Bluesky Chop
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This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up. This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy
created July 14, 2023
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The Scarlet is downright spectacular for any era -- pending on your view of the missed lyrics. Based on the tapes, it sounds like Jerry had no idea what he should be singing. But I've also heard Jerry was holding his hand to his ear and encouraging the audience to sing.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure the only show from those months I go back to is Perry. But what a show.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmmm, stubbies. Man, I could go for a Banquet right now.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
No Muller Time happy hour for you
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
At least the Mueller Report will be out any day now.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Who’s mourning him?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
No idea what the peak of Goose Beta (pre-Peter) is. Nov/Dec 2019 = Peak of 1.0 (4-piece Ben) Nov ‘21 - March 22 = Peak of 2.0 (Ben/Jeff) June ‘24 = Peak of 3.0 (Cotter/Jeff) Feb ‘25 = Peak of 4.0 so far (4-piece Cotter)
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Your innie, an Eggy fan, did not feel any joy from CK’s death. While not a fan of his, they thought CK made a few good points and earned his place in our national dialogue. Your outtie, a Dogs fan, just blew a line in the bathroom to straighten out for a meeting after partying all night.
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Your innie, an Eggy fan, is concerned about making jokes about tits popping out…
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
We lost a close family friend on 9/11 who was like a favorite uncle. I still miss him. That day should never be forgotten. But the biggest “never forget” should be how we let bloodlust from 9/11 justify the Iraq War & all the innocent lives destroyed from it. It’s an appropriate lesson right now.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I took a scroll on more mainstream social media, and seeing modern day Nazis salivating about “going to war” is pretty sobering this morning.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
The killing of a smug, MAGA podcaster with a punchable face who advocated for punching down on less fortunate and marginalized people might end up being the “Reichstag Fire” of Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo, and if that doesn’t encapsulate the sad state of America right now, I don’t know what does.
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YOU LOVE IN FUCKING NEW YORK CITY. STOP EATING SUBWAY. JUST STOP. NOW. STOP.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
See you Saturday. Can I write the setlist?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
The dude argued that the preservation of the gun lobby’s interpretation of the 2nd Amendment was more important than the preservation of human life. I guess he put his neck on the line to make his point.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
When one spends their life punching down on marginalized groups and the less fortunate and encouraging others to do the same—as Kirk and Cheeto have—dance on their grave. It doesn’t mean you should cheer for violence or murder. But it’s ok to be happy with one less peddler of hate in the world.
Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Elephant Graveyard spatchcocked and roasted ol' Jer good last year. youtu.be/c6692U1AD54
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
As always, the Goat nails it.
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As long as pieces of shit are in the news today, fuck this asshole, too. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
And Mudhoney sounds nothing like Alice In Chains or Nirvana. This is the kind of conversation that leads people to say Metallica wasn’t metal. To 99% of the world, Pearl Jam is one of the bands that defined grunge. One can either accept that or debate it while getting high on their own farts.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Pearl Jam helped define the genre. I get what you’re saying, but you really gotta take a galaxy brain approach to talk yourself out of Pearl Jam being a grunge band.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. What?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t have any memory of them. They are a band that had a place and time in my life. Not much interest since, and this includes a couple live shows in the 2000s.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d have a comment, but I’ve never heard a note of Pearl Jam since Vitalogy that’s made me want to hear it again.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo is gonna be lit
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Mother Love Neal Hosewood in Chains Stone Temple Podcasters Mudlandry
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe “opinion” wasn’t a good word. I think one can be against political assassinations while also believing the world is a better place with him gone. That’s all.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Wonder how his family and loved ones (if anyone loved him) feel about this now? He was a vile piece of shit, and the world is a better place without him. But no one deserves to die because of their opinions—especially from a random shooter with an assault weapon.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Saw an up close video of the shooting. I don’t recommend watching, but no way he lives. The real shame is this will get way more attention than kids shot going to school all over the US—including this shooting that just happened in a town we hike in almost weekly. www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Just gonna leave this here. youtu.be/tkD4xSqNVII
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not for lack of wanting to go. Most acts we would make an effort to go see who have played there have done it on very inconvenient dates. And it kind of requires an overnight trip due to the shuttle/lack of parking/etc.
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Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Default is probably the shuttle back and forth to downtown Ft Collins and stay in a hotel.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at all the hair on that guy!
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I think ours is an old trailer converted to a cabin.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Dying at your profile pic of me
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for the kind words, Charlie.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me know if you want to help me pack my U-Haul on Friday night.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you notice the fatal flaw at field of vision? Because we had the tiniest amount of LTE signal, satellite never switched on even though we couldn’t get a text off on that little signal.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, we love skiing and we love hiking. But you get to go home or go inside after both of those.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
But I never get along with strangers because no one likes me until they get to know me.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
But I really like TV
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Your innie, an Eggy fan, stays at a nice hotel in Ft Collins when seeing Umphrey’s at the Mishawaka. They prefer a comfy bed and a good night’s sleep. Your outtie, a Dogs fan, decided to swim home from the show in the Poudre River while riding out a 10-strip.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re going full Dogs Outtie at Eggy.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. And communal showers? Fucking gross.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
A little bit
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It’s gonna be chilly. And no tv.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
This lives up to the hype, and it’s a perfect example of the kind of jam that would never have happened two years ago when Rick was carrying nearly every jam on his back. This has been a #Goose post about the band Goose.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Popping our Mishawaka cherry for Umphrey’s on Saturday. Our buddy convinced us to stay at this new glamping “resort” near the Mish. If you know Allie and me, we don’t camp or glamp. My buddy hurt his knee and bailed, and to say we now have regrets is an understatement.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Worth reading. Damn.
