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radical introversion - ebikes - aquariums - video games - atheism - art - music - exvangelical - mental health awareness - DEI - adhd - he/him - gadgets - views my own 🌈 Milwaukee, WI area - future Canadian Democracy Guardsperson (Wisconsin Div. ~cook)

created October 18, 2023

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googley-eyes truly is timeless ❤️

4/9/2025, 6:08:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*also works with spinach/artichoke dip

4/9/2025, 6:04:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put a non-working camera in the corner with some rusty garden tools so they think it's like a "Saw" movie but we'll never check back so no moral dilemma 👹

4/9/2025, 5:40:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kinda throwing it right in the face of the under-served betamax community 🫤

3/9/2025, 4:48:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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signed a deal with Colbert too

3/9/2025, 2:42:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yikes so she's gonna have to deal with the rats in the catacombs 🤔

31/8/2025, 3:25:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ngl a gold grill would be neat

31/8/2025, 7:19:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mosquito juice mixed with blood (after scratching a fresh bite)

31/8/2025, 6:40:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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these are both compelling arguments.

31/8/2025, 3:39:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that creepy bastard was getting drunk regardless

31/8/2025, 2:16:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unless it's also cold and the rain turns to ice 🤔

31/8/2025, 2:09:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!

31/8/2025, 12:50:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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similar to the godaffi situation

30/8/2025, 4:29:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tiny hands = tiny hand bruises

30/8/2025, 4:28:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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works with bread too!

30/8/2025, 4:26:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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think of the cheese curds!

30/8/2025, 4:05:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If Trump is dead -

30/8/2025, 9:10:38 AM | 459 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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both james dobson and him in the same month would be fantastic

30/8/2025, 3:56:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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smoking some good shit

30/8/2025, 3:54:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"was running, ice cold AC!"

30/8/2025, 4:29:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a favorite dispatcher too. My police/fire scanner is on 24/7 in the background.

29/8/2025, 12:58:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah! She's happy you're there I think.

25/8/2025, 3:33:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What speeds are ideal? My fiber is now 200+ up and down on wifi but spectrum never gave me over 100 down and rarely over 10 up. Sorry to hear you're still dealing with it.

24/8/2025, 10:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so many mosquitos I'm experiencing mosquit-ullucinations 🫥

24/8/2025, 4:01:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The secret submarine division could be 'bay leaf division' since the bay leaf is such a mysterious spice.

24/8/2025, 4:55:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right! I was thinking he'd be in the "Plaground Sector."

23/8/2025, 10:28:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no moral conflict in murdering a mosquito in self defense or even recreationally (bug zapper.) They don't create emotional bonds so nobody misses them and a quick slap/zap is instant and painless. #hottake

23/8/2025, 10:14:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wanting ever bite of cereal crunchy and delicious is not a crime! Start with milk then add a little cereal as needed.

23/8/2025, 4:23:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool homage to RD2!

23/8/2025, 3:49:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like Aladeen without The Supreme Beard

22/8/2025, 4:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...but it turns out his resting bitch face is authentic as fuck."

22/8/2025, 4:34:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully

21/8/2025, 3:29:50 PM | 2309 279 | View on Bluesky | view

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'a person must be on all 4s, like a giraffe, and begin chewing the spinach while still attached to the plant in the wild for it to count as healthy...' 😂

21/8/2025, 5:42:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Victor orban: "I'll give you 5... hundred ... dollars!" Adams: DEAL!

21/8/2025, 8:00:37 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Victor orban: "I'll give you 5... hundred ... dollars!" Adams: DEAL!

21/8/2025, 8:00:37 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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my sister, then 16 and me 14, hit a parked car pulling out of a kohls parking space in the early 90s which was when that song came out 🤔

21/8/2025, 5:38:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the Eric Adam's cash hand-off thing reminds me of old forensic files episodes where they kill the spouse for a $20k life insurance policy.

21/8/2025, 2:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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soul crushing. no complaints about fiber now that it's available here.

21/8/2025, 2:38:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait until u try to cancel...

21/8/2025, 1:28:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my mind immediately raced through the game with all the climbing and the driving the jeep down the twisty marketplace road...gotta replay soon

21/8/2025, 12:14:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my main rain concern has traditionally been for squirrels but perhaps it's time to do a little worrying about birds too...

20/8/2025, 4:02:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔 thinking of the dogs judging, scrutinizing every movement of the toast - up and down their eyes move

19/8/2025, 3:53:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll also note that anyone with first hand knowledge of un-aliving thoughts seems like a good attribute for OT. It kinda puts existence and physical recovery in a perspective that neurotypicals might not understand? 🤔

16/8/2025, 10:36:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do hope to see more alive pet pics when you're ready! Although, during some of my ICU stay, alive vs. not alive wouldn't have mattered as I was detached from reality. I lost my dog 2.5 years ago and I agree it sucks.

16/8/2025, 10:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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according to studies, my brain is 're-wired' cause I often drink coffee less than 4 hours before going to sleep 🫤

16/8/2025, 3:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spent 17 days in the hospital in 2023 and OT people were my favorite. They had a more chill personality than other specialists plus it meant we'd be walking by the the case filled with staff pet pics. 🐶 🙀

16/8/2025, 3:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"dysent-hairy..."

15/8/2025, 5:44:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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may your dreams be filled with blood, murder, and torture and other horror movie wonderfulness!

15/8/2025, 5:36:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cannot stop watching that graph from the Titan docu where the Oceangate ppl plotted the sounds of the hull cracking as it went deeper and showed bigger and bigger spikes with each metre descended... and then pretended it didnt exist because physics hurt Stockton Rush's feelings

14/8/2025, 7:03:58 PM | 840 81 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made progress on my neglected paint by numbers project. I have a shaky history of not putting the last 5% into projects.

