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Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@chaoslions.bsky.social

Fnord. Death to bots. Punch Nazis. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

I'm pre-emptively having thoughts and prayers for Trump, because I'm sure that's what he and his cult would want

2/9/2025, 4:48:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it turns out that having kids has a lot of downsides even if people are given plenty of support to encourage them to do it

2/9/2025, 4:41:40 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Bailey's a bootlicking POS

1/9/2025, 10:05:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

β€œGet it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower

1/9/2025, 7:23:04 PM | 10258 3254 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin delenda est.

1/9/2025, 2:40:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) reposted

Trump/RFK are decapitating our public health system, a pillar of American greatness. So Dem Govs should scour every corner of the law for creative new ways to defend their people from this madness. Dems should polarize this debate to the max. Thoughts on this here: newrepublic.com/article/1998...

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31/8/2025, 12:21:01 PM | 1817 610 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Elmo? Captain? Lieutenant?

31/8/2025, 7:00:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, that and 7 episodes is a very unusual length

31/8/2025, 1:26:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Morran (@themorrancave.bsky.social) reposted

"When the public asks, 'How did we get here?' after each mass shooting, the answer goes beyond NRA lobbyists and Second Amendment zealots. It lies in large measure with the strategies of firearms executives like Richard Dyke." www.propublica.org/article/how-...

30/8/2025, 5:01:55 PM | 541 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm seeing a lot of these batshit nonsense fake posts about Colbert (or rather, friends are seeing them), and all they do is make me wish for the demise of social media

30/8/2025, 11:13:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 29 U.S.C. Β§ 157 (@organizingpower.bsky.social) reposted

If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you

Tweet from Stuart Stevens: When Democrats take the House, they must understand they are not a governing party. They are a dissident movement. Act like it. First day: - cut off all funding of Exec. Branch -vote to nationalize Starlink and SpaceX -defund ICE That's the first day. On the second, get more aggressive. There is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos.
30/8/2025, 3:27:41 PM | 8267 2219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted

A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all

a child looking down at a golden retriever named Samaria resting in their lap. the child pets the dog's face. a person holding a child on their hip crouches down on the sidewalk to pet a golden retriever on the head. a child wearing all gray sits on a yellow curb. a golden retriever lays on the sidewalk next to them, and rests their head in the child's lap.
29/8/2025, 7:43:03 PM | 3305 479 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

This woman was a traitor who died in disgrace.

30/8/2025, 6:30:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...

29/8/2025, 8:42:47 PM | 11917 3419 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

I've heard that Olivia Jaimes is a brilliant cartoonist and definitely gorgeous and on the shortlist for a Pulitzer

29/8/2025, 6:04:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pixelatedboat aka β€œmr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted

There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal

29/8/2025, 4:07:55 AM | 2050 274 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

xkcd.com/927/

29/8/2025, 5:16:31 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Because I want a president who's good at governing, not doing stupid college debates

27/8/2025, 6:59:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, fuck those guys

27/8/2025, 6:58:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair; I don't care if the line was staged, it's normal to prepare attacks, I just wish they had opened with that. If he runs in 28 (as he seems to be considering) I hope he gets better debate coaches. And they did seem to keep him under wraps later in the campaign (and dropped "weird"), big mistake.

27/8/2025, 4:27:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

It's looking more and more like it's either Butler or Skynet

27/8/2025, 4:26:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Whey Standard (@wheystandard.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Holy fucking shit

 Five days before his death, Adam confided to ChatGPT that he didn't want his parents to think he committed suicide because they did something wrong. ChatGPT told him
26/8/2025, 4:57:02 PM | 3918 1068 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that motherfucker so much I wouldn't shit on his face if he was freezing to death

27/8/2025, 12:37:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Picture of an assembly scene from the movie 1984: silhouetted crowd with large banners in the background, with Trump's face in place of Big Brother's and flanked by IngSoc banners. Caption along the bottom reads:
27/8/2025, 12:34:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

"If that happens, the roots of our democracy are in extreme danger.” It's already happened. We're there. This isn't about preventing fascism any more, it's about overthrowing it. I hope Smith is talking to people he knows and trusts.

26/8/2025, 11:41:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

The President is supposed to work for the people. He's not the boss, every single American citizen is his boss. He needs to be firmly reminded of that.

26/8/2025, 11:40:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

But what land would we concede to him?

