Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't have known that when I would have reacted and it's probably for the best I don't have kids
Audiobook junkie. Aspiring Voice Over Artist. Game nerd. Needs to touch grass with both hands. https://www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymphony I play too much Elden Ring
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I wouldn't have known that when I would have reacted and it's probably for the best I don't have kids
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
If I was that kids dad I think I'd be in jail
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Is there anything more dipshit looking than when cops hook their thumbs in their bullet proof vests and stand around?
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I just woke up to balance you out
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Good, for a moment I thought the boxers guy was offering pony rides on his own back. Which is not a thing I'm opposed to but one ought to pick the time and place
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Was he commenting on your dog (dear God I hope he was)
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Trying to help get an answer for a buddy of mine
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
They really want these guys from states with Republican governors to hate DC, huh? Or is it just the old, "if you have time to lean you have time to clean" mantra
FunRiotArt (@funriot.bsky.social) reposted
HEADS UP ‼️🚨🔔6 National Guard posted outside of the turnstiles at EASTERN MARKET. Given the last few days-probably FARE EVASION. Great use of the Guard. Jfc .
Martin Austermuhle (@maustermuhle.bsky.social) reposted
I was speaking to a Latino resident this morning, and they said that people in the community are far less likely now to call the Metropolitan Police Department if they see a crime or are victims of one. The concern is over MPD's work with ICE, or at least the perception of it.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what, I often marvel at everyday things but this one I've consistently taken for granted
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Let them know you're filming them and keep asking the key questions: "Do you have a warrant signed by a judge? Show me." "Do you have a badge? Show me." "Do you know how pathetic you are? You showed me."
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Despite all my wage I am still just a rat in a cage
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp... Nightreign time Solo challenge runs as anything BUT Wylder. That's it, that's the challenge. Me not rely on being Wylder.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
its only bullshit because none of the spices are pumpkin. also why not just offer like nutmeg and cinnamon in drinks more often. its tasty. its not actually bullshit.
Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted
“Bajor will be demilitarized, and a peaceful civilian administration will be established, one that is not the Kai, not Shakaar cell, and not any other terrorist organization. This will help free our hostages and ensure Bajor does not pose a threat to Cardassia in the future.”
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
something something peanut farm
NomadNuka (@nomadnuka.bsky.social) reposted
This might be our most chaotic and funny episode yet. Truly, our fourth member is essential to balancing our energy.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Be a lot cooler if it did
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the US ready to prevent the next war is a question I wish someone was asking
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Did your gracious host use too small a slice? 😔
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
He's too big 🥺
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
With that type of endorsement I should probably check it out
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
nm we got his ass in round 2
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I figure it's for people walking dogs out real quick at night. I can't think of a single other application
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider if you ever GM how deep your roster of fully realized NPCs is
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
excited to hear your thoughts
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't the whole bugaloo bullshit not just preparing but instigating a civil war? Isn't that who's being pandered to by MAGA? I don't think its a stretch that they view it as at LEAST a possibility.
FunRiotArt (@funriot.bsky.social) reposted
Uh uh uh. Per DHS to local police to view a range of protest activity as violent tactics, including mundane acts like riding a bike or livestreaming a police encounter, wearing a mask, riding a bike...WALKING. www.wired.com/story/dhs-te...
Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted
Just heard someone say that avocado tastes like clean penis.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
The google doc my partner and I made looks like the chaotic rantings of a psychopath, that's how it goes. Very pepe silvia.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
My partner and I did a lot of Blue Prince puzzling together, I got better at the dartboards and she got good at the parlors. It's a very fun game to play with another person or to have several people playing parallel sharing intel.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Both? Both.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
how is my voice acting not participation?
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
yuuuuup, auditioning IS the job
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
No, we have the problem of car alarms and electric leaf blowers outside of our control.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I fell off before I finished but this game rocks, there's a lot of different things to enjoy about it.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
My cats sole purpose in life has recently become "eat these yellow fuckers"
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't mean to defend the behavior necessarily, one of the cool things humans can do is reflect on their knees jerk reactions and adapt intentionally new ones
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I highly suspect that believing your circumstances are "normal," no matter what they are, is a built in human coping mechanism. It's just not a good or useful adaptation all the time.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I would but they'd find this image on my phone. Also, i am not a reporter.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
You're never allowed to shit talk what gets posted in the D&D discord channel on Friday again
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he's not a good bird but he's a great single father of 2 girls.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
"Hey, we should invite (name of friend couple) for a switch night. ...yeah make sure you say nintendo."
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Goldstein is already outnumbered 1 to 1 by great pyrs, someone else needs to take this one
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I also live and work in the DC Metro area and its patently clear that we don't need local cops cosplaying as soldiers to identify international spies. I'd prefer you don't reply to me until he catches an "iranian sleeper agent," then I'll eat crow.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
You are delusional if you think that dude is there to deter Iranian sleeper agents
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
It should not feel unremarkable to have a heavily armed and armored police officer cosplaying as a marine or some shit on public transportation, that might be the intention of the post but I'm speculating.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Shiiiit I've been thinking about playing anything after the first installment which was fun but I never kept up
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Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is not a well regulated militia necessary to the security of a free state, feel like i heard that somewhere
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
That whole "Let's all sit down at protests" thing is gonna get people injured and killed. When we were protesting the murder of George Floyd, we took a knee collectively and the police rushed us with batons. Don't make yourself vulnerable or an obstacle to anyone who needs to egress. Stay safe.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Got Tricephalos and Gaping Jaw solo, had a good time.
Goldstein (Abu Luna) (@goldstein.bsky.social) reposted
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Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Fromsoft's greatest challenge yet: Have two friends. I will be attempting to play Elden Ring Nightreign solo. Ouch. www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Pineapple jalapeno pizza
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
"bae"
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Really??
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
it may seem stupid but I had been doing this app for years and was approaching a 2000 day streak, I was invested
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
bye forever, stop replacing people with AI to make things worse than they already were, kthx
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
You really know your audience
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Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
We've all been there (looking at you, "level absorbed" monster)
Catbird Soft (@catbirdsoft.net) reposted
hey, it's saturday! Here's a preview of the new update we're gonna drop sometime today (probably this evening). we've added a dev console, letting you load to specific points in the game, adjust the difficulty, or use cheats like godmode! #screenshotsaturday
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Nightreign is interesting not because it presents unique gameplay challenges but it presents unique having 2 friends challenges.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
and 10,000 spoons is a lot more cumbersome than just one I might add
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
side note, I have been saying sporks have the serrated bit on the wrong edge and should be more like a knifoon
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do think.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
🥺emoji personified
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
We're at the vet because he's limping. I told him we're here to get him shaved.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the training is first about what your place in the ladder system with a weird hierarchy is
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
what headline did you read dude? its right there in the post youre replying to
Catbird Soft (@catbirdsoft.net) reposted reply parent
Oh heck yeah. We're working on a 3D fixed-camera run-and-gun, and we've just dropped a free "pilot episode" demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3060340
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at a veggie tray style party recently and even cauliflower outperformed broccoli, it was unseemly
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this the first one? Why do you have to play TTRPGs when I play TTRPGs and can't watch, I am taking this personally
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I would go to war for her.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
"Making" "Pesto"
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Movies like Sinners might make me like going to the movies again.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
If I ever once made four million american dollars I'd never be heard from again, and I'm aware its not "that much" money.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever it was made his wife move to the other coast with their children
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Man, seeing a helicopter and a plane at the same time shouldn't make me nervous, and yet...
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pronouncing it like its a spell caster of ill repute
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Does it deliver caffeine in an appreciable way??? I wanna try.
E.G. Simmons ☕ (@ganglemanva.com) reposted
THE STEEL CARNELIAN PILOT IS OUT NOW - FOR FREE!!!! I had the joy of voicing Frank Mangum and the ICE99 Leader in this wonderful thing. Huge thanks to @venicello.bsky.social and the folks at @catbirdsoft.net for having me on, and to @taschritter.bsky.social for her stupid fun voice direction.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
We are altering Darth Vader. Pray we alter him no further.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
crazy out there, be safe you two <3
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you 😭I am still a baby VA working on my craft, and I have to thank @taschritter.bsky.social for the amazing direction as well. I am always glad to be a goon mainstay...modern slang notwithstanding!
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
Consider wishlisting this game on steam if you haven't already! I got to act in it, and it has been a pleasure to work with Catbirdsoft and their team. store.steampowered.com/app/3060340/...
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
A fellow bulbasaur enjoyer? It's not easy being #001
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of them do 90% take out business anyway, they barely need room for a front counter let alone seating. That's otherwise a lot of square footage not turning any profit. I wouldn't have guessed it would happen in this specific manner but it's not crazy either.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Smashing the phone is an ever present temptation in the year of 2025.
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
hmmm is that why they have a standoff with doge hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Catbird Soft (@catbirdsoft.net) reposted
Big news this Saturday. The Steel Carnelion pilot releases NEXT FRIDAY, May 16th. We'll see you there. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue suits you!
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social) reply parent
We just nuked Radabeast, come watch Placidusax and Malenia next
Chris (@chrisdiblasi.bsky.social)
More "Torch Only" as the Adoring Fan from Oblivion! Come watch me (try) to beat Elden Ring's endgame www.twitch.tv/noctrnalsymp...