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Ned the head.

@coolaboola.bsky.social

Happy curmudgeon. Views not my own. They are a synthesis of everything I’ve seen/read/heard over the past half century or more . Well , what did you expect ?

created December 31, 2023

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Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

A Ketamine fueled fantasy rant. Ignore the prick.

8/9/2025, 10:29:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

‘Get a snout into the trough wherever and whenever possible’ - The Westminster Credo.

8/9/2025, 2:15:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

This sounds great .looking forward to reading it 😀

7/9/2025, 2:06:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

I tolerate one in my garden . He regularly hurls abuse at me , insisting in his inimitable way that I’m ‘fucked’ . I am at a loss to understand why he persists in this view. His pronunciation is impeccable.

6/9/2025, 8:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought that was a description of Westminster from your opener for a moment.

4/9/2025, 8:08:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

From Sleepy Joe to Dopey Donnie - what a trajectory.

3/9/2025, 5:17:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine cut of a lad so he is.

3/9/2025, 4:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Does anyone accept the distinction between‘avoidance’ and ‘evasion’ any more ? Should her financial advisors end up with their heads on spikes outside the Tower? That’s a more interesting scenario . Asking for a friend.

3/9/2025, 12:55:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Flag shaggers of the world unite !

3/9/2025, 12:44:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead man walking.

3/9/2025, 9:49:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

No. It merely highlights your obsession with triviality.

3/9/2025, 9:33:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

☘️❤️Greetings from Ireland.

2/9/2025, 1:34:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance must be seriously concerned about the Don’s health. Somebody should make somebody an offer they can’t refuse.

1/9/2025, 10:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

What a miserable turd this creature is.

1/9/2025, 5:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw shucks, say it isn’t so.

1/9/2025, 3:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll probably put it down to the will of Allah. Nothing to see here , move along. - Taliban press office.

1/9/2025, 3:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Those bijoux hotels were something else.

1/9/2025, 3:10:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

A microwaved shitweasel.

31/8/2025, 6:37:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Laughing Lennie. - a real hoot every time.

31/8/2025, 6:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh for Fucksake . Sham pain for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.

31/8/2025, 3:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks promising Alice.

31/8/2025, 3:29:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would anyone want to give credit to the opinion of a third rate entertainer on a serious issue like this ?

31/8/2025, 3:18:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Douglas, how does one become a total cunt ? You may have some clear insights in this matter. Asking for a friend.

31/8/2025, 3:13:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

👍

31/8/2025, 3:08:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d be willing to bet that the Home office single handedly just lost the next General Election.

29/8/2025, 3:08:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

The home office has just lost the next general election.

29/8/2025, 2:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Bloody layabout Foreigners coming over here, scratching our tea cups.

29/8/2025, 2:26:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

This whole debate is very worrying. American Wasp mutations don’t fit well with British right wing ideologies. Reform Councils road testing Doge guidelines are not a good fit. This could get out of hand. British leadership is weak and inconsequential. Tweedle dumb meets tweedle Dee.

29/8/2025, 2:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

It would appear that Ukrainians will just have to try harder to kill more Russlans.

28/8/2025, 11:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Bravo again.😊

28/8/2025, 6:45:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Bravo.

28/8/2025, 9:45:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Tice - the Morality broker. A waste of good oxygen.

27/8/2025, 12:43:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

And also a country that had championed slavery and fine tuned its more exotic aspects, then tried to claim some virtue for having discontinued the practice.

27/8/2025, 12:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

‘Pled’? Surely you mean ‘pleaded’?

27/8/2025, 11:17:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Barbarians.

27/8/2025, 11:10:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Chill Alan. Understood. 👍 We’ve all been that soldier at one time or another. Greetings from Ireland☘️☘️

26/8/2025, 3:38:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. I bet you’re great fun at a party. Whoever said it was simple. Whataboutery.

26/8/2025, 3:31:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

This gesture will never be forgotten. It was a most generous gift from a Noble people. ☘️🙏🏾

26/8/2025, 3:27:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

It was indeed credible. I would not fault you for believing it. I did for a moment.🙄

26/8/2025, 3:23:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

This inaccurate. Sloppy reporting. A graphic novel based on the diary was removed from a school library after complaints about nudity were lodged by a conservative ‘Moms’ group citing sexual inappropriateness. Hillbillies don’t like bare tits.

26/8/2025, 1:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it a Harvey Norman sofa or was it IKEA. ? These things matter.

24/8/2025, 8:06:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s obvious to anyone with half a titter of wit, that you’d make a better Archbishop or even an eccentric retired Church of Ireland Minister than. President. You don’t have the feet for it. It’s all in the feet . Just sayin’.

23/8/2025, 3:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m supporting Palestine Auction . let’s get back to the Bric-à-Brac.

22/8/2025, 3:46:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they’re ugly bastards and we shouldn’t frighten the horses.

22/8/2025, 3:30:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus was a wonderful Tap dancer. Not a lot of people know that.

22/8/2025, 1:39:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

He has rented it out to Reform UK.

