When I saw that square on my BINGO card, I knew that was gonna be the winner.
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When I saw that square on my BINGO card, I knew that was gonna be the winner.
President Trucker Hat
I’m sure there’s a lot of cool stuff going on this weekend, but sitting between the #HartPlazaFountain and the #DetroitJazzFest main stage on a perfect summer night, I’d say I’m within a five foot radius of the place to be right now. Bring on Branford.
Priveledged to be part of the crew bringing you the season premiere of NBC Sports’ Big 10 Saturday Night and the dawn of Michigan’s Bryce Underwood Era. Hope you enjoy the game.
Priveledged to be part of the crew bringing you the season premiere of NBC Sports’ Big 10 Saturday Night and the dawn of Michigan’s Bryce Underwood Era. Hope you enjoy the game.
Sometime in the early 80’s, one of my teachers told us World War III would be between The Haves and The Have Nots. Looks like he nailed it.
When Trump dies, the World will celebrate.
Is he dead yet?
#TwoStateSolution
Is it a collapse, or a violent takeover?
Take out the Trash!
Wow, I thought I was dark.
Why are we letting a bunch of geriatrics ruin the world
Vladimir and Estragon!!
Time for another exciting round… (Cue the music) Is!! He!! Dead!! Yet??!!
President Trucker Hat talking about how great the gilded office looks is the new definition of Irony. @merriam-webster.com
First they came for my political enemies, and I did nothing, because I never read that poem.
The ONLY reason that orange piece of shit is still in office is because the DOJ has a long standing policy that the optics of arresting and trying a president are worse than having a criminal president. Prove me wrong.
Hi, I’m the poster child for Don’t Take A Job You’re Over Qualified for. This is a public service announcement reminding you to Never Take A Job You’re Over Qualified for. #HateMyLife
What was your favorite Trump lie today?
Anyone who doesn’t believe trump is a pedophile by now, has also seen Citizen Kane all the way through and still doesn’t know what Rosebud is.
¡Es mejor morir de pie que vivir de rodillas!
¡Es mejor morir de pie que vivir de rodillas!
Conduct Unbecoming: The story of Donald Trump
Unbecoming of A Leader is literally the title of his biography.
I’m only a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony away from the EGOT. 🤞
Omg, I love her. And the cow.
- independent DOJ - oversight/ethics standards for SCOTUS (can’t believe I have to say that.)
Also, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to make some “laws” that would prevent this from happening again. Like… - Mandatory: let’s see your tax records (yes, even if you’re under audit. No fucking difference.) - criminal convictions means you can’t run - can’t run your business from the oval.
Just get him the fuck out of there already. Jesus.
AND WHAT DOES THAT MATTER??? WTF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? WHO IS GOING TO STOP HIM? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO STOP HIM? IS THERE A PLAN? ANY PLAN? ANY LEADERS TO LEAD THE PLAN? looks like we are f'd.
That sums up his entire time in office. And his adult life.
JD Vance must be completely inept, or why else would they still back that pedophile?
Could’ve put the Red Coats in there, but not quite the same.
Do Not Question The Supreme Leader!
“There is no list, but a lot of democrats are on it. There aren’t any republicans on the list that doesn’t exist, but it’s chock full of Dems. Trump is not on the list that doesn’t exist because we deleted him from it. If there had been one.”
Have you ever noticed how much Trump sucks?
Can’t wait to hear idiot republicans try to explain their way out of defending this asshole.
President Pervy Pants:
Thank you!
How long until his dementia is so bad that only the maga-est of magas will be able to deny it? I’m talking about the magas that are so far up his ass they live in his bowels.
Here we are:
Screw you guys. Hate you guys.
That’s a rockln’ folk song! Stephen Stills is one of the world’s underrated guitarists.
President Sharpie
But full swing, like a baseball bat.
Is it weird that I want to slap him upside his head with a shovel?
I’ve had this idea for a tv show for a long time. It’s called Truth Serum. Politicians hooked up to lie detectors answering questions on tv. The viewers see the graph. It’s not admissible in court, but the people will know.
I wish her well. - Donald Drumpf
Does anyone know when the next First Lady Melania Trump Jobs Report comes out? Thanks, and heil in advance.
Good thing we already have Project 2029, written by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Co.
Just take him to a beach, bury him in the sand up to his neck, and paint his head like a soccer ball.
He’s not a person.
Dumber’n a box of rocks.
Does anyone know when the next First Lady Melania Trump Jobs Report comes out? Thanks, and heil in advance.
Bob Marley: So much trouble in the world. Me: ikr?
Exactly 💥 🤬
History will not be kind.
Make America Gilded Again
Vote early, vote often!!
On the one hand, I want him to drop dead. On the other hand, if he finishes his term, he’ll find out what people really think of him when he’s no longer eligible for re-election.
Hashtags from the past: #SmiteHimDown !!
Holy shit! Where is that?
Tag, you’re it!
Dude’s a PEDOPHILE.
Trump has BRAGGED about sexually molesting women, has BRAGGED about walking through the locker room of a TEEN beauty pageant, talked about what a swell guy Jeffrey Epstein is, and his love for women on the “younger side,” AND YOU STILL WONDER IF HE WENT TO EPSTEIN’S ISLAND AND RAPED UNDERAGE GIRLS??
There should be a whole separate category of Beer Sports. Curling Golf Billiards Bowling Oh, and Ice Hockey 🤣
What if you get pissed at Curling?
I wouldn’t congratulate 11 years of dirty pipes.
Kevin, “Those files were run by the…auto pen.” He knows shit we don’t know, and couldn’t even comprehend to comprehend. When you’re as innocent as he is, you can say whatever you want because the truth is what he says it is. He is his own truth. This post makes about as much sense as he does.
He may be destroying the economy, but at least we won’t have health care or education.
Fact check: true.
Make it make sense.
Prezident Trucker Hat. (When you read that, visualize the gleam coming off his one gold tooth.)
Sounds like pure Stephen Miller.
We’ll know in about two weeks…
I hope everyone took a lot of “before” pictures so we can put this place back together when he’s gone.
Can’t release it all, there’s child pornography in there.
Donald Trump belongs in prison. That’s all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I can translate: We can’t release any documents until The Good Orange King, Our Leader and Savior, is removed from such documents, proving his innocence.
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
They need more time to scrub Trump’s name, then they’ll be released.
Leak that shit.
Can’t make this stuff up.
It’s hard to beat someone who’s that good at cheating. But we tried. Or as Randle Patrick McMurphy said, “At least I tried, dammit. At least I did that.” IYKYK
At the very least, it should be an actor who played the part of NORAD Commander.
When I open my eyes, you’re not there. I keep them closed so I can see you clear. or something like that.
I have an important update to this story: Senator Susan Collins has indicated she is concerned.
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Are you suggesting Donald Trump Jr is a fuckface? Because he actually is one, I checked.
Gotta put it on tiktok.
You know what they say…it’s only kinky the first time.
The funny thing about the Coldplay Couple…if they would’ve just stood there and kissed, no one would’ve recognized them (most likely), and it never would’ve made the internet.
I’ll bet it all that Ghislaine wrote it and drew it and asked DonOld to sign it.
Every one of those pictures is fake. 🤣
Rupert Murdoch (if I may paraphrase): “How much proof do you people fucking need?? ‘It’s our little secret.’ You know what the little secret is? It’s little girls. Little under age girls. That’s the fucking secret.”
Because he’s a very low IQ individual.
When I was growing up, there was a wall hanging in our kitchen that said Death By Chocolate. I guess I’ve carried that with me.
Oh come on already. He has NEVER told the truth about ANYTHING.