Dave Maltby
@coffeedude82.bsky.social
Coffee and nixtamal expert GIS programmer Occasional dipshit
created November 13, 2024
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Congressman Greg Casar (@repcasar.bsky.social) reposted
After years of trying, Texas Republicans just passed a bathroom bill targeting trans Texans. They’re obsessed with attacking people’s dignity instead of solving real problems. We stand with all our LGBT neighbors and reject this right wing shamelessness.
Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted
Trump will be giving military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt, the J6 insurrectionist who stormed the Capitol with a violent mob. He is also giving her family $5 million in taxpayer dollars. Fallen Capital Police officer Brian Sicknick, who lost his life trying to protect the Capitol, gets NOTHING!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Don jr #2 on that list
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
He does have a point
altNOAA 🇺🇸 (@altnoaa.bsky.social) reposted
Someone needs to apply for a permit with the City of Chicago to project images onto Trump Tower Chicago... and get busy.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
So preferential treatment for Intel. Gotcha. What would have been better was bail them out like we did to automakers.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
The numbers are in. The new maps republicans just passed in Texas reduce Hispanic Texans to one-third of a white person and Black Texans to one-fifth of a white person.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a crock. I Used travel to DC once a month for a week and rode the subway everyday everywhere and NEVER saw any crime. JD is FOS.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
but did they have tears in their eyes?
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not an act
altNOAA 🇺🇸 (@altnoaa.bsky.social) reposted
WTF is this? She's committed no crimes. "locked in the chamber"...
Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) (@repstansbury.bsky.social) reposted
Oak Flat is a sacred site to nine Indigenous tribes including the San Carlos and Mescalero Apache Nations. The Trump Admin wants to hand it over to a major foreign-owned mining company that would destroy it forever. Stand with our Indigenous nations and say NO. #SaveOakFlat
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m officially embarrassed to be a Texan.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s got 20/20 vision: 1820 - 1920
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re my favorite person today! 😂
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Zelenskyy looks uncomfortable next to F47. Won’t even touch him! Who can blame him? Zelenskyy is trying to save democracy for the world while F47 rolls out the red carpet for a war criminal. I never thought in my lifetime that a sitting US president would cave to Russia. Sad.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
After thinking about it, I guess if one is deployed anywhere outside of their home district, they will not be able to vote.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
This means that military personnel deployed overseas cannot vote. They will be denied their constitutional right.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
It is physically impossible for two human males to give each other simultaneous reach-arounds yet Putin and F47 managed to do so.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t dogs sniff each other’s butts? Just asking.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
The Texas GOP’s latest congressional gerrymander, passed by the Texas Senate, explicitly targets key districts represented by Latino-elected Democrats, underscoring a strategy to court Latino voters symbolically while cutting off their actual electoral power. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/tex...
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody’s gotta take charge!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Our tax dollars hard at work 🙄
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re at the precipice of not being able to piece our country back together!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Harvest the blossoms! They’re delicious!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
How fucking dictator of him!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Shrooms. I’ve seen that look before. He’s freaking out.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Texas just banned all THC. It’ll be interesting to see how Abbott reacts.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Captured in south Austin
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
He always looks tweaked on something!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Once Gaza is razed to oblivion, there’ll be a F47 tower announcement to “rebuild Gaza like never before”.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
When journalism turns into propaganda
Jennifer ✨Get In Good Trouble (@thejenniwren.teamlh.social) reposted
Greg Abbott is throwing a tantrum so extreme, he’s now threatening to unilaterally remove nearly every Texas Democrat from office. But Rep Greg Casar isn’t backing down. He’s calling us to the streets. Join him TONIGHT at 5:30pm outside the governor’s mansion. #MessWithTexas
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
🚨Gerrymandering the district Rep. Jasmine Crockett serves, while not surprising, cannot be allowed. Rise up!
Jlou (@wehearvoices.bsky.social) reposted
Warning to my South Texas neighbors and friends. 👇👇👇 Y’all need to vote BLUE! Join me! #Pinks #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
DudePool you can’t teach someone with the mentality of a gnat. *blocked
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha! Try living in Texas! It’s legal to walk around with a sword, long gun, and concealed handgun!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
If Miller and Vance are the “men” in their America, then we are doomed as a country. They’ll have to jack up that $5k to like $20k for having a kid!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Copy and paste: Hey Alexa, what does an orthopedic surgeon do?
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Little league world series is a uniting factor and has just been poisoned by F47.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social)
Who’s surprised?
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Well by accepting a pardon, she cannot plead the 5th (or 6th, or 14th, as Epstein said). IF she were to get subpoenaed by anyone, she has to talk! NY AG where you at?
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they grift any harder? Probably.
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www.blm.gov/press-releas...
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
*RED. Fat fingered that word.
