I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
writes D&D, kids books, comics, and horror.
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
There will always be work to do, but oh how I think we should do it for each other, and not for the people who steal from us.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
www.drivethrufiction.com/m/product/52...
Oh no there goes my checkbook
www.drivethrufiction.com/m/product/52... Middle grade horror by me!
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
Iâm dropping my kid off at college today and Iâm still having dreams about not finishing my own college work.
I was going to slip this in when I was showing my daughter all the Marvel movies.
Iâm glad Zach is getting the attention he deservesâŚand needs because he has attention deficit disorder
My middle grade horror is on sale digitally @drivethrurpg.com I used them first because theyâve always been good to me and other small publishers. #Horror www.drivethrufiction.com/m/product/52...
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
when all you have is a Hammer every problem looks like parachute pants
Tonightâs dumb napkin cartoonâŚ
If you havenât watched the show, you would assume from this clip that itâs a game show with questions like âWhat is a hot dog?â You are allowed help from the Knights of the Round Table. And also Sasquatch is there.
12 Days Of Christmas is the endgame of a presents war with Hanukkah.
This is a comic that could have âclick here for a bonus panel.â Then when they do, itâs just text calling them a pervert.
Both are good.
The three most lazy art forms: 1. Taking something wholesome and making it âshocking.â 2. Adding generic dance beats to popular songs. 3. Lists.
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darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side way too many people, way too willingly: ok darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
For some reason one of them keeps shouting âGrand Piano!â
Just got in the house and heard my daughterâs friend ahout "20!" I love D&D!
This is such a good move by the most important streaming platform on the internet
âThe Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own.â â Tolkien futurism.com/openai-troub...
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Loved and Re-Loved
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants theonion.com/congres...
Everybodyâs a critic.
Tom Homan sounds like the name those aliens on The Simpsons would come up with to disguise themselves.
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Would Have Driven Selves To Extinction Through Greed And Complacency Anyway theonion.com/new-evi...
This advice is so important. Especially if you have no real deadline. I always leave blanks and filler in comic book scripts for future me to fix. If you know youâre going to edit it later, who cares?
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Here is Why Iâm Sending Issues of âThe Onionâ To Every Member Of Congress. Click here to read The Onionâs open letter to Congress: theonion.com/letter-to-co...
That kid is awesome. Also look how well-worn and well-loved those books are!
Title.FinalTitle.FinalFinalTitle.LastOneISwear
One thing that Americans truly don't understand is that other countries have exactly the same right to bomb us as we have to bomb them.
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
Itâs a good thing Congress isnât alive to see this
Picked up my books today!
Seinfeld the show might be older than you, But you are probably older than Jerry Seinfeldâs real life girlfriend at the time.
Ty for reminding me emma
Youâve got a voice no one else has, and someone out there needs your story. When you quit, they never get the chance to hear it. #indieauthor
Thank you @drivethrurpg.com for including AI vs non-AI!!!
Yeah the "leftist vs liberal" thing is just â I'm sorry but normal people have no idea what that is. Most folks don't even know liberal from progressive and that distinction is way more mainstream. You can do purity tests about how online someone is or you can build coalitions to get things done
Wearing a Transformers shirt to Menâs Wearhouse to buy the first suit I ever owned that wasnât a hand-me-down because I am essentially a child.
I like that Red Alert mold for Flatline. I didnât pick it up because I have no connection to the character. Flatline however, my connection is simply that color scheme!
They know what theyâre doing
Holy shit!!!
Iâm running a book show tomorrow with 2 dozen self published writers. Thatâs got to count for something.
âOh thatâs a good phrase. Did you write it or did your computer?â
You have not reached your final form
I like that the description ends with âmissile launchers and mini-guns, etc.â
My daughter doesnât care much for flowers, but she loves Lovecraft. So I drew tendrils on this flower and called it a cthulip.
Creative people losing their jobs to ai. If this trend continues the advance of human culture will screech to a halt. Life will get so boring for everyone weâd all be better off dead. Happy face emoji. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Are they going to be called Wileykit and Wileykat their whole lives?
Some d&d valentines :) Have a great weekend #dungeonsanddragons #valentines
Fun! I also appreciate having them proficient with whips, which thematically makes sense and is also an underutilized weapon.
Thanks!
I didnât like it at first. After i opened it she just sat on a shelf. So I bought the Warrior version off ebay. Then, comparing them, I grew to appreciate both in different ways.
That sounds awesome
I saw an author at a con make a sale to my daughter which began with âWould you like a free bookmark?â Then she went into her pitch.
Sure that would be great. Ty!
âIs this the right room for an argument?â âIâve told you onceâŚâ
Bananas is a feral who became very affectionate. Today we are seeing if she wants to live in our house.
It will keep your âto readâ pile smaller.
Especially because it seems self-publishing is the only avenue forward for 99.999% of us.
Read Kingdom Keepers to my daughter when she was little.
Just picked this up yesterday, and learned today that Peter David has died. One of the best. He truly understood the characters. His X-Factor run is one of my faves. Might be time to reread.
Someone recommended a book on Reddit yesterday and I went to look it up and the cover was AI. Iâm still mad about it and no, I wonât read it now. Iâd bet it was made with ai inside too ... >:(
The proof of my comic book arrived today!
@njcreativewriting.bsky.social
The first ever encore must have blown the audienceâs minds!
Did you ever see a bumpy shell on an egg and think âThat must have hurt.â
đ World Building #swordscomic
What sucks about being a parent is being at an event and they have Yoo-hoo and Capri Sun for the kids but not for the grown-ups.
That new mold sure is fire! Iâll see myself outâŚ
I don't know if anyone else has this problem but every time I open social media on my phone in the last week, a thousand shrieking banshee wails echo from the speakers & warn me to turn back or risk seeing man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
An extent of this mentality that has helped me to stay functional during my depression: "The best to-do list is one that gets done" Meaning you ask yourself what you can actually get done (not what you think you should) and planning accordingly
I would read a tv show about this. Life going on while this huge fight happened in slow motion.
How is it?
A price hike is coming on May 9th on all Hasbro products, but theres still a chance to secure pre orders before the price increases. #Transformers Hasbro Pulse www.hasbropulse.com BBTS www.bigbadtoystore.com/Search?HideI...
Thereâs nothing like coming home after a stressful day at work to a box of #Transformers.
In case someone needs a size comparison for Megatronus.
Some Transformers have a weirdly similar shape.
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AI is the embodiment of âWe donât need that; we have that at home.â
Running up to someone wearing camo and shouting âWhat are you trying to hide!?â
My Smokescreen broke in the same place my original Smokescreen broke in 1987.
Did he find out via text?
These are the two most recent #Transformers I bought. Quite a difference in style.
35 year olds today are like "back in my day we didn't have PlayStation 5.......we had PlayStation 2!" And I don't know, I feel like nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.