Say what you will about Trump but he has *great* tits
remember how exciting it was when he had COVID
Breitbart died doing what he loved (clutching his chest and shitting his pants)
The following are pangrams that should have been acceptable bratbilly traybill babyrattail rabbiality
look me in the eye and tell me, are you satisfied (on a scale of 1-10)
The 2028 election is going to hinge on whether we can figure out what JD Vance's reddit username was.
hmm a reactionary authoritarian regime merges ethnonationalism with corporate interests, there should be a name for this
countdown to Musk calling Altman a pedophile
TACO trade undefeated
I'm old so I thought "sub to the chest" was some kind of slang but nope, the dude threw a footlong at a cop.
"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
my phd is in how many times the letter b is in blueberry
International Museum of Surgical Science in Chicago
100% the Big Balls story will NOT end up being that he bravely confronted carjackers to save his m'lady
Your appearance on QAA really contextualized what had been bothering me about disinfo warriors for YEARS. Great stuff!
hey @nytimes.com this is Grabbler erasure cc @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social @aclu.org
@bakoon.bsky.social
he's gonna pardon gizzlane
This is the best thing I've read about Epstein, and it's from 2020! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
WSJ article archive.is/VWE4q
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Serious question: is this new? 5+ years ago an unredacted version of Epstein's black book leaked. Reporters did stories about this! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Cernovich is Bloodhound Gang pilled
With history as a guide perhaps we should be praising/encouraging Trump's artistic talents.
Jeffrey Epstein should give a press conference to clear up all of this nonsense.
Still the best thing I’ve read re: Epstein. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... I Called Everyone in Jeffrey Epstein’s Little Black Book – Mother Jones
what if I told you there is a way for you to be free from your dread forever
Will I vote for Gavin Newsom in the Democratic primary? No. But if he gets the nomination, will I vote for him in the general election? Also no.
The real concern is what we do if Sam Altman gains consciousness.
Operation Paperclippy Grok=Wernher von Braun SpaceX=NASA
NY Post: MAMDANI FALSELY CLAIMED TO HAVE NEPHEWS'S NOSE
feels very tea party ish, normal evil republican stuff with a PR blitz
amazing things are happening on x the everything app
we're expecting big things in the field of medicaid, possibly the biggest we've ever seen
It's not a binary but the small portion of "sincere" critics don't go out of their way to distance themselves from the rest. This well has been so thoroughly poisoned that it's probably most effective to just assume critics aren't acting in good faith and redirect.
Metropolis is in Delaware but we're not ready for that conversation.
Seems like a fairly significant blind spot for a politician.
Wrecking the party by [checks notes] winning an election and being a cool dude.
Hello Muddah Hello Faddah Globalize the Intifada
Pundits use a historical metaphor other than Churchill/Chamberlain challenge.
"was Iraq war discourse this stupid?" starter pack
release the Epstein tapes, deepfake Bill Clinton into one on the tiny chance he wasn't already incriminated
can we get embed the media in the bunkerbusters themselves?
Is the world better off with Iran having a real life Jurassic Park or not
CNN is jerking off SO hard right now.
Can we at least send the Coinbase army guys over there to get some limbs blown off?
I haven't seen anything credibly associating Thomas Matthew Crooks with Fuentes/Groypers.
doing my best
I mean they'll all fit.
Look people, no matter how much we destroy the Earth by polluting it with CO₂, microplastics, PFAS, etc. everywhere, and even if AMOC shuts down and both the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets melt, the Earth will still be infinitely more habitable than Mars. Mars is a shithole and we're not going.
Is this one of those situations like Sony Spider-Man where you have to just write SOMETHING or your printing press gets repossessed
The best way to understand the runup to the Iraq War is Get Your War On by David Rees. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
Didn't think it was possible for an entire editorial board to be kicked in the head by a horse but here we are.
Breaking News: Iran is just months away from developing Full Self Driving
RFK Jr: Her humours are most deficient in sanguinity. She showes a bile of pale yellow.
RFK Jr: Her humours are most deficient in sanguinity. She showes a bile of pale yellow.
It's 2030. In order to achieve accident avoidance KPIs Tesla outsources driving to remote operators when Grok determine a crash is 10% or more likely to occur in the next 5 seconds.
Bitch, this is tempeh. Report to sensitivity training immediately.
"profoundly fundamental" lol fuck off
Stefan Molyneux emerged from his demonic slumber to give parenting advice. Gross.
by notice of this TWEET
I don't care how many people tell me not to do it, sitting down during a police riot is fun.
Yes! This is probably the main reason Musk bought Twitter. It was one of the few sources of friction in his life, given how desperately he wants to be perceived as cool/funny/a good poster and how much he sucks.
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE I KNEW ELON DIDN'T ACTUALLY LIKE ME
Natasha, this pencil represents a way to maximize stakeholder value and exceed KPIs...
Submit your best offer. You have until July 8th to comply.
Dark Enlightenment? More like Dork Enlightenment.
For those wondering why Elon has a black eye in this press conference it's because his son X bested him in physical combat.
Elon, what if I told you there was a way you could be free of your pain forever? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
This is a real image from the new James O'Keefe "documentary."
Trump keeps the plane but he can only fly out of Newark.
Democrats need a liberal this guy.
When I worked in a restaurant and we were told to 86 the chicken fingers we all understood to murder the chicken fingers.
death recorded
what if I told you the DPRK isn't actually a democratic people's republic
HBO Maxx
Jesse Singal being the Zelig of the alt right fucking killed me.
Does it involve EWR?
"Bury my corgies with me."
