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Whale juice deficiency is đŻ a condition that he thinks a significant portion of Americans suffer from.
These people saw what the EA people did by buying a multi-million pound British estate, and thought.
I miss the days of saying âML is done in Python, while AI is done in PowerPoint.â
And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when thereâs an emergency in Texas
He doesnât know how humans eat, heâs too busy stockpiling hundreds of chunky soup cans like earth humans do.
"This is an encroachment on everything we signed up for, and it feels like a violation." Buddy, let me tell you about the Iraq War and what it was like dodging snipers and roadside bombs for nonexistent "weapons of mass destruction." Republicans have treated the military this way for decades.
Floridaâs decision to erase school vaccine requirements will cause preventable illness and death. Not just for kids in Florida. For whole communities. Of all ages. Across the country. Because pathogens donât follow state lines. 1/
In NYC we believe all states of matter and all genders.
This is the good thing about NYC, you could have moved here last week, and as long as you donât block the subway entrance, or not know how to order a BEC, youâre a New Yorker.
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Iâm glad a former Barboncino worker got the chance to write about what happened with the closure of what was once far and away my favorite restaurant in Brooklyn thebaffler.com/latest/a-fai...
The serial criminal is the guy in the White House.
Impossible for Heritage to say if it's bad or not
Could you order some Pre-dreadnaught French battleships for the Royal Navy? Asking for a friend.
You can always discover which are load bearing walls with sledge hammer, but you now have mitigation action to take immediately.
I bring a flashlight, tape measure and a voltage meter, just in case.
I canât wait for Tennessee vs Bofa to be a first amendment precedent that has to be cited in many cases.
I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.
If your golf ball punches a hole in the American flag they let you see copies of the classified documents buried with Ivana.
I originally read this as âgoulashâ
Theyâre doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
Are you talking his lifespan or just when he hopes everyone forgets what he promised two weeks ago?
Itâs gonna be Weekend At Bernieâs: Mar A Lago over Labor Day weekend, isnât it?
Striped Bass Economic Survey: âThe Striped Bass Survey gives us the chance to quantify the scale of this coastwide fishery. That data is critical for decision-makers at the local, state, and federal levels, showing just how much recreational anglers contribute to the economy." #savestripedbass
relatedly: if youâre worried about this, i strongly encourage you to seek out and attend a rally wherever you live on labor day. it will give you a much better perspective on how many of us there are vs. how many of them in a way that isnât just abstract math.
Iâm imaging using a piping bag with a little decorative tip so you could squeeze it onto crackers. It would bring you a little joy when youâre trapped in a cave drinking your own urine. Or just DeSatis that shit, and eat it with your fingers.
Being in the US w/o proper authorization is a misdemeanor on par with reckless driving. It is not a felony. There is no direct victim. The way we treat immigrants is like summary execution: no due process, no justice. Straight to punishment in the extreme. Why would any Dem want any part in that?
Was it for spitting on? That would be the only reason to hang a portrait of that traitor.
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A real jeep engagement ring would have a diamond rubber duck.
Itâs the Catholic Church. Obviously only the original green color. The Protestants get blue and red.
Theyâre all good trees Mott.
Thatâs because you hear the people yelling the dogâs name to tell it to stop humping the other dogs and not the other way around.
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Ruin any book by adding âTom Clancyâsâ to the title: Tom Clancyâs Pride and Prejudice "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a nuclear powered ballistic missile submarineâ
TBH he also probably figured out that if he ate out in NYC he was mostly eating spit.
Itâs a little known fact that John Montague was also the 7th Duke of Frankfurter, which confirms that hotdogs are sandwiches.
Ruin any book by adding âTom Clancyâsâ to the title: Tom Clancyâs Pride and Prejudice "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a nuclear powered ballistic missile submarineâ
This just feels like a đŻ American story: neighborhood demographic shifts, and parents wanting their kids to do better than they did.
Malatang > Bajafresh
Kelsey, out here expecting the whales to hold RFJ jr accountable for whale crimes. Heâs a surface dweller we need to hold him accountable for whale crimes up here.
I feel like the only way to truly tell is at some future point rank their contribution to misery and death, but heâs definitely putting up serious numbers at this point in the administration. Unless Hegseith invents a diabetes bomb, Jr is going to have much longer term effects.
Tom Clancyâs: Dune
In a civilized country, school shootings, like student lunch debt and medical bankruptcy, would not be a thing.
people often ask whatâs wrong with gen x, and, like, there are a lot of answers, but i think the AIDS epidemic and the specific people it wiped out is probably an under discussed contributor to the bomber with red dots diagram
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isnât universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening
ngl I kind of think Sam Altman should be tried criminally? is that ⌠feasible?
