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collapsey

@collapsey.bsky.social

Musician and artist in Nashville. Gay. He/him.

created December 10, 2024

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Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Centrist Dems have an ugly Islamophobia problem! I don’t think Dems were engaging in this level of bigotry even in the height of the buildup to the Iraq War!

29/6/2025, 5:24:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Wyman (@patrickwyman.bsky.social) reposted

Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.

29/6/2025, 3:17:52 PM | 6039 1063 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Radmad (@radmad.bsky.social) reposted

If five years as an elected official preceded by five years of work in politics including being a literal campaign manager is defined as "lacking experience" then there is no possible floor that will satisfy anyone over the age of 45.

29/6/2025, 9:08:47 AM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

People just say shit lol

29/6/2025, 2:01:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

People who use the clown emoji will never see heaven

28/6/2025, 5:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m blaming the K Hive with no evidence

28/6/2025, 4:57:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GOT ME SUSPENDED

28/6/2025, 4:46:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democracy Now! (@democracynow.org) reposted

Bill Moyers, the one-time press secretary for President Lyndon Johnson who went on to have a long and distinguished journalism career, has died at age 91.

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26/6/2025, 9:17:40 PM | 361 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

I really don’t understand the love for KBJ’s opinions. She’s a complete non-entity. She does not matter. I don’t care if she writes well, she’s writing the dissents! She’s losing! It’s giving participation trophy.

26/6/2025, 7:41:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Friend of mine and I both skipped our reunion and hung out together all weekend, and SHE PLANNED THE THING lol

26/6/2025, 6:11:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

You’d look cute in them antlers

26/6/2025, 5:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Partner just took the cutest photo of Penny so I had to share!

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26/6/2025, 4:08:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I got sassy with them one time on my lunch break lol

26/6/2025, 3:25:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

They (pundits, consultants, operators) hate Zohran for his simple sincerity. There is a type of person so deeply cynical (even moreso than me!) who cannot conceive of someone running on things they believe in to help the city that they love.

26/6/2025, 3:24:40 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Raining (@kenraining.bsky.social) reposted

Raise your hand if you were a manager before 33. 🙋‍♂️

26/6/2025, 4:25:06 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmhmm yeah for sure

26/6/2025, 3:04:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

God damn this is about the corniest attempt at a clapback I’ve gotten yet on this site

26/6/2025, 4:01:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

The tech bros assume there's massive fraud and abuse in government because that's how they do it at their work. It's all projection.

26/6/2025, 2:39:13 AM | 119 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

They tried to let Buttigieg steal Iowa with a bs app his own campaign was involved with!

26/6/2025, 2:40:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Georgia DiPirro 📎 (@georgiadipirro.bsky.social) reposted

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! “Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of Culver City, CA church. Community Coalition helped family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. 20 years, loved in the community. “Hardened criminals" - my ass.” Credit: The Shallow State

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25/6/2025, 8:29:04 AM | 338 176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Inez Felcher

25/6/2025, 11:54:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Weigel (@daveweigel.bsky.social) reposted

Bill to me just before this interview: "If Kamala Harris had talked about affordability with the same passion and consistently that Mamdani has, she would have won the 2024 election."

25/6/2025, 3:27:19 PM | 345 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted

Please share your favorite Zohran crash outs here. Thank you in advance.

25/6/2025, 4:15:03 AM | 2552 407 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie (@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social) reposted

We did it, Zo

25/6/2025, 4:04:27 AM | 327 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a big fan of DS and Durga and Cowboy Grass just doesn’t do it for me. Too sweet and not grassy enough! Dirty Grass by Heretic or The Soft Lawn by Imaginary Authors are both far superior. Love Bistro Waters, Coriander, Radio Bombay, Bowmakers

25/6/2025, 2:40:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cope and seethe

25/6/2025, 2:08:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Trageser (@stephentrageser615.bsky.social) reposted

Greatly appreciate Amanda making time to get in touch with Lee Roberts about the closing of The Boro. Though it's a 45-minute drive from Nashville, tons of current and former folks in and around Nashville music have spent time there over the past four decades.

