Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) (@schwarziest.bsky.social) reposted
PSA: The "30 for 30" on the '85 Bears is on ESPN 2 right now.
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view profile on Bluesky Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) (@schwarziest.bsky.social) reposted
PSA: The "30 for 30" on the '85 Bears is on ESPN 2 right now.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
(Gary) Hoosiers
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
@danbernstein.bsky.social cannot wait for Uncle Terry to join you guys and absolutely make my day. Thank you! youtu.be/cmMRoTjCuUU?...
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
It wasn’t their intention but now I have the lyrics for OutKast “Elevators” in my head, and I’d like to bless all of you with the same. You’re welcome. But you should thank @sebhar.bsky.social youtu.be/uqB_UVlhlPA?...
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Of a wild card series! I won’t. Putting this into words on a screen so I can maybe get the jinx mojo going. CLARK ADDISON SAYS THE BREWERS WON’T GO ON A MASSIVE LOSING STREAK TO END THE SEASON.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
This. It sounds stupid on first glance if you haven’t been following this team all year, but absolutely. Slegr nails it. There’s a bit of catharsis in admitting what we are at this point in the season.
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Slegr💣71 (@slegrbombs71.bsky.social) reposted
The worst 21 games over .500 team in MLB history…your Chicago cubs 😂
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Brewers with the night off. I’ll take it. Fly that shit.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Love your pride. You be you.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
“CoLOLrado” -Me Friday night, and again tonight
Robert Downen (@robertdownen.bsky.social) reposted
A bold move given recent protests and the size/weight of a Portillo's Italian Beef
Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Donald Trump is a monster and we desperately want to work with him" is a batshit position to take, it makes you sound like an insincere and feckless empty suit
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "He has no idea what's he's talking about. There is no emergency that warrants deployment of troops. He is insulting the people of Chicago by calling our home a hellhole, and anyone that takes his word at face value is insulting Chicagoans too."
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I heard they’re still struggling to get the president to master the line “putting on the ritz!”
Joe Walsh (@walshfreedom.bsky.social) reposted
Repeat after me: Trump CANNOT deploy the National Guard to Chicago. He does not have the constitutional authority to do so. National Guard troops, outside of DC, are NOT his to command. So Chicago & my home state of Illinois need to tell Trump to fuck right off.
Dan Bernstein (@danbernstein.bsky.social) reposted
Tomorrow on Dan Bernstein Unfiltered, Terry Boers joins us. Don't miss it.
Aisle424 Has Fallen (@aisle424.bsky.social) reposted
This is shit that Veep writers rejected because it was "too ridiculous to be plausible."
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
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ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he talking about THAT “West?”
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
“We’re onto Charlotte”
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
I took classes at Kirkwood too, what the hell was he in?
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a pretty douchey face and I would remember it. Never seen the fucking guy.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the reputable media outlets that have space in the press briefing room aren’t actually real media outlets anymore, they were kicked out because they don’t lick Donald’s asshole like FAUX News, Newsmax, OAN, etc,
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
We will see thirty minutes of rambling vocal garbage and then “I’d love Sharpee to be a government company, the best markers, they draw great hurricane maps in my tiny hands.”
Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted
Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/money/... Happening all over the state and outside. Fuck these guys. The former owners donated to Trump too but the way they’re running their new stations is basura caliente.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
cliffs.bsky.social (@cliffs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Taylor Swift she ain’t.
ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted
The Visit (La visite), by Marie Laurencin, 1916
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Two of my leagues are, the third is a keeper with IDPs. I hate it.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
The tiers of RBs are SO SHALLOW this year.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Sitting in the fourth round of a draft watching people take quarterbacks to start the THIRD ROUND and a constant run on WRs.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Go Horned Frogs. I guess. Wouldn’t normally say that.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Fly it.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
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ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
To those who don’t have to labor tomorrow, but more importantly to those who do. Have a good night. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Fhugo$777 (@zekefromabove.bsky.social) reposted
#MusicChallenge #DebutDazzlers 10 The Smiths Album ~ The Smiths Song ~ What Difference Does It Make? youtu.be/XbOx8TyvUmI?...
The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted
China is rolling out the red carpet for more than two dozen world leaders at two major defense-related events this week. The guest lists, and some notable omissions, are a window into Beijing’s ambitions, alliances and attempts to expand its influence.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
He still thinks Pitbull is relevant. “Dah.”
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Haven’t drafted on a four letter network platform for a long time. So this is a badge of honor.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Should have checked yourself before wrecking yourself, dumb fat orange bastard. Melania is not Edith Wilson, Florence Harding, or Eleanor Roosevelt. Your wife hates you like the rest of us. But I wish she did help. Then an immigrant would be making the calls. Moron.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Pretty sure Kurt Russell saved LA, not a dipshit geriatric who needs three days of rest to play golf because his hand is bruised, his cankles are swollen, and he’s been circling the emotional drain for a year knowing he’s a lifelong loser. Check yourself, dog killer.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Shoutout to my sister @chikahgo on that lost place who ordered a Casey’s brekkie pie to be delivered for me tonight while I was doing stupid guy shit. @kahvich.bsky.social
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Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Pete Hegseth in December on military training: “We’re bringing a war-fighting ethos back to the Pentagon. Everything else that distracts from lethality shouldn’t be happening.”
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Autodraft should be a member of Trump’s cabinet it’s so stupid. Seven players all with the same bye week? Two free agents? Including one that is a FA because he’s under investigation in a pending criminal trial?
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Yeah this “Maverick” takeover of KumNGo? Not a fan. No more member gas discount. No more cash back on purchases at the counter. Prices have gone up. They installed big ugly glass cases full of vape shit and pipes next to the checkout like a run down mom and pop . Kwik Star it is from now on.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously though if we’re all waiting on hell to take someone he’s second in line.
Tron Lebowski (@tronlebowski.bsky.social) reposted
Jazz music? You know what that means? The devils lettuce is being consumed. The devil is being worshipped. SEND IN THE TROOPS
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Jerry Jones is just a troll. Cleaned that up for you, my friend.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Guesting on a podcast while trying to finish a fantasy draft was a bad idea. Also, not eating before I started was an even worse idea.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
The song or the video? Because the latter was what did it for me.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
In that case save her while you can, lol.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they winning is the question.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Not well, to be honest.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Wish FOX would stop tilting the logos.
TeeGee (@writertee.bsky.social) reposted
Same. -Iowan
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly a winning (enough to sate the fanbase) formula!
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah, man, totalitarianism is when people listen to experts. Good talk, always a pleasure to hear from you.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
If they wait until Monday they don’t have to make a corresponding move.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
My streak ended last night. Oh well.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
That is NOT the box my tongue goes into. Dammit Sis! Lol
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Is anyone else able to lucid dream? I’ve had it off and on but the last two nights it’s been bonkers awesome, hard to get out of bed, almost sad when I have to wake up, but still feeling more confident when I leave the house. Anyone else? How do you deal with this?
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Megan. Come on.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
An asset!?
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m all about putting a tongue in a box, but a bag? What the hell is going on?
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Serious deep throat capability.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
“Yeah get the fuck out of here” my sister, @chikahgo before Elmo ruined that place
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Cubs win. Yay.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Watching Hard Knocks in the open garage after a Hawkeye win? I’ll take it.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
This version…I’m choking on my laughter youtu.be/xanNgBqNetA?...
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
In heaven there is no beer That’s why we drink it here!
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Apparently Mike Wazowski (heh) has never heard of the Munenori Kawasaki bananas cramp avoidance plan. Monkeys never craps. Arigato.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
That was a BIG drive for my favorite Hawkeye Gennings Dunker!!! Number 67 in your play books. Number 69 in our hearts.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
I wish Big Ant Herron was on color for this game.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you find some kind of peaceful “me” time tonight or tomorrow. But at least you’ll sleep better knowing a lot of those questions are answered.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
I prefer my Jennifers moist. Nice job, little buddy. 17-7 Iowa.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
A Kirk Ferentz Iowa team on fourth and goal at the two just threw the ball and scored!? My brain is melting.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Honestly tho, I feel for my guy Bob.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Insurance being helpful?
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
This Week In Baseball would work too. WGN and ESPN used to air the old black and white “Home Run Derby” episodes, when I was in 6th grade it was always on from 3:30-4:30.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Rookie Of The Year? Back in the day WGN would have shown one of those “In The Heat Of The Night” two hour specials.
Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted
It’s an especially silly thing for him to say when the only reason the movie got made was because George Harrison put his hand in his own pocket to pay for it… because… the studios weren’t interested!
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
With the color scheme and the font of the numbers if you squint it looks like Iowa is playing LSU. If you have 20/20 vision and look at the score it also looks like Iowa is playing LSU.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Let’s try that again.
Kris Armstrong (@krisarmstrong1.bsky.social) reposted
Wait. Iowa scored 3 points in the first half vs Albany? Albany? Lmao, Iowa is paying them $1.5m for this game.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social)
Ah the annual summer tradition of discovering that Luis Robert Jr is once again injured.
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
ClarkAddison (@clarkaddison.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocked, I am truly shocked.