gonna make a gumbo this weekend
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gonna make a gumbo this weekend
you cannot hate Tesla enough
Jerry Jones, looking kinda weird and old lately, huh? Anybody else notice this?
I love to go to bars
Big Dom badgering Adam Schefter, asking him to tweet that Dom is "on the phone with 'his lighting guy.'"
"The game is resuming at 11:15" when you got a toddler who's going to wake you at 6
The NFL rules
Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
I love my furious, constipated mole son
two strange dreams: In the 1st, St John's College added an AA booklet to the senior seminar list and an annoying classmate was being pedantic and refused to accept that alcoholism existed In the 2nd, I adopted an anthropomorphic infant mole as my son and he kept having GI issues and getting angry
By the way, I’m including the troops that pulled the trigger here in this. You had an obvious civilian target that had violated no orders (eg to stop), and instead unilaterally hit it with a hellfire. That is a violation of the LOAC. The order to fire was not lawful.
Look, the next Democratic president needs to put everybody involved, from Trump all the way down, on trial for murder. They blew up 11 civilians in broad daylight without statutory authorization.
well there's a word for this: murder
five years of this weirdo living in my house, still haven't gotten a dime of rent or utilities from him well played Speck, well played
only halfway into the first episode, but I'm absolutely smitten with the production design on Alien: Earth
absolutely fucking not
totally agree, but I also think there are a lot of other movie franchises that would also be vasly improved if you added Merry or Pippin with a gun
Honestly every movie in the franchise is better if one of these guys has a gun
there’s this, and there’s what jb pritzker is doing. if you rockin with the former and not the latter, go swim in an empty pool pls
this is my bare minimum bar for a Presidential nominee in '28
ok, but how are people supposed to learn these things, if they can't type a question into something and find an answer (and search engines don't work, and books don't exist, and research librarians aren't a thing, and there are no documentaries about World War 2, and they don't have a boomer dad...)
there are many problems in the world, and relatively few of them are solved by making and eating a giant club sandwich and drinking two or more beers but I'm willing to take the risk, to push the envelope, and maybe, just maybe... start to make things better
US government just openly doing a Clear and Present Danger and posting about it
RETVRN
"looking good sir," these big beautiful men say to me, with tears in their eyes. "You've never looked better"
I'd name a son Ulysses. I'm not a coward. I am single at 41, but I'm not a goddamn coward, afraid to name a son Ulysses
here's the truth- the Sirens episode of Aqua Teen is more deeply imprinted on me than the actual Sirens scene in O Brother, and that's never going to change apologies to Carl and John Kruk
a double feature with Sinners (2025) would be a damn fine night at the theater
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) isn't my favorite Coen Brothers movie, maybe just barely top 10, but that's a function of how much I love their movies. Terrific picture.
getting worked up and telling my 75 year old devoutly Catholic mother that she needs to read Gramsci
This is like at least half of what works about Æon Flux
Veronica Lake
Sullivan's Travels (1941) slaps and is a perfect appetizer for a certain Coen Brothers picture from 2000.
I would simply not move into a gorgeous apartment building full of Satanic cultists Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Takoma DC neighbors, there is an ICE checkpoint near the Whole Foods, approximately Elder street on Georgia. If you’re around go (a) warn our neighbors and (b) go shame these masked occupiers
so disappointed that this isn't what showed up in the mail
listening to Clipse and doing a fantasy football auction and drinking too many beers we're back bay-beee
increasingly convinced that the new used bookstore in town is a targeted operation designed by my enemies to take all my money and fill up my house with books joke's on them- I don't want money, I want a house full of books
joint commission indeed
well it's no Folger's can from the Ralph's, but then we're not scattering the ashes, now are we Dude?
shit reads like an awfully dark and over-written parody of the subgenre of wealthy white ladies having mid-life awakenings (which is supposed to be her whole deal, right?)
Say what you will about Dennis Reynolds, but he only rarely gets his romantic partners to relapse
it absolutely rules to have Jayden Daniels cast as the lurking fear, the glowing eyes in the darkness, the wind that steals the breath, for the featured quarterbacks in the Netflix show
"Tone, all I'm sayin' is..."