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I’ve said this before, but it’s worth saying again. Name another artist who’s every action—be it a guitar solo, a vocal inflection, a dance move, a facial expression, a keyboard fill, whatever—came off so intentional yet so natural at the same time.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Maybe I’m missing something, but Umphrey’s didn’t play anything from their new album at their album release party?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Giants didn’t have 1st pick so Williams wasn’t gonna be there. Yes, there were red flags but nearly every prospect has some red flags. The only debate for the Bears was whether they kept Fields and traded #1 for a massive haul of picks. But there was absolutely zero debate on Caleb being #1.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
None of this matters. There is no way they could have passed on Caleb. It would have been like passing on Peyton, Luck, or Elway. There wasn’t any reason to have a debate
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if your Dad bought you a NY Jets toy football at age 3? The rest of my family are Giants fans.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the most worrisome thing if you’re a bears fan. He’s missing—what should be fairly easy throws—by miles.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
IIRC, most pundits had Caleb scouted as the best QB prospect since Luck. Mind-blowing.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Amazing that it took JJ McCarthy exactly one half of football to get to a point where he looked like a better QB than Caleb Williams. Was Caleb grossly overrated or are the Bears just cursed for life at QB?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I never pegged Jon as a metric system kind of guy.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh fuck. That blows. What is a CM btw?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
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Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t get that. I have no allegiance to Billy scenesters & the part about them being at his parent’s house is gross. Billy didn’t like his mom partying and calls out shrooms. But given he said she’s a former meth addict, I’d think it’s equally possible she found hard drugs outside the scene?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Fwiw, unless it happened later in the interview, that detail wasn’t given.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
You guys got Cliff Notes?
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Never count. Just go.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Never thought I’d see the day when racial profiling was declared legal by the Supreme Court, but here we are. We are going backwards faster than ever.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf is up with your Bluesky handle?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Fiddlers
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL. It was just a joke. But interesting assessment.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
This tour happened a few months after my wife and I met. We did Albany and then Vegas through the end (skipping Phoenix to sleep off Vegas). If you believe the music of an era can encapsulate the emotional and mental health of the fans, band, and scene, these are some very fun shows to go back to.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Just some random indie band.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you heard Chain Yer Dragon yet?
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Might be Nugg in a wig.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Solid hashtagging. I hope this post was widely viewed by the #community.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I need to hear it
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I love any Atmos 🤓
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
No issues either.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Heads up if you’re deciding how to watch tonight’s game: Peacock has it in HDR with Dolby Atmos sound. Standard NBC is SDR and 2-channel sound — at least on YouTube TV. No 4K anywhere, sadly.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
In our neighborhood in Denver, if you don't have a car in your front yard, you already have a leg up on the neighbors.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Everyone is so high on the Broncos, and I don't get it. The 2024 Broncos had two victories vs. teams with a winning record: Week 3 vs Tampa before the Bucs got their shit together & week 17 vs the KC B-Team. Then they got blown out by the Bills in the playoffs. Fade the Broncos all year long.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Sucks losing to Rodgers, but I feel like the Jets looked like a professional football team today. And for a Jets fan, that's a big victory.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
In the spring, we killed all the weeds and replanted grass seed that is designed for Colorado. I fertilize. I watered. I weed & needed in hopes of keeping the weeds at bay. After a summer of frustration, our entire yard is nothing but charred grass and thriving weeds.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
The last two I made, I wrapped and they came out great. I wanted to try a straight smoke with no wrap and no spritz. Probably my last time doing it that way. Too much time.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking of just killing everything and throwing rock down.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, only took 18 hours and 43 minutes. Last time I go with no wrap. Also had to crank the temp up to 250 and then 265 the last few hours.
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
Hey #Denver folk - The house we bought had such yard negligence that it's like 90% weeds. Even after I cleared everything out in the Spring, weed & feeded the shit out of it, and re-seeded with seed designed for Denver, I'm left with a yard of weeds. Anyone know a good pro/service?
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Nice!
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never!
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Seinfeld
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
5/5 Thank you to fantasy football and sports betting for making even the dullest of games exciting. It's now past 9:00am MT and time to welcome the Reverend Rich Eisen into our home. The dark days of Summer are nearly over. Happy #NFL Sunday, everyone! /end
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
4/5 Thank you to the NFL Network for their Red Zone Channel—the good one hosted by Scott Hanson. Andrew Siciliano, you may be gone but you are not forgotten. Thank you to the New York Jets for not starting the season with a losing record. 4/5
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
3/5 Thank you to those brave enough to take a stand against the atrocity of ranch dressing on wings, and to those with the courage to make guacamole without the evil weed cilantro. Thank you to YouTube for buying Sunday Ticket and finally freeing it from the clutches of DirectTV. 3/5
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social) reply parent
2/5 Thank you to the inventors of oversized flat-screen TVs. Thank you to the person who first discovered that fried chicken wings covered in hot sauce & dipped in blue cheese dressing is a magical flavor combination. Thank you to guacamole for showing us that avocados can be so much more. 2/5
Bluesky Chop (@chopaganda.bsky.social)
On the first of the year's 22 Holy Sundays, I'd like start the day by taking a moment to give thanks. Thank you to the #NFL—the players, coaches, executives, and everyone involved in making football season the most fun sports season of the year. 1/5
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Just to try something different. I've wrapped the last two.