This thread vibes with me thinking about 'what might happen if I don't move into a single apartment for my Honours year'.

Self reliance brings joy

Is that not what cops do

So kids above me in my apt building had a pretty good all nighter a few weeks ago. I didn’t call the cops because that was me 40 years ago. I played in a band and living in our apt building must have been a challenge. We were the “after bar party” kings..

If you’re at a hotel with a furcon you should just join in ^^

Hum, decisions, decisions!

I fail to see a difference between these options 🤣

Should join the party.

If you are in a hotel, isn't the expected course of action to call reception and ask them if they can give you another room without noisy neighbors. It would be up to them to decide if it's in their interest to give you another (second) room (for free), enforce silence themselves or call cops.

Leaning towards second degree murder

I think the “leaning toward second degree murder” skeet bumps you up a degree unfortch

There’s enough Ambien in my blood I could probably plead this down to manslaughter. Though these skeets are damning

Don't worry, cops don't use bluesky. It's fine.

Mm hmm nice try officer

They’re now screaming the lyrics to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. I think god will forgive me for going full Jigsaw

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, THEY'RE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

chumbawamba is an explicitly anti fascist band, i would forgive them

put my airbuds in, hoping I can soothe myself to sleep with YouTube videos about people who drowned to death while cave diving

Lovely! It’s so wonderful to know there are others who find cave diving disasters as soothing as I do.

I saw go next door and start an orgy.

Mother is nutty-puttying in her sleep

Use Poweramp to play white noise and Youtube or VLC for whatever else. That it lets you play two sources on your phone is amazing in such situations

Call the manager and then call the police for them disturbing the peace .

I call this the Mr Ballen special

Me watching videos about people who writhed in agony as they ran out of oxygen, unsure which direction is even up: "fuck I wish I could sleep that well"

Why are they always married with young children? There is a channel that has good eerie music in the background. Very subterranean and deep bubbly.

Lol sweet dreams 🙏

That’s one of my favorite sleepy time playlists.

Just call the front desk

damn i should not have gone to bed early, i missed these bangers!

A supposedly fun thing they never did again 😟

Imagining you sticking a basketball-playing dog in your ears is an image

There's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't.

I'm crying this is hysterical 😭

So, is this a joke because Chumbawamba sing here about being knocked down but getting up again and they will never get you down. So literally, they loudly celebrate not going to sleep even when someone is punching them but you would are tired of not being able to sleep? Oh the irony. 🫠🥲

Literally one of the best songs of all time. I don't know why you're complaining

There are better chumbawumba songs

Yeah, maybe Natalie could sleep better if they would sing songs from the English rebel folk album? They are much smoother and not so loud. 🥴

Cop behaviour or not, they must pay a price.

‘Your honor, yes, my client did commit an act of brutal and horrific violence leading to the deaths of thirteen people. However, I believe we need to consider the extenuating circumstances.’

I knocked them down, they were supposed to get up again!

Case dismissed with prejudice.

Aw, that’s one of my fave anthems

Hahah why I have a feeling they had You Got What You Give by New Radicals on that playlist. these two songs seem to be registered on the same memory fragment section of my timeline, I guess :)

You yell, “Hey! 1997 called! They want their song back!” Then it will really feel like the 90’s.

just realising now it's surprising that James Gunn or Edgar Wright or Matthew Vaughn haven't used Tubthumping during a fight scene yet

You can delete them, we'll testify the never happened 👍

Just tell the cops the Ambien made you post it

Crime in the skeet of the moment

pre-meditated post-medicated murder

In times like these, ask yourself what Francis Castiglione would do. 💀 And he'd reckon that they're just noisy, not criminal, and either put up with it or drive himself a quarter mile away.

If It's after 10PM call the front desk. If they don't fix it then call the cops.

Ear plugs, white noise machine (no pun intended), plus decent noise canceling headphones. You absolutely can pack these in a suitcase

Dear Ms. Wynn this is insane

oh no, got a genuine pit in my stomach seeing you are on here now

Do what ya gotta do

‘Ocean’s Thirteen’ has guidance on what to do if you want to force your next-door hotel guest to vacate their room quickly

Are you at Dragoncon?

Option 3, go to the front desk, calmly explain the situation and ask for an equal or better room elsewhere, failing which you will put them on blast on every social media platform in a nonstop torrent of shittalking and review bombing. Always smile. Boring, I know. Option 4, plastic explosives.

Composition 4 is my favorite option

Simply killing them yourself IS being a cop amirite

That was the joke, man

To be honest, I missed it, too 😣

i think because it should be 'should i call the cops or simply kill them myself'. 'be a cop' doesn't actually make sense when you think about it also free palestine

I'm really glad to see you're out, going to hotels, living, travelling, 🏰🚞 seeing new places, enjoying new experiences, hopefully seeing some theatre shows, operas, ballets, concerts, cabarets, etc! & making some fun times with your friends & loved ones! ⚜️💃🏼🪉🎭🎹🩰🎻🎪🍿🥂🎊

Go join them.

Asking somebody to keep it down after 10pm isn't being a cop. Busting down the door and spraying indiscriminately (while possibly justified) would be. 🤔😜 (Hope you got some sleep)

go there, tell them nicely they make you not able to sleep and ask for whatever they drink.

Babes, please don't give alcoholics this kind of advice, when you don't know where somebody is in their relationship with alcohol.

no its fine

Yeah, probably. But I don't know enough about Natalie's present situation to make that kind of remark.

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oh, sorry, didnt think this through

Generalky, it’s better to go over and dance with them.

Join them!

Ooooh, that's why you've been posting party tunes I was about to be like "it's 3:00, why are you still up?" Then I realized that I'm still up Hope the rest of the travel goes well!

I have as much room to talk about your sleep schedule, as I would trying to cave dive 😔

Oh yea, the party's prolly not helping the sleep thing. Good luck

Call the front desk ask for a remedy or a comp night

just call the front desk - you didn't pay to listen to that crap

The only solution is to party harder

screaming tubthumping is crazy

Hello fellow radicals

theres a third option which is to go in and kill yourself in front of them. has some obvious drawbacks but I think it will end the party if nothing else

Fellow human. This is not in any way worth taking up someone else's time with.

damn im sorry you found it that unfunny

Channel your inner Plato, Freundlich

Madam, you repeat yourself

That was the joke.

Be the cop and give them jailtime.They might even like it.

There is a game for that store.steampowered.com/app/356570/P...

Outsourcing is okay in a case like this.

Join them! I'm at a party myself, will drink one for you <3

Ask to be moved.