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Clem Fandango

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created August 21, 2024

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Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Really, really enjoyed the first two films. Looking forward to this.

2/9/2025, 2:37:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't the Tories promise life imprisonment for people vandalising war memorials not so long ago?

2/9/2025, 10:07:26 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

The week after that, Boris Johnson advice on party planning.

2/9/2025, 10:02:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Only a matter of time. www.postnord.dk/en/postnord-...

1/9/2025, 8:05:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

The Admiralty used both names interchangeably from the seventeenth century onwards, irrespective of use. An Admiralty Circular of 1902 pronounced that either name was officially valid. www.flaginstitute.org/wp/uk-flags/...

31/8/2025, 5:19:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Never fails to amuse.

31/8/2025, 2:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't want my kids going anywhere that lot of decidedly dodgy looking characters. They all look as if they are on tag whilst police investigate the photos on their hard drives

31/8/2025, 2:35:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Making those poor boys, who had just lost their mother, walk behind the coffin at the funeral. No wonder they are both damaged.

31/8/2025, 12:25:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn't Liz was it?

31/8/2025, 11:02:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Headline should have read... "Single mother, living on benefits, leaves kids at home to go on holiday with new boyfriend, killed in drink-drive accident".

31/8/2025, 8:34:47 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Only a matter of time (with any luck).

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30/8/2025, 3:30:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm all for this. The sooner the better.

29/8/2025, 2:24:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw it at the cinema. It was ridiculous.. Police station in a village, no checks on phone of the murder suspect. suspect not having access to legal representation. Developer digging up cemetery without reference to anyone. Sorry didn't get chance to watch on TV, would switched off after 15 min.

29/8/2025, 1:59:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Better all round human beings.

27/8/2025, 4:04:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:00:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Has she found her Oyster card yet?

26/8/2025, 4:22:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame they didn't hold the wedding in Liverpool. I'd pay good money to see Kelvin show his face in Liverpool.

26/8/2025, 10:00:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

This a new Reform product to go with the football shirts?

26/8/2025, 9:28:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Christopher Biggins. LMFAO.

26/8/2025, 9:14:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Here are those very socks.

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26/8/2025, 8:03:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm really please to find that link is behind a paywall* *And I have absolutely no intention of shelling out any money whatsoever to read the crap.

25/8/2025, 5:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Now let's see the one hanging from a lamppost.

25/8/2025, 3:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd insist he take away the used product for recycling.

25/8/2025, 1:40:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Empty a catering-size tin of baked beans out of an upstairs window?

25/8/2025, 1:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Give him 30p and tell him to buy himself a slap up meal.

25/8/2025, 1:37:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet there's a non-contact injunction against that.

25/8/2025, 1:37:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, number of immigrants.

25/8/2025, 7:10:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Just watching Ken Burns series on the Vietnam War. Brilliant. Basically, the war ended when the US withdrew and Nixon made lots of promises in writing to come to the defence of S.Vietnam should N.Vietnam invade after the US left. The US then reneged on those promises. The US never change.

24/8/2025, 5:08:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I have noticed lots of St George's flags have "ENGLAND" printed on them now. I suppose this is belt and braces just to be sure they have it the right way up.

24/8/2025, 4:58:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

That's Lucy Connolly who pleaded guilty to an offence under the Public Order Act 1986. A law introduced over forty years ago under Margaret Thatcher's government.

24/8/2025, 11:15:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Can a "journalist" ask him how deportation flights to Afghanistan are going to work. No airline is going to want the reputational damage when the deportees are murdered by the Taliban and I don't see the Taliban wanting RAF planes landing at Kabul, that's if the Air Chief Marshal were to allow.

24/8/2025, 11:10:59 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

And rationing didn't end till half way through the decade. But all they remember* is Macmillan telling them "you've never had it so good". * this is false memory anyway, like when people like Rupert Lowe (born 1957) going on about how "we" won the second world war.

24/8/2025, 10:52:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Brexit was all about racism and immigration. The promise was that as soon as we left the EU we would go back to the "golden era of the 1950s" when "there were no black people". Brexit promoted by a bunch of deluded fascists.

24/8/2025, 7:56:08 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

There wouldn't have been a problem with Marcus Reedus.

24/8/2025, 7:44:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

"What did you do today at work Daddy?" "I stood behind President Trump grinning like a goon whilst he came out with some shit". "couldn't you get yourself a proper job Daddy, like picking up dogshit in the park?"

23/8/2025, 5:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Question 2. Draw a union flag ensuring the drawing shows the flag the right way up.

23/8/2025, 4:54:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

She is going to talk to the Trump administration about the UK's free speech situation. WTF! Do you think the Trump Administration spoke to Putin about Russia's "free speech situation" when they met with him the other day?

23/8/2025, 10:54:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Count Binface has some great policies I could get behind. For example. All Water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it. Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years. www.countbinface.com/manifesto

23/8/2025, 10:51:32 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

The tie isn't long enough and he is hiding his tiny, tiny hands.

23/8/2025, 8:57:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

How many of the union flags had been hung upside down?

23/8/2025, 8:48:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm fed up of having to remind people SHE PLEADED GUILTY.

22/8/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Has she ever been right about anything as opposed to being far right about everything.

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22/8/2025, 11:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't trust him with a crayon.

19/8/2025, 12:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sick to the back teeth of seeing Tory rejects all over my TV screens, but you don't hear me bitching about it.

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19/8/2025, 12:56:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 11:43:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens when you are "ambushed by (too much) cake".