26/8/2025, 10:21:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, in fairness she must have known she was already a black woman when she joined the Fed, so this is kinda on her

26/8/2025, 1:54:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be interesting to see what happens when they say he can't do something and he says "watch me" and does it anyway. Which is inevitable at some point.

26/8/2025, 1:50:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Michaels: It’s fascinating to me to hear people in charge of our country say they’re listening to a convicted pedophileβ€”someone with multiple perjury chargesβ€”and taking her word as gospel, rather than listening to the victims.

25/8/2025, 7:41:17 PM | 3041 889 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

If he hasn't done anything wrong, then obviously this is BS. But if he did put something in his book that was still classified and Biden's DOJ decided it wasn't worth prosecuting but Trump's DOJ can use it to crucify Bolton, then that's bad because it's one more step towards normalizing retaliation.

25/8/2025, 10:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Bolton's a POS who may have done something wrong here, but part of the reason he's being targeted is that he's (a) been mean to Trump and (b) doesn't have any friends to his left. So he's easy pickings to get people used to the idea of Trump punishing his enemies.

25/8/2025, 10:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Electronic Frontier Foundation (@eff.org) reposted

Online behavioral advertising has made surveillance the business model of the internet. By automatically blocking their trackers, @privacybadger.org makes it harder for Big Tech companies to profit from your personal information. You can download Privacy Badger at privacybadger.org.

25/8/2025, 9:03:52 PM | 139 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

2/ The regime is trying to send Abrego Garcia there to punish him for not pleading guilty to crimes they have no evidence he committed. And in order to scare anyone else who dares humiliate the mighty cheeto-faced shitgibbon.

25/8/2025, 10:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

This is what the US State Dept said about Uganda in 2023: "Significant human rights issues included credible reports of: arbitrary or unlawful killings, including extrajudicial killings; enforced disappearance; torture or cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment..." www.state.gov/reports/2023...

25/8/2025, 10:37:19 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

As I commented elsewhere: "When Miller and Vance say they feel unsafe in cities like DC, what they really mean is that they're terrified fragile racists who are convinced that every black or brown person they see is just a criminal looking for an opportunity to rob, rape, and kill them."

25/8/2025, 10:34:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

So 7th graders who haven't been yet and people who don't take school field trips at all

25/8/2025, 10:27:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

No one in their right mind feels safer with armed soldiers around. They're either necessary or unnecessary (guess which) and neither situation is safe.

25/8/2025, 10:26:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

When Miller and Vance say they feel unsafe in cities like DC, what they really mean is that they're terrified fragile racists who are convinced that every black or brown person they see is just a criminal looking for an opportunity to rob, rape, and kill them.

25/8/2025, 10:25:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

It's in the post we're discussing: "If you’re mad about Dems avoiding talking about DC, you can blame the Democratic quants, as demonstrated in this memo from David Shor’s Blue Rose Research". So, it would help DC if Dems did not listen to fuckhead Shor and DID talk about DC and DID attack Trump.

25/8/2025, 10:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

That's true but it also seemed like he was trying really hard not to be aggressive or confrontational, and while some of that might have been misplaced niceness it's hard not to wonder if he was coached to play it safe. His reaction at the end was good, it's a shame he didn't start off like that.

25/8/2025, 10:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

And why do you think Dems struggle to get elected? Could it have anything to do with paying consultants lots of money for bad advice and then following that bad advice instead of listening to constituents?

25/8/2025, 10:09:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Lotta people still don't get this: Biden and Garland's failure to impose consequences (a) taught voters that nothing bad really happened and talk of threats to democracy were just for show and (b) taught the fascists that they could literally get away with murder and should try again.

25/8/2025, 10:07:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, there can't be any fucking "Merrick Garland consequences" either

25/8/2025, 10:06:06 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Truther (@therealtruther.bsky.social) reposted

The Trump administration will move to pull the COVID vaccine off the U.S. market β€œwithin months,” one of RFK Jr.’s closest associates told the Daily Beast. Remember during his confirmation hearing RFK Jr. promised not to take away vaccine access for anyone. www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

25/8/2025, 3:32:29 PM | 141 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

This idea that Dems aren't part of the problem is a big part of how we got into this mess. The CSA was the problem in the Civil War, didn't mean Lincoln didn't need to fire McClellan and Burnside. Refusal to acknowledge mistakes and bad strategy guarantees losing. These shit consultants need to go.

25/8/2025, 6:27:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

The highly-paid political consultants too many Democratic campaigns have been relying on for years are a cancer. Parasites who make money despite losing over and over again and betraying the voters. They're a big part of the reason the Democratic party has lost the battle with fascism.

