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@chessmit.bsky.social

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

The bangs and the bobby pin. šŸ˜† Did a 12 year old work on this?

2/9/2025, 10:40:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

😄

2/9/2025, 2:20:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Do we think he’s throwing his poopy pants out the window?

1/9/2025, 10:59:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should sew the mouth shut.

1/9/2025, 4:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t THANK US FOR OUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER either.

1/9/2025, 2:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Adams wasn’t an arsehole, imo.

1/9/2025, 1:51:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof. He looks terrible

1/9/2025, 2:25:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the only way to hide those black bruises.

1/9/2025, 2:08:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m gonna tell MAGAs that he’s covering up the mark of the devil.

23/8/2025, 5:26:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahem. I don’t want to go to parks that look like Augusta.

22/8/2025, 12:58:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

WHERE’S THE CRACKER?

21/8/2025, 1:31:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re all: ā€œwe can’t understand what happened!ā€

21/8/2025, 1:15:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m gonna need you to keep that cracker next to that barrel if you expect me to dine at your fine establishment, sir.

21/8/2025, 12:00:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m googling that

19/8/2025, 2:16:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Trickle up economics. That’s all I can see.

19/8/2025, 2:12:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JoeinNJfightsfordemocracy (@progavalanche.bsky.social) reposted

If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did. Sound up!

17/8/2025, 7:49:59 PM | 3334 1350 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Question: does starvation help these medical conditions? Because I don’t think it does.

18/8/2025, 2:50:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. If you spend any time at all reading about Scientology, you’ll learn that it’s really just a business that pretends to be a religion. Read or watch ā€œGoing Clear.ā€ You’ll understand what I’m talking about.

17/8/2025, 5:48:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not religious, but all religions don’t imprison, torture, and extort like Scientology. For example, the Methodists never forced me to apply for credit cards in order to pay to attend their events.

17/8/2025, 4:48:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Every librarian in the world is thinking about this.

17/8/2025, 4:25:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s also what the Supreme Court shamefully decided. šŸ‘æ

14/8/2025, 2:46:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Whenever I make a salad, it’s big with lots of stuff in it. It’s a part of me.

14/8/2025, 12:26:16 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll do it whether it’s legal or not. The Supreme Court unfortunately gave him that unbridled power. šŸ˜–

13/8/2025, 7:02:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems fast to me.

13/8/2025, 12:01:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Who else would employ the aged at such a high rate?

10/8/2025, 12:34:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Same.

7/8/2025, 11:43:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

We would have heard.

7/8/2025, 11:39:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

You know that no matter how he dies, the MAGAs will make a conspiracy out of it. They’ll probably blame it on Obama or something.

6/8/2025, 12:38:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody’s got to do it.

5/8/2025, 1:06:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ˜‚ So untrue.

4/8/2025, 12:07:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Golf

3/8/2025, 8:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll primary her, and then pay her off to shut her up.

3/8/2025, 8:03:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Margie is woke now. Up is down, in is out, bacon is healthy.

3/8/2025, 8:00:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Inflation has gone up, so he casually lied about that, too. With his smug little smile: www.cbsnews.com/news/pce-rep...

3/8/2025, 5:15:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He only settles Beautiful Wars, though. He’s a lunatic.

2/8/2025, 12:29:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

One BILLION new jobs every month for the next 3.5 years! Yay!!

1/8/2025, 9:27:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone taking bets on when trump will fire everyone in the CBO?

1/8/2025, 9:25:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

This is my favorite Jeffrey Clark moment:

Screenshot of tweet from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Jeffrey Clark offering help with his little legs.
31/7/2025, 9:30:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another Hoosier embarrassment šŸ˜ž

31/7/2025, 4:28:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so incredibly shameful, shocking, sad, and infuriating.

29/7/2025, 10:37:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re moving on to the ā€œchild rape ain’t so badā€ phase.

27/7/2025, 2:26:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Good one.

26/7/2025, 3:37:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to be a fussbudget, but William Henry Harrison is on there twice.

26/7/2025, 12:11:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg, I’m so glad he got out.

25/7/2025, 3:09:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He lumbers.

25/7/2025, 3:15:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good trouble, and so very brave.

25/7/2025, 2:33:48 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

When he says this’ll be handled ā€œthe exact same wayā€ as all the other presumably ā€œbaselessā€ charges against him, it’s like he doesn’t realize the guy is president, and he’s grifting us all till the cows come home.

25/7/2025, 2:24:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

With all the innocent doggos

25/7/2025, 2:17:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to start calling myself ā€œTariff.ā€

24/7/2025, 11:51:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

They made him Canadian. šŸ˜‚

24/7/2025, 11:18:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kander (@jasonkander.bsky.social) reposted

You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.

23/7/2025, 9:45:43 PM | 6348 1333 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

My MAGA representative won’t meet with anyone who isn’t hand-picked ahead of time.

23/7/2025, 11:14:14 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s brilliant!

23/7/2025, 1:29:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

She’ll change her mind and bow to the orange god. Again.

