The life of a meme comic about Trump dying
Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
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The life of a meme comic about Trump dying
Amazing how many people insisted Twitter wasn’t real life until the feed consisted of nothing but Greek Statue avatars acting insane because they saw a black person
Okay, guys. Community outreach. Let’s hand out these fliers showing how we’ll get rid of this stupid playground for a five over one with an exciting new wine bar concept
Okay guys bring it around. With got myself. We’ve got Yglesias, and we’ve got Chait. All we need to do is figure out how to get 66,999,997 more votes
I wonder how well a deeply unpopular party will do if they cut off their most loyal soldiers
This is why Anthony Volpe gets to start until the end of time
“Forget everything the Pirates taught you and do what you did three years ago”
That’s why “just market the players better” is not easy. You have to instill a love of the sport first, something that’s hard to do when you openly don’t care about the regular season and charge people five times as much as you did 15 years ago
I don’t think it’s controversial to say the NBA leaned into the “THIS. LEAGUE.” stuff and focused more on the players than the teams
Another fun thing we can’t have because people took advantage of it
Game 3 NLDS starter
Hi, I’m @geoff, beloved venture capitalist with 1.2 million followers. After tweeting about tech stuff until 2017 I tried to scam everyone with NFTs before pivoting towards race realism and my ideas of how I will crash the economy with AI. Why are you yelling at me?
The people that insist they need to be here for a website to thrive got a bajillion followers in 2014, then gradually pivoted their area of expertise to racism after 2020
Yeah, it’s not like she’s unaware of what’s going on in the world either, it’s just that the ecosystem of annoying pundits who insist this website is dying is very small
No, it’s a person who is not terminally online…at least in this specific way
Was talking about the Pod Johns wanting to have a debate about trans peoples right to exist and got the response “what’s Pod Save America?” Oh, I’ve wasted my life
Every morning I wake up, stare reverently at the flag, then pray in front of religious icon poles the best. I then write a reverent letter to the chief of police before going outside and raising a flag for every branch of the armed services. I get out of the house sometime around 2:30
This may sound embarrassing but think of all the lads out there that suddenly decided not to vote for Nigel Farage because of this
Loyalty to any posting platform is stupid. I’m not laying down my life for my Favored Company, I’m going wherever I can say “kush got me feeling like the white Tony Soprano” and right now that’s Bluesky
Wow, you have bold opinions about trans people, housing policy, how to resolve conflict in Isreal and you aren’t afraid to express them? We’ve only got 900 of those, you’re going to put this website over the top
If we’re doing another round of “this website will die without me” remember that scientists, i.e. people that actually know things are all coming here. If the choice is between them and column guys, people who know nothing but are good at being annoying, it’s a pretty easy pick
This works even more picturing Zuck using his weekend warrior MMA against James Bond
What we need is James Bond x The Beekeeper.
How much would it kick ass to see Bond go to that Hawaiian island Zuckerberg now owns like 80% of and shove his head in a lava floe
All of these mother fuckers are actually building secret volcano lairs
We live in an era of actual supervillains working out in the open it would be so cool if James Bond existed and could give them what’s coming to them
I know making Elon Musk the bad guy in trite at this point but how cool would it be to see James Bond throw him off some beautiful Italian vista
We currently live in a world where a James Bond that doesn’t commit sexual assault is exactly what we need
Genuinely, is this a bit?
Can't even imagine the fallout if Biden had done this.
You have to be pretty good to pull it off! Elly De La Cruz had two of the legs and was second in outs last year. He was like 6th in MVP voting
/Making sure they’re actually dead and Adam Schiff isn’t sponsoring a bill to bring them back Man, that was a wacky time
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
@seidler.bsky.social was it you or Andy Money who coined the term?
The only person in baseball history to win the Starlin Castro triple crown
Two of the most corrupt men in the world running on experience is a choice
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
Signing eight different versions of Luis Urias wasn’t enough they needed the original
I want them to be especially mad. Also Christ that is double what it used to be
It’s so easy to just say nothing instead of making it obvious you crashed your car because you were piss ass drunk
Travis Lett is taking over Per Se and he’s changing it to a seasonal vegetable focused menu
You’re from Minnesota, dude.
Sorry real New Yorkers, LA is taking your place. Your favorite diner? It’s a sweetgreen now. That pizza place? It’s an Eherowan
AEW won't book the anti-woke Third Gunn Sonn who appeared on that one AEW Dark with The Gunns.