25/8/2025, 6:21:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

"Useful idiots"

25/8/2025, 4:21:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously? You're not mad at the overpaid consultants giving terrible advice or the elected officials taking it, you're mad at the people pointing out the problem? How exactly do you expect things to get better?

25/8/2025, 1:06:39 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the sad ironies of this horrorshow is that by trying to erase Ukraine from existence Putin has only made Ukrainian culture stronger. Lots of people who could barely find Ukraine on the map in 2021 are learning the cities and provinces, the flag, the songs, the language. Slava Ukraini.

25/8/2025, 12:55:17 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone who thinks it makes sense to negotiate with Putin is either a fucking idiot or a willing enabler of genocide. Or both. Probably both.

25/8/2025, 12:46:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Also watching Wes Moore, who just happens to be in the news a bunch today

25/8/2025, 12:41:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

And still there are people saying "yOu'Re oVeRrEaCtInG!" No. America has fallen to a fascist coup.

25/8/2025, 12:40:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Walz. Beshear. A few months ago I would've said Whitmer; she's done some disappointing things since the election but I'm not quite ready to count her out.

25/8/2025, 12:27:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet Gillibrand and Schumer and Booker are still making excuses for not endorsing him

24/8/2025, 1:51:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuban could endure a "shakedown" that removed *99%* of his wealth and still live an obscenely comfortable life. He can fuck himself until the heat death of the universe.

24/8/2025, 1:49:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I'm willing to consider him despite the fact that billionaires shouldn't exist, friends in Chicago who would know if he's the Midwest's version of Newsom like him.

24/8/2025, 1:44:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Actual quote from Daily Kos: "I have noted that none of the Newsom naysayers have actually given an obviously better alternative at this point." There's a looooong fucking list, dumbass.

24/8/2025, 1:43:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm appalled at how many Democrats (like most of Daily Kos) are just "he made fun of Trump that's all I need to know!" That's how you end up with terrible candidates and terrible politicians, Blue MAGA. And that in turn is how shitheads like Trump actually seem appealing to people.

24/8/2025, 1:39:33 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

The Republican Party is just one big child sex trafficking and sexual abuse ring at this point

24/8/2025, 12:34:35 AM | 7093 2052 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

The Pedo Party. GOP delenda est.

24/8/2025, 12:46:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

Questions Dems should ask Maxwell if she testifies before Congress: "What is an appropriate setting to rape children?" "a hotel room?" "a massage room?" "a private plane?" "a ranch in New Mexico?" "a Trump hotel?" "a bathroom next to a photocopier and 100s of stolen national security secrets?"

24/8/2025, 12:45:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

I've been saying this too: don't donate to PACs (and if you don't know they're legit, report as spam and block). These parasites keep as much as 98% of donations and give little or nothing to actually fighting fascism. Donate to candidates directly, or to orgs you know that are doing good work.

20/8/2025, 7:15:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

Researchers found that moisture lost to evaporation and drought, plus runoff from pumped groundwater, now outpaces the melting of glaciers and the ice sheets of either Antarctica or Greenland as the largest contributor of water to the oceans. By @abrahm.bsky.social

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure the hate is sincere

20/8/2025, 1:59:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not funny. It's horrifying: we have a pathological liar who rapes children and committed treason and insurrection in the White House, and tens of millions of people don't see any problem with that. It's a fucking nightmare.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

That's five syllables that mean "racism"

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I renounce my citizenship?

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Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Let them know you're filming them and keep asking the key questions: "Do you have a warrant signed by a judge? Show me." "Do you have a badge? Show me." "Do you know how pathetic you are? You showed me."

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

My hope is that she lies and either gets caught out by one of the Democrats at the hearing, or right after the hearing someone releases proof that she lied. But no one should take her testimony seriously or tolerate anyone pretending to do so. "Disgraced financier's girlfriend exonerates Trump"

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

And Cohen came clean against his former boss. Maxwell's testimony will be to protect Trump.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh they'll try. And she's definitely fishing for a pardon and will lie like a rug to get one. I just don't think there's any way she can come off as credible if she says Trump didn't rape kids. I think Cohen does regret what he did. He's a crook but I think he feels shame. Maxwell is a sociopath.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

"Do you want a pardon?" "Yes." "Will you lie to Congress and claim Trump never raped kids with Epstein?" "Yes, anything." "I think my client has answered all your questions truthfully!"