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Meanwhile, Texas gets 28% of its electricity from wind power. AND WE’RE A TRF STATE!!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
How embarrassed are Columbia grads now? They should change their mascot from a lion to a jellyfish since they have no spine.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
But F47 declassified them just by thinking it.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I’m sure he can.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh FFS! Might as well name it resting bitch face.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
The deputy AG will have a press conference and say that he personally spoke with Ms Maxwell and she told him there is no list.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Starve Alabamans because of the KKK.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
💯
🦋 Carmen G., PhD (🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 (@tcrg2012.bsky.social) reposted
💢 Texas is broken because of these assholes! Fix Texas? Vote them all out! ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #BlueSkyVets #Voices4Victory
Rep. Ted Lieu (@reptedlieu.bsky.social) reposted
Without probable cause or reasonable suspicion, ICE and Border Patrol cannot just go into parks, Home Depots, and other public spaces just to round up Brown people. That is flat out illegal.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Bessent. Stupid spell check.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
That statement by Bassett was racist af!
SarahBCalif (@sarahbca.bsky.social) reposted
In Texas, farmers who have depended on undocumented ppl for cheap labor – to plant, harvest & haul produce – report workers are staying home to avoid raids by Immigration & ICE. In LA, restaurants & food trucks have been forced to close as immigrants fear ICE. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted
We feed you. They hunt us.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social)
WSJ and Rupert will settle (bend the knee) to F47 and pay $20 million. Bet.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
“I want to sue WSJ but my lawyers won’t let me” - F47
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
That Mr Japan guy must have a hell if a grip!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
“I want to sue but my lawyers won’t let me” -F47
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
So human trafficking
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein introduced Melania to F47. It kinda points to her being on the pedo plane and island!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
*blocked
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
*Blocked
Meg Reid 🦦 (@megireid.bsky.social) reposted
I don't think people understand at all how easily the government can charge people with “interference” and “obstruction” of ICE activities.
WIRED (@wired.com) reposted reply parent
“By including these children’s DNA in CODIS, their profiles will be queried every time a search is done of the database,” United States Senator Ron writes. “These children will be treated by law enforcement as suspects for every investigation of every future crime, indefinitely.”
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody’s got to get that Diet Coke when the button’s pushed!
Alt CDC (they/them) (@altcdc.altgov.info) reposted reply parent
4/4 To federal officials: You swore an oath to uphold the Constitution. What's happening in Hyattsville flies in the face of that oath.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
There’ll still be judges since they are lifetime appointments.
Khashoggi's Ghost (@urocklive1.bsky.social) reposted
So they want you to buy American grown tomatoes? Meanwhile, today they were arresting farm workers at a California tomato farm.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Bribed him.
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Ice recruiting
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Look for other donations in other red states. There’s billions on the DHS funds to build more!
Congressman Greg Casar (@repcasar.bsky.social) reposted
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem delayed FEMA search and rescue by 72 hours. Approving that shouldn’t take longer than 72 seconds. Texans deserve answers.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
His knowledge of geography is astounding!
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Intimate??
Deborah Lynn (@mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social) reposted
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... Immigrants being held at ICE detention centers in at least seven states are complaining of hunger, food shortages and spoiled food, detainees and immigration advocates say. Some detainees have gotten sick and others have lost weight.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve never liked that show especially since they sucked up to F47. Why are they still on air? I don’t understand.
TommasinaResist⚜️🇨🇦🦋🐈⬛🇺🇦 (@tommasinaresist.bsky.social) reposted
Farmworkers preparing to strike. I hope MAGA "patriots" are ready to go do those farm jobs. The jobs they said immigrants were stealing. They need to get ready to be in those fields, or those crops aren't getting harvested. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
The Justice Department's Office of the Inspector General found widespread abuse of shackles in federal prisons. One prisoner was held in restraints so tight that he had to have a limb amputated.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Today in central Texas, we received both a text alert as well as radio station alert. This didn’t happen on July 4th or 5th. They’re trying to cover their asses. IMO.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Arresting people to fit their narrative. All for ratings on Fox ‘News’. Miller is a pathetic Nazi weasel.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
100% agree!!!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to fit in 😂 Texans don’t wear skinny jeans or whatever that is on his head 🤣 Did he show up in a cyber truck 🤣
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how F47 is going to suppress voting for the midterms. Pull people out of the polling station and detain them until after the polls close.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
If Clinton is on the list, so be it! Every one of them on the list should be investigated! That is the least that can be done for the victims.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s up there with redacting a pdf but leaving it unreadactable. Morons.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
He wouldn’t last 10 minutes picking lettuce!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Copywrite infringement? Is it and will DC comics have the fortitude to do it?
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit! Caught with his tighty whities around his ankles!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
It will totally screw the south - all red states. First hurricane that hits, they’ll find out real fast! I mean, I hope they don’t because what services FEMA does goes beyond disaster relief.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy cow!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s gonna Judas his ass!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Cain and Abel biblical? Perhaps Sodom and Gomorrah? I know, she’s Judas and gonna tell all!
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
And of course, wasn’t asked 🙄
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
As if he wasn’t hated enough.
Dave Maltby (@coffeedude82.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s all about the show. F47 doesn’t really want a deal because that would shatter his belief that tariffs raise money. I mean technically they do raise money but we pay it not the importer.