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we now return you to your regularly disrupted sleep/wake cycle
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I like sour things, but salt & vinegar chips have always just felt like a punishment to me. what sins are you atoning for by eating these
PB&J sandwich ✔️ Pb&J sandwich ❌
one rabbus, two rabbi
RIP Graham Greene, a king for this iconic scene alone
Congrats!
and they're saying, they're saying landlords extract value parasitically. parasitically. para-sit-ic-ly. we're going to be looking into the landlords very strongly and we're going to be redistributing the ownership. redistribution, such an interesting word
Look we have a little fun at these rallies dont we folks - but I just want to acknowledge first that this is stolen land
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Someone please kill me right now.
my sweet horse in the meadow
go ahead and write about how bluesky is dying. it only makes me post harder
not that Bluesky is important. please don't get the idea that Bluesky occupies my every waking thought. I'm not crying in the fetal position because Bluesky was mean to me, why would you even think that
all my French history gone
reverse labor day
Happy Labor Day! Eat the rich!
I support you!!! Better get some of the pumpkins too 🎃🎃🎃
saw The Guardian story about this and didn't read it bc they made it sound like she did something really admirable and I didn't want to have to admire Elizabeth Gilbert... 👀
I like it when the month starts on a Monday. should always be like that imo
how is his wife holding up?
just give us this
unbirth day
reverse labor day
it is very definitely not real
oh wow what an honor sir i can't wait to tell you my ideas about bofa
just wanna be jammin' on garbage in between defending my turf from roving bands of scavengers
setup kinda even looks like a crab 🦀
you ever kinda just want to skip ahead to the fury road stage of apocalypse
ok grandpa
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mindfulness meditation for Visualizing It Happening
this is when you have a little bit of soup left over and you add more stuff until it's a whole new pot of soup
Soup of Theseus
Bloodsky
dying in a fire would be appropriate for these assholes
gather 'round, children, and listen to the bangers of old
Sometimes I dream of a truly equal US, where black women have the freedom to be mid
"mt. ordeals? what happens there?" "haha don't...don't worry about it"
"visit beautiful Mt. Ordeals" #ffiv
🤞🤞🤞
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"non-life-threatening injuries" 😞
guess who's not getting out of bed today
the passing of a colossal kidney stone
and they're saying it's the most dead any president has ever been, folks. they're saying no one's ever been deader
I know it won't happen but I really want the headline to be TRUMP DEAD
@lisabdavidson.bsky.social ?
other things Scarmiglione says that are on point: "I am the oarsman who will ferry you beyond the veil. The Blighted Despot, Scarmiglione!" "My undead children hunger to feassst upon your flesh!" "Those who see this face must die!"
the mood tonight (also the boss I just battled)
if it happens within the week I am fully taking credit
Someone just raced down the street honking their horn and I got so excited
going to bed like it’s christmas eve. what wonders await me tomorrow
mindfulness meditation for Visualizing It Happening
I thought of a different, more specific thing I want
source: playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses a bunch
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and they're saying it's the most dead any president has ever been, folks. they're saying no one's ever been deader
Japanese audio w/ English subtitles is wild bc you read the first word of a sentence and fully 10 seconds and a whole paragraph of text later you hear it in Japanese
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is paella usually made with tater tots
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nice!
please stop getting my hopes up with your cryptic little posts everyone
thank you for your service
whenever The Onion does post a real headline-y headline there's always some people in the replies who've apparently never encountered that syntax before
language change over time (in The Onion)
so I guess in 2015 The Onion wasn't going full headline-ese? ("Area Dad Informs Busboy He Ready to Order")
Deydies and gentledem, da weekend!
Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
(bleeding from several small puncture wounds) i love my cat mr. hugsalot
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
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i miss my little fucker ❤️
A saga, in four parts. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
lmaoooo "the orange brute" masterful storytelling
dolphins get a laryngeal sac? how come i don't get a laryngeal sac
ahh best wishes for a speedy and safe return <3
holy shit
I was looking at this like, oh what fell out of her purse? pepper spray? lipstick? NAH DAWG THAT'S HER WHOLE ENTIRE HEEL GONE
Gabin Newsom 2028 my President
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having watched this now ~20 times, I have to laugh at the "No Kings" sign here, right across the street from the Martin Luther King library branch...and the Burger King (and then, of course, the Prince book)
presumably it's still not Detroit
a moment of joy for your day, trust me when I say you need this
wow, that's a blast from the past
hoist by one's own GPT
important reminder
It finally happened.
how do you do, fellow responsible adults
[eating breakfast at 4:30pm] TGIF
oh, well, then
I'm picturing a bean-shaped guy, Amigara Fault-style
Gotta do the chant or else the guy trapped in the bean might get out
