They're spoiled children with soft hands and weak minds and empty hearts. They know you can tell that just by looking at them and it makes them bloodthirsty.
They're spoiled children with soft hands and weak minds and empty hearts. They know you can tell that just by looking at them and it makes them bloodthirsty.
Why use a guided missile destroyer (probably) to blow up a drug boat, when the Coast Guard could have arrested the crew? Why create space force when the Air Force already exists? Why does ICE get as much funding as the Marines? Because the regime is all cowards playing dress up as real men.
Because you’re fascists and you’re on the take for oligarchs?
The single greatest football mind of all time. Stopped both the 1990 Buffalo Bills and The greatest show on turf Rams. Could not draw up a defense for the creep switch. Unreal.
Bill Belichick met one 19 year old girl who sort of paid attention to him and the creep switch in his head flipped so hard he got blackballed from the NFL, burned his whole legacy, and ended shitless stumbling out of an AirBNB coaching the football team at a basketball college. Incredible.
I'm not fucking around here. He got a bag by fleecing the stupidest company in the history of the internet. He's not a guru. He pulled off one con one time against a company that would get routinely taken by wallet inspectors.
The only reason anyone listens to a word this dunce says is because he found a company willing to make one of the worst purchases in history (Yahoo) and give him one billion dollars. That's it. He found the biggest sucker in history. End of story.
I'm not fucking around here. He got a bag by fleecing the stupidest company in the history of the internet. He's not a guru. He pulled off one con one time against a company that would get routinely taken by wallet inspectors.
The only reason anyone listens to a word this dunce says is because he found a company willing to make one of the worst purchases in history (Yahoo) and give him one billion dollars. That's it. He found the biggest sucker in history. End of story.
Anyone who roots for Notre Dame is either garbage or garbage adjacent.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Disney/Lucasfilm truly put a fine point on this by forcing JJ to try to fight his way out of one his own “mystery boxes” and he responded by shitting his pants and flushing a billion dollars down the toilet with both hands
And somehow also the TV versions of both properties. He should be hunted with pitchforks and torches like Frankenstein.
Me and you both. God forbid.
The Star Wars sequels were bad because of woke! No, dummy, they were bad because Rian Johnson wasn’t going to play by JJ Abrams’s rules. And then JJ Abrams was unable to play by JJ Abrams rules. Because he’s a hack.
Disney/Lucasfilm truly put a fine point on this by forcing JJ to try to fight his way out of one his own “mystery boxes” and he responded by shitting his pants and flushing a billion dollars down the toilet with both hands
JJ Abrams is the worst kind of hack. He’s just good enough to make you forget he’s a hack until you ask him any followup questions.
I guess Hoffman really fucked up by dying too.
The Mission Impossible franchise really fucked up killing off Philip Seymour Hoffman. He should have been the Blofeld to Hunt’s Bond. I blame JJ Abrams being a hack for this.
I think the one in shorts is a child? His or her or their name is The Cub. So that’s why probably.
Clemson the University of North Carolina of South Carolina
Can on makes LOUD noise. Clemson. The Stanford of South Carolina.
My buddy’s kid goes to Clemson, so now I’m emotionally moved by two teenage weirdos in tiger costumes blanketing some ROTC piece of shit with a very small cannon on a hand truck with a sign that reads “CAUTION cannon makes LOUD noise” No shit.
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Me the second we get confirmation it actually happened: youtu.be/Ln9yywA5Cjs?...
Heads up about things that may or may not be going on: you can legally pray for bad things to happen to people. God doesn’t mind. He’s totally cool with it.
Shut the fuck up you old mummy.
Heads up about things that may or may not be going on: you can legally pray for bad things to happen to people. God doesn’t mind. He’s totally cool with it.
Wife is out for the night. Time to crack open a six pack of cold ones.
I’m so grateful that I have tenure and the academic freedom to call it like I see it. “Dr. Kathleen Bachynski, a professor of public health at Muhlenberg College, described Kennedy’s comments as “absolute gibberish” and slammed the HHS secretary as a “dangerous buffoon” who is “threatening us all.”
You are either the most useless pile of dogshit coward on two legs or you're a collaborator. Either way, retire you weak old bitch.
Tell it to your AI Nazi buddies. Fuck off.
Go buy another NBA team to sell to fascist oligarchs, you wet baby cosplaying as man of the people stupid ass.
The grand jury members that didn’t indict the sandwich thrower are Boston Tea Party level heroes and should be regarded as such.