We've got 9/11 next year
I would also very much appreciate the Padres doing no better than 12-14 the rest of the way for several reasons
But then they get very upset if you imply that. Besides, they only published a couple articles under duress, why should that hurt them
Yeah, I guarantee a shitload of people got that question wrong too. Same thing with sexual harassment training where for anyone normal it’s a dumb waste of time, but like 20% of the company they’re just lost
I just got security training and my options for "which of these things is a sign someone is not a spy" were "suddenly drives nice car", "attempts to access areas they aren't allowed in", "works bizarre hours" and "Chinese"
One fun thing I've learned about the Internet is how many people straight up do not understand how a conflict of interest works
My shirt came and it’s the best thing ever
Gonna cast a spell on someone's ass with your foot
Look it’s a good story so the question now becomes is it immoral to use this cropped version of the post as a reaction reply
Honestly shocked Trump hasn't taken up Targetting as a cause
Yeah, we've got election deniers, and the idea that Joe Biden is secretly ultra competent, and...wait where was I going with this
The fundamentals are just so much better /Misses 12th wide open 3 of the game
Thank you President Trump for cutting off the supply of Legos so kids can go back to making things like “box”, “box with wheels” and “box with a door and windows”
The cool thing is we all know this ends with him posting “ironic” conspiracy theories and a bunch of people whos brains are cooked are going to form Blue Anon over a guy who will drop out of the primaries in January
It’s a tree
Yeah exactly, debate topics in college are pizza toppings and if Eric Gagne deserves the Cy Young
I don’t know I loved being called gay from fourth grade on for various reasons
“He was neutral” no he SAID he was neutral and oh so concerned with ethics in games journalism and I think after 10 years’ hindsight people can finally see that when I said he was BS and just a useful idiot for the far right to use in a culture war I wasn’t lying Dems picked a hell of a stooge tho
Did any of these people go to college? I didn’t have a single debate in four years because debates are not you learn
David Pakman going from GamerGate “it’s about ethics in games journalism” moron to accepting dark money to spew DNC-approved talking points in his “journalism” is SO FUCKING FUNNY www.wired.com/story/dark-m...
Guy with 31 followers “This is communism” /posts picture of completely normal car
I think it’s neat that the very organic support for Gavin Newsom on this website has brought a bunch of incredibly stupid anti-communist posters with them
Not a future President but will pick up a couple states in the primaries
I'M MAYHEM I DO SIX COMMERICALS A YEAR I'M DOING REALLY GOOD FINANCIALLY IF YOU WANT TO BE RICH BE ME DUMMY
I know it’s incredibly old and I still say 1986 which is not correct
I don’t like how much the fate of this county is reliant on Thomas Keller not opening up a restaurant in Houston
That rules
Imagine living in a world where you suddenly realized The Cars were visionaries and Blister in the Sun come out
They made their first album four years before The Pixies did! They invented a genre of music then just decided they were good
The lyrics are so hardwired into my brain I can sing along to every track on that album and I have never heard a single second of anything they’ve recorded since and I’ve even seen them live I’m pretty sure they only played songs off that first album
It’s pretty amazing that the Violent Femmes released an album that was close to a decade ahead of its time with four canonical bangers and then everything they did after that was complete shit
I hadn’t heard that song in years and it immediately became a brain worm
🎶 Mark Cuban than Cuban/Mark Cuban than Cuban 🎶
There is zero way to make a good browser because you’re not going to convince anyone to pay for one
Convincing people that software should be free was an underrated bad idea
She straight up said “I am exactly the same as Joe Biden except I’ll put more Republicans in the cabinet.” These people do not live in reality
You are a crazy person
I got to talk with @lataco.bsky.social's @eltragon.bsky.social about his tireless documentation of immigration raids in LA, and how his knowledge of the city's street food scene makes him a better immigration reporter
“So you’re saying the President died? That’s incredible”
Love that Bryce Young actually started to look good and the Panthers immediately got rid of all their receivers
No of course I don’t want other people to suffer, I’m just making a brave choice to throw them under the bus
Fun thing about betting the over on the White Sox is that on the one hand, of course they can manage to go 4-23 over the rest of the season, on the other hand, maybe they won’t
put on College Gameday for the first time in well over a decade
This is a good prompt but the problem is that nothing will beat The Rock breaking the news that Bin Laden died
The Naranja Nazi
Oh good, he’s still alive
That would truly be the best three minutes in radio
IYKYK
Medicare was keeping every hospital that treats poor people going
Bob Nightengale
There is no chance the hospital in Militiaville, Idaho is going to die while Seattle General is allowed to live
Don’t like that the best case scenario for healthcare in the near future is mutually assured destruction between red states and blue states