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ClarkAddison

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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers Rob Sand 4IA Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass

created August 21, 2023

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Profile picture Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) (@schwarziest.bsky.social) reposted

PSA: The "30 for 30" on the '85 Bears is on ESPN 2 right now.

3/9/2025, 3:46:33 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

(Gary) Hoosiers

3/9/2025, 3:52:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tuesday Afternoon (@tuesday-afternoon.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 9:23:01 PM | 4552 906 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

@danbernstein.bsky.social cannot wait for Uncle Terry to join you guys and absolutely make my day. Thank you! youtu.be/cmMRoTjCuUU?...

3/9/2025, 3:24:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

It wasn’t their intention but now I have the lyrics for OutKast “Elevators” in my head, and I’d like to bless all of you with the same. You’re welcome. But you should thank @sebhar.bsky.social youtu.be/uqB_UVlhlPA?...

3/9/2025, 2:59:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Of a wild card series! I won’t. Putting this into words on a screen so I can maybe get the jinx mojo going. CLARK ADDISON SAYS THE BREWERS WON’T GO ON A MASSIVE LOSING STREAK TO END THE SEASON.

3/9/2025, 2:27:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

This. It sounds stupid on first glance if you haven’t been following this team all year, but absolutely. Slegr nails it. There’s a bit of catharsis in admitting what we are at this point in the season.

3/9/2025, 2:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:19:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slegr💣71 (@slegrbombs71.bsky.social) reposted

The worst 21 games over .500 team in MLB history…your Chicago cubs 😂

3/9/2025, 2:18:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Brewers with the night off. I’ll take it. Fly that shit.

3/9/2025, 2:16:04 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Love your pride. You be you.

3/9/2025, 12:58:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

“CoLOLrado” -Me Friday night, and again tonight

3/9/2025, 12:57:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) reposted

A bold move given recent protests and the size/weight of a Portillo's Italian Beef

2/9/2025, 8:36:07 PM | 281 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Donald Trump is a monster and we desperately want to work with him" is a batshit position to take, it makes you sound like an insincere and feckless empty suit

2/9/2025, 7:56:01 PM | 951 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "He has no idea what's he's talking about. There is no emergency that warrants deployment of troops. He is insulting the people of Chicago by calling our home a hellhole, and anyone that takes his word at face value is insulting Chicagoans too."

2/9/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 12165 3109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"

2/9/2025, 8:21:38 PM | 14056 3980 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

I heard they’re still struggling to get the president to master the line “putting on the ritz!”

2/9/2025, 6:37:45 PM | 2925 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Walsh (@walshfreedom.bsky.social) reposted

Repeat after me: Trump CANNOT deploy the National Guard to Chicago. He does not have the constitutional authority to do so. National Guard troops, outside of DC, are NOT his to command. So Chicago & my home state of Illinois need to tell Trump to fuck right off.

2/9/2025, 7:24:51 PM | 1377 304 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Bernstein (@danbernstein.bsky.social) reposted

Tomorrow on Dan Bernstein Unfiltered, Terry Boers joins us. Don't miss it.

2/9/2025, 6:45:36 PM | 76 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aisle424 Has Fallen (@aisle424.bsky.social) reposted

This is shit that Veep writers rejected because it was "too ridiculous to be plausible."

2/9/2025, 6:35:46 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie to the Rescue! (@charlietotherescue.bsky.social) reposted

Their BS doesn't age well...

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2/9/2025, 5:13:54 PM | 15 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:06:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 2, 2025 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 💔 ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 2000

2/9/2025, 2:03:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he talking about THAT “West?”

2/9/2025, 3:18:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

“We’re onto Charlotte”

2/9/2025, 3:17:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

I took classes at Kirkwood too, what the hell was he in?

2/9/2025, 3:16:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a pretty douchey face and I would remember it. Never seen the fucking guy.

2/9/2025, 3:15:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of the reputable media outlets that have space in the press briefing room aren’t actually real media outlets anymore, they were kicked out because they don’t lick Donald’s asshole like FAUX News, Newsmax, OAN, etc,

2/9/2025, 3:14:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

We will see thirty minutes of rambling vocal garbage and then “I’d love Sharpee to be a government company, the best markers, they draw great hurricane maps in my tiny hands.”

2/9/2025, 2:36:26 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted

Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.

