Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone knew because after the first weekend in limited release it was spoiled endlessly. And that was really the reason it became a hit. People wanted to see that twist.
I’ve almost been a professional screenwriter more times than I care to count. And several agents’ assistants have loved my books, even if their bosses didn’t.
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Everyone knew because after the first weekend in limited release it was spoiled endlessly. And that was really the reason it became a hit. People wanted to see that twist.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ll learn all about whatever happened five years from now when Jake Tapper writes his book about it called, “Biden was still older!”
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
When it happens, the democrats will be accused of killing him, no matter that he’s old and getting pretty frail. The conspiracies will be many and maddening.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
You reviewed it back in the day, didn’t you?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social)
This whole discourse around Gavin Newspm is why Dems are losing. We have how many local elections this year? We have a whole election next year where every member of the house is up for re-election. But all we can focus on is the election after those two.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
The ham sandwich that was thrown, however, has been indicted on multiple felony counts.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
When you say things like uncertainty is part of his approach, you’re giving way too much credit. He has no approach. He jumps in only half understanding the issue and comes up with a half-baked idea based on that ignorance.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
To quote the West Wing, “is there an epidemic of flag burning that I’m unaware of?”
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
We simply don’t need billionaires like you. You are a threat to democracy. Simply saying negative things about Trump every now and then doesn’t solve the problem that you have too much influence due to your wealth. Strong cap gain taxes are not a burden since you did no labor to earn that money.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t remember it doing very well, though. And I saw it in a mostly empty theater.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Behind the counter? Could we be that lucky?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Like the many who moved here over the past few years for all the DeSantis “freedom”, they will retreat after just one of our summers.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony being that anyone who thinks it’s wrong to proclaim hell as this man’s final destination didn’t think it was wrong when he proudly decided to consign so many others there in his lifetime.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m more of a Saturday afternoon type of guy, but I hear ya.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious about the Hiding Out transfer. I can’t imagine the negative is in great shape after what was probably a long chain of custody journey.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not a good movie. It’s a fun movie.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you tell she read Ayn Rand and felt like it was an “transformative” experience? Wait until she finds out how Ayn Rand spent her last few years…
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Bull Durham. The character introductions are amazing. By the end of each characters first scene you get them. The three main characters have clear, precise, and entertaining arcs. The story is compelling and doesn’t rely on “winning the big game” at the end. It’s spotless.
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It describes people like me. I went to film school, have watched all the classics, read books on the subject, but my profession is in marketing. You’re a professional scholar on the subject. Magazine writing is, after all, part of the scholarly record.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps we just need to realize there’s a difference between being a genre fan and being an amateur scholar. A fan who is drawn to a genre doesn’t need to dig into the roots of the genre like a scholar, they just need to watch what interests them and then discuss those films as they see fit.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless you’re heating the flue…
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
My head cannon is he turned it into a club. He featured live music at the store for a time and slowly transitioned to a club where several great bands got their start.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the best movie about going to the movies.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
The Sandlot did okay in theaters, but it’s mostly one of those home video/cable hits from the 90s. Free Willy was a good hit in its day, but did way better at home. Matinee, though, is a true cult classic. It did not do well on video.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It was dumped by Universal in January and opened behind movies that had been playing for months at that point. I saw it opening weekend in an empty theater.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Matinee, easily.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
That sweet baby!
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool post, bro. But you forgot a recent doggo pic.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
And the ‘92 version would have also featured Christian Slater. Weird.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
That face!!!
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s taxing work to fulfill his one constitutional job of not dying.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a fair districts constitutional amendment for both state and federal elections specifically passed by voters to prevent partisan gerrymandering. So, of course Republicans will ignore it.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
When are people gonna realize AI can’t think. It cannot innovate. It only copies what came before it. And the more they’ve exposed it to the wider internet, the dumber it’s gotten.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Currently, those mythical 28 year-olds can go to the emergency room, get care, and not pay for it. So it’s already theoretically happening. How about a system that still gives those people the care they need and brings down costs for the rest of us?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but if you do know how to drive a stick and Freddy is chasing you, the stick will have 53 gears and they’ll be mixed up and out of order. It’s knowledge that won’t save you.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you mean? He has an entire ride devoted to him down here at Universal Orlando, which would be the worst ride in town if the Fast & Furious ride didn’t exist.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Spayed or neutered.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird, but funny.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
They realize it’s not a debate when both parties take the same side, right?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I like old movies mainly because the movies I grew up on are now old.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
People hate this movie? What the hey, dude.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Avatar makes a lot of money, i.e. they are popular. That means they are “cool.” And if Avatar is more popular than the things the “haters” like, it means those things are not cool. By extension, then, those people are not cool. And we all want to be cool.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Because we are inside the house more than we are seeing the outside of it.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Spielberg’s earlier work just set the bar too damn high for his later work to clear. Maybe our generation mythologized the quality of his work too much that the younger generations can’t understand our attachment to him. But even his lesser works have some quality worthy of attention.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social)
Anyone else remember when #sharkweek was about actual science and not some Dickey in a Temu Orca Halloween costume with a plan copied from Wyle E. Coyote?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but didn’t match the shots of Swayze actually skydiving. They both should have skydived or neither should have.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, you can. If Trump can sue CBS for “fraud” on 60 Minutes, you can sue Murdoch for the well documented cases of him dictating the news which would actually be fraud,
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
What makes you think we want him?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, there are people who don’t like this movie? It has space herpes! Who doesn’t like that?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
For me, five times for Blade Runner. Twice on Laserdisc (Criterion CAV and the Directors Cut), DVD, Blu-ray, and 4K. Now that I think of it, six times for Jaws because there was that monster LD set to replace the regular WS LD and then a DTS DVD to replace the Dolby one.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
So, they’ll drum up “cause” like they drummed up “emergencies” for deportation policy.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude! You’re an Emmy nominated producer! Don’t be all humble, take the victory lap you deserve!
