Chris or Mikey
@chrisormikey.bsky.social
We have a taco truck in Ireland, Tacos.ie by @tacostraviesas. Father,Husband International Lakers/Dodgers fan since 1985 š²š½ š®šŖ
created August 31, 2023
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Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Just did some back of the napkin math and realizing i truly only have 3094 hours of my daughters 5th year on the planet to spend with her. Shes in school 6hrs a day. Im so privileged to run a business from home. To see her everyday. I need to make the most. Less time here. More time there.
Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel the low light lamp above the table.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
What, and I cannot emphasize this anymore, the actual fuck?
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
America just continues to America.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Im new to Ireland and I just had my friend explain the whole Blur/oasis thing and this is golden
Aidan Fitzmaurice (@fancyvegaspro.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine a transfer window but for musicians š "And in a dramatic last minute deal, Blur have signed Liam Gallagher!" And some other examples too. Not sure this one has much juice please carry on
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
I s*** myself watching this.
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Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
I heard two 11 year olds at my daughters very Irish Gaelschiol say ālock inā and I am tired of Americans.
U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda (@usfdop.bsky.social) reposted
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
The story if the indigenous peoples crossing over the Bering Strait and making their way into the Americas. Through the generations like 100 years of solitude but on the scale of millennia. The animals and landscapes they encountered and molded. The origins of great societies.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
He never wrote āthe critique of Pure Pettinessā for a reason. Aināt nothing to critique
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone reenact this?
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
Isn't the 5G in the COVID vaccine sufficient?
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
my bluesky
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
10 days of the parents visit have finally come to an end. On the one hand Iām blessed to have em. On the other, fuuuuuuck.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
The first thing I thought was āthis dude has to be some asshole CEOā and low and fucking behold.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
If he gone Iām listening to dat one Nipsey song all day.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
My five year old mexican daughter living in Ireland knows how to say āfuck off you colonial bastardsā and she means you.
Aaron Blackshear (@aaronblackshear.bsky.social) reposted
Someone should just do it
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
As a mexican in Ireland, let me fucking telllll you. Bahahahahahah
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Praise be
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
American government doesnāt care about children.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
And I donāt think anyone is illegal anywhere. Fuck outta here
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
NFN, I donāt think deploying any natāl guard for anything outside of helping families during weather related emergencies or the like is appropriate. HOWEVER, I donāt think itās embarrassing that theyāre cleaning up. Theyāre being productive. Itās better than tackling supposed illegals.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said. Also, all this shit about his screen time being 20+ hrs a day and weāre supposed to see that as a positive? Idk man.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Itās my kids first day of Kindergarten. Her favorite superhero is her mom. She is spot fucking on. Her mom is a superhero. Most moms are.
Pestilence (@pestilence4all.bsky.social) reposted
Letās stop calling them āmedical miraclesā, letās instead call them, SCIENCE. Keep your miracles for your books of fantasy and fairy tales.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Just one more coup bro. I swear. Itās the last one I promise.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Does vegas have a line on fascism? Or is that more of an online betting kinda thing?
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Bro they got an app where I pick my kids lunch out weekly. The fuck is the future like?
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole movie just ran through my head in a matter of seconds
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
NGL, I fucking crushed my kids 5th bday party. Pizza was delicious. All her lil homies came over and had a blast despite the rain. LFG.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Aināt nothing wrong with struggling. You got this shit.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
These bouncy houses be crazy. These kids spoiled.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
America is cooked.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!!!
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
I really donāt know shit about self hosting and would like to become less reliant on the big guys. Can you point me to a good resource to start learning? Iām like basic competency but can figure shit out. Cheers.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
As a bald man I appreciate this
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the biggest blessing for being a stay at home dad. I find myself heavily back in my books, buying 2-3 a month while I revisit old bangers in my library.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
This tho, I feel like that āimmersiveā experience theyāre striving for wonāt come in the form of a shared movie theater experience. Maybe some kind of Oculus style thing. āOld timeyā movies are beautiful for their own reasons, leave them be please. Like records. They work. Stop it with the 3D
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Yes. This. Pops was an avid reader of shit crime novels but he read them allllll the time when we were all watching tv. I ended up doing the same as I got in my teens and my kid is doing it too.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Parents just landed for two weeks. Wish me luck
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Can anyone send this to Ireland. Asking for a friend ā¦ā¦
Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini (@karimwafa.bsky.social) reposted
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
As a SAHD, I always find bday parties the most revelatory. U could tell who parents and who doesnāt know their own kid. Also, the surprise that some moms have at me doing the bare min with kids is just wild. Dudes, Iām pleading with you, be a bigger part of your kidās lives. Being present is 90%.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Khamzat. Wow
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Holy shit, Sinners. Wow.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Witnessing Shohei is honestly a privilege.
