Will he work for scraps?
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Will he work for scraps?
Now and forever.
Cammy stabs people, right?
Alana Johnston as Cammy
Mike Mitchell as Zangief
Marvel vs. Capcom movie when?
Nothing a little silicone injection wouldn't fix, I guess
After the Clone Saga nothing about Pete's history would surprise me
Answer the question
Does he have the thighs?
If they don't work the car destruction minigame into the plot somehow I'll burn the theater down
You know what fuck it let's do it
The Street Fighter casting is certainly inspired but I have some notes. Raul Julia as M. Bison. Not AI, find a way to resurrect him and let him have this and any other role he wants forever Second, let's see if we can get Austin Butler to do Blanka and get stuck in the role like he did with Elvis
Also, did someone see a picture of Orville Peck and go, well, he wears a mask, so he's already halfway there?
Had to see what the fuss about Hollow Knight was so I started playing. The recoil on your sword strikes is neat and gives some weight and crunchiness to the combat, but it is very much Not My Thing for a Metroidvania. Love everything else, just want fluid combat that doesnt interrupt traversal
EVERYONE IS HERE
Of course, he wasn't literally grilled or else he would have tried eating himself
Gun ownership may be the single “right” the GOP has considered inviolate for over 40 years. That they are willing to even consider denying this right to trans people shows how far they will go to remove their humanity. Fuck these people all around.
Selectively revoking constitutional rights for vulnerable minority groups is a GIGANTIC red flag. The reddest possible flag.
His head keeps making the flag look like a cocktail napkin
Big Natural Winners
There should be an equivalent monster transformation/possession of vegans for eating meat like there is with the Wendigo for regular people committing cannibalism
You're right, let's roll
Look, I'll shitpost with the best of them but even i have my limits
Hate when my momentum defies the laws of physics and slows me down
Foo Foghats
Haha, stupid kids
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, while immensely popular, was overshadowed by the commercial failure of its followup anthology, Pleasant Stories To Tell In The Midday Sun
Foghat You! Black Emperor
Oh you mean the bit about VHS tapes, yeah its crazy, like lost media and all that
You fart?
A sigh of relief A gasp of surprise A fart of anxiety A sneeze of arousal A whistle of rage
Kinda weird how kids are being born that will never see a VHS tape, or a rotary phone, or the pale man that visits you on your 13th birthday and tells you how you'll die (eaten by wolves gang rise up!)
Domino's, which is of course famous for having lines of customers
Oh fuck yeah, Gertie
Hahaha
Send...more...cake
Fuck how did i not see you did the last one lol
Phoenix Downton Abbey
Dharma And Greg And Garland 2 Guys, A Girl, And A Mako Reactor Who's The (Final) Boss?
Hanan Resources
@mrgipson.bsky.social
Search your heart, you know the truth
If you take Frosty the Snowman's hat and turn it inside out and put it on someone it turns them into a mannequin
Self-Medicating Expert?
Science checks out
What would happen if you kept going up to a caterpillar trying to make a cocoon and like, poked at it, and stopped it. Do they keep living as a caterpillar or will they die from not achieving butterfly form or something
If its one of the newer models you can just swallow it whole and it will self-install
Damn fish probably paid him
I mean, it would be weird if they were moving on the ground like cars, right
If this collective wishful thinking works and it happens, can we try bringing back the Seafood Sensation to Subway next please
Okay but have we figured out if they knew why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Smoking Man Simulator where you have to find the darkest part of a room to stand in and give a cryptic monologue
A submersible crewed by highly trained doctors has been shrunk down and injected into the president They're not fixing anything they just wanna see what the hell is going on in there
Technically true
Yucky
Addiction can happen to anyone
He OD'd
I bet if you cut one of his appendages off it would crawl away somewhere into the dark to regenerate a new copy of him
Zero Sugar Trump
@beefanddairy.bsky.social
Skeletally-thin monsters with pale skin are so overdone, let's create some corpulent creatures with rosy complexions, where my big tan freaks at
The only conservative belief in my body is that owning a katana is owning one katana too many and that clearly upsets him judging by his overall look
Awesome, congrats!
you will never be palatable enough for the right no matter how much of yourself you slice away
Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
Happy birthday Bruce I love you!
Hey, are you dumb?
My aunt took me to Ghostbusters 2. I was two years old lol
Can't wait to order the mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, potato chips And the friiiiiiiiiied chicken
Ok i thought we were doing a bit but now im scared for you
Playing fast and loose with the definition of "run" here
But...its already set to a song
I need pizza tonight, its making me cry Don't know what to do, dont know what to do I'm looking for grub, calling heaven above Send me a pizza Send me a pizza Right now Right now
More like man of steal people from their homes and workplaces
@littlecaesars.bsky.social send me a pizza tonight please
This one was visibly bisexual
I bet it was Drowzee
New Missingno lore just dropped
True. But im not sure you can even get a Mr. Mime in the blue version. I think the guy trades you something different in that one but im not sure
You can't give nicknames to traded Pokémon so it would have to have been named Mr. Gay before it was traded
My uncle works at Nintendo and he gave me a Mr. Mime that was bisexual
Praise be 🙏
The old guy in the corner of the bar: "Ayuh, I've seen the Han. 20 feet tall, feathered angel wings the color of midnight, and eyes that shoot laser beams. Some say she's the last thing God created before he fled this reality. Some say she is God."
Come now, my child, if I wanted to shitpost to you, would I be lurking here beside the path in the darkest, dumbest parts of Bluesky?
Pre-war can still get you pregnant
Pelé on a lunchbox I know, I know, its serious
Clue Pineapple Express Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
"Well he's in hell, so we have that" Oh good, theoretical* punishment for being pure evil, I guess I feel theoretically* better too
New clog goofin'
He cant open his eyes because he has cryopod sickness still
*A red-hot wire is inserted into a petri dish containing my blood, the blood leaps out of the dish and extends pseudopods, crawling into a vent* Me: wait a minute I can explain
Actually I could probably smother Swedish Chef with a pillow and feel all right.
This made me think about what muppets I could/couldn't take in a fight, but to be honest regardless of their ability I'm letting them tear me apart out of gratitude for enriching my childhood I'd smile the whole damn time until I died
Pretty sure our cone dip at work is mostly food grade wax