23/7/2025, 1:27:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Tldr, was he alive before the cut and dead after?

16/7/2025, 12:04:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll somehow manage to find worse people.

14/7/2025, 6:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He has to defend Bondi. She knows that he raped kids.

13/7/2025, 12:28:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Pam Bondi knows he raped children, so he has reasons to protect/defend her

13/7/2025, 12:24:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😔😔

12/7/2025, 11:49:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA thinks he’s bringing pedophiles to justice, when, in fact, he’s protecting them FROM justice. One of his victims has already taken her own life. He’s an absolute menace.

11/7/2025, 10:46:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a death cult

10/7/2025, 4:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Who doesn’t love hot steamy bacteria blown up into your face in a public restroom?

10/7/2025, 4:11:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

So there IS a list.

10/7/2025, 3:56:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Done with Mechahilter & Company? Excellent decision.

10/7/2025, 12:23:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

They could, for instance, take a job picking fruit or harvesting vegetables, or roofing homes. Will they? Fat chance.

10/7/2025, 12:05:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Otto TanoshiiNeko (@ottotanoshiineko.bsky.social) reposted

ICE is at west 24th Street and coming into Monterey Park

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8/7/2025, 5:59:00 PM | 431 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, Jason. You sound like you’ve never actually had to survive on a minimum wage job.

9/7/2025, 12:46:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Military occupation.

8/7/2025, 11:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œAnd that’s it on Epstein.ā€ šŸ˜‚ Uh huh. šŸ‘Œ

8/7/2025, 10:26:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

The damage will have been done, and probably worse people (if that’s possible) will replace them

27/6/2025, 8:02:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s exactly what he did when he worked at Fox, though, so I’m confused.

26/6/2025, 6:32:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

No means no, Cuomo.

26/6/2025, 1:10:51 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Insufferable

26/6/2025, 12:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re making assumptions. Democrats elected him.

26/6/2025, 12:37:26 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess they must have jumped to a conclusion about old people movies

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26/6/2025, 12:33:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor people might benefit, and that’s the end of the world to the oligarchs. Think of the oligarchs. 😢

26/6/2025, 12:27:40 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

They would’ve been treated with more respect if only they’d had the good sense to stab the Capitol police with flagpoles, threaten to murder the VP, and smear poop on the walls.

26/6/2025, 12:12:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. You make good points, and I value them. I live in a gerrymandered Republican stronghold with nothing to hope for except on the hyper-local level. I will embrace the futile act of voting for candidates who represent my values whenever possible at this point.

26/6/2025, 12:09:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s wrong with that?

26/6/2025, 12:02:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

If they bring good candidates I’ll vote for them without hesitation.

26/6/2025, 12:00:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I won’t be satisfied until this ghoul is removed from our daily lives

25/6/2025, 11:10:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d donate if you called a strike, and I’d bet lots of others would too. Just a suggestion.

25/6/2025, 10:20:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Bernie ran in the democratic primary in 2020, if you’ll recall.

25/6/2025, 2:06:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m honestly really sorry to say that Jill Stein isn’t viable. I’ve voted for Bernie multiple times, but Jill ain’t it. If she’s going to run again, she needs to get out there now, and share her vision. She should be speaking daily about the atrocities in Gaza. She’s not. She’s complicit.

25/6/2025, 12:51:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œThe kidsā€ didn’t beat trump either, fyi. Bring viable candidates, and stop telling yourself stories about democratic voters, and you’ll win!

25/6/2025, 12:09:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Men are so emotional

25/6/2025, 12:13:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

We pay for that, don’t we.

25/6/2025, 12:11:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you’re right.

24/6/2025, 11:52:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck him.

24/6/2025, 11:45:17 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LOWρUFO šŸšŸ‡µšŸ‡¦šŸ‡¬šŸ‡±šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡²šŸ‡½ (@lowrhoufo.bsky.social) reposted

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

24/6/2025, 10:46:17 PM | 25336 7297 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

This is really all of us. I’m not sure what to do, but we’re allowing this to happen. Infuriating.

24/6/2025, 11:43:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god😄. This is undoubtedly exactly what Miller wants because he’s a sick person.

24/6/2025, 11:39:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ˜‚ Me neither.

24/6/2025, 6:57:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what I was wondering!

24/6/2025, 2:31:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, Iran. We’ve already got unidentifiable Nazi militia sleeper cells kidnapping random citizens over here, so we’re set for now. Thanks anyway.

23/6/2025, 1:48:04 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Each deplorable event is an way to distract from the last deplorable event, and all of the events are equally bad. Congress is complicit.

22/6/2025, 5:21:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Daily.

21/6/2025, 8:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

Hating people who aren’t like you. Hating people who aren’t like you Hating people who aren’t like you

21/6/2025, 4:41:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

???????? You’ve got some weird ideas about Harris voters, and that’s a problem.

20/6/2025, 3:16:49 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chessmit.bsky.social (@chessmit.bsky.social) reply parent

He erected those flag poles tho

20/6/2025, 3:01:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view