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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online

I just got security training and my options for "which of these things is a sign someone is not a spy" were "suddenly drives nice car", "attempts to access areas they aren't allowed in", "works bizarre hours" and "Chinese"

aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm • 33 0

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm • 7 0 • view
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Russ Silva @russellsilva.bsky.social

My assumption about "training" like this is that they're about intimidation, not education. Obviously no one is ever going to learn anything but if you're a racist it's gotta be uncomfortable being told "your beliefs are the wrong answer to every question we ask"

aug 31, 2025, 6:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online

Yeah, I guarantee a shitload of people got that question wrong too. Same thing with sexual harassment training where for anyone normal it’s a dumb waste of time, but like 20% of the company they’re just lost

aug 31, 2025, 6:42 pm • 3 0 • view