The grand jury members that didn’t indict the sandwich thrower are Boston Tea Party level heroes and should be regarded as such.
You fucking ghouls
You spineless pigs. Primary every Democrat
The Swift/Kelce engagement story is just a distraction from Harrison Butker and half the Chiefs organization being little Nazi pieces of shit.
Serious question: Are you all fucked in the head?
They should make cops wear clip-on ties and stupid hats again. Letting a generation of failed high school athletes play dress-up as delta force operators to direct traffic for $160K a year isn't the whole problem, but it feels like a part of the problem.
Opened this app the catch up on the news. Closing this app and going to wash down a Benzo with some alca seltzer and lie on the floor.
Unsubscribe! UNSUBSCRIBE!!!
My plan to fix NFL pregame shows and Star Trek is the same plan: Make them more boring.
On a long enough timeline, fascism always loses. Every single time. Always. Don't listen to anyone trying to extend the timeline by finding middle ground with the oppressors. Anyway, fuck The Argument and every single person involved with it.
The Center of the political spectrum is gone. The people who desperately want to bring it back are smug little bad faith grifters who don't want you to figure out they're just collaborators at best and secret Nazis at worst. Pick a side. Your enemies did. Fight like Hell for it.
There are two pizza places across the street from each other. One has pizza. The other is full of Nazis, robots, and comms teams for facsists. Everyone screams racial slurs at me when I order. I have to keep going to this pizza place. I have to. It’s important. It’s essential. I am brave to do it.
These fucking people. Leave and never give that place another thought. Let it burn. Fuck you and your special reasons.
There are two pizza places across the street from each other. One has pizza. The other is full of Nazis, robots, and comms teams for facsists. Everyone screams racial slurs at me when I order. I have to keep going to this pizza place. I have to. It’s important. It’s essential. I am brave to do it.
On a long enough timeline, fascism always loses. Every single time. Always. Don't listen to anyone trying to extend the timeline by finding middle ground with the oppressors. Anyway, fuck The Argument and every single person involved with it.
There is no center. Not anymore. Anyone acting like there is trying to take your eyes off the ball. Don't waste your time with reasoning with them. Fight them. They are also your enemy.
Everyone who wants you and yours dead, everyone who wants you poor, sick, and scared, had no problem picking a side. Why the fuck should you care about the people who won't diametrically oppose them at every turn?
The Center of the political spectrum is gone. The people who desperately want to bring it back are smug little bad faith grifters who don't want you to figure out they're just collaborators at best and secret Nazis at worst. Pick a side. Your enemies did. Fight like Hell for it.
Wow! SO BRAVE! Go fuck yourself, collaborator.
Eat shit, you nazi crybaby
You protect trans rights whether it’s an issue “Dems can win on” or not. If you don’t get that, then you’re just a piece of shit.
Shut the fuck up
Jack Cassidy is the KING. Then Robert Culp, then Robert Conrad. They should have brought Conrad back for more episodes.
90 minute Columbo episodes from the 70s are the best "let him cook" TV ever, and it's just one guy bothering a rich person until they admit they murdered someone. I love it.
It's TOO exciting. Yes. You're right.
One guy (or lady. Or whatever) on one segment to talk about point spreads and point spreads only. "Who do you like today, Ace?" No draft kings. No fantasy. No parlays. POINT SPREADS
This works for both the NFL and Star Trek, so it's in.
Film it on six sets and solve problems with expertise and morality. Also bring in one gambler live from Vegas to talk about spreads.
This won't work! Attention spans are -- Hey. Shut the fuck up, stupid. The best show in sports was Inside The NBA and it was four guys shooting the shit. It's fucking beloved. You clown. You child. The best Star Trek is an old diplomat and a robot having debates about space shit. Grow up
You get a maximum of three space battles per season in my plan. You get one shooting guns episode every other season.
This exactly. And generally stop having shows with people yelling at each other, or worse, having "takes."
Yes. Or 27. Fuck it. Go real old school. All episodes are also 45 minutes long.
Pick any network. Hire one tv host, one ex QB, one ex DL, one ex coach. Let them preview the games. Give one weather report. Bring in one gambler live from Vegas to discuss spreads. That's it. Make it boring. It should only be one hour long.
Pick any Star Trek show. Cut the proposed budget by 75%. Film it on a half dozen sets. Have the crew work through problems with expertise and morality.
My plan to fix NFL pregame shows and Star Trek is the same plan: Make them more boring.
