Tom Clancy's The Joy of Cooking
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Tom Clancy's The Joy of Cooking
I don't really know who Will Stancil, Glenn Greenwald or Nate Silver are, but it's still fun watching everyone kick their teeth in.
Don't worry folks it would actually be funnier if it happened later today.
I can't explain it but I just know she voted for trump
"The bruising is from shaking too many hands" what they meant was his hands won't stop shaking from the seizures and strokes
Godzilla vs MechaGary
I desire to one day have a lab for experiments
I don't hope he died. I hope he had a stroke and that he lives for 30 more years in severe pain.
They should invent a president who doesn't have everyone cheering at the prospect of their demise.
When it finally happens I'm going to buy a margarita machine and bring it to work.
Can I get 420 66 6911?
Sleep Token? You mean the 50 bucks I put into the Bar Touch Tunes to play all of Dopesmoker?
Looking over a barren apocalyptic wasteland, "I remember when this was vape shops and payday loans as far as the eye can see"
Tom Clancy's Microsoft Excel 2005 for Dummies
Tom Clancy's Dianetics
Does it really work?
Tom Clancy's Dungeon Masters Guide
Whoops I misread your post
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Tom Clancy's How to Win Friends and Influence People
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Ruin any book by adding Tom Clancy's Tom Clancy's Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
I think I believe a lot of these videos but that one is ridiculous.
The videos this post referenced are specifically trying to get drummers to make their own parts to songs they've never heard. They can be super interesting, even if it's often not believable.
Tom Clancy's NFPA Electrical Codes 2017
Lmao, what year did they suddenly become credible organizations?
That town is like 30 minutes away from me. I had to turn down playing a show at the event because I already had something booked.
Was it the recent channel 5 video?
Big if true
The delivery on that line is so good. He sounds so crazed.
No new pics, where are you mentally
God I hope not
Dr Frankenstein finding a couple extra screws in the bottom of the box: "eh it's probably fine"
For a country with all these guns just lying around we sure are just letting him go huh...
This is unironically a better use of their time than anything the military actually does. This is what service to your country means. Every one of these 18 yo dumb shits thought they'd be playing cowboy in the desert LARPing COD and instead they are "demoralized" by doing something actually good.
I'm actually looking for someone willing to do things to him now, outside of "the law" but this is a good start
Windows 98 for our family. My parents only got internet in like 2014 well after I moved out. No cable, no game systems, out in rural Iowa with the nearest neighbors a mile away. It's a wonder I have any social skills.
New executive order makes it illegal to burn the old cracker barrel logo
We gotta focus on strong American values and kitchen table issues like being afraid of any city big enough to have multiple Applebee's locations, and respecting the troops goose stepping through your town.
"this is just a distraction" I say smugly as the military bulldozes my house after posting a picture of baby JD Vance
The government goon squads and pedophile cover ups are just a distraction from the real issues like woke fast casual dining logo redesigns.
Piping hot bone broth margaritas is something I would shamelessly consume
I'll vote for any politician who promises to **** the president.
If you see ice agents anything you do should be considered self defense.
Personally I think the country with more guns than people would have a pretty obvious solution to a "2 Hitlers" situation, but I guess that's not ok to imply.
The bruising on trumps hands are from how aggressively he grabs his diet cokes and cheeseburgers. It's actually a sign of strength probably.
Too many people are still trying to coax votes from a base for whom "most obvious pedophile in the world" was not a deal breaker.
"Dems said the words cultural appropriation and I decided to vote for the guy who raped children with his best friend Jeffrey Epstein"
Whoever gives him his diet cokes could do it to him and we would all be a lot better for it.
I don't make a habit of complimenting pedophiles. I actually think we should do something else to gain power in this country.
Had a dream that Dems decided to listen and drop Newscum and instead of finding someone good they ran Nancy Pelosi and a recently pardoned Ghislaine Maxwell
I heard they are going to start making cocaine with real sugar again.
Campbells chunky coffee
I heard there's two young people driving across the country with a big black box. Probably a nuke.
i'd like to start a new subculture for people like me who are apartment dwellers and aren't allowed to have a gas or charcoal grill. we'll be like barbecue guys only for microwaves. we'll wear shirts to work that say "i'd rather be microwavin'!" and share microwave steak recipes and stuff
Tag them.
That's why they did it to him.
Is this still available?
Oh it's not just energy. Universal healthcare? Gay. Caring about the humanity of immigrants? That's for sissies. And of course the manliest thing you can do is worship the police/military. It's incredibly obvious once you notice it. How much of rw politics is just gender insecurities.
My "safe" one is that it should be so common to lose your driver's license that it's not even socially stigmatized.
Almost anytime we go somewhere I tell my wife "don't forget where we parked supercar"
I even gave my life to Paul Atreides at the panda express in the mall food court.
I even gave my life to Eru Illuvitar behind the dumpster of a combination taco bell and pizza hut express.
I even gave my life to Aquaman in the parking lot of a long John silvers.
Playing star dew valley #resist
Call me crazy but I think if you give your life to God in a fast casual dining parking lot, that should affect your credit score.
I gave my life to the Duo Lingo owl in the Applebee's parking lot
I gave my life to Cthulhu in a Waffle House parking lot.
Found out that a guy I used to work for has a YouTube channel where he loudly whines about women in star wars and a lot of his bs makes a lot more sense suddenly.
Aerosol eyes Aerosolize Aerosol lies
I'm not qualified, but that would be the least of your problems because I would absolutely call people I interviewed fascists (and worse) to their faces. Anyway I can start next week.
It's true I saw it right before old crow medicine show
Groverhaus of 1000 corpses
I misread the paperwork when I signed up for my job, I thought I was getting a retirement package but these are just a bunch of paintable minifigures for a table top game
A bribe? But I wanted chips!
You've got a lot of homestar runner to catch up on
I wonder how many bills have already been voted on that were partially AI generated. I would bet money that the BBB has large sections.
It never would have left the market.
Just fingers?
Start picking out superhero names now!
Wonder if my boss would let me stay home after lunch if I told him the cat is on my lap and I'm sleepy
Maybe one of these days I'll actually leave the oven on at work and it will burn down so I can finally stop waking up in the middle of the night wondering.
So much for the lactose intolerant left
I wonder where the artists who made these are now
What decision did you make, do you regret it, does the wife know? The public demands an update
How do I get there? All I'm seeing people arguing about made up people
I genuinely wonder what would happen if there was a coordinated campaign to call 911 and report that the president is a rapist who you would like to see arrested. Thousands of calls every day. It's not illegal to call and report a crime.
I would like to save the bacon egg and cheese for later then.
Let the bots have it.
>inventory
If you include those lyrics I'll simply read them over and over instead of purchasing the album.
Hell yeah
A fully paid off modest house, no other major debt, and 100k per year would be the sweet spot.
The only reason I went to college was so I could tell people how old cathode ray tube TV's work. It's a bad posting strategy but it makes me feel like a big man.
Related, I'm teaching boo to play the drums and she's killing it.
"I coulda made it if I just learned to play sax"
Eh, greener grass and all that.
I live in an objectively small town, but it is the biggest town for like 2 hours and it's hilarious to me how some people will talk about it like this scary crime ridden urban hell hole. Like, bro you're so scared of cities you won't come to a town that doesn't even have an olive garden?