19/8/2025, 7:11:05 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Farage a mini-me Trump. And just like his boss, there's always a Tweet.

18/8/2025, 8:10:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

My guess is that Reform FC in this case is short for Reform Fucking C*nts.

17/8/2025, 10:35:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Peak grifting.

17/8/2025, 10:31:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

When a Tory starts banging on about the Rwanda scheme please ask the simple question "according to you, the Rwanda scheme was unquestionably going to stop the boats, and was only weeks away from being implemented when you lost the election. So why did Sunak call the election six months early?"

17/8/2025, 9:55:28 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 4:55:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks like the type of girl you could take home to met mother. If your mother was Mrs Himmler that is.

16/8/2025, 4:44:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Former Secretary of State for Business and Trade, former President of the Board of Trade, former Secretary of State for International Trade. Oh dear, if only you had been in a position to do something about this. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

16/8/2025, 4:37:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Got to say the reboot of Dumb and Dumber looks crap.

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16/8/2025, 4:27:56 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

This David Frost?

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16/8/2025, 4:21:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 4:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 4:12:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't say you weren't warned! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtU1...

16/8/2025, 4:08:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just a modern day spiv.

16/8/2025, 4:02:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

The bloke who somehow saved Richard Desmond Β£45 million on his tax bill.

16/8/2025, 4:01:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately he thinks he is Shadow Secretary of State for Justice. And even more unfortunately he is.

16/8/2025, 3:59:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. But come on let's see these two barstewards in court.

16/8/2025, 3:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

16/8/2025, 8:34:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

It's worth it just to be able to buy wine in pint bottles (that no one produces). I wave my blue passport (which is really black) at them (made in Poland by a Dutch owned company).

16/8/2025, 8:28:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the guy who Richard Desmond took to dinner and then suddenly saw his tax bill cut by Β£46 million?

15/8/2025, 6:20:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

You have got to be a bit sad if you buy a car in Reform colours.

15/8/2025, 4:21:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL

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15/8/2025, 4:19:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a very good disguise. Everyone knows that red breast with a black bar over the eyes is a male bullfinch.

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15/8/2025, 4:15:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

"Pro-Pedestrian Council".

15/8/2025, 7:10:41 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait to see Ant Middleton stand in the next London Mayoral election. He's going to get such a kicking. 😁

14/8/2025, 6:33:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

What a great idea, walking the tube lines. I love walking in London. This is something I must investigate.

14/8/2025, 6:28:11 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose he's having to do it himself because it must be difficult to get people to do jobs for you when you have history of punching them in the face when they don't perform to your standards.

14/8/2025, 11:24:05 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

When she spoke to Mr S did she tell him she was only Prime Minister for 49 days before her party threw her out (the shortest tenure on record) and her constituency threw her out at the earliest opportunity. And she was the only former PM to lose their seat in a General Election? Thought not.

12/8/2025, 6:16:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Pork Markets

12/8/2025, 5:36:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

If his mouth is moving......... Couldn't have put it better.

12/8/2025, 5:32:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Two words. James McMurdock

12/8/2025, 5:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

"I know I said lock 'em up for longer, just nowhere near why I live!"

11/8/2025, 7:42:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Mass arrests at a protest? What are we turning into? Russia?

10/8/2025, 5:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what the Met Police will think of having to report to a bloke who has a conviction for assaulting Police colleagues?

9/8/2025, 1:24:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

The lock on Melania's bedroom door.

7/8/2025, 12:58:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Do people actually pay him to hear him spout this crap?

7/8/2025, 12:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd happily delegate it to a rabid dog.

7/8/2025, 12:52:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I get distressed every time I have to look at her ugly mush or listen to her whiny voice.

3/8/2025, 9:55:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm convinced Liz was a Boris Johnson plant. Johnson was determined not to go down as the worse Prime Minister in history so conspired to have Truss replace him.

3/8/2025, 4:08:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Hill Street Blues opening credits and theme - GOAT.

3/8/2025, 8:07:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps if she identified as Robert Jendrick / James Cleverly* she might stand a chance of remaining Conservative leader after November. *Delete as appropriate.

2/8/2025, 8:14:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Fred Trump should have used one of those condoms.

2/8/2025, 4:10:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A1...

2/8/2025, 1:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

"He can't write down two zeros without turning them into a pair of tits". www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hW...

2/8/2025, 1:44:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 1:35:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd love to see him as Reform's candidate for London Mayor. He'd get such a kicking in the poll I wouldn't be surprised if he lost his deposit.

2/8/2025, 1:30:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's reply.

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1/8/2025, 11:32:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 9:51:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

It's still on youtube. I just looked it up. It brightened my day.

31/7/2025, 9:45:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Very similar to AH. Adolf said he had no interest in leading his country but had to do it to save the people.

31/7/2025, 9:44:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Just had to check whether or not Francois was still an MP. I'm shocked to see that not only is he still an MP but he's actually shadow minister for defence. FFS

31/7/2025, 9:41:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Just looked up that video. Spot on.

31/7/2025, 9:37:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Did I understand the last few moments of the conversation? The little rat thinks he's going to get back into parliament and lead us to the sunlit uplands.

31/7/2025, 9:34:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

Just been listening to the sniveling Steve Baker on "Reflections" on Radio 4. The little rat is still trying to justify Brexit.

31/7/2025, 9:24:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clem Fandango (@clemfandango66.bsky.social) reply parent

I suggest they plug him in directly to the mains.

30/7/2025, 10:08:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view