22/8/2025, 1:37:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

His moustache has raised security concerns . It may be housing illegal immigrants.

22/8/2025, 1:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

This Cunt created a Famine in Gaza. He is a War Criminal.

22/8/2025, 12:31:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Is a Flannorack any relation to a Flâneur ?

22/8/2025, 8:22:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

They voted for him. They deserve him. They can keep him.

21/8/2025, 10:39:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re after our minerals. Red lemonade, Fanta, club orange. We’re fucked if we lose those.

21/8/2025, 10:34:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this ever in dispute ?

21/8/2025, 10:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

The world is a little lighter. Nothing became him as much as his passing.

21/8/2025, 2:00:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Small penis anxiety. Classic type.

21/8/2025, 1:58:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

With so many Euro leaders jammed up Trump’s arse he shouldn’t be considered for the Nobel prize. His proctologist should be given the Nobel prize for Medicine however.

20/8/2025, 11:51:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

The Arse of the steal.

20/8/2025, 11:43:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh get off the fence Oliver and say what you mean.

20/8/2025, 5:06:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this. The original programme is interesting . The bloody Cló Románaċ is clunky and visually barren. The older Gaelic script is much more culturally indicative. Bring it back and celebrate its vibrancy.😍

20/8/2025, 5:03:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Non United front ? No worries. The Euro leaders are so far embedded in Trump’s arse that all talk of a Nobel peace prize should be discarded. The Nobel prize for Medicine should be awarded to Trump’s proctologist instead.

19/8/2025, 7:45:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Cricket is a great game. I’m Irish and I favour Hurling , with which I’m sure you are familiar . As a Scot you will Know the shinty variant.☘️☘️ But both are great field sports.

17/8/2025, 9:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

☘️Best wishes. Take care ☘️of yourself. 👍

17/8/2025, 9:45:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Not your usual manor Darshna.😀

17/8/2025, 7:57:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Can one assume that appropriate documentation and vaccinations are in place?

15/8/2025, 9:12:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Mercenaries from America, A welcome addition to any conflict zone.🤮🤮🤮

14/8/2025, 8:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

The ‘ worm in the brain force’ is strong with this one.🪱🪱

14/8/2025, 1:29:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh well then, fuck that . He couldn’t possibly be President after a revelation like that.🧐

14/8/2025, 1:25:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are the Hungarian people prepared to put up with this shit ? They deserve Orban if they continue to accept his Fascist behavior. He is Putin’s useful idiot. The EU should not trust Hungary.

14/8/2025, 8:09:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

AI slop really doesn’t cut it. Leave it out. The real message is too important.

13/8/2025, 4:23:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are the spineless bastards,masquerading as the Government of this country,allowing this breach of our national security to take place ?

13/8/2025, 4:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

26Eurostates express support for Ukraine. Hungary does not. We cannot trust Hungary and its reptilian leader Orban. Kick them out of the EU.

12/8/2025, 5:08:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s not refer to the Trump ‘admin’. It’s the Trump ‘REGIME’.

10/8/2025, 4:20:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Some retard just tried to validate his small dick.

8/8/2025, 2:27:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Why dedicate a statue to a racist p.o. s. ?

5/8/2025, 5:52:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Could he in fact be a Master of Cuntification?

4/8/2025, 3:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

UK GOVT. Decisive as ever.

4/8/2025, 3:34:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Brits- ever the duplicitous bastards.

4/8/2025, 2:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

My repulsion would not be based on morality. It would have more to do with hygiene and aesthetics.

4/8/2025, 2:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Dan, For Fucksake. You’re squandering the last bit of credibility you have left. Enough already🧐🫣

4/8/2025, 2:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear Donnie. You are a fuckwit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

4/8/2025, 2:35:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you AI .

3/8/2025, 4:08:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

I am fearful for the President. Each time I see him descending the steps of Airforce 1, I imagine him tumbling down in free fall. That ladder needs larger handrails. He looks unsure. Anything could happen.

3/8/2025, 4:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeremy Corvid .

3/8/2025, 11:07:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I wonder about human beings. Are we really worth it ?

3/8/2025, 11:02:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Those tea strainers were a bargain. I can understand the demand.

2/8/2025, 3:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

That Portiuncula business. It is widely believed that the petition / indulgence is greatly enhanced if the activity takes place under a waning moon with the supplicant standing on his /her left leg while holding a red onion in each hand. So I’m told.

2/8/2025, 2:35:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Off-world sky friends make snowflakes feel cool.

2/8/2025, 7:41:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

When Zelensky buys a proper suit then everything will be OK. Meantime Ukraine will just have to try to kill more Russians.

1/8/2025, 5:55:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts and prayers.

1/8/2025, 5:51:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Multiple ? You mean to say there are more ? 🙄Please don’t tell us that you have been re - seduced by and succumbed to the dark blandishments of X .

31/7/2025, 6:34:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you departed from Bluesky ? Never see any posts from you.

31/7/2025, 7:47:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

What fresh hellscape is this ?

31/7/2025, 7:44:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

31/7/2025, 7:42:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

IDF says it will learn from this mistake.

31/7/2025, