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RetiredBPDmurdercop

@chiefmlt.bsky.social

Purveyor of Dad jokes and useless opinions. Resist.

created September 20, 2023

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Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reposted

Saying that a persons publicly expressed views are incendiary, dangerous and hateful is not the same as celebrating his murder. Grow the fuck up.

13/9/2025, 2:13:19 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reposted

Kash Patel: We will see you in Valhalla.

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13/9/2025, 3:44:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Kash Patel: We will see you in Valhalla.

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13/9/2025, 3:44:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Saying that a persons publicly expressed views are incendiary, dangerous and hateful is not the same as celebrating his murder. Grow the fuck up.

13/9/2025, 2:13:19 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 1:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patel is a total Richard Cranium who is in a position he is completely unqualified for.

13/9/2025, 1:00:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

What an asshole.

12/9/2025, 3:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sheer ineptitude is astounding

11/9/2025, 6:45:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen

11/9/2025, 6:43:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wouldn’t surprise me either.

11/9/2025, 3:28:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

The Presidential Medal of Freedom??? Get the fuck out of here.

11/9/2025, 3:04:23 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk started the Professor Watchlist, which caused friends of mine and their families to be terrorized by right-wing assholes. So, you know, fuck everyone trying to find some nugget of decency in that shitpile.

11/9/2025, 11:32:59 AM | 10853 2698 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

Here we just elect the bastards.

11/9/2025, 11:23:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

I have investigated hundreds of murders. EVERYTHING about Kirk’s murder looks like the work of a professional. Trained, experienced and precise.

11/9/2025, 11:22:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

What goes around comes around.

11/9/2025, 10:42:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly accurate

9/9/2025, 12:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Donald Trump is…and always has been… a filthy piece of shit.

9/9/2025, 11:08:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It IS A CRIME, you ferret haired fuckhead.

8/9/2025, 5:39:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s an orange hued fuckbubble

8/9/2025, 4:57:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/9/2025, 10:47:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Cankles McCockbreath attends the US Open.

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7/9/2025, 7:17:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The worm has turned.

7/9/2025, 6:32:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the way this dickhead talks to women because that’s what he thinks of women.

7/9/2025, 6:29:00 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

This debacle is the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂😂

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6/9/2025, 4:40:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 2:32:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit

5/9/2025, 2:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose firing the auditors doesn’t change the numbers. Who would have thought?

5/9/2025, 2:17:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Want our country to be a better place? Here’s one way to invest in our future.

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5/9/2025, 2:08:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

For those wondering if the National Guard would ever open fire on American citizens…I have a brief history lesson for you.

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5/9/2025, 8:28:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An asshole move that didn’t succeed in silencing them.

3/9/2025, 4:22:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

LISTEN TO THE VICTIMS !!!

3/9/2025, 3:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds completely plausible

3/9/2025, 12:19:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAO

3/9/2025, 11:19:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Some age old advice for all those from Trumps MAGA base who will inevitably deride the Epstein victims in DC today…

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3/9/2025, 11:00:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

Amen. 😂

1/9/2025, 11:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome disc!

1/9/2025, 9:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s always been a Russian shill

1/9/2025, 3:14:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

@mddirtlaw.bsky.social ❤️

1/9/2025, 3:12:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

LOL

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1/9/2025, 3:11:21 AM | 64 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:43:25 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

I’d like to solve the puzzle….

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30/8/2025, 11:50:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

🤘🙂☕ stevenwilhelm555 Steven

25/8/2025, 10:48:04 AM | 19931 4376 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

I try to be a pretty nice person, but I also realize if there was an asshole competition I would place respectively in my weight class.

26/8/2025, 3:31:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Comedy gold. 😂

22/8/2025, 3:26:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Former Prime Minister of Estonia Mart Laar: “If the war in Ukraine does not end with the complete destruction of Russia and a new Nuremberg trial, a predator that has tasted blood will be left to roam freely in the forest.” #StandWithUkraine

22/8/2025, 11:52:46 AM | 2136 627 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

The first female Officer killed LOD with the Baltimore Police Department. She was a good cop and a really nice person.

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22/8/2025, 3:04:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Today’s reminder that in everything he says or does…Trump is full of shit.

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17/8/2025, 10:23:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

Gutfeld is a lying asshole.

