more like weed
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more like weed
i would buy this one on a shirt
some things should remain a mystery
do you know how hitler tied his shoes?
he has the power of making a pearl over the course of several years
does whatever an oyster can
i am disappointed to learn that an oysterman is a man who catches oysters
yes
he's me
they probably have to read a lot of robotic boilerplate. then they read yours,and said, now here's a guy who cares enough to write something annoying
i bet the others were way worse
ancient american rhinoceros
i have been there and seen it
miscellaneous dream material: -children and dogs playing in my yard -transporting special compost in my truck and shoveling it out -list of mining equipment rapid response teams -black dog wiggles through my truck window to lick me -lady dragging a prefab shed through her yard
there is a cricket somewhere in my house
stroll through the night air
by now, there is at least one kid in America named Labubu
2025. beef is now the master of office. only annoying emails stand before her
good night gary and ape
i missed this entirely
cool
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
no scran
Alektryonaus
Royal Canadian Moose Marines
that's your dog
we have broccolized your youths
horse installation
catch you on the dream side
watermelon (red fruit of the night)
thinking about this classic by 1uzvert on twitter
im going to get someone to hit mine with a big wioden mallet
dr. sbaitso is telling me to kill myself
the fuzz ejected me from the park for night jogging
weiher and i lip synced to "fish heads" for the grade school talent show
after my appointment with the wallet inspector
im real excited about all of this
i have been hospitalized after falling off a turnip truck
chinchiladas
At the Jack London museum. Writing used to be so cool. You got to carry around a little box with every drug in it and once you were fucked enough up on toothache heroin you started saying shit like "I am a brain merchant." You write like 100 books and then die of raw duck and mercury poisoning
aoooga
Yoshitaka Amano, Black Cat
rory should run him over with the lada
one two testes hang before you
I forgot I made these archival quality prints and then hand gold leafed them, they are 11x14 & I’ve got 4 I’m offering for $40 ea (plus shipping)
no girls allowed
that's crazy dude
Amazing prompt today
he is vacuuming his car for the second time today
👶
law and odor
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. (apologies)
that one's not so bad
Peoria is goated at generating a smorgasbord of noxious fumes and miasmas
i accidentally ate most of a box of crackers in my car
it is!
he'll yeah
it's by "hey dat boy" on ig
it is! i didn't make it, to be clear
look for the old guy and thats me
I'll be doing some live painting at this, assuming my shoulder doesn't get worse
#ufosky #ufo #ufohistory Today in UFO History - Glowing Globe and Naked Humanoid Late August or early September 1960 — Memphis, TN 1/Evening. Rhodes McCarroll and his grandfather, sitting on the upstairs back porch of their home in Memphis, Tennessee,
yes it was something like this!
i don't like alfredo. you might
i couldn't get down without stepping on top of the limo, so i told whoever was inside to move. the limo began to vibrate and sink into the earth, like those snakes that hide under desert sand. i stepped down to the disturbed soil of the road where the car had been
i got to a point where i could not go further, so i went to descend a steep, loose gravelly slope to the dirt road below, when a long gray limousine pulled up and parked directly beneath me
i was exploring the walls. there was a type of plant whose pachycaulous, adventutious roots adhered to the stone blocks. from them grew vines with small, grapelike leaves. the roots on the stone reminded me of the scars on the back of the flogged slave in that famous photo
the stage was at one end of a ruined fortress, whose stone walls were built around a long, narrow ridge of a hill in a red, semi arid land
dreamed that people were setting up equipment on a stage. one guy had a scuba-sized beer keg strapped to his back. a pump pressurization system on his belt sent it up a long tube that he sipped on
i invented big nunchucks you can attach to an excavator
missing 411
me too. that's 5
i remember getting his books from the library when i was younger!
The atmosphere is quite humbling. #photography
thank you!
doing some freestyle lettering. for your favorite rock and roll bands
Japanese Fran and the Frangipanis
@birchwater.bsky.social fucka sucka dingdong brian
all of her cromwell
i astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and faustus hood
i think its more common than people know
i had a period of time where i was sort of losing my mind and i suspect some pests got in
well it's intentionally about outside influences, but who knows what it actually does. i made it up not specifically about dreams, but because I'm evil enough without outside help
thanks! just reporting from the astral plane
i forgot to do the "shield of light" visualization before going to sleep last night. possibly related
i have not been watching war movies
we adjourned to a building, where i was on barber duty with clippers, refreshing the haircuts of a group of soldiers from an allied military. they were all asian men, wearing uniforms with camo in bluish tones
arriving back to the rest of our unit, i heard the sound of turboprops and jets. i looked up to see a fleet of airplanes over the mountains and valleys. they were our transport planes, c-130s and C-17s, under fighter escort
my partner and i came to a highway bridge. we took cover to rest behind two blue utility / mechanical sheds beside the bridge, and between them and a concrete wall. we agreed that we were well hidden, but probably in trouble if "they" took out the bridge with an air strike. we kept moving
then, i was in the military, on exercise in a mountainous area. it was a land navigation exercise and we were split in pairs to all rendezvous at a set point. we received notification that actual war had broken out
i was going around the outside of the house, boring small holes through window casings with a hand turned drill, to let something (ghosts?) in
i was at the house ofvan old woman, and an old man. the man reminded me of a gnarled tree stump, and he was spasming and convulsing in a chair so that he was wearing away the backing of the chair, which bled brown liquid from its abrasion
ominous dreams
i think places should have gumball machines full of the common types of pills
i say this sometimes
there used to be so many cool ashtrays
The Shadow Cube is a lamp is a soul trap is a magic thingamajig Beautiful light sculpture by Anila Quayyum, a laser-cut cube lamp that completely changes the room into a magic mosque uncovering the contradictory nature of all intersections by a single light bulb illumined from the inside.
old Ford truck, by Mikhail Pecherkin, circa y2k