The I Think You Should Leave sketch where the magician embarrasses the husband and the wife loses all respect for him
2/9/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 395 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/... Happening all over the state and outside. Fuck these guys. The former owners donated to Trump too but the way they’re running their new stations is basura caliente.

2/9/2025, 2:13:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:10:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cliffs.bsky.social (@cliffs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Taylor Swift she ain’t.

2/9/2025, 12:59:42 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted

The Visit (La visite), by Marie Laurencin, 1916

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2/9/2025, 12:58:49 AM | 562 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Two of my leagues are, the third is a keeper with IDPs. I hate it.

2/9/2025, 12:59:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup.

2/9/2025, 12:29:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

The tiers of RBs are SO SHALLOW this year.

2/9/2025, 12:21:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Sitting in the fourth round of a draft watching people take quarterbacks to start the THIRD ROUND and a constant run on WRs.

2/9/2025, 12:12:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Go Horned Frogs. I guess. Wouldn’t normally say that.

1/9/2025, 11:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Fly it.

1/9/2025, 11:17:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica Sep. 1, 2025 T I G H T R O P E ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ 🎉 My Score: 2200

1/9/2025, 5:44:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

To those who don’t have to labor tomorrow, but more importantly to those who do. Have a good night. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

1/9/2025, 5:33:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fhugo$777 (@zekefromabove.bsky.social) reposted

#MusicChallenge #DebutDazzlers 10 The Smiths Album ~ The Smiths Song ~ What Difference Does It Make? youtu.be/XbOx8TyvUmI?...

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Profile picture The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted

China is rolling out the red carpet for more than two dozen world leaders at two major defense-related events this week. The guest lists, and some notable omissions, are a window into Beijing’s ambitions, alliances and attempts to expand its influence.

1/9/2025, 4:33:05 AM | 107 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

He still thinks Pitbull is relevant. “Dah.”

1/9/2025, 4:24:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Haven’t drafted on a four letter network platform for a long time. So this is a badge of honor.

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1/9/2025, 4:22:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Should have checked yourself before wrecking yourself, dumb fat orange bastard. Melania is not Edith Wilson, Florence Harding, or Eleanor Roosevelt. Your wife hates you like the rest of us. But I wish she did help. Then an immigrant would be making the calls. Moron.

1/9/2025, 3:49:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Pretty sure Kurt Russell saved LA, not a dipshit geriatric who needs three days of rest to play golf because his hand is bruised, his cankles are swollen, and he’s been circling the emotional drain for a year knowing he’s a lifelong loser. Check yourself, dog killer.

1/9/2025, 3:46:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Shoutout to my sister @chikahgo on that lost place who ordered a Casey’s brekkie pie to be delivered for me tonight while I was doing stupid guy shit. @kahvich.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 2:59:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:01:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Pete Hegseth in December on military training: “We’re bringing a war-fighting ethos back to the Pentagon. Everything else that distracts from lethality shouldn’t be happening.”

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31/8/2025, 10:45:19 PM | 2902 784 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:00:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Autodraft should be a member of Trump’s cabinet it’s so stupid. Seven players all with the same bye week? Two free agents? Including one that is a FA because he’s under investigation in a pending criminal trial?

1/9/2025, 1:46:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

1/9/2025, 1:36:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Yeah this “Maverick” takeover of KumNGo? Not a fan. No more member gas discount. No more cash back on purchases at the counter. Prices have gone up. They installed big ugly glass cases full of vape shit and pipes next to the checkout like a run down mom and pop . Kwik Star it is from now on.

1/9/2025, 1:35:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously though if we’re all waiting on hell to take someone he’s second in line.

1/9/2025, 1:16:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tron Lebowski (@tronlebowski.bsky.social) reposted

Jazz music? You know what that means? The devils lettuce is being consumed. The devil is being worshipped. SEND IN THE TROOPS

1/9/2025, 1:13:54 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry Jones is just a troll. Cleaned that up for you, my friend.

1/9/2025, 1:11:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Guesting on a podcast while trying to finish a fantasy draft was a bad idea. Also, not eating before I started was an even worse idea.

1/9/2025, 1:11:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

The song or the video? Because the latter was what did it for me.

31/8/2025, 10:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted

you know who rfk jr. reminds me of

Rfk jr. looks like baby prunes from SpongeBob.
31/8/2025, 5:47:06 PM | 182 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

In that case save her while you can, lol.

31/8/2025, 5:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they winning is the question.

31/8/2025, 5:34:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Not well, to be honest.

31/8/2025, 5:31:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish FOX would stop tilting the logos.

31/8/2025, 5:05:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TeeGee (@writertee.bsky.social) reposted

Same. -Iowan

31/8/2025, 5:04:01 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly a winning (enough to sate the fanbase) formula!

31/8/2025, 4:44:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, man, totalitarianism is when people listen to experts. Good talk, always a pleasure to hear from you.

31/8/2025, 2:03:42 PM | 4003 618 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

If they wait until Monday they don’t have to make a corresponding move.

31/8/2025, 4:32:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

My streak ended last night. Oh well.

31/8/2025, 2:55:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

That is NOT the box my tongue goes into. Dammit Sis! Lol

31/8/2025, 5:18:48 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Is anyone else able to lucid dream? I’ve had it off and on but the last two nights it’s been bonkers awesome, hard to get out of bed, almost sad when I have to wake up, but still feeling more confident when I leave the house. Anyone else? How do you deal with this?

31/8/2025, 5:18:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Megan. Come on.

31/8/2025, 5:07:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

An asset!?

31/8/2025, 5:06:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m all about putting a tongue in a box, but a bag? What the hell is going on?

31/8/2025, 5:05:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

What a ridiculous person.

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Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Serious deep throat capability.

31/8/2025, 5:04:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

“Yeah get the fuck out of here” my sister, @chikahgo before Elmo ruined that place

31/8/2025, 5:04:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:59:20 AM | 1597 370 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Cubs win. Yay.

31/8/2025, 3:35:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Watching Hard Knocks in the open garage after a Hawkeye win? I’ll take it.

31/8/2025, 2:51:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This version…I’m choking on my laughter youtu.be/xanNgBqNetA?...

31/8/2025, 1:28:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In heaven there is no beer That’s why we drink it here!

31/8/2025, 1:26:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently Mike Wazowski (heh) has never heard of the Munenori Kawasaki bananas cramp avoidance plan. Monkeys never craps. Arigato.

31/8/2025, 12:42:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was a BIG drive for my favorite Hawkeye Gennings Dunker!!! Number 67 in your play books. Number 69 in our hearts.

31/8/2025, 12:23:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

I wish Big Ant Herron was on color for this game.

31/8/2025, 12:21:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you find some kind of peaceful “me” time tonight or tomorrow. But at least you’ll sleep better knowing a lot of those questions are answered.

31/8/2025, 12:13:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I prefer my Jennifers moist. Nice job, little buddy. 17-7 Iowa.

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30/8/2025, 11:44:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Kirk Ferentz Iowa team on fourth and goal at the two just threw the ball and scored!? My brain is melting.

30/8/2025, 11:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly tho, I feel for my guy Bob.

30/8/2025, 11:38:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

Insurance being helpful?

30/8/2025, 11:38:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent

This Week In Baseball would work too. WGN and ESPN used to air the old black and white “Home Run Derby” episodes, when I was in 6th grade it was always on from 3:30-4:30.

30/8/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rookie Of The Year? Back in the day WGN would have shown one of those “In The Heat Of The Night” two hour specials.

30/8/2025, 11:32:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

It’s an especially silly thing for him to say when the only reason the movie got made was because George Harrison put his hand in his own pocket to pay for it… because… the studios weren’t interested!

30/8/2025, 9:19:43 PM | 1498 276 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

With the color scheme and the font of the numbers if you squint it looks like Iowa is playing LSU. If you have 20/20 vision and look at the score it also looks like Iowa is playing LSU.

30/8/2025, 11:30:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Let’s try that again.

30/8/2025, 11:30:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kris Armstrong (@krisarmstrong1.bsky.social) reposted

Wait. Iowa scored 3 points in the first half vs Albany? Albany? Lmao, Iowa is paying them $1.5m for this game.

30/8/2025, 11:07:13 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)

Ah the annual summer tradition of discovering that Luis Robert Jr is once again injured.

30/8/2025, 11:01:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shocked, I am truly shocked.

30/8/2025, 10:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view