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

She's not going to testify against Trump. And what she did was way worse than anything Cohen was convicted for.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, he's illustrating the saying "sow the wind, reap the whirlwind" as clearly as anyone ever has. I'm not sure what happens either: some of the cult will accept anything he does, while there are signs some may actually have a limit. If he pardons Maxwell and MAGA revolts, what does Johnson do?

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Trump is pretty desperate. Will a pardon be a bridge too far for the cult? We're already seeing Charlie Kirk and others make excuses for Maxwell. He's got to kill this story somehow. I think you're right that Maxwell would prefer her conviction overturned, but she's also pretty desperate.

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Profile picture weinberg (@weinberg.social) reposted

Spinal Tap 2 trailer: youtu.be/PbExf2qbmEo?...

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

No, not really. I don't think the SC gives a shit about raping kids, it looks to me like this could be a Night of the Long Knives, where Trump is allowed to go down so they can replace him with someone more manageable (Vance). So far they're still maintaining the kabuki that courts and laws matter.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

And the SC is loyal to the Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society, not Trump. If the WSJ is going after him for real (and not just trying to scare him), they're not likely to help him.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe - but Trump can give a pardon whenever he likes, whereas overturning her conviction requires the Supreme Corruption to step in. I have no faith in them, even when it comes to raping children, but that's at least 5 more people that have to be convinced and makes them pedo enablers too.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

The people pushing AI are doing it so they can avoid paying people to work. There's no way in hell that if they succeed they're going to then agree to pay people NOT to work.

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Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

WU-TANG FOREVER πŸ‘πŸ½

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

"Turns out it was all just videos of Donald drinking Diet Coke. Jeffrey just loved recording 50-year-old rich men drinking Diet Coke, and that's all Trump wanted to do. Weird, I know, but totally harmless as it conveniently turns out. Who knew!?"

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Best case scenario is she lies to Congress in an attempt to cover for Trump raping children, and someone drops a smoking gun proving she's just helping out another child-raper. Because that's who she is. NYT: "Debate rages over veracity of documents that contradict controversial libertine's story."

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social)

Never forget: no matter what Maxwell says now in her attempt to get a pardon, she's a perjurer and convicted sex offender who preyed on children, and Trump is using her to protect himself from accountability for raping children. The greedo-owned media will try to hem and haw around this. Fuck them.

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Trump: β€˜We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Trump: β€˜We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’
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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: we see a pardon in her future

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

The Australian Senate is based in part on the United States Senate, which isn't great and does cause inertia if the governing party isn't in control there. But at least it uses proportional representation.

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Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: JOINT STATEMENT FROM REUTERS, BBC NEWS, ASSOCIATED PRESS & AFP. Warning that their staff face death by starvation in Gaza. Horrifying and unprecedented.

We are desperately concerned for our journalists in Gaza, who are increasingly unable to feed themselves and their families. For many months, these independent journalists have been the world's eyes and ears on the ground in Gaza. They are now facing the same dire circumstances as those they are covering. Journalists endure many deprivations and hardships in warzones. We are deeply alarmed that the threat of starvation is now one of them. We once again urge the Israeli authorities to allow journalists in and out of Gaza. It is essential that adequate food supplies reach the people there. Joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters
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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

They're wearing masks to hide their identities. That's the reason. Some of them have black stockings over their whole heads, that's not because they're afraid of Covid.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

The real problem is that we don't have any idea who they are. They're very much secret police.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything downhill from Park Slope is el plano

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Plano is also 1,500 miles away from NYC

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Even worse: "Half of the nation’s people have only 18 senators representing them, while 52 senators represent just 18 percent of Americans." That was in 2021, when the Senate was evenly split: dividedwefall.org/senate-debate/

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't help that Barrasso and Lummis (both WY) have exactly the same power as Padilla and Schiff (CA). Or that the Democratic Senators got 1.5 million more votes than the GOP Senators last election but lost four seats, ending up with 8 fewer Senators than the Pedophiles.

24/7/2025, 6:25:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

Took too long, but we got there in the end

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Profile picture Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted

Well, here's a depressing article about a side effect the mass deportations that I hadn't thought about before. www.miaminewtimes.com/news/south-f...

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Profile picture Minovsky (@minovskyarticle.bsky.social) reposted

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

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Profile picture Chase Lions πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@chaoslions.bsky.social) reply parent

AOC needs to primary Schumer into the sun

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