17/8/2025, 10:22:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Goodyear and Cooper are the only tires still made in the US…and this petulant man baby is trying to destroy them because they banned his cheap, made in China shit covers in the workplace. What an asshole.

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15/8/2025, 1:32:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

13/8/2025, 10:29:20 PM | 29528 11601 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a twatwaffle

13/8/2025, 10:17:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller is the Temu Goebbels

13/8/2025, 4:00:35 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Machine Pun Kelly (@kellyscaletta.bsky.social) reposted

What do you get when you cross a potato with gingivitis? Charlie Kirk.

8/8/2025, 11:23:09 PM | 441 42 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trumps Johnson is an exceptionally tiny creature.

9/8/2025, 4:10:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that’s the case, with my imperfections I should be the most peaceful dude ever 😂

9/8/2025, 4:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAO

9/8/2025, 1:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

Reconstructive archaeologists have released an image of what Greek master debater Mediocretes may have looked like.

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9/8/2025, 1:03:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL

6/8/2025, 1:38:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you accidentally wash your whites with your MAGA hat.

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6/8/2025, 10:40:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

My Doctor told me my cholesterol is too high. I fired her…she rigged those numbers.

5/8/2025, 3:53:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They capitulated to a dictator

2/8/2025, 12:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

This asshole keeps telling you all you need to know…unless you purposely choose to ignore it.

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2/8/2025, 10:21:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 7:54:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It infuriates me.

1/8/2025, 10:26:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

So Trump is saying he broke with Epstein after he “stole” a teenage Masseuse from his Mar-a-Lago club? Jesus fucking Christ…has this country become completely brain dead to the clues this asshole utters daily?

1/8/2025, 10:07:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 10:00:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen

1/8/2025, 9:59:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 12:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scott Jennings has the most punchable face on TV news.

31/7/2025, 12:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️

31/7/2025, 11:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 3:58:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This cornpone asshole.

30/7/2025, 2:08:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Conaway family….you’re right, you can’t make it up.

30/7/2025, 2:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/7/2025, 1:44:35 AM | 13032 3813 | View on Bluesky | view

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I looked twice…I don’t see it.

30/7/2025, 1:58:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like my country like I drink my whiskey…without ICE.

30/7/2025, 11:56:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

29/7/2025, 4:57:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 11:39:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Figliuzzi (@frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social) reposted

The NYPD officer killed by the active shooter was an immigrant from Bangladesh. He had 2 kids and a 3rd on the way. The US State Dept travel advisory for Bangladesh is level 3; “Reconsider Travel” for violence, crime and terrorism. He died here, for us, shot with a Colt M4 rifle. Think about that.

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29/7/2025, 4:59:18 AM | 8572 2773 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fake Christian asshole.

29/7/2025, 11:03:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 11:00:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social) reposted

Let’s be honest, the question isn’t if Trump is on the Epstein list, the question is whether or not you care that Trump is on the Epstein list. That’s what separates MAGA from human beings.

25/7/2025, 7:27:24 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s be honest, the question isn’t if Trump is on the Epstein list, the question is whether or not you care that Trump is on the Epstein list. That’s what separates MAGA from human beings.

25/7/2025, 7:27:24 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RetiredBPDmurdercop (@chiefmlt.bsky.social)

If Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, I’m going to destroy my Clinton flags, ball caps, tee-shirts, bumper stickers, life-size cutout and have my “I ❤️ Clinton” tattoo removed. Wait….I’m good…I’m not in a fucking cult.

24/7/2025, 12:50:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are sadly spot on.

22/7/2025, 4:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I strongly agree.

22/7/2025, 12:55:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I despise Trump…but I REALLY couldn’t care less what that asshole Hunter Biden has to say.

22/7/2025, 11:41:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 12:53:18 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely

18/7/2025, 11:06:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS IS A SCAM PERPETUATED BY THE DEMOCRATS!!!

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18/7/2025, 11:05:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Methinks the fat orange lady doth protest too much.

17/7/2025, 9:33:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof that you can’t polish a turd…but you can roll it in glitter.

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17/7/2025, 9:32:12 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

16/7/2025, 11:46:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 11:44:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, his supporters ARE dumb enough to believe it…and he knows it.

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14/7/2025, 7:18:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I followed your advice. I’m no longer allowed in Wawa…but it was invigorating.

14/7/2025, 6:48:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mddirtlaw.bsky.social LOL

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