“UK Muslims made me so scared I fled to Dubai” Says Florence of Arabia
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“UK Muslims made me so scared I fled to Dubai” Says Florence of Arabia
They’d have more luck if they tried looking down the back of Douglas Carswell’s sofa 🤔🤷♂️
I might give it a try 👍
That’s what his parents wanted on the Birth Certificate but the Registrar talked them out of it 🤷♂️
Funfair 🤔🤷♂️
They should just jump straight to Earth. I’m not really sure what planet they’re on 🤷♂️
Thank you for the invite but Dungeons & Dragons isn’t my thing 🤷♂️
Ever thought of sub-contracting during the busy summer months 🤷♂️
Hold on…. How do you know the dragon is purely decorative if you haven’t looked in there 🤔
The breaking news is on the front page of tomorrow’s Wulferhampton Chronicle 👇
@dutytorturer.bsky.social has looked there and there’s no sign of them. He did notice the dragon looked a little sheepish 🤷♂️
So……you admit you were the last person to see the returning officer alive 🤔
Don’t we need to hold a referendum on this 🤷♂️
That should streamline and speed up the process 👍
I don’t think he’s contemplating sacking JD Vance 🤷♂️
The sensual feel of silk on skin combined with the heady scent of sweat and warm Stella make this Patriotic flag shagger a real catch for the discerning maidens of England
Non attendance of ReformUK members at council meetings is common place. I’m surprised they were rumbled so soon 🤷♂️😳
“Can you hear the screaming of the Lambs Leaf Clarice”
Farage hung on as an MEP to get the pension payout 🤷♂️
Every time I go there I look around the car park and think…..”which one of you is going to be a dumb ass and say ‘it’s not that deep, we’ll give it a go’ “
How does that fit in with their aim to halve the British foreign aid budget 🤷♂️🤔
Reform UK need all the uneducated adults they can get 🤷♂️
More than just a subtle blend of Herbs & Spices I suspect 😳🤢
James came third…. Behind some butcher from Fife 🤷♂️
If “Gorbachev” is Russian for gobshite then the headline makes perfect sense
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Tom Clancy’s Medical Negligence, 6th Edition
More “Barry” than “Town” 🤷♂️
Man U done up like a kipper 😂
What happened here ? Wrong answers only
Obviously they were in distress 🤷♂️
It’s Apothecary Helm, not Optometrist Helm 🤷♂️
The Vandals have locked their page to prevent Tice retaliating 👇
The only famous bird killer I can think of was Charles Manson 🤷♂️🤔
I think we’ll keep it where it is. We have a Sparrow Hawk that visits occasionally and seems to like the pigeons. Over the years it (probably not the same one) has taken more birds than the doors have 🤷♂️
We put up a bird feeder this year. I think that’s probably the reason for the carnage🤷♂️
So far this year 2 pigeons and 5 Blue Tits have met their end crashing into our bi-fold doors. I think Farage needs to call for a ban on glass in doors and windows to protect our wildlife 🤷♂️
Is the Gazette a rival for Wulferhampton’s CuntyLife Magazine 🤔
One for Wulferhampton DOGE to look into 🤔
A big Wulferhampton welcome is in order I presume 🤔
What height do asylum seekers have to be under this Reform policy 🤷♂️🤔
It was certainly a luck pigeon. Usually the Sparrow Hawk takes them 🤷♂️
Spent this week agonising over whether I should put an injured pigeon out if it’s misery as it was sat in the garden flapping one wing and not moving. I couldn’t do it….. which was fortunate for the pigeon. It flew off this morning and hasn’t been back 🤷♂️😂
USA well on the way to being a Banana Republic 👍
That’s true. She’s never seen him in the White House 🤷♂️
Women's World Cup Pool A Kick Off 19:30 Perfect opportunity to stick the boot in 👍
Genoa ? Never met her 🤷♂️
Crowd funding to supplement their benefits 👍
Thing is…….anyone can put up a flag as long as it’s on a flagpole and on their own property 🤷♂️ They’re manufacturing a non existent problem to excuse their racism & xenophobia
Yup, guaranteed to clot in under an hour.
This statement is racist as it unfairly targets Muslims, implying they receive special treatment from police while others do not. It stereotypes an entire religious & ethnic community, fuels hostility toward minorities, and frames them as a problem for society. Such rhetoric encourages prejudice.
Maybe best to just paint the US side 🤷♂️
It’s a bit late in the day to do that. Everyone already knows how many Trump has broken 🤷♂️🤔
Grant all the migrants leave to stay and let them into the Reform run council areas. They can then get jobs and become productive members of the community. Unlike the Reform councillors 👍
Not only is that an urban myth, it also confirms she’s “pig” ignorant 🤷♂️
Hitting it with a Wench is the preferred way to do it 🤷♂️
I don’t think he needs to have smoke alarms fitted to every household in Clacton for them to know he’s blowing smoke up their arses 🤷♂️
Rupert reaches a new Lowe 👇
Novel way to lubricate the zip 😳
With WD40 ?
That will eventually lead to fly tipping 🤔
As the last election proved, people were sick of seeing Gullis… but that’s a separate argument 🤷♂️
By “everywhere” do you mean Job Centres & Linkdin 🤷♂️
“Millinery Monthly” at the very least 🤷♂️
Gullis may no longer be an elected politician but he will always be a “Member” 🤷♂️
I was told they were King Edward’s when they clearly had, “Produce of the EU” on the label 🤷♂️ I also suspect they were counterfeit 🤔
Books are bulky, heavy, and worst of all, full of words. Hats put all the thinking a MAGA will ever need right on their forehead.
GMB inadvertently booked today’s Political commentator from Trentham Monkey Forest. Fortunately it didn’t throw its own feces at the camera when asked awkward questions
Safer to swim in the UK rivers and seas 👍
Standards that have plummeted in the UK. 1. Educational 2. Policing 3. Reading
Good to see they both wore a suit this time 👍
The son is probably feckless and would gave bankrupted the business anyway 🤷♂️
The District Council set up a “Refugee Centre” so he’ll be there to turn everyone away 🤷♂️
Farage would be unable to attend Home Fixtures 🤷♂️
Mostly loan players from other teams 👍
Prison Football Team 👍
If ReformUK had a football team it’s unlikely they’d keep more than 4 players on the pitch 🤷♂️
Spa Day 👍
ReformUK Air inaugural flight from Clacton to Cromer went well 👍
There was a crooked man And he walked a crooked mile
For quite a few, fingerprinting won’t be a new experience 🤷♂️
Matt lost all his the moment he opened his mouth 🤷♂️
Thick or Medium Sliced 🤷♂️
Trump, breaking the ice with the old “Do you want to tickle my invisible leprechaun under the chin ?” gag 🤔
Maybe they have another one that says the want to leave the ECHR. Handy for when that one is in the wash 🤔
Who keeps a T-Shirt for 9yrs and keeps it looking like new 🤷♂️