24/6/2025, 6:01:13 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

“Experience” lol

20/6/2025, 5:33:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

ET is a monster movie! I hate that thing!

20/6/2025, 4:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that

20/6/2025, 1:48:02 PM | 11295 2195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

👽💥

19/6/2025, 5:44:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

This fucking sucks

19/6/2025, 5:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cosmogramma literally changed my life haha

19/6/2025, 4:08:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

It was stupider!

19/6/2025, 1:27:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

A friend of a friend’s dad was on business at a resort in the Caribbean and this fella swam up to him and kept hounding him to go back to his room “for lunch” and the swimmer was Bruce mf Springsteen. That should be the movie.

19/6/2025, 12:18:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jillyfromthehilly.bsky.social (@jillyfromthehilly.bsky.social) reposted

Adriana Smith did not give birth to a baby. She was used as an incubator, cut open, and a baby was taken out of her lifeless body. A Black woman was used as a science experiment.

18/6/2025, 1:58:40 AM | 5543 1742 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

No

18/6/2025, 11:40:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Abundance!

18/6/2025, 11:36:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Aronoff (@katearonoff.bsky.social) reposted

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

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18/6/2025, 8:14:49 PM | 16800 6818 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted

One bright spot for trans people in Montana: Today's SCOTUS decision does not touch Montana. That's because Montana overturned its gender affirming care ban through the state Supreme Court. States are allowed to have protections that go beyond the US constitution, and thus that ruling is unaffected.

18/6/2025, 9:12:08 PM | 2444 388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

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18/6/2025, 8:37:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Think I saw what you’re referring to

18/6/2025, 8:14:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame

18/6/2025, 5:13:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Satire is not dead

18/6/2025, 4:05:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

The federal government imposing a stop work order on Trevor project for the national 988 suicide hotline on the same day that the Supreme Court greenlit a ban on care despite the risk of suicide sends a clear message: The United States government officially wants trans youth to kill themselves.

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18/6/2025, 3:05:06 PM | 1222 459 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted

The anti-abortion movement and what it has wrought is more horrifying than any horror movie. It is a rejection of the dignity of life and a mockery of human wellbeing

A screenshot of a post in the r/TwoXChromosomes subreddit of an article from The Mirror. The post’s title is “Baby of brain-dead woman on life support is born weighing less than 2lbs.”
17/6/2025, 10:30:14 PM | 7979 1966 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Prayers down!

17/6/2025, 11:05:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

15/6/2025, 2:56:55 PM | 17442 3843 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Red Tickseed (@redtickseed.bsky.social) reposted

say it every year but i love the smell of tomato leaves

15/6/2025, 11:24:58 AM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradford Pearson (@bradfordpearson.bsky.social) reposted

when people dismiss Texans or Floridians and say “they voted for this!” remember that this is the reality

14/6/2025, 11:43:09 PM | 60 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Source?

15/6/2025, 1:19:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zito (@zeets.bsky.social) reposted

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

14/6/2025, 5:09:32 PM | 22432 5770 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas I-G (@thomasig.bsky.social) reposted

To think that the North American World Cup was meant to be the *least* problematic out of those from 2018-34.

12/6/2025, 8:03:28 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

No

12/6/2025, 7:42:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

I’ll say it. Pet Sounds is a bit of a slog.

12/6/2025, 4:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

Two images of Zohran. On the left is the original from the campaign which shows a close cropped beard. On the right is a version used by Cuomo’s SuperPAC with an artificially longer, darker beard.
12/6/2025, 2:28:46 PM | 11727 2876 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha I used to work with him in Nashville! Nice guy!

11/6/2025, 4:04:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Brace run this account?

11/6/2025, 3:45:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

We feed you. They hunt us.