Fuck you, you fascist oligarch stenographer.
yesterday was the six month anniversary of our little street fighter coming to stay with us. getting to watch him grow from hurt and frightened to the brave, sweet boy he is now has been one of the greatest joys of my life. happy anniversary, Adonis. thank goodness we found each other 💖
I spend 72 straight hours making racist memes with chat GPT. ICE likes them so much they make me an honorary junior G-Man but also give me a real badge and a real gun. I have the mandate of Heaven. God Himself has anointed me. I am an artist and the law and the one true prophet.
The VR goggles weigh sixteen pounds. They dig into my skull and cause permanent neck damage. The battery lasts almost 40 minutes. Mark Zuckerberg sold my social security number to Somali pirates. My AI therapist tells me to take a shit in my sock drawer. "Guess they hate money," I tell Snoop Dog.
Feeding my NFTs slurp juice I bought with crypto in my pretend metaverse beach house I purchased for one million real dollars. Me and Snoop Dog exchange knowing looks about you rubes mocking AI. We are both legless ghoul caricatures. My self driving Cyber Beast just blew up a school bus.
Going to have to block you pieces of shit just like I did NOAA when they let the Nazis take over that account
Yeah yeah, CGI and AI and blah blah blah movie computer effects…okay but I just watched the new Mission Impossible and seriously thought Tom Cruise was going to die for the last forty straight minutes. STUNTS AND PRACTICAL EFFECTS FOREVER
I spend 72 straight hours making racist memes with chat GPT. ICE likes them so much they make me an honorary junior G-Man but also give me a real badge and a real gun. I have the mandate of Heaven. God Himself has anointed me. I am an artist and the law and the one true prophet.
The VR goggles weigh sixteen pounds. They dig into my skull and cause permanent neck damage. The battery lasts almost 40 minutes. Mark Zuckerberg sold my social security number to Somali pirates. My AI therapist tells me to take a shit in my sock drawer. "Guess they hate money," I tell Snoop Dog.
Feeding my NFTs slurp juice I bought with crypto in my pretend metaverse beach house I purchased for one million real dollars. Me and Snoop Dog exchange knowing looks about you rubes mocking AI. We are both legless ghoul caricatures. My self driving Cyber Beast just blew up a school bus.
There's prohibitive odds against this guy being the real deal, just because everything is kayfabe, but fuck yeah, the oligarchy is the enemy and every Democrat should be screaming it from the rooftops
Not to crude here, but did you kids not realize Jamie Lee Curtis was stacked as fuck before this? Did none of you see Trading Places?
Photograph of the cat last night, sick of me watching weird magic trick videos on YouTube, trying to herd me from the couch to bed.
Not to crude here, but did you kids not realize Jamie Lee Curtis was stacked as fuck before this? Did none of you see Trading Places?
I would hate it if those teenagers that asked Big Balls for a ride ran into this juiceless little brown shirt incel and helped him with some dental work
Photograph of the cat last night, sick of me watching weird magic trick videos on YouTube, trying to herd me from the couch to bed.
Youtube fed me a video of 90 year old Harry Lorayne doing insane card tricks followed by a 1952 US Navy Training film called “You Think It’s Luck”about how rogue magicians can cheat you out of your paycheck and even if you can avoid evil close up magicians, all gambling is still for suckers. Amazing
Sea Power for Security. Sure. Whatever. Aim all the cannons and torpedos at that guy shuffling the cards weird. Fuck it.
Youtube fed me a video of 90 year old Harry Lorayne doing insane card tricks followed by a 1952 US Navy Training film called “You Think It’s Luck”about how rogue magicians can cheat you out of your paycheck and even if you can avoid evil close up magicians, all gambling is still for suckers. Amazing
Netflix has both too much shit and not enough shit. It’s also impossible to navigate.
HBO Max’s UI crashes my tv every third time I use it.
I want to cancel Amazon prime by throwing a brick through Jeff Bezos window.
I would pay 10 bucks a month for Tubi if they offered an ad free tier, no questions asked.
Bring back John Rambo welcome home parties. Spit on them and call them baby killers. Enough is enough.
Bring back John Rambo welcome home parties. Spit on them and call them baby killers. Enough is enough.
Probably shouldn’t have spent the last 25 years thanking these motherfuckers for their service.
Fuck off
To clear up some confusion here, I’m not saying La Cosa Nostra is GOOD but I am saying it’s unequivocally better than PE and VC. And I am one hundred percent correct.
Listen to me, everything was better for the consumer and the labor force when organized crime ran things as opposed to private equity and venture capital, because the mob knew when to stop stealing.