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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social

Heads up about things that may or may not be going on: you can legally pray for bad things to happen to people. God doesn’t mind. He’s totally cool with it.

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 am • 321 21

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Franka @fm46.bsky.social

How do you know god is a male? Ha gotit

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aug 30, 2025, 9:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephen aka Spike Stonehand @spikestonehand.com

They legitimately have prayers and Psalms for this. I'm not joking.

Psalm 69:18-28
aug 30, 2025, 3:32 am • 8 0 • view
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E. Perkins 🎃 @hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social

Gives him something to do.

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Mary 🇨🇦 @mary0759.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:21 am • 4 0 • view
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nohyphens.bsky.social @nohyphens.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Francis III @fhammre.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

Jesus, when shady business guys show up in a synagogue

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aug 30, 2025, 9:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Kate @katekav.bsky.social

Phew 😮‍💨

aug 30, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Rev. Dr. K @michdoc.bsky.social

She's pretty down with it, too.

aug 30, 2025, 4:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Swanky Somm III @sommaf.bsky.social

Prayer offers equal opportunity. Pray for those in need ... pray for those in need.

aug 30, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Stuart Logan @captainepix.bsky.social

God spoke to me and told me he actually likes it when you do it

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 am • 5 0 • view
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Solarsmith @solarsmith.bsky.social

pro tip: if you pray to lesser known deities they may be more inclined to grant favors out of gratitude, just saying lol

aug 30, 2025, 3:25 am • 10 0 • view
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Don Solomon @dsolomonesq.bsky.social

You cannot petition the Lord ... with prayer.

aug 30, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
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This Is Texas @waxwingsmelt.bsky.social

I’d be careful with that one. Proof positive He will answer even the wrong prayers to teach you a lesson about letting/trusting/him to lead. But yo do you

aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
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G Wil @knapperdad.bsky.social

"Ok. OKAY! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" -God, right now.

aug 30, 2025, 4:22 am • 1 0 • view