We’re all gonna be on high blood pressure meds before this is over.
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We’re all gonna be on high blood pressure meds before this is over.
Everytime I see anything on Ivermectin; I think back to the time (and it’s an amazing flea and tick treatment) I was giving my RIP cat Zoey her monthly dose like 15 years ago. She didn’t want it. That 3 inch scar is still up the road on my wrist to this day. Unrelated I know. But we gotta laugh.
Etsy. My b. Point is could have been literally anything of zero importance.
I hereby posthumously nominate William The Bastard for the Nobel Peace and Economics Prizes simultaneously. Should be a close match here as both Donnie and a surprise nominees of Genghis Khan and Hirohito too.
Fuckin piece of shit just ruined one of my favorite films. Coppola is a genius and Walter Murch as Senior sound designer was an angelic choir. And he can’t even understand the entire point of the movie but can still ruin it for us. Thanks. Fuckin thanks you orange piece of shit. Fuck you.
I will so totally be getting this. I’ll be 37 by release of this set. Not putting it together until after we move next year since I’m already having to be gentle on a 1k mile move with multiple others.
He was just an asshole shooting his mouth off in an attempt to get laid.
Farewell and adieu to presidential decorum.
I guess he just happened to forget about all the subpoenas issued that were relevant to the case as it was occurring. Claim like that just screams Star witness.
Gonna be illegal to wear a mask in FL soon.
It wasn’t drugs or human trafficking on that boat. It was bracelets and earrings. Chakra stones and hand pressed fandom buttons.
Every damn day I complain about these gringos.
There is no democratic justification for withholding these files. This is a coverup.
Your problem was you were in Jax. Jfc this place is a black hole of shittyness.
More accurate every day
The young republicans are just the eager foot soldiers in the rich man’s wars.
Our parents are racists that decided that the black guy was the Antichrist.
My dad did a racist one all the time about being kkk headquarters and the person they’re calling for is out front burning on a cross. What radicalized me? Shit like that.
Been playing Mario Tennis since the 90s and I still have no clue
“Hey my wife likes that show you’re cosplaying” “Did you sit down and watch it with her or complain about an hour of not watching sports?”
That’s illegal in Florida. All roads are “no wake zones”.
Go on…
Egads! Chalk!!! Shield your eyes!
The brain worm thinks it’s people.
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We traded his dad for this? Bad deal.
Hey look, an unaccompanied sofa.
Not the deal she signed up for as a mail order trophy wife. Now she has to DO STUFF.
Seen orders of magnitude worse in greyhound bus station bathrooms than a mom taking care of her kids. 😂
And it was a woman that brought him down. Hutt Slayer
Do you ship for a future Illinois resident? I’ll put it up here in FL with full intent of voting for you when I get up there next year and in time to register.
In all fairness, Jabba never went bankrupt.
Jeebus I thought this was a Texas Roadhouse.
I’m tired of this. All of it. I miss social media being for kid pics between friends, shitposting, and just general whimsy. I’m tired boss. That orange turd has ruined every aspect of society and I’m mad as hell but I don’t want to be. My BP is suffering from this all. So here’s something fun & dumb
Amazed how this guy hasn’t suffered from major cardiac arrest.
As a Star Wars fan, 99 should be held for “Clone”.
Thoughts and prayers.
Word. June can’t come soon enough
The only real points of not being a scam in the end are those nerdy friends of yours that tossed $100 in back in 2012 and cashed out over a decade later. Can’t do that anymore. Only happened really once. All the other coins are way shitty.
Take that with the absenteeism crackdown and then a lot of people will be losing their kids. One way or another.
Declaration of Independence, Grievance 11: "He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures." Grievance 12: "He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power."
Cool, they found the one guy in Chicago that supports Nazis. Didn’t know Fox was that good at their jobs to find something that hard to find.
he wants your children to die horribly
As a Florida parent (for a few more months) they already are. My daughter comes home saying not all Nazis are bad. They’re teaching the “good people on both sides” shit.
Looks like me after a “both kids are asleep and wife is balls deep in her book” smoking sesh and I’m sucked into my game with headphones full blast. 😂
If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.
My current state just ended vaccine requirements for schools. My state is trying to kill children. And if they just happen to survive to puberty, I’m sure they’ll be shipped off to pedo island.
That would be interesting.
These reality based Florida parents are leaving.
Add another to my list on why I’m leaving to Illinois.
Let’s dig up Sherman and Grant. Couple victory laps in 1865 would’ve done some good.
