Jake Coker, YOU are Bama Scott Frost
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Jake Coker, YOU are Bama Scott Frost
Can't say I've enjoyed the Miami offense having 3 attempts at forward progress on each play this game
Thank you for your service
I always assumed Jordan's notification bar looks like his tabs
All forms of Go Irishing are equally welcome
Maryland wins in September though
So you might say he's claiming a Decided Schematic Advantage?
We're learning a lot about preseason Heisman favorites today
You dress like Ole Miss, you can't be upset when you play like Ole Miss
The Thomas Castellanos Effect
Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency
In the day's least surprising news, Liberty can't handle sincerity
Take notes Arch. This is how you live up to a family name
PJ Fleck gleefully calling a 17th straight flea flicker as Patricia sobs about logic on the other sideline
The writers are cooking up an even funnier Michigan loss. I'll accept all results that get us to that point
Went there last year. Was a good time
A wild Marco Wilson appeared
Really didn't need this in my brain, thanks
The USC fans in the ND bar version is accurate in that everyone in ND gear is ignoring everyone else in the place to watch the game and inaccurate in the fact that USC has fans that actually watch the games
SO MANY BAD IDEAS
Defensive Elimination Initiative
I have a good feeling about something very stupid happening in Hattiesburg
Needs more crockpots
Proposal: replace McAfee with Herbie's dog
Lee Corso wearing a tux for his final College Gameday, says he wanted to go out "in style."
Full Day Football will take a 15 minute break at 1145 eastern to watch Corso, but otherwise we're locked in
Dick Advocaat sounds like one of the owners of the now-defunct "men's only divorce law firm" down the street from my office
A Michigan streak longer than their wins over OSU. Impressive.
Future Cincy megaboosters
College football is so fucking back
Rutgers making good, aggressive end of game decisions has me concerned. Excited, but concerned
He'll always be there but you don't have to interact. What the Falwell is going on here?
"We have Notre Dame at home"
My first game as a student. Brady Quinn had notably not been the QB for several years, despite ESPN reporting tonight
USF IS FUN.
USF is ... FUN??
Wondering how I can sell my boss on 200 days of vacation as "the best on the job training"
That I was listening to it on the Varsity Network app on my afternoon run before getting home and locking into the first quad box of the season for the second half
I regret to inform you that tenor has rejected it as spam despite it being the only thing I've ever submitted and not something already available on their site.
Move over swimswam. There's a new breaking football news source in town
Spending the opening minutes of Week One uploading the Golden Tate band dive gif to Tenor because we're not going a second season on this app without it
Rakia
*Glances at recent scheduling news out of USC* Looks like that shit's contagious
Let's remember some beautiful plays
Track and field rules where the first false start is charged to the field, and after that you start disqualifying linemen
Wrote about Lee Corso for @sickoscommittee.org. More importantly, wrote about the schools that Corso has had the most success picking against.
This is just Without Remorse
Having had to learn a lot about this recently for [actual job], even when they own the specs they often don't have the capability to manufacture those pairs and have to go through the contractor anyway.
You're telling me Stanford and Cal didn't have to play half their season on the east coast to get on the CW?
Means & More
Quadrants or stripes?
That flat oval really doesn't make for an interesting course
The refs were banned from using the Three Stooges defense starting last postseason. This is a supplemental nerf to players to address the imbalance created by the prior patch
Just like one should never invade Russia in the winter, one should never go to overtime with Arkansas
I will never get tired of watching idiots who ignored all the signs of how much they don't want this find out exactly how much they don't want this.
OFF TO A GREAT START, BUDDY
BRB watching that man get Frisbee tossed into a pond again
This and "looks like a retired hockey enforcer" are two exceptions to the rule that come to mind
My second game after we moved to Oxford was the 2001 seven OT game, and I just think everyone should get to have that experience
This is my 3 as well, and I didn't realize the majority of fans on both sides of the Arky rivalry were cowards who don't want our nation's dumbest game to continue to be played every year
Bottas and now Checo? Cadillac F1 you have my sword.
You've gotta let me through, officer. I've got another 12 hours in this drive
The Great Scambino
Brennan Nanni'd him. Some are calling this the most ambitious crossover event in history
Coleman Andy had this locked down until I got to WILLINGHAM RATTERMAN
Yep. Jalon Daniels is still awesome
I am being prevented from watching Fresno State - Kansas by the pregame show for a Jaguars preseason game. Is nothing sacred anymore?
4 tight end formation. Irish pornography laws must be significantly more relaxed than ours
Fansville flag planting ad is :chef's kiss:
Just a reminder that Iowa State has to play a Dakota and then El Assico in the next two weeks as well
Congratulations on being the inaugural member of the Sportsball Infidels block list
GIVE ME ALL THE SLOP
Positive passing yards. Is that allowed?
Look it's week 0 for everybody
I can't wait until people are watching like 12 different games and people are tweeting stuff like "SPARTY NO" and "COCKS!!!!" with zero context
College football is so unbelievably back
Put me in, coach
My childhood dog was named Skellig, so obviously that one
Farm O'Geddon ready at the farmers market
Food crimes, two ways
Hear me out: Matches between conference teams that only count as a conference game for one team
Mutual dislike of Sebastian the Ibis
That Grinch-Grantham game on Nov 22 is going to be appointment viewing
Nebraska finishes with a better record than UCF
Like any good conspiracy theorist, I didn't do the reading
... Unless they're actually older than that and only now making their existence public knowledge. What else is Big Bowl hiding from us?????
If there's one thing I learned from being force-fed that McConaughey AI ad all last season is that AI can recognize when it's raining. So better than Brian Kelly at least once a season?
Both Tarts showing up to this year's bowl with "Eat Him ->" signs
The Belichick of it all is a clear draw, but an underrated part would be the original Ivies locking themselves out of the basketball tournaments with this move
Now that I've learned from the latest @sickoscommittee.org pod that the Ivy League is the only D1 conference to not change membership in the last 5 years, I have to ask: Who is the funniest team they could add? My vote is Cal
I’ve never been more excited for a 2 QB start.
Batman's got those rugby thighs
A few photos I'm proud of
All I'm seeing is Bama losing recruits to Vanderbilt
The first team to travel via Oshkosh conga line of single engines carrying one lineman each will have my fandom forever
The existence of a Rocky Top has always implied the existence of a Rocky Bot
Did I spend all morning thinking everyone was yelling about some stupid new Microsoft thing that no one asked for? Maybe. Grateful that it's some stupid thing that no one asked for that has much less impact on my day to day life
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ACHOO syndrome levels of forced acronym here
Shout out to that one bouncer at Finny's that repeatedly tried to confiscate my actual legal ID as a fake because "Missouri IDs aren't green." (It was a Mississippi ID, which was, in fact, supposed to be green)