Through the misty fog My mind found no clarity. I need a squeegee. #zen #buddhist #haiku
I fix things with more guesswork than Iβll admit. I specialize in broken gear, haunted code, and systems held together with spite and zip ties. I've got red glasses, a beard for insulation, big ass ears, and my lanyard which vanishes from time to time.
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Through the misty fog My mind found no clarity. I need a squeegee. #zen #buddhist #haiku
When I'm showering, The water feels like static. I am not in tune. #imonlyhuman #buddhist #haiku
Insomnia sucks. My memory foam mattress May have amnesia. #notsozen #buddhist #haiku
Looking gorgeous! π
Perfection!
To whom it concerns: Tell Scotty to beam me up! I'm ready to go! #zen #buddhist #haiku
Initializing... A fatal error occurred. Ok? Details please? #techsupport #haiku
Truly worthy of a big bear king πππ
At times, I'm not zen. I'm human, with emotions. Far from perfection. #buddhist #haiku
Awesome job! Looking fantastic! πππ
Give you a really ruff rub down πππ
Can't access this file: You need to be an Admin. ...I own this PC π #techsupport #haiku
Two identities. I've always been of two minds. Ian or Austen? #zen #buddhist #haiku #brickismynickname
My sunglasses are Prescription, I'm not hiding My soul from the world. #zen #buddhist #haiku
The beard is magnificent!!
I can lie and steal, And still be in your graces. How dare I be gay. #zen #buddhist #haiku
You said you'd love me. I didn't know that there were Terms and Conditions. #zen #buddhist #haiku
I'd love to know what else is thick π
Flexibility at its finest π
So versatile πππ
Room 239
You are totally worthy of respect through your hard work, strength, and downright sexiness. You got this, handsome!
Would love to see a full reveal π
Nice, plump, and juicy π
Thirteen years apart. Oh, how we've become strangers. These ties didn't bind. #zen #buddhist #haiku
They say, "know thyself." How, when I can't be alone With my thoughts, pray tell? #zen #buddhist #haiku
Windows 11, Why do you suck so badly? Recall it or burn. #techsupport #haiku
Mom, did you call me? Sorry, my Ouija board broke. Leave me a voicemail. #zen #buddhist #haiku
Radio static. Her name rides a broken note. No station claims it. #zen #buddhist #haiku
Phone buzzes at night. My gut still says it was her. Ghosts have no ringtone. #zen #buddhist #haiku
A slab of prime beef ππ
Meditating now. Slack notification pings. I am become rage. #zenbuddhist #haiku
If no oneβs around, And you say a dumb commentβ Is it still cringe? Yes. #zenbuddhist #haiku #funny
Oh great emptinessβ Wait, did I leave the stove on? Mind, please come back here. #zenbuddhist #haiku #funny
What is their budget on a Ouija Board?
Grunts, moans, and woofs a plenty!! π
Hell yeah, hop on in bro ππ
Love the tattoos and woof what a bod!!
I'm just having fun
Thick and juicy, exactly how I like beef! π
Fwoosh
Beefy perfection! Woof! π
Me? A slut for Star Trek?
The level of beard I aspire to...my hat to you two handsome bears!
Me in the BlueSky Insane Asylum...
Looking hella fantastic ππ
I'd like that dose of Vitamin D ππ
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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the alleged hacker says they've hit 3 universities. they have an ax to grind about the supposed favored status of racial minorities in American society. they also now have essentially acquired lists of people categorized by race www.theverge.com/analysis/703...
Sweet cheeks!
Damn! I agree π
I'll lend a helping hand π
I can't deal with this. Computer, please end program. Computer? Please...now? #techsupport #haiku
Inside you there are two wolves, both are Ruby Rhod screaming:
Smoochably fantastic! ππ
Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
#HappyPride for the next 335 days, too.
All of the above!
Excellent goal to strive for π
Stunning! Gorgeous! ππ
Bring back the 80s and 90s! Discover 5 Linux tools to retrofy your desktop experience. β¨ itsfoss.com/linux-retro-...
Weerrrrrrkkkk! ππ»ππ»ππ»
"I fixed it myself." And broke five more things instead. Boss material. #techsupport #haiku
This is the type of content I'm here for! β€οΈ
Marchers gambled with potential police intervention and fines to participate in the annual Budapest Pride, which was outlawed by a law passed by Prime Minister Viktor OrbΓ‘n's right-wing governing party.
This ~ π―%
I'm sadly American, but oh how I wish I was Canadian!
Hell yeah!
Looking amazing! ππ
All the hands! ππ»
I fucking agree! It's only 10AM and it needs to be 5 already. #girlbye
Some cartoony 3D model #gymbro versions
#wesanderson mode = activated
MUST SEE: Congresswoman Schrier nails conspiracy theorist and unfortunate HHS Secretary, RFK Jr., on the value of vaccinesβand itβs glorious. Schrier also happens to be the first pediatrician in Congress.
Random thought: I think MΓ₯neskin should do a cover of Soft Cell's "Tainted Love"...anyone?...Beuller?
*gasp! I'm glad you didn't π
Very "deep tissue" π
The beard is looking excellent!
Work is always awkward when I have sinus issues. When my allergies flare up, I sound like Bullwinkle the moose. #allergiesfromhell
A TIMELY REMINDER: THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE IN A NUCLEAR WAR Even in a so-called limited nuclear war, billions would die worldwide from nuclear famine caused by lofted debris blocking the sun, causing crops to fail. The only good prescription is prevention. www.rutgers.edu/news/nuclear...
Love the hood! Such cuteness!
All y'all looking cute as hell! ππ
It doesn't get more SATA than this, redd.it/1l678ts
I love the pink! The green is great too!
Lordy, I hope there are tapes. @jenpsaki.msnbc.com
Love those briefs! π
Looking fantastic! π