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Chris

@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social

Audiobook junkie. Aspiring Voice Over Artist. Game nerd. Needs to touch grass with both hands. https://www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymphony I play too much Elden Ring

created September 21, 2023

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Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't have known that when I would have reacted and it's probably for the best I don't have kids

1/9/2025, 11:18:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

If I was that kids dad I think I'd be in jail

1/9/2025, 9:56:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there anything more dipshit looking than when cops hook their thumbs in their bullet proof vests and stand around?

30/8/2025, 4:02:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I just woke up to balance you out

30/8/2025, 3:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Good, for a moment I thought the boxers guy was offering pony rides on his own back. Which is not a thing I'm opposed to but one ought to pick the time and place

27/8/2025, 12:32:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he commenting on your dog (dear God I hope he was)

27/8/2025, 12:30:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to help get an answer for a buddy of mine

27/8/2025, 12:29:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

They really want these guys from states with Republican governors to hate DC, huh? Or is it just the old, "if you have time to lean you have time to clean" mantra

27/8/2025, 12:28:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FunRiotArt (@funriot.bsky.social) reposted

HEADS UP ‼️🚨🔔6 National Guard posted outside of the turnstiles at EASTERN MARKET. Given the last few days-probably FARE EVASION. Great use of the Guard. Jfc .

3 national guard sitting in EASTERN MARKET Metro station. 2 national guard sitting in EASTERN MARKET Metro station. 2 more loafing national guard sitting in EASTERN MARKET Metro station. 3 yokels protecting the country from fare evasion. That will show em?
25/8/2025, 6:41:31 PM | 36 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Austermuhle (@maustermuhle.bsky.social) reposted

I was speaking to a Latino resident this morning, and they said that people in the community are far less likely now to call the Metropolitan Police Department if they see a crime or are victims of one. The concern is over MPD's work with ICE, or at least the perception of it.

25/8/2025, 2:15:28 PM | 184 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what, I often marvel at everyday things but this one I've consistently taken for granted

22/8/2025, 2:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Let them know you're filming them and keep asking the key questions: "Do you have a warrant signed by a judge? Show me." "Do you have a badge? Show me." "Do you know how pathetic you are? You showed me."

19/8/2025, 11:30:39 PM | 5304 1561 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Despite all my wage I am still just a rat in a cage

19/8/2025, 3:43:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Nightreign time Solo challenge runs as anything BUT Wylder. That's it, that's the challenge. Me not rely on being Wylder.

11/8/2025, 6:34:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

11/8/2025, 3:18:20 PM | 28008 5258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

its only bullshit because none of the spices are pumpkin. also why not just offer like nutmeg and cinnamon in drinks more often. its tasty. its not actually bullshit.

9/8/2025, 4:33:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted

“Bajor will be demilitarized, and a peaceful civilian administration will be established, one that is not the Kai, not Shakaar cell, and not any other terrorist organization. This will help free our hostages and ensure Bajor does not pose a threat to Cardassia in the future.”

“We are not going to occupy Gaza – we are going to free Gaza from Hamas,” Netanyahu said in a statement Friday on X. “Gaza will be demilitarized, and a peaceful civilian administration will be established, one that is not the Palestinian Authority, not Hamas, and not any other terrorist organization. This will help free our hostages and ensure Gaza does not pose a threat to Israel in the future.”
9/8/2025, 11:17:35 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

something something peanut farm

9/8/2025, 4:28:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NomadNuka (@nomadnuka.bsky.social) reposted

This might be our most chaotic and funny episode yet. Truly, our fourth member is essential to balancing our energy.

9/8/2025, 4:22:26 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Be a lot cooler if it did

9/8/2025, 3:21:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the US ready to prevent the next war is a question I wish someone was asking

9/8/2025, 12:33:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Did your gracious host use too small a slice? 😔

8/8/2025, 3:23:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

He's too big 🥺

8/8/2025, 2:06:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

With that type of endorsement I should probably check it out

7/8/2025, 10:05:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

nm we got his ass in round 2

7/8/2025, 3:44:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

pain. first attempt at super caligo

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7/8/2025, 2:50:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I figure it's for people walking dogs out real quick at night. I can't think of a single other application

4/8/2025, 2:42:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Consider if you ever GM how deep your roster of fully realized NPCs is

1/8/2025, 9:29:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

excited to hear your thoughts

26/7/2025, 8:11:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't the whole bugaloo bullshit not just preparing but instigating a civil war? Isn't that who's being pandered to by MAGA? I don't think its a stretch that they view it as at LEAST a possibility.

