platinum, First Class, Premium, Righteous trolling for sure!
I am so here for the trolling by @governor.ca.gov It feeds my petty soul!
Just because it's happening in slow motion doesn't mean it isn't happening. We are well on our way to being a full-fledged Christofascist nation, and it's frightening as fuck.
And more: ProPublica identified more than 150 products that the FDA exempted from import bans since 2013. Our list provides the names of the drugs or ingredients and their manufacturers, many of which are no longer banned.
All jobs come with risks….
I’d like to apply for the position of President of The Tim Miller Fan Club please!
National Guard patrolling our cities. Masked men snatching people off the streets w/o due process. Warrants on elected representatives for defending the Constitution. Journalists muzzled for reporting the facts. Judges attacked for upholding the law. (1/4)
🔥WATCH: “This is not a TV show. This is real life.” Turns out Dean Cain’s kryptonite is @thebulwark.com’s @timmiller.bsky.social —spend the 2 mins👇🏽 The policy is self-defeating. The tactics un-American. Big difference between controlling the border vs. making this a place nobody wants to come 🇺🇸
Reporter: You said it’s guns on the street that’s causing this problem. Are you concerned that the DOJ’s funding cuts to gun violence prevention programs undermine the— Pirro: Oh stop it!