11/6/2025, 5:05:34 AM | 35048 15002 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Natasha Devon (@natashadevon.bsky.social) reposted

If you hate Greta Thunberg it’s because she, unlike you, refuses to look away. It’s because she’s doing what we all should be, actually. She’s holding up a mirror to our hypocrisy, complicity and complacency. You don’t actually hate her. You hate yourself.

10/6/2025, 11:23:06 AM | 979 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

What in the rich white lady is this

9/6/2025, 10:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

lol it’s beyond parody now on here! Let Cole have her lil flowers!

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9/6/2025, 12:06:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

GIRL

8/6/2025, 5:48:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, these people

8/6/2025, 5:09:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony D. Herrera (@aherrera.bsky.social) reposted

Today on the phone my dad was making the case that if dogs had human hands they wouldn't be loyal at all. If dogs had hands we would finally see them for who they really are.

7/6/2025, 4:53:54 PM | 95 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Forget the cat I’m lookin at them Utz fried dill pickle, the best damn chip in America!

5/6/2025, 10:50:48 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hypervisible (@hypervisible.blacksky.app) reposted reply parent

There is a precedent.

5/6/2025, 8:26:46 PM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Could god make a vuvuzela so long he couldn’t hear its menacing honk? Makes you think

4/6/2025, 8:49:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Cynthia seen rending her clothes, wailing to the moon, sending a SWAT team

4/6/2025, 3:07:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ratio

3/6/2025, 9:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

That means we’re gonna get legal weed and universal healthcare right? Right? Oh, no, just the xenophobia? Ok I guess.

3/6/2025, 4:43:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

2/6/2025, 12:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends

1/6/2025, 11:55:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

People are weird as hell about drugs and drug users.

1/6/2025, 7:52:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I worked for a division of a division of Google’s AI in a scammy remote gig they offered here, and we were tasked with scoring the AI’s responses to prompts, but accuracy was not to be factored in, merely whether it approximated the correct ~type~ of answer.

31/5/2025, 12:52:37 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

****** ***** has the most unhinged fan base on earth, and I’m including the Pope.

31/5/2025, 12:47:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

If they haven’t burned down your house already, run

31/5/2025, 12:33:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Unironically it’s this and Say So; honorable mention to Kiss From a Rose and Hey Ya

30/5/2025, 9:35:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Coward! I’m a huge fan and this is a giant turd of a statement.

30/5/2025, 8:25:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Please and thank you

30/5/2025, 4:42:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

First you win, then….!

29/5/2025, 11:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

“Principled” lol

29/5/2025, 11:15:55 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

If every manifesto is the same to you, try reading past the title!

28/5/2025, 10:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

All things are the same actually! The universe is one annoying totality!

28/5/2025, 10:26:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

There are these two guys that have been doing this shtick for years. They’re both in bands and one of them does production stuff too, and every week there’s like a “dudes hear smells like teen spirit for the first time!” out and I’m like at least try to lie believably!

28/5/2025, 9:52:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

What are we even doing here

28/5/2025, 7:04:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he’s from a wealthy family, and we’re an oligarchy

28/5/2025, 5:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Just pre-ordered! Thank you for taking my stupid dollars!

28/5/2025, 3:31:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

I love this

27/5/2025, 8:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it’s funny

27/5/2025, 7:32:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Hate a diagonal! Thats why driving in DC gives me panic attacks haha

27/5/2025, 5:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Any other honorable mentions? I’m genuinely curious!

27/5/2025, 4:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Yas! YAS!!

27/5/2025, 3:44:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on

25/5/2025, 10:38:43 PM | 13983 2436 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted

shocked to hear that “...AI chatbots have had no significant impact on earnings or recorded hours in any occupation" based on a study of 25,000 workers at 7000 companies by the National Bureau of Economic Research www.nber.org/papers/w33777 fortune.com/2025/05/18/a...

Study looking at AI chatbots in 7,000 workplaces finds ‘no significant impact on earnings or recorded hours in any occupation’
23/5/2025, 8:55:34 PM | 2119 549 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture collapsey (@collapsey.bsky.social)

Donut receipt

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