Paint by numbers canvas 90% complete next to tablet showing the original
14/8/2025, 11:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But you remembered the diary...you did remember the diary didn't you?

13/8/2025, 5:44:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i like every single thing about this post including the Arby's sauce

13/8/2025, 5:38:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super Mario Bros was amazing and second to none. My friend got the console and i stayed up playing after everyone else fell asleep. For me, duck hunt represented a technological leap with graphics and sound. I'd never played anything like it, even in the arcade at the time. Dynamic duo of games.

13/8/2025, 1:55:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as a console/controller "life-er," I have an implicit bias which projects an assumption of wisdom and sophistication on mouse and key-boarders. "they probably access their games though the C prompt thing instead of GUI..."

13/8/2025, 1:32:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...and since Delilah and I are close now, she said I should still come to the cabin this weekend..."

13/8/2025, 12:43:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No because the killer suffered from #christianpsychosis

12/8/2025, 10:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't listen to them 👆 that's too complicated for now but how about WI tags along cause we have kinda the same speech accent

12/8/2025, 6:59:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been 👎 on Newsome since his unmasked covid party etc. in 2020 but I'll vote for his ass if I need to.

12/8/2025, 6:55:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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absolutely! there's gotta be a few install discs laying around the house - they mail us a few each month.

12/8/2025, 6:32:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and after 4 hours at 13kb/s and 74% complete of the 'awesome 3mb song', the connection drops on napster and we start over

12/8/2025, 6:28:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss bench seats in vehicles

11/8/2025, 3:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 "double crossed by a neon brain" 🎶

11/8/2025, 2:00:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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World of Warships. 5,200 matches and counting

11/8/2025, 12:57:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤬 I'll hold my thoughts

10/8/2025, 10:49:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love Pierro based content. wondering if that is the cat from all the covid era videos? usually seen bobbing its head to music and seen in the middle of this video, which is a fucking banger I'll note. youtu.be/MXizw7jhi-E?...

10/8/2025, 9:42:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, Enjoy Coke?

10/8/2025, 7:16:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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which is super weird

10/8/2025, 6:59:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You: No, I'm proud of unnecessary back pain

10/8/2025, 6:04:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please stop shaming me with that spotless bong

10/8/2025, 6:01:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have weed and banana bread 💆

10/8/2025, 5:59:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been planning to get comfortable boots for walks, lighter than my snow boots but more robust than shoes. Those are what I need.

10/8/2025, 4:52:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True (I've never been married but I like to 'feel' divorced)

10/8/2025, 3:11:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can your AI wife be the primary breadwinner since your Alpha Facebook profile can only earn Beta wages?

10/8/2025, 3:09:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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although I did just look at the box and sure enough green puke, before I looked, I craved Billy Joe firehose-style puking on someone with a "maga agenda" tshirt. 🤮

10/8/2025, 2:46:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My plants think I'm a dick/bully cause I put them outside for rain and it hailed. 😬

9/8/2025, 11:01:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"the enemy of my enemy also happens to be my enemy"

9/8/2025, 4:37:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I love Sia Chandlier too!

9/8/2025, 4:19:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How it hits: Brightly colored reds, yellows and blue Price is Right doors begin opening as harp music plays. Xylophone C note at 6 beats per second begins banging out - a big win. An old battered wooden table appears with a filled glass container marked cyanide. Rod Roddy shouts,"A NEW JAR!"

9/8/2025, 3:25:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it healthy for my 14 and 15 year olds to never leave the house?! #skyfishsky

1 orange goldfish and one pearl goldfish in a fish tank
9/8/2025, 2:47:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see craigslist has quite a few listed regionally too...🫤

9/8/2025, 1:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brava!!

9/8/2025, 12:03:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very cool. I live in a city which was once home to a village of 1500 Ho Chunk and info about them at the library etc is embarrassingly sparse.

8/8/2025, 11:38:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know totally kidding and I don't think about them either, except to ridicule maga in my mind.

8/8/2025, 11:35:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is lifted verbatim from an 80s Tom Selleck western! (I made that up)

8/8/2025, 11:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's thinking "they're spreading chemtrails" 😂 Also, we need to normalize taking cats for adventures, not just dogs.

8/8/2025, 11:31:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A friend and I hitch-hiked 10ish miles as teens in ~'94. As is customary, rusty camero.

8/8/2025, 11:28:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'A' list celeb if ya ask me. u were one of my first follows here when I found an invite code!

8/8/2025, 11:09:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love watching ebay purchases meander through the us mail

8/8/2025, 11:04:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my apologies for adding a follow 🙃

8/8/2025, 10:55:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I peeled off the super toasty top with sesame seeds plain, cause it was so good, then had excessive amounts of butter on the rest. 😏

8/8/2025, 10:53:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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call Sebastian from "cart narcs"

8/8/2025, 10:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I overtoasted bread the other day and it was fantastic. I could put all of those to good use!

8/8/2025, 10:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a cool evolutionary...thing!

8/8/2025, 10:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I see in context. The best kind of necklace.

8/8/2025, 10:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extra snacks mandatory!

8/8/2025, 10:12:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#MDW or minimum daily walk I call it. Some days it's once around the block but most days ~20 minutes.

8/8/2025, 9:35:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Partial albino genetically? Beautiful large gal.

8/8/2025, 9:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There she is! Such cool and docile creatures.

8/8/2025, 9:31:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure the medical term is "wobble-heads" and yeah scrunchy face and...like not cute so the lie is not believable. Fun fact: my ~16" ball python Poncho escaped and lived in a duffel bag under my bed for 2 months in 1999. Slender but fine.

8/8/2025, 9:29:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and would like to show off a blurry phone pic of their family member's new baby

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