Petty Picasso (@pettypicasso.bsky.social) reposted
Sincerely, your PSG
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Listen we donāt wanna win.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Octavia Butler everyone. We must all give thanks to her prescience.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
My momma got lupus. When youāre done with him, lmk and Iāll slide through with some of my primos.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
I love telling Americans what the price of petrol is per litre.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
You gotta waltz with the dog. Just the rules
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Real estate collapse as the real underlying reason for the fall of House Targaryen is the real story here everyone.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Fuck
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
My broke ass speeding through these countries ā¦.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Sir, THIS is an Arbyās
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Bedtime countdown in the form of Blueys. You have two more Blueys and itās bed time.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
I giggled
U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda (@usfdop.bsky.social) reposted
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
If you read de Tocqueville like heās micro blogging it slaps
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
My daughter being a fan of E40 is just. Just. Just. Being a parent man.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Shout out to baking soda and vinegar
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Listening to tech podcasters talking about meat production being archaic and the next arena up for disruption. You mother fuckers dropped the bag with social media, banking, music and so many other fields, leave āperfectingā food alone. Please. PLEASE.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Ferngully radicalized me.
Ebony Noor! I love garden season! āšæ (@darlingebony.bsky.social) reposted
When people talk about the Earth is dying. They are actually incorrect in the immediate sense. The Earth will be fine. We are the ones dying. If humans disappeared tomorrow, the Earth would be just fine for another 5 billion years or so. What we should be saying is we are killing ourselves.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay humble.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
NGL uprooting your entire family and moving to Ireland was lonely for a minute but boy am I finding good people here. Just takes time and love. Love and time.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Conchas
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Worked at a prominent place in SF. A regular had to be banned cause he kept bringing his lil dog and trying to let said dog sit at a bar seat. Would get offended if anyone said anything. Throw a fit if we wouldnāt let his dog sit on the bar seat. Ended up 86āing him cause the antics became 2 much
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Might frame this one
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
The youth are buying too much. The youth arenāt buying enough. The youth are buying too much. The youth arenāt buying enough. The youth are buying too much. The youth arenāt buying enough.
Robin Bradford (@tuphlos.bsky.social) reposted
This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Living in Ireland has its drawbacks. Sometimes you gotta make your own crunchwrap supreme. It was very much so worth it.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
They look good homie. Simple labeling and branding materials are always best when you get there. Printing capacity at home can save you lots of time and money. The salsas are bright and beautiful and will sell themselves. Buena suerte
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
One of the most difficult things about being a parent is also one of the reasons we moved to Ireland. That is, just letting my almost 5 year old go play next door or 3 doors down with the neighbors on our quiet cul de sac. Every time she walks out the door. Man.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a couple wittle invasions
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Legit thought the political and economic catastrophe would follow the environmental catastrophe but damn, I was hellllllllllllla wrong.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
Think about every pro-Israel person who denied this was the plan for the past 22 months; who gaslit you; denied this to you; pretended this wasn't the plan. And then never believe those liars about anything ever again.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
The way I giggled
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Always trust mexicans
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
In other important news I made donuts
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Itās genuinely the most wonderful feeling in the world to share music with your child
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
The most British story ever
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
The Expanse
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
These are the tough questions real journalists evade.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
We live in a smaller town in Ireland. We hit the box store maybe once a week for staples, butcher shop twice a week and the produce store every couple days. Every thing is within a mile.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how I feel about The Expanse.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Dope af.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Western media just quietly getting ready to say Haiti needs democracy again, but like American troops first, theeeeennnnnn democracy. Like last time.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Free Chris Smalls.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
So, no Gils arena tonight?
Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted
Normalize calling for the prosecution of ICE Agents.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is wild to say but you almost feel worse for him. Almost
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social)
Guys, heās beautiful.
Chris or Mikey (@chrisormikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats and enjoy!