20/7/2025, 10:29:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FunRiotArt (@funriot.bsky.social) reposted

Uh uh uh. Per DHS to local police to view a range of protest activity as violent tactics, including mundane acts like riding a bike or livestreaming a police encounter, wearing a mask, riding a bike...WALKING. www.wired.com/story/dhs-te...

15/7/2025, 8:23:17 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted

Just heard someone say that avocado tastes like clean penis.

15/7/2025, 2:03:45 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

The google doc my partner and I made looks like the chaotic rantings of a psychopath, that's how it goes. Very pepe silvia.

11/7/2025, 10:54:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

My partner and I did a lot of Blue Prince puzzling together, I got better at the dartboards and she got good at the parlors. It's a very fun game to play with another person or to have several people playing parallel sharing intel.

11/7/2025, 10:54:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Both? Both.

9/7/2025, 3:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

how is my voice acting not participation?

4/7/2025, 4:58:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

yuuuuup, auditioning IS the job

4/7/2025, 5:27:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

No, we have the problem of car alarms and electric leaf blowers outside of our control.

4/7/2025, 5:27:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I fell off before I finished but this game rocks, there's a lot of different things to enjoy about it.

4/7/2025, 4:57:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

My cats sole purpose in life has recently become "eat these yellow fuckers"

A picture of black eyed susans on my patio
29/6/2025, 5:56:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't mean to defend the behavior necessarily, one of the cool things humans can do is reflect on their knees jerk reactions and adapt intentionally new ones

29/6/2025, 5:53:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I highly suspect that believing your circumstances are "normal," no matter what they are, is a built in human coping mechanism. It's just not a good or useful adaptation all the time.

29/6/2025, 4:01:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I would but they'd find this image on my phone. Also, i am not a reporter.

haha vance with a baby face hahahaha bald ass baby
29/6/2025, 3:59:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

You're never allowed to shit talk what gets posted in the D&D discord channel on Friday again

28/6/2025, 3:08:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he's not a good bird but he's a great single father of 2 girls.

27/6/2025, 3:22:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

"Hey, we should invite (name of friend couple) for a switch night. ...yeah make sure you say nintendo."

27/6/2025, 2:40:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

Goldstein is already outnumbered 1 to 1 by great pyrs, someone else needs to take this one

27/6/2025, 12:02:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I also live and work in the DC Metro area and its patently clear that we don't need local cops cosplaying as soldiers to identify international spies. I'd prefer you don't reply to me until he catches an "iranian sleeper agent," then I'll eat crow.

24/6/2025, 3:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

You are delusional if you think that dude is there to deter Iranian sleeper agents

24/6/2025, 4:27:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

It should not feel unremarkable to have a heavily armed and armored police officer cosplaying as a marine or some shit on public transportation, that might be the intention of the post but I'm speculating.

23/6/2025, 10:14:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Shiiiit I've been thinking about playing anything after the first installment which was fun but I never kept up

23/6/2025, 1:44:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/6/2025, 12:35:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is not a well regulated militia necessary to the security of a free state, feel like i heard that somewhere

17/6/2025, 5:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

That whole "Let's all sit down at protests" thing is gonna get people injured and killed. When we were protesting the murder of George Floyd, we took a knee collectively and the police rushed us with batons. Don't make yourself vulnerable or an obstacle to anyone who needs to egress. Stay safe.

14/6/2025, 6:08:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Got Tricephalos and Gaping Jaw solo, had a good time.

13/6/2025, 2:15:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted

www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

5/3/2025, 6:32:24 PM | 71 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

Fromsoft's greatest challenge yet: Have two friends. I will be attempting to play Elden Ring Nightreign solo. Ouch. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

12/6/2025, 5:37:34 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pineapple jalapeno pizza

8/6/2025, 11:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"bae"

7/6/2025, 1:34:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Really??

6/6/2025, 1:34:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

it may seem stupid but I had been doing this app for years and was approaching a 2000 day streak, I was invested

4/6/2025, 5:57:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

bye forever, stop replacing people with AI to make things worse than they already were, kthx

A screenshot of a message confirming a request to delete me duolingo data forever. Bye shitty AI app.
4/6/2025, 5:34:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

You really know your audience

4/6/2025, 4:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 3:05:51 AM | 757 281 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

We've all been there (looking at you, "level absorbed" monster)

2/6/2025, 10:49:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbird Soft (@catbirdsoft.net) reposted

hey, it's saturday! Here's a preview of the new update we're gonna drop sometime today (probably this evening). we've added a dev console, letting you load to specific points in the game, adjust the difficulty, or use cheats like godmode! #screenshotsaturday

31/5/2025, 3:42:25 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

Nightreign is interesting not because it presents unique gameplay challenges but it presents unique having 2 friends challenges.