My "if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
I'm a serious 0 RB sicko, when circumstances allow, so probably not the best person to advise on this. That said, I think Saquon and McCaffrey both have age/mileage concerns this season, so Gibbs and Bijan feel like the only guys I'd take that early- and I just think the Lions O has way more upside
I'm going Chase or Jefferson at the 1.03 if either is available then, I think. If I had to pick an RB that high, I'm probably going Gibbs, especially in full PPR
what's the scoring situation? I'm always an early WR guy, but this year it feels especially top-heavy
again, not setting the world on fire, just steady, consistent improvements in speed and stamina also a good way to shut the old brain off for an hour
Cracker Barrel gone so woke that they have portraits of Ivy League university presidents on the wall, and you can pay with a QR code
I have some ideas about the owners of the house that I will decline to share, as I believe they may violate certain terms & conditions
Spongeman
grief is a funny thing sometimes you drink a couple of beers real quick and take a three hour nap at 5 PM, other times you make a big batch of chicken parm at 10 PM while watching men's tennis in conclusion, mourning is a land of contrasts
one last walk on a beautiful morning with my favorite dog in the world
Reminder of the ten metro stations the National Guard is patrolling. They have also been spotted on foot patrol on streets around these stops, not just inside the station.
my current, non-verterinarian thinking is that Morty may have had a stroke or other neurological incident last night he's sleeping right now and the emergency/urgent care vets in the area are all packed, so we're going to sit tight and wait to see his primary vet first thing tomorrow
Morty the dog having a rough night
I've been having the same sort of thing show up on Instagram. Feels like there's a lot more right-wing/adjacent ad money getting spent lately
"the story is ludicrous"
Is it the Coen Brothers' *best* film? probably not Is it my favorite of their films? depends on the day Is it one of the most consistently hilarious and stealthily earnest & heartfelt movies ever made? absolutely The Big Lebowski (1998)
I'm not going to be competing in the Olympic trials or setting any world records, but running a personal record 5K this morning means I don't feel any pressure to get anything else done today
What is a Fast-Fish? Alive or dead a fish is technically fast
Oh well I asked chatGPT about it and it said that too and I've hearing that
Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time.
man, grapes are really good. I totally forgot about these guys for a bit
Nation Leery Of Very Odd Little Boy https://theonion.com/nation-leery-of-very-odd-little-boy-1819579644/
oh jesus christ please please please
Burn in Hell James Dobson, you complete fascist child abusing misogynist homophobic scumbag. Here's a quick 4,000 word obit that really lays out the truth about him. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/08/jame...
good
I don't believe in hell but I believe in hell for him.
playing a fun game of "is it strep, or is it just something that causes a sore throat and also responds to azithromycin?"
speaking purely anecdotally, but my Instagram feed + advertising has gotten wildly worse the last couple of weeks, with all sorts of unhinged antivax, right wing, Christian dominionist shit showing up, seemingly out of nowhere. Also very, very badly targeted geographically
Maybe the most literal instance of “no matter where you think this is going, it isn’t“ I have ever seen
man the Tre'Davious White sweaty socks stuff is extremely relatable
started getting allergy shots today for the first time in ~30 years I don't remember feeling quite so exhausted afterwards when I was a kid
Strong 2025 vibe here. Also possibly 200AD.
ALTMAN: By 2030 we'll be able to make sexy cartoon girls real VON: With like, holograms? ALTMAN: No, we'll have paint that can draw them into real life. Like a big god hand comes down with a paintbrush- VON: And then Jessica Rabbit, Cool World, and anime babes I assume ALTMAN: oh yeah, of course
JD5!!!!!! #raisehail
NY strip, arugula, tonnato, gochujang roasted eggplant/okra/jalapeno/alliums
hey, uh, fuck Chris Pratt, easily one of the five worst guys named Chris in public life in 2025
this guy fuckin sucks man. the early-to-mid 2010s had me feeling insane
this is one of the most cutting (and on point) evaluations I've ever read
and, in my case, trying to make sure the other dog doesn't also step in it and track it all over the house
fidelio
mother of god
one weird trick, Stephen Miller hates it
There are worse ways to start a week than by stepping into the mess left on your living room floor by your senile dog at 5:45, but listing them seems like a futile exercise
I'll be honest man, I don't think you look like Scoot McNairy, I just think you have the same wacky energy as his name
Say what you will about Gavin Newsom, but he’s a fighter, whether that’s against Trump, trans children, or his own constituents with nowhere to live.
surprised by how much I dislike my least favorite Peloton instructors and by how ready I am to die to defend the honor of my favorites
"I need unguent"
difficult to overstate the continued excellence of Fargo (1996), almost thirty years in related: what an incredible '90s-2000 run by the Coen Brothers
while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
start bulking up now
I have an idea for when you run for state senate next time
this is like one step removed from Ghislaine Maxwell getting pardoned so that she can go volunteer for the IDF