Heads up about things that may or may not be going on: you can legally pray for bad things to happen to people. God doesn’t mind. He’s totally cool with it.
Heads up about things that may or may not be going on: you can legally pray for bad things to happen to people. God doesn’t mind. He’s totally cool with it.
They legitimately have prayers and Psalms for this. I'm not joking.
Gives him something to do.
Phew 😮💨
She's pretty down with it, too.
Prayer offers equal opportunity. Pray for those in need ... pray for those in need.
God spoke to me and told me he actually likes it when you do it
pro tip: if you pray to lesser known deities they may be more inclined to grant favors out of gratitude, just saying lol
You cannot petition the Lord ... with prayer.
I’d be careful with that one. Proof positive He will answer even the wrong prayers to teach you a lesson about letting/trusting/him to lead. But yo do you
"Ok. OKAY! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" -God, right now.