31/5/2025, 2:37:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

I'm safe 😌

A screenshot of a CNN article titled
29/5/2025, 3:21:35 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

and 10,000 spoons is a lot more cumbersome than just one I might add

29/5/2025, 12:05:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

side note, I have been saying sporks have the serrated bit on the wrong edge and should be more like a knifoon

29/5/2025, 12:04:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do think.

28/5/2025, 11:54:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥺emoji personified

28/5/2025, 11:39:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're at the vet because he's limping. I told him we're here to get him shaved.

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28/5/2025, 2:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Because the training is first about what your place in the ladder system with a weird hierarchy is

27/5/2025, 10:54:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

what headline did you read dude? its right there in the post youre replying to

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25/5/2025, 4:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbird Soft (@catbirdsoft.net) reposted reply parent

Oh heck yeah. We're working on a 3D fixed-camera run-and-gun, and we've just dropped a free "pilot episode" demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3060340

24/5/2025, 3:22:52 PM | 123 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I was at a veggie tray style party recently and even cauliflower outperformed broccoli, it was unseemly

24/5/2025, 5:38:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this the first one? Why do you have to play TTRPGs when I play TTRPGs and can't watch, I am taking this personally

24/5/2025, 5:06:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leaning tower of pizza

A photo of pizza boxes stacked leaning diagonally
22/5/2025, 10:10:10 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would go to war for her.

22/5/2025, 9:12:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Making" "Pesto"

22/5/2025, 9:12:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Movies like Sinners might make me like going to the movies again.

22/5/2025, 3:32:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

If I ever once made four million american dollars I'd never be heard from again, and I'm aware its not "that much" money.

21/5/2025, 3:15:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever it was made his wife move to the other coast with their children

20/5/2025, 3:35:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, seeing a helicopter and a plane at the same time shouldn't make me nervous, and yet...

19/5/2025, 12:40:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pronouncing it like its a spell caster of ill repute

18/5/2025, 5:10:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does it deliver caffeine in an appreciable way??? I wanna try.

17/5/2025, 8:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture E.G. Simmons ☕ (@ganglemanva.com) reposted

THE STEEL CARNELIAN PILOT IS OUT NOW - FOR FREE!!!! I had the joy of voicing Frank Mangum and the ICE99 Leader in this wonderful thing. Huge thanks to @venicello.bsky.social and the folks at @catbirdsoft.net for having me on, and to @taschritter.bsky.social for her stupid fun voice direction.

16/5/2025, 9:44:48 PM | 65 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

We are altering Darth Vader. Pray we alter him no further.

16/5/2025, 10:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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crazy out there, be safe you two <3

16/5/2025, 10:15:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you 😭I am still a baby VA working on my craft, and I have to thank @taschritter.bsky.social for the amazing direction as well. I am always glad to be a goon mainstay...modern slang notwithstanding!

16/5/2025, 9:24:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

Consider wishlisting this game on steam if you haven't already! I got to act in it, and it has been a pleasure to work with Catbirdsoft and their team. store.steampowered.com/app/3060340/...

16/5/2025, 5:15:34 PM | 27 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fellow bulbasaur enjoyer? It's not easy being #001

14/5/2025, 12:55:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of them do 90% take out business anyway, they barely need room for a front counter let alone seating. That's otherwise a lot of square footage not turning any profit. I wouldn't have guessed it would happen in this specific manner but it's not crazy either.

12/5/2025, 7:06:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smashing the phone is an ever present temptation in the year of 2025.

12/5/2025, 5:15:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmmm is that why they have a standoff with doge hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

12/5/2025, 5:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbird Soft (@catbirdsoft.net) reposted

Big news this Saturday. The Steel Carnelion pilot releases NEXT FRIDAY, May 16th. We'll see you there. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev

10/5/2025, 7:21:14 PM | 264 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue suits you!

10/5/2025, 3:36:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We just nuked Radabeast, come watch Placidusax and Malenia next

9/5/2025, 8:02:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)

More "Torch Only" as the Adoring Fan from Oblivion! Come watch me (try) to beat Elden Ring's endgame www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...

9/5/2025, 4:55:41 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view