So, war, emergency powers, elections cancelled during hostilities.
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So, war, emergency powers, elections cancelled during hostilities.
The cheers will be deafening, unless there are compulsory loyalty oaths for every attendee.
I'll be in the car, at 3am, blazing the horn.
He's been told you can delay elections during a war, so he wants a war. Venezuela or somewhere else, that's my guess. Or resignation.
I'll set my alarm for 4am, thanks.
We've got some big funerals coming up, so there's that. Be a huge spontaneous street festival.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Resignation
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Alpha zero did this for chess. youtu.be/8dT6CR9_6l4?...
I think I'll enjoy this cult
You guys are just so incredibly lucky he's very very old and unhealthy.
Does this subtract one from the number of war's he's ended? By my count this brings the total up to negative one.
My wife says "that's not flat that's level"
Donnie Darko
It's a two party system, these are your options. You want to throw your vote away?
You can set eggshells on fire 🔥 or you can crush yourself to make plant food.
What a way for the wombat to find out.
I think chronic crippling pain works here too.
I can imagine the last days of trump looking exactly like the last days of Nicolae Ceaușescu.
Follow him. If he plays golf without cheating he's a double. ⛳
oh no!
I'd say make it an annual national public holiday
Going to bed now, universe. If you could have some good news for me tomorrow, that would be just great.
a pupae gotta pupate somewhere, somewhere hidden sounds good
Let's all hope it's a painful, debilitating, and above all humiliating medical condition, then death.
They'll need to put out a statement before the end of the weekend, one way or another
The Grand Remonstrance of the 17th century resulted in civil war and eventual execution of the monarch.
“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
If what we hope will happen ever happens, we'll watch as many, many people in the world of politics, overnight, go on to pretend they were always against what preceded it. This era has been a highly effective acid test for character. Take notes now, so that you don't forget in the future.
prayers up, spirit warriors! if It doesn’t happen it’s because we didn’t devote enough of our Energies to It
Opens bsky He's not dead Closes bsky and go back to sleep
That's when I realise a tragedy is a kind of ending too. Conclusive, decisive, a wrapping up of themes, it's a great way to end a movie or book.
It is a delight.
I remember distinctly this was the feeling every day from 2017 through 2020
Drudge is actual journalism now?
Might have misjudged the timing. The banners were ready but the political climate was not. This was scheduled for AFTER the reichstag fire and the night of the long knives, not before.
I'm on the other side, just hand me the plans
Russia can't make its own shit
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We've got a king, but the constitution is worded in such a way that if he tried any unpopular shit we'd declare a republic. This almost happened in the 90s.
Just be careful you don't get allocated to a remote community, unless you like being frustrated or you're an actual saint.
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All villains can be easily identified by their shifty glances and theme music
As a big fan of space technology can I just say GOOD.
Australia doesn't have active shooter drills. How do you people live like this?
Like he's going to last that long 🙄
Pretty sure him AND Colbert will still be on air to celebrate the glorious day he dies in agony and ignominy.
trying so hard to not say "ethnic cleansing", "final solution", or "concentration camp".
I'm not going to pay any of the federal US taxes I owe this year. Also, I will be paying 100% off the federal US taxes I owe this year.
It's the knowledge of how this era will be framed by history that keeps us going.
Um... There are some kids in it? But they get replaced by adults pretending to be kids. There's a sort of whimsical villain billionaire? But we don't know he's a villain yet. Damnit now you got me 🤔 thinking
I encourage everyone to watch episode 1, I don't want anyone to just take my word for it, you don't know me I could be anyone.
No it's crap. Sorry, I had high hopes but this is awful.
Oh no!
Ouch, I hope he's okay 😀
"I'm at a loss how the U.S. Attorney's office thought this was an appropriate charge in any court.." ARE you? Are you REALLY?
He could just admit all the paedophilia and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to 80% of his supporters. Evangelicals will say "he confessed his sins, JAYsus forgives him!" Nobody else will change their minds about support. Excuses will flow. FOX will say "it was a different time."
In 1984 my parents could only afford a VIC-20. I went through university with a VIC-20
"That's what they WANT you to think! Wake up people!" omg human brains are just broken.
Who was that madman who wrote a book about the moon turning to cheese, that was weird. Also the book was weird. I feel weirder for having read it.
You just sent me searching for images of necrosis and DONT DO IT
Larry of Arabia!
Does anyone have an email or phone contact for TheHill?
Had one of those in Australia in 1984
I don’t want to see his medical records; I want to see his death certificate.
Is that an ms13 tattoo on his hand?
My money's on two months, but if it's shorter I will not be complaining.
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I loved @vermontgmg.bsky.social's latest piece so much that I asked if I could republish it on The Handbasket and he so generously said yes. If you haven't read it yet, please do. It's essential:
it's so funny how most americans are like "oh yeah things aren't great in DC but they'll sort it out" while people i know who've lived through state collapses, however partial, are like "oh you guys are about to go through some stuff, you know"
Time this just right and it could be the "He's fuckin DEAD!" Olympics.
"It was the *best* butter, you know."
I'll give it a go, but I need to learn how to write, and Middle Earth is kinda played out at this point, but I take your point.
Too soon
EVERYTHING IS TWO WEEKS you can bet on it. Every time. It's the new "big man, tears streaming down his eyes".
I say Merkin
he can go suck a fuck iykyk
I'm 58
Even if, and this cannot be stressed enough, you hate people.
I have no children and therefore no grandchildren, but I need to be able to look at myself in the mirror and sleep at night.
I lied I didn't have one 😞 I have a cheap smart watch with a rolex submariner watch face app. I'm such a fraud.
It's a huge mystery UNTIL you think about it from the pov of the Christian right guy who's attracted to men but denies it. Every time he gets a tingle from seeing two men kiss, he's thinking "they don't have as much self control as me." Not understanding what that means about himself.
Casio calculator watch ⌚ Geek flex 🤓
HERO
No lie
Nonviolent resistance is more than making videos, it's walking slowly to the car, and getting stopped by an ICE agent. Get a dozen people doing that, you're temporarily disabled one ICE agent per person. Please educate your friends and colleagues about nonviolent action
I don't ask for much. Maybe some total blindness and a touch of light quadriplegia.
Two weeks. Two weeks. Brain on autopilot.
I have a great idea, let's unscrew and sell all the lightbulbs! That'll bring in about $5.56 in outright profit! People are saying I'm the best business mind in the world, there's nobody knows lighting like me.
Mass nonviolent action is much more effective.
Needs to be slow. Needs to be painful and inevitable.
please
I've never seen electricity, nobody has. Therefore it doesn't exist.