This is what the Sec Def thinks preparing for war with China looks like?
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle."
She needs to end the existing NG deployment in the subways immediately, so there isnât any reason to federalize the NG and start deploying South Carolina NG to Times Square.
The dual consciousness required to do regular non-apocalypse stuff while I'm actively in apocalyptic fight-or-flight might kill me before the apocalypse itself.
DC statehood now.
The only reasonable democratic position for 2028 is to abolish ICE and public trials of their entire hierarchy.
I can save you the effort. Clippy Plagiarism Thirstwater does not suffer. To suffer, you have to be alive, and it's not fucking alive, you daft motherfuckers. If you're so concerned about the suffering of sentients, there's plenty of that going around that you can pour billions into alleviating.
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape peopleâs reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
Iâm hoping it involves the jaws of life and whole mess of halligans.
Indoor marijuana grow facilities. Theyâve got plenty of power, water and cooling.
This is why I am concerned about coming to the UK next month, especially if they just let these assholes wander around freely.
trump very clearly sees any attempt to hold a criminal head of state accountable as a threat to his own standing
Thatâs not a donut itâs a tasty morale boost.
Wait until you learn about stagiaire, in high-end restaurant kitchens. Literally they donât even pay those people to do all that peeling, chopping, and prep work.
Andrew Cuomo should follow up with his own scavenger hunt. It should be to all of the nursing homes where 12,000 New Yorkers died due to his evil Covid policies. Eric Adams should follow up with his own scavenger hunt. It should be to all of the places he's tried to bribe New Yorkers.
Unintentional Discharge, is going to be the hottest Go-go track of the summer.
Let it not be electrolytesâŚplease let it not be the electrolytes in BrawndoâŚ
By bicycle too. #zcavengerHunt
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I truly cannot imagine how much I will enjoy the event.
I've said it before and I will say it again. The same people that want you to work until you're 75 won't hire you after 50.
The hens all consented.
Every World Cup chant better include a chorus of âFuck Trumpâ
So youâve not really ruled out that the crabs have invented a nuclear reactor?
Youâre already exercising your right to bare arms.
holding heteronormative space for throwing third way out of the overton window
i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.
You do not have to like John Bolton to see this for what it is.
Looks like this Texas redistricting may actually backfire on them. Theyâre relying on Hispanic voters who 61% in Texas donât like Trump. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
They want to isolate us and turn the country into a white supremacist backwater.
Youâve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Whoâs coming to save you? Iâm going to be okay? Right, tell me Iâm going to be ok?!?
The rate at which people convicted of domestic violence commit further violence driven by misogyny, racism, transphobia and homophobia is obscene. But no one's calling to strip them of basic rights whilst trans people, more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators, face state oppression.
Here, fixed it.
Death wears a sun hoodie in the summer.
So is your work uniform just a hooded black robe?
Nice of James Dobson to give us a little preview of how we'll feel when The Moment comes
Actually I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States with my hand on @bpl.boston.govâs 1782 edition Aitken Bibleâalso known as the Bible of the Revolution.
We've officially reached the "show me your papers" phase of Trump's fascist takeover.
Sarah desperately googling squid sneakers hoping to get something that not only looks like a squid but can change colors randomly.
It's honestly amazing how steadfastly unwilling they are to just⌠stop shooting themselves in the genitals in front of god & everybody. Apologize for the anti-"DEI" shit. Apologize for the anti-LGBTQ shit. Put meaningful commitments to & positive support for marginalized communities into your bylaws
Like the child of a Hellbender and Ocelot.
If Democratic politicians do not fight this because it's a "distraction," it will simply happen. They need to get in front of every mic and say that we will not allow Trump to destroy American history. He wants a culture war? GIVE HIM ONE. There are no distractions. Have every fight.
He also invented bacon.
Just line them up like pints on the bar.
Adding Hydra of Superintelligence for Meta to my LinkedIn.
If we donât have that homie? does that mean Iâm wrong about the angel chained up in my basement?
Especially when you consider Japanâs cultural output and their similar history.
okay we're doing this again I guess! I am cis and I wish ill on JK Rowling stop suspending trans and nonbinary people for saying it @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @aaron.bsky.team cis people we are all Spartacus, please quote with your own ill wishes
Heâs definitely gotten a swirlie more recently than heâs been laid.
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