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody want to start a pool on how quickly the show gets cancelled?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve worked mostly in marketing, and it feels the same way.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
100%! And also remember to do the same thing come January. It’s a long school year and the kids burn through supplies fast.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It was marketed wrong. People were expecting a different movie. I loved it, though. Still do.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? They will just do the whole “haven’t seen it” song and dance.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooooo, obviously there was an Hispanic girl at his high school he was sweet on but wouldn’t give him the time of day. Right?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! The General Cinema my family saw the ‘78 movie at was a twin cinema, but it was razed decades ago. The AMC 18 I took my family to was built in its spot. Well, the parking garage was, at least.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of the ex-reporter newsletters I’ve seen are basically just opinion columns, and not revelatory journalism. One of the problems of the modern age is we are awash in opinion. There’s just too much of it and not enough fact finders. At least, that’s my opinion…
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Marking that off my to-watch list.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean, they very point Zelenskyy was making in the Oval Office when Vance threw his tantrum?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
If that were true, he wouldn’t care about superhero movies. He can obviously still get financing for his movies. But, yet, he complains.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Only two studios have the rights to established superhero properties. They physically can’t shape the industry because Sony and Universal and Paramount can’t make them.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
What Scorsese is really trying to say is that he wishes more people would pay to see his movies. It’s just sour grapes that the subjects that interest him don’t have wide appeal. It’s always been show business (emphasis on business) and always will be.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I did. You said “shaped the industry”. You’re wrong. You’ve also been saying “factory formed slop” as if independent films can’t also be slop. Don’t define yourself by what you hate. Just champion the films you like and ignore the rest.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
But they don’t shape the entire industry. After all, Wes Anderson films do exist. And I’m pretty sure they always get theatrical releases.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s fake. It originated on Blu-ray.com and the guy who posted it admitted it’s fake.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social)
Unpopular opinion: having watched it twice, I still find the vampires in “Sinners” to be the most uninteresting part of the movie. Coogler did such a great job setting up all the characters, I would rather their stories develop to a conclusion dramatically.
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I agree, but we have to admit the last 15 years or so have not been kind to his legacy. Younger geeks who weren’t around in the 70s through 90s might not feel the same we do about him.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh. Yay. We are saved. 🙄
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Pfft. Yankee.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social)
To all my neighbors basically lighting their money on fire, my dog sends a hearty, “f*** you!”
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop calling it Alcatraz. Call it what it is. Auchwitz.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Citizen Kane wishes it were that good.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d go to more weddings if more weddings had alpacas.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
For real.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? Batbie was a fun movie, but when you really look at his career with things like La La Land, Blue Velvet or even Nice Guys I don’t think you’d put it near the top.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly don’t see many people picking Barbie if they were allowed to.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
But Lost World ain’t that great, so he’s not batting a thousand with monster movies.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
But…but…Batman…
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
More of a “one hit wonder” since any of her non-Potter novels aren’t very good.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll be years before we get a full picture of how many women are being abducted and assaulted by guys pretending to be ICE. This really is terrifying times.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the novelization explains that they built a bigger Arkham asylum on the strip of land where the narrows was because of all the people permanently affected by Scarecrow’s gas. But that would have been one hell of a fast construction project.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic movie.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Freaky! I thought the same thing about Full House!
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
The Backstreet Boys? N*Sync? Man, F-ing Lou Pearlman…
C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted
Cancel culture isn't new; we've always had it. We literally write essays about it in high school for the Scarlet fucking Letter. What changed recently is who we cancel - we no longer cancel you for for being queer, using drugs, divorcing & remarrying, but for being abusive, hateful, or a sex pest.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t seen any video of the city burning (maybe a car), but I did see video of a bored cop in riot gear shoot an Australian reporter in the leg with a rubber bullet for no good reason.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
On CNN when the helicopter camera zoomed back it was barely a few hundred protestors blocking one underpass and the rest of the city was going on apace. Hardly what one would call an “invasion.”
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
So, based on this logic, if I’m walking around Disney parks I can accuse foreign tourists of anything illegal without proof and they will be whisked off to jail, possibly an El Salvadoran hell prison camp, and there’s nothing to be done about it? Great tourism slogan. Thanks, Rep Mace.
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I F-ing love everything about this post.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Bannon think that will make Musk any less rich and any less influential?
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably Mandela effect. No way this movie and play really exists.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social) reply parent
So, we’ve found our Commander Lawrence.
Cherdalump (@cherdalump.bsky.social)
No, it’s gonna make so much money. The CBO isn’t factoring in “trickle down” in those numbers which hadn’t worked since they first tried it in the 80s. But this time - THIS time - it’ll trickle down. Right?
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Social Security is not an entitlement. Social Security is our money that we’ve paid into the system. #EarnedBenefit
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Just watched this last week. Hadn’t watched it in decades. Still one of the funniest movies ever.