put my airbuds in, hoping I can soothe myself to sleep with YouTube videos about people who drowned to death while cave diving
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put my airbuds in, hoping I can soothe myself to sleep with YouTube videos about people who drowned to death while cave diving
They’re now screaming the lyrics to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. I think god will forgive me for going full Jigsaw
There’s enough Ambien in my blood I could probably plead this down to manslaughter. Though these skeets are damning
Leaning towards second degree murder
In a hotel room with a loud party next door. Should I be a cop? Or should I simply kill them myself?
Hypercatalexis is the key to all this youtu.be/LDZX4ooRsWs?...
Absolutely essential Millennial history. But also kind of just a 90s house song with skinny jeans youtu.be/ESXgJ9-H-2U?...
well you can tell netanyahu for me that I demand a one-state solution where jews and muslims live together in harmony NOW
I agree with uuuu why are u mad
youtu.be/xsyk-Xmr6wQ?...
My new Tangent is about the first great female rock guitarist's magnum opus "Sexual Personae." Topics include decadence, Rousseau vs Sade, chthonian female nature, and post-woke theories of trans identity—or, how the sexed body constructs discourse. Up now on Patreon.
My new Tangent is about the first great female rock guitarist's magnum opus "Sexual Personae." Topics include decadence, Rousseau vs Sade, chthonian female nature, and post-woke theories of trans identity—or, how the sexed body constructs discourse. Up now on Patreon.
Oh god the idiot bombed Iran
My new Tangent “Daddy Politics" is about the psychodynamic and cognitive-linguistic reasons everyone hates freedom and wants to be vigorously spanked like a bad little girl. Up now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/contrapoints...
I apologize to the Corsican community for my insensitivity
My new Tangent “Daddy Politics" is about the psychodynamic and cognitive-linguistic reasons everyone hates freedom and wants to be vigorously spanked like a bad little girl. Up now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/contrapoints...
this is the best one imo
Free Grok
hypnagogic oneiric hypnopompic
breadt*be is a slur
WE WON
20 years ago
My video “Twilight” has been hit with a copyright claim more than a year after publication, and can no longer be viewed in Canada or parts of Europe. The claim is over short clips of the movie used in the context of a review. I am disputing it on fair use grounds.
yeah
I am glad my senator is trying to negotiate with gulag
“no one could have scripted a video this good without the help of the Cabal” … with haters like these who needs fans
I see now that Trump’s plan all along was to teach us a valuable lesson about the true meaning of Christmas
liberalism has failed, revolution now
yet another win for psychoanalysis against deleuze
the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
So this is just because Mercury is in Pisces right?
Masterful gambit, meme maestro
new video youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...
exactly
My blitz ELO keeps sinking to 300 because of my apparent insistence on playing repeated games of Ambien chess
I just drunkenly ordered a fucking cello
My latest video "CONSPIRACY" now has full English captions lovingly handcrafted by an old Italian carpenter instead of the shitty AI ones.
My latest video "CONSPIRACY" now has full English captions lovingly handcrafted by an old Italian carpenter instead of the shitty AI ones.
look what the globalists did to me
new video youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...
Rendering issues… chances of getting this uploaded before sunset are vanishing. I think one more day, sorry 😭
Posting tomorrow also gives me time to actually watch the video first. Probably a good idea before broadcasting it to a million people.
Ok I’ve slept for 4 of the last 48 hours and the video is done. But with the time it takes to successfully render and upload—it’s time to face the fact that this is a tomorrow video.
Thank god Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate have prepared Gen Z alpha males to die in battle for the annexation of Greenland
2025, Day 1
Can’t be gay without people thinking we’re drunk
I’m gonna need people who aren’t Eartha Kitt to stop singing Santa Baby
Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
My new Tangent “Satanism” discusses satanic panics from blood libel to witch trials to 80s ritual abuse to internet conspiracy theories, as well as the origin of the concept of Satan, and the fairly short history of actual Satanic religions. Up now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/117044...
My new Tangent “Satanism” discusses satanic panics from blood libel to witch trials to 80s ritual abuse to internet conspiracy theories, as well as the origin of the concept of Satan, and the fairly short history of actual Satanic religions. Up now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/117044...
fine I’ll use it
English CCs for my latest video are now up!
NEW VIDEO youtu.be/bqloPw5wp48?...
NEW VIDEO youtu.be/bqloPw5wp48?...
David Brooks: Jordan B Peterson is the most influential public intellectual in the Western world Jordan B Peterson:
We’ve somehow gone from three twitters to no twitters
looking into this
There’s something about black & white chevron
I am a classless society
watch this: https://youtu.be/JBy93QX7ysE
I wish Elon would take a strong dose of psilocybin and spend several hours reading his own tweets. This will be indescribable mental agony, but it will be good for him, and probably good for the entire planet.
Let’s throot
Also covers hotels, highways, limbo, The Backrooms, Spongebob, Wonderland, Spirited Away, The Matrix, im thinking of ending things, Us, source maps, Superliminal, nostalgia, hauntology, Freud, Victor Turner, Mark Fisher, vaporwave, analog horror, and more!
My Tangent on liminal spaces is live on Patreon. You can watch the full 80-minute ramble about low-definition images of hallways now for the low low price of $2, what a deal:
fuck shit how can they tell I’m high
The Higgs boson changed everything for me. It’s never been the same
yikes, pretty problematic of me to assume otherwise
I’m being told this is already a common occurrence SquidwardFuture.jpg
The real danger of AI is it’s only a matter of time till a guy at a party introduces himself as a “prompt artist”
Let’s say hypothetically that she’s crazy like a fool What about daddy cool?
Surely no website with Jack at the helm could ever go downhill
like who the fuck is Dave
Love when phobes don’t know your deadname so they just make one up at random
I got in so much trouble for this tweet and it is so funny how both correct and gentle it is in hindsight.
...and elon liked this tweet. i have no words
Anthony Goldstein, Jewish wizard
The main character has arrived!
No one invite that cartoon squirrel, you know the one
Paul Stanley blocked me for calling him a sad rock n roll clown
Make them wear the hoods again
My ceiling started leaking during the storm today so I instacarted a tarp and put it on the roof and it worked but for how long
instead of “shin” use the more appetizing term “drumstick”
As soon as I get invite codes I’m inviting him and Maya Forstater
a lot of trans people here have fled extreme harassment on Elon’s Twitter, and you represent the vanguard of “just asking questions” transphobia invading the safe space—so you’re being bullied off as a prophylactic measure. Sucks for you, but you can just go back to Twitter
Let that sink out
Elon musk said cisgender is a slur and we all immediately dipped
According to my calculations, without blocking capabilities this app will be unusable in circa 10 hours
I’m addicted to the protocol
great, now I’m addicted to 2 twitters
Just posting
guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
That’s it. That’s the skeet.
yeah Mastodon always felt like being in a discord server with the not-fun kind of anarchists
Taking a break from this app for my mental health. ✌️
that’s super valid
they’re beating ur ass in the quote skeets