I do my own research. That is why I wait until Podcasts tell me my opinion before I have one.
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I do my own research. That is why I wait until Podcasts tell me my opinion before I have one.
mostly in my own life, tech innovation tends to mean "moving the buttons to a different place so you have to re-learn how to use the app"
We'll get the important shit done first. That can be stage 2. Still pretty important tho.
#turntexasblue #heb
Civilization is beautiful.
Two things can be equally true. Doris Burke might not be the best talent available for the NBA finals, and ESPN management is overwhelmingly white male misogynist shitbags who understand fuck-all about what makes a good broadcast. #jvg
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
American voters want non-fat fried food, and they want it now.
What has Faygo ever done to you?
Does Tom Clancy's The Fountainhead actually make it less bad?
And employed three copy editors and a slot to argue about it. When they're not congratulating themselves for saving democracy.
Fuck it. I'll say it. None of this everything in the whole world would have happened if she'd made it work with Matty.
The desk would have nothing to do if you waited until substantial intervals between school shootings to file. I mean nothing aside from more school shooting stories. Good call on the brisket. Where'd you get it from?
She is fucking dope.
"A perfect organism has many fathers." Some even have mothers, Alpha. From the perspective of an adolescent boy, for sure.
yes.
Holy shit. This legit gave me chills. Texas State Rep. Ann Johnson clapped back at GOP members amid Wednesday's redistricting vote. WHITE WOMEN, this is the model. We have more power than others. We are the last to be silenced. We have a responsibility to SPEAK so others are HEARD.
Engineers are going to be in trouble when they find out that AI has more empathy and willingness to consider user experience. That says more about Microsoft engineers than AI
This just in: Politico to make minor staffing reductions.
I want this t-shirt.
Sounds like she remembered hers.
Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.
Cool. Now vote against him. Oh, he's down with the tax cuts and racism you really care about? Thought so.
Next up: Smithsonian Week.
I don't feel bad when people like James Dobson die. I feel anger at the people who tell me I should feel bad when anyone dies.
I don't feel bad when people like James Dobson die.
It's 2025. Poor taste is always in season.
Analog. Should be using an air fryer.
Sweet. Can the Euros convince him to end the occupation in DC now?
Whatever they are, they just got matched by bonus checks.
Blaming the desk is the first defense.
#preach
Z is inspiring in their refusal to accept accommodating others not exactly like them as a problem. Millennials are crap humans. We've served under these people before. Still do. X can ignore any industry plants selling lowered expectations as they expense lunch on the NYT's tab.
This is so profoundly insprirational. And how it sits with me along with gratitude for the reminder. That said, they didn't have performative allies who thought they'd post and be done with it as soon as they got more than one bar and someone loaned them a charger.
Any rando can join ICE too. And does.
POLVO!
ATTENTION ON AISLE SIX: THERE IS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CORIANDER AND CILANTRO. AND MAKING A SMASHBURGER ONCE A SUMMER FOR THREE FRIENDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK. THANK YOU, SHOPPERS.
I don't call it out because I am buying food. Your experience may differ.
To make the few in the group who can look like the fucking keepers we are.
AI, 'shop, don't care. Sentiment stands.
NYT, WashPo and newsies on LI: You owe us money because we save democracy. Me: You get story ideas from TikTok and ushered in this era by being tasteful. GFY.
"I am worried when you die you won't taste good, hooman."
In 15 years, so many kids are gonna fail history tests because when you didn't do the reading and you're guessing, "No fucking reason at all" seems like it's not the answer to "Why did the president deploy National Guard troops to American cities in 2025?"
Too breathless then to wonder
He didn't have to throw a sandwich. But he did. We never have to. It's another verb.
Whether it’s Donald Trump allowing Gazans to starve or a nameless protester throwing a sandwich at an ICE agent, both sides have helped perpetrate food-related atrocities.
"Yeah, but Trump" will replace "asterisk" for future generations.
Of course not. But it's not weird. It's common.
Have you ever met people?
She's lucky that there are so few people in Maine. If there were a reasonably sized city there and it was a real state, she'd be top three. Also, she's lucky Maine's entire population is Freedom Patriot knuckle-draggers. Or she'd be looking for work.
The fuck they do.
That and the erector set beams being bendy as fuck.
He is a shit human. But even he knows it won't work. He was told by his better "Do something, I don't care what." So he is. Epstein will be back tomorrow.
Yet "No one told us ..." and "We didn't know he'd ..."
Most reporters' priorities in this order: 1. How their story is played. 2. Getting invited to parties where they can tell people they are a "journalist." 3. Advancing in their job. 5. Accuracy. You get the news you don't pay for.
I dunno. Did it annoy you or did it hurt you?
Best. Post. Ever.
It's not so much strange bedfellows as realizing — with a lot of ewww — that what you believe is your side now includes Charlamagne tha God.
Time to get the lawyers and marketing in for the endorsement deal.
Lords Of The New Church
"Let?" He would have had lawyers, markting and bizdev on it before his head hit the pillow that night.
The photo ed was told to bring in his best image.
So ... #LinkedIn every fucking day?
You're heart's in the right place. It's more like firing them for saying it was 99 yesterday and you think they should be saying it was 82, and more importantly it's gonna be permanently 72 from here on out as long as everyone does what they're told.
On the bright side, AI would wipe out Reddit.
I get it about the shark having no intention. I'm just tired of having to buy more and more shark repellent while simple motherfuckers tell me "That's funny, I've never even heard of a shark. What's that?"
I don't know. It beats the alternative.
The new #GooGooDolls song has me thinking it's the soundtrack for some second-month-after-second-divorce Wine Mom scheming a Charlize-Theron-in-Young-Adult-type plot to get her 90s ex back.
That's too many options. It's just one: Hate has taken over their lives. Act accordingly.
I just wanna be proof that good people with no hidden agendas still exist.
Facts matter. Unless you need to write question headlines that induce doubt about facts. Because you are too scared to tell the public to act like fucking adults and wait a goddamn second. And worried you won't get invited to the right parties. Most people in newsrooms deserve to be unemployed.
Every iconic statement has to be epic now.
They better have opened for ELO.
Tom Lehrer was a gateway drug to Monty Python. I'm grateful.
The problem with Mike Johnson isn't that he's Big Evil. He's unrelentingly American normal. He's the guy at work who always makes coffee when the pot is low. He's the guy who always buys a candy bar for your kid's fundraiser. He's the guy who keeps his head down and never questions the boss.
What's missed consistently is, more than anything, Matt and Trey ask "Do you mean it?" Which is why they can fire in all directions. They've built themselves a $1.5B fortress with the house's money. They mean it.
Do not tease scenes from the holiday cooking show episode until late October. It pisses off the network. You wanna get Colbert'd?
He luvrve the courts now.
Killing Ozzy proves that he will do anything to avoid releasing the files. The Clintons could learn a thing from this guy.
Killing Ozzy proves that he will do anything to avoid releasing the files. The Clintons could learn a thing from this guy.
The subject line was "New Wrangler Bespoke Jeans are here!" But I read it as "Country music will suck for the next five to seven years."
I hate this age, and what it's done to everything. The stink seeps in every crack. Now "Putting People On The Moon," makes me reflexively wince and think, "Yeah, but YOU probably voted for Reagan." #drivebytruckers
If you're really shocked about Colbert, you probably still believe you can negotiate with any manifestation of MAGA, down to sole members. Grow up. You're needed.
Same. The Jesus guy was right about so many things.
Y'all do know that fucking HR and getting caught doing it at a Coldplay show are like maybe the 17th- and 23rd-worst things about the average white Techbro boss, right?
mgk is like if Travis Barker, Morgan Wallen and the guy in the White House had a baby and homeschooled it.
Try doing it after watching the latest mgk video.
Every workplace harassment training for years to come is doomed to start with a Coldplay lyric
I'm so old I can remember Tweedy introducing "New Madrid" as "Back when Jay Farrar and I were inventing Country Rock."
The "Fuck you, I got mine" legacy of Bill Graham runs through every Baby Boomer plan.
Next time I have Eddie Vedder and Christopher Storer locked in a room, they will not walk out until they realize "I Confess" is superior to "Save It For Later" in every axiomatically logical way and would have made sense for #thebear instead of what they did. #cardsonthetabletime #englishbeat
I know enough to maybe last a few days. And def know enough that I never want to go back to people as property in any form. The Alphas would die soon as there was no Starbucks and Amazon to deliver their aftermarket truck parts.
I didn't, and I did. Paying attention will do that to you.
Truth usually does, if yer a shit person. And we seem to be overwhelmed with them.
The best thing I will see online this month.
The best way to support future flood victims is to elect a government that wouldn't require charities to do the heavy lifting.