If we’re going back that far, how about we get back to ratifying the constitutional amendment giving one house representative for every 50,000 people?
Guess it also qualifies for 25. Oof.
You got it so good.😂 I dream of being even that far north. History nerd in me would be geeking out perpetually. Gettysburg tour guide is dream career. 🤷🏼♂️ No man an island? Down here I absolutely am. Chicago sounds beautiful. No beaches but America was founded on compromise.
15. Joe Strummer and Johnny Cash doing Bob Marley’s Redemption Song.
Uh oh yea. NE Florida. Anyone south of me call it S Georgia. My rep is maga. My school board goes full Desantis. I had a college govt class in community college with a module titled Why Do The Moslems Hate Us. I’m finally able to leave with my family in June.
Like wtf? I was seconds from a hate crime for buying cookies for my kid. I’m straight white dude and even my obviousness isn’t enough to avoid the hate out there now. Pride myself in being an Ally but these people are so up their asses they are conflating normal things for what they hate. Finis.
I’m gonna get the cookies. Somehow I said “haha these aren’t for me, they’re for him.” Normal sentence, right? Rigggght??? Bro. This guy’s face contorted into some hyper aggressive energy and I diffuse by putting my hand down to my waist signifying height and said “HIIIIIMMMMM…”
Oh no. I’m legit in the shit. Another short story. Other night went to the store. Pull-ups, wipes, breakfast stuff. Walked past cookies with redneck standing in front of and I did the shuffle of should I or not get these for my 4 year old son. Small human convo making intent to redneck that…
So business as usual.
I do have thoughts of putting up signs with this film in front. 😂 Can’t get caught tho. These people in my town just assaulted an 80 year old man in a wheelchair Monday.
This is a good one.
I’ve seen these movies, read the books, and currently listening to the podcast. Organized naval forces rarely have good consistent luck with irregular warfare in the Caribbean. Avast, mateys.
Facts are stubborn things.
Grand Slam! Daydreams with a Nazi kountry night klub in the strip mall right next to my neighborhood.
Some of them, and it should be painfully obvious which ones, we should just say to them, “I wish the Catholics offed your ancestors”. Bring em back to the 17th century.
No but hoping for suicide watch after the victims speak.
Names. Give names today.
We’re back in session after Speaker Johnson let us out early at the end of July, feeling the pressure from our subpoenas for the Epstein files. Today, @oversightdemocrats.house.gov sat down with survivors who endured horrific abuse. What we heard was beyond disturbing. (1/2)
"Simply put, U.S. states may not invade one another. The deployment of one state’s National Guard into another state in State Active Duty status without the receiving state’s consent would therefore be unlawful."
Unless we have hyperdrives, does this do anything in any substantial sense?
Saw this on Reddit and I’m crying at the accuracy 😭
I at least miss when he knew how to smile and act (mostly) like a normal person. Where the fuck is Jeb to slap some sense into him?
I take it they’re tired of the Eyes of an Angel commercials. Let the guvment do it so I can see my cialis ads again!
$50 for one or two people to see a movie? In this economy?
If only they could direct this argument towards wildlife.
The bitch with more plastic than a tesla is nowhere near Dolly Madison. I’d put her on same rank as Mary Lincoln.
Guess it’s the Black Panthers time to shine.
Literally some of the nicest people I know are punks, they’re certainly very moral people. Folks mistake all the drinking & swearing for cruelty or something 🤷🏻♀️
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Now arrest all national guard members that participated in anything more than standing around looking stupid.
Aww, he thinks he owns the roads. Better consider himself lucky to own his freedom after collaboration trials begin.
But like why? It’s not like they do anything anyways.
A Lord of the Rings quote we all need to let sink in. “Saruman believes that it’s only great power that can hold evil in check. But that’s not what I have found. I found that it is the small things.. everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love”.
The attempt on my life has left me scarred; and deformed.
A president Vance would be the most humorless shitweasel of a president we’ve ever had. And I’m talking to you, Silent Cal lovers.
Our state motto is now just a photo of officer doofy from scary movie trying to salute
I think Gavin Newsom is the reason Taco Tits stroked out.
Good morning 🌞
I vote for the leprosy and Ebola double hitter.
I too enjoy long walks in L&D. Fresh screams of the pained, and newly born fill my soul with… emotions that humans usually feel.
How long till they start Quartering?
Im waiting for “The Rally”. Week or less when we see that. My grandmother declined for years. We want to see a sudden change for the better and that’s when we know it’s close.