him.thatguyoerthere
@christopherm.bsky.social
Old, busted, unfiltered, @ayepapaeye on Insta Ex-Torontonian, Canadian Burlingtonianite
created September 19, 2023
196 followers 117 following 1,303 posts
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My optometrist explained mine as bits of protein floating about in a liquid in my eyes. I’m sure there’s a more scientific explanation using bigger words but I need things explained to simply. Anyway, that’s why over here they’re called “floaters”. All totally normal and no cause for concern.
Bumface (@bumface.ca) reposted
Men will literally remove their entire arm rather than release the Epstein files
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s my take, if I may. Mr Carney knows things and has experience in both political and business things, I and those “2/3” of Canadians could not even dream about. I’ll leave this in his hands quite comfortably, thank you. ☺️
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Count the pinks 😹
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He’s a self-centred crook; a felon, a charlatan, he gives snake-oil salesmen a good name. He’s a business failure several times over.
Mark Lemley (@marklemley.bsky.social) reposted
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
ProTip: eggs must be totally dry after cooling before placing in the container. 😉
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Typically, 6 would be gone in a week, but I know they’re fine for at least 2 weeks. They’re not shelled until they’re eaten.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll do 6 to 8 unless I know I’ll need more
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One could buy plastic egg holders for their cooked eggs, or be cheap (thrifty) like me and use a container they were bought in.
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Absolutely hilarious!! 🤣👍
BluesMusic (@bluesmusic.bsky.social) reposted
Joanna Connor🎸🎶'Walking Blues' #bluesmusic
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet! I saw they’ve just left Poland, likely touring EU countries. I hope you get lots of great pictures! 🤗👌
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
That is one magnificent photograph!
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
And more!!
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
But wait! There’s more!! 🤣
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Nice of Canada’s Snow Birds to give us a bit of a flyby!! 👋😁🇨🇦
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
COVID cases are up for the 8th week in a row, reaching the highest level since mid-March. Emergency department visits are up among all age groups.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Weekly U.S. COVID update: - New cases: 133,057 est. - Admissions: 9,314 (+15%) - In hospital: 6,268 (+12%) - In ICU: 762 (+20%) - New deaths: 295 - Average: 249 (+11%) This year, more than 3.8 million COVID cases have been reported in the U.S., causing 270,363 hospitalizations and 17,584 deaths.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Pan-fried haddock, tartar sauce, fries and Andalouse Sauce. 🤗
Bumface (@bumface.ca) reposted
False alarm, back in the fridge
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
SIGNS OF FASCISM 🪧
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Oh my! I hope your neighbour was entertained
💉Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 (@drsandman11.medsky.social) reposted
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
Aye, that it is. To me, it was about being part of the environment I lived in, and contributing to that
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I tried a few years back to get into it but work kept getting in the way.
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Some stairs just don’t interest me.
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I’m impressed you participate in Merlin! Now that I’m retired, maybe I’ll get back into it. Something to think about! 👍
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If it fits, he sits 😹
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Obvs
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
My building has been buzzed twice today! 🙄😮 🤗
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Only the best experts for 47.
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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I’m most impressed! 😁👌
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God help you.
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I’m glad you’re enjoying it. The “warm toasty” is an incentive to give it a go.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely! Dipped in butter, wonderful Wrapped in bread … yeah I’m not sure
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There’s someone who needs a little help. The. Again, it is New York!! 🫣
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I really should try one, never struck me as delicious. Proof I could be wrong.
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WTH is that exactly? 👀
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Stop!! 🤣 You’re not serious. 😂
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She’s got Betty Davis Eyes!! 👀
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Busy day at the bathroom. Cleaning dust at 7AM. Did 3 loads of laundry. Then moved everything back in there. Scrubbed the shower walls and bathtub Needed a break, went for a walk around the building to test the new iPhone capabilities. I think I got what I paid for.
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Scariest balcony on the planet? Perhaps! *yes it’s mine 😆
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I almost agreed with you after 10 minutes of fighting with it using a putty knife. After 20 minutes and much abusive language, and one good solid hit, it came free. Life has returned to normal.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
So today, my bathroom was repainted (French vanilla) courtesy of building management. Vera was in hiding the entire day, and is now sleeping. I can pry open the drawers painted closed, tomorrow.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Melon *in the voice of Adam Sandler 😆👌
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Today must be Weird Sammich Day or summat. Romaine on buttered brioche with shaved turkey, salt, white pepper and Grey Poupon. 😳🫣
Christine Is Fed Up With Republicans (@coralgableswang.bsky.social) reposted
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 (@minibubbly.bsky.social) reposted
#NovaScotia #Video 'My heart sank': N.S. photographer snaps striking photo of burnt maple leaf Paul Gray lives more than 20 km as the crow flies from where the Long Lake fire is burning www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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RFK Jr needs to be institutionalized. A clear Section 8
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
Rest up, take what they give you, and get well soon!
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
So I’m home from shopping, drugs, groceries, mousemeats, the standard fare. I put it all away and sit down with a nice tall cold cup of ice water, and little Miss Vera shows great interest in it. You know what happens next. Yes, yes you do.
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You should get to keep the cup!! And a floor tile!
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social) reply parent
Feed the geese!
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🤣 My granddaughter will appreciate that explanation as to why a shopping trip to Buffalo has been curtailed.
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🤣 as I’d imagined 👌
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I can imagine their teeny toes tapping impatiently waiting for a few crumbs. 🤣
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
HONK HONK
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I wrote programs in COBOL and used mark-sense cards. Stacks of them. Computer run-time was rented from the University of Toronto, one hundred miles away. *good times
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
This things one can learn from just that one link.
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Shadows can be fun
Foxton Rox (@foxtonrox.bsky.social) reposted
Ever get that feeling you're being watched?...🐏👀
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Trump wants to lock up people who desecrate the flag. Here he is violating the flag code by signing his name on it with a marker.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Three available chairs at Tribeca and a patron
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Trump was released on cashless bail 3 times in 2023
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
No lies told here.
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Michelle 🪷🇲🇽🇺🇸🌵 (@chicana74.bsky.social) reposted
The paint on the Mexico side of the wall is so much prettier
Black History Database (@blackhistorydb.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Maryland Gov. Wes Moore just announced he refuses to authorize National Guard deployment in Maryland. 🧵
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
She was made from all the leftovers... and she turned out to be gorgeous! 😊 #cat #catday #bluesky
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.
Darth Putin (@darthputinkgb.bsky.social) reposted
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, and that it won't shit on your grass anymore if you just give it your garden, it’s a Kremlin duck 🦆
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… bbbbut it’s art!!! 😳
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
It’s a two olive dirty martini. Dig it.
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Wondering if she likes a little whippy dom action. With a Scottish brogue? Whoa mama.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Just back from a South American culture/food festival on the library grounds. Hilarious that for almost all, English was a second or third language. Had the most amazing authentic Peruvian ceviche!! 🐠🐟I’m pretty sure I walked 5 miles, as my legs are about to give out.🤣👌
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I need* that tote. 😹🐭
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𐎽𐎧𐎮𐎸𐎫𐎣 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 𐏂𐎸𐎱𐎭𐎤𐎣 𐎫𐎤𐎥𐏂 𐎠𐏂 albuquerque
Jonathan Slater (@jonathanslater.bsky.social) reposted
Alpaca Core
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
They are training us now... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
😕
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Ahhhh yeahhhhhhh 😘👌
S-Alte-Volant (@s-alte-volant.bsky.social) reposted
"A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt #trees #art #nature #landscape #bluesky #photo #photography
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@tedmaul.bsky.social) reposted
Gosh these knitted postbox toppers are getting really realistic
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May I say I’m quite intrigued by those spiced olives! 🫒
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
VeRA still balancing her rocket on her nose. Fun breakfast! 😹
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Masked raids are tools of fear, not freedom. Despite what this administration wants you to believe, they are not about “safety.” They are about letting ICE agents hide from accountability while carrying out inhumane acts.
him.thatguyoerthere (@christopherm.bsky.social)
Toffee and Cappuccino Crunch gelato I’m not saying another word
Global News (@globalnews.ca) reposted
More Americans applied for refugee status in Canada in the first half of 2025 than in all of 2024. globalnews.ca/news/1134570...
Bopeep-Burton 🌎🏴☠️🏡🐓🏖 🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️🌈🇫🇷🇵🇸🇺🇸 🏳️⚧️💙🗽 (@bopeep-burton.bsky.social) reposted
Atticus Finch (of Georgia) (@atticus59914029.bsky.social) reposted
This is a very helpful guide. I believe we’ve reached the stage of the proceedings where it would be a good idea to study this, especially if traveling. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
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The Boss
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I remember one year, thank you for this, when they were preparing for two letter rules in naming. Yeah, I’m old but I remember things
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Let your photographer know ahead of time. Just saying. We like to be prepared.