At a minimum, they should be embarrassed by the font choices
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At a minimum, they should be embarrassed by the font choices
New season of Veep looks fun!
the stories of kids texting parents during mass shootings is something that crossed my mind immediately when I heard our school district was going phone-free
Doesn’t look a day over 83 after his night corn
The good ol’ days
This is the first ride retirement I’ve been sad about in a long time
A 14 year old girl with a free canva account would scoff at this
Gorgeous 😍
Now to find me one of those Kuzco Potion sippers
In case my snackwells youth wasn’t harrowing enough
But mostly eBay
I’m confused - why does the diaper bag need to be protected? I get that diapers are expensive, but do they think we carry the baby around in the bag? Or is it like, in case of mass shooting (because America), hide behind this bag?
Maybe - but would people remember why? I had to go remind myself in the wikis.
Amazing stuff. If I squint, Nixon is Martin Scorsese.
Gotta drink anytime Pittsburgh hosts an NFL game and the commentator says “confluence”
Friday news dump on a holiday weekend sounds about right
Really out here doing a service - thank you!
I have no idea what to do with this, but I want one
It’s a no for me
Alexis… correct, as usual.
I love when they tell me what I’m mad about so I don’t have to try to decide for myself
Seemed to fit. Just don’t read it in “the voice”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I can’t stop hate watching it. Feels like I’m too deep in years to quit now but like - is it really bad? I think it’s bad.
CNN put together a supercut of Pam Bondi being for releasing Epstein files before she suddenly turned against it
Oooo… yams.
I’m over here doing the math on 2 extra nights hotel and the math is not mathing. Not even girl mathing.
I thought the offer I got to move up my flight for 3 people by 2 whole days for a grand total of $75 was funny, but $25 might be funnier? Alaska really thinks we’re out here accepting recession rations.
I would watch every one from DisneySea if they put ‘em up
Did he come out unscathed?
Came here for this
There goes the streak as most transparent administration…
MLM pyramid scheme for little fluffy demon dolls
The cos-play of it all
Post / decide it’s trash / delete is my kink
I would LOVE to see the marketing material for this trip
At least the glam squad wasn’t let go
Great marketing when no one can say your brand name right. 10/10, no notes.
Is that an L or an I? I’m going with Sky Irk because I am indeed irked.
Is it wrong that I don’t hate that one? Looks somehow less possessed as a shrimpy
I can’t tell if it’s satire 🫠
Better check that the car is locked while I’m here
I love it when Sarah has time
Non-possible.
The most delightful thing is when they unexpectedly bust out a grown up word you’ve never heard them utter, especially when they use it correctly
The speed with which I would fall flat on my face
Seems like this will be worth remembering 📌
I read it as a “why are you making us hit you?” argument
Bringing facts to a vibes fight
For $11k/month, not sure I want my tummy to look like a horseshoe crab, but I guess we all have our own fun little priorities
2025: Stewing in Nonsense
Omg. My jaw has been aching. Thank you.
Ok, but hear me out… Mr Rogers sings sometimes.
When you accidentally say the name you’ve been using with your besties behind their back
Good start, now keep going. The part they usually skip is the repeating it over and over from everyone in the party until people internalize it. GOP is much better at the commitment to the bit.
As a non-gamer, the best parts of the season for me were zombie-related and there weren’t enough of them. And yes, I’m over Ellie and don’t really care what happens to her any more. Would have loved a Eugene/Gail bottle ep with their life before, but there didn’t seem to be time to dig into much.
We’re gonna have to go back to writing our book reports in the library, aren’t we?
I can’t afford the tariffs on Sponch. Might look for a Sponch tree on the dark web and grow my own.
Was very confused by “lucked out” when I was growing up. Seemed like running out of luck would be a bad thing and the context never seemed to make sense to me.
Pinecone to the face on a coaster is not a fear I previously had. Every day is full of surprises.
Beyond parody
Honestly, “if up” works perfectly in 2025. Maybe I’ll just decide not to be up tomorrow, let’s find out.
Note to self - not a dinner place for the little kiddos
Fox nominated to guard henhouse, cool.
Not the point, but what cursed font is that where e looks like c?
Make Austerity Great Again (has this been done?)
Umami bomb
Assumed this was a time traveler’s warning
I will remember this anecdote fondly when I watch the episode
No lies detected
The Women, Peace and Security Act was signed into law by President Trump in 2017.
When will they invent the podshow? How much will the podshow streaming service cost? And what app will I need for it that will be slathered in advertising? Can’t wait—I love innovation!
If the “plan” is grandpa Aaron, you can keep it.
Gotta touch the stove
Excellent policies if the goal is to make fewer babies. How pro-natalists think this admin is on their side is quite confusing.
Wow.
I get the white spider friend on my roses every summer. I’ve never seen her anywhere but there, so I try not to bother her and so far she has let me remain alive.
I see what you did with that Elf callback 🤌
Thoroughly enjoyed it (and appreciated that they knew I didn’t want to see Robby talk to Leah’s parents—thanking them for that tonight)
To be clear - not for me, I can dO mY OwN rEsEaRcH, but for normies who do not pay attention and mark the name they know for the 5th time
Along with the R and D next to a name on the ballot, we need to add age
I did this yesterday - after 5 tries getting ChatGPT to give me a usable US map aligned with specific territories I gave it, I quit and did it myself (since it was creating its own state abbreviations and I don’t think there are like 4 Colorados).
this is like when people wanted pictures after i went on a date with rihanna
What in the actual… 🥺
If you inferred “all landlords are evil,” that’s on you. I did not state that. Redfin (or whatever giant company you want) owning a majority of housing inventory in a market is not good news for potential buyers.
As if the cheap houses won’t be snapped up by landlords
Just out here trying to keep Barnes & Noble in business 🙏
An instant classic
CNN put together a collection of clips of various Trump officials who were on the signal chat criticizing Hillary Clinton’s email server
👇👇👇
It’s possible I tried both coffee creamers (and piña colada is better)
Something went really off the rails with the latchkey parent gen (not using the B word). Many really internalized that working hard was more valuable than family time. Now they think we’re lazy because we want to work less & hang out with our kids. Somehow I’m the weird one?
a normal commute in many large American cities 😭
No is a whole sentence 👏
That’s my take. Gave one a blatant “I’m ignoring you” as I walked past today. I feel like they bought that eyesore for attention and I refuse to give them any.
any of it / all of it / exhausting
The ‘don’t tread on me’ crowd sure likes to make rules and regs
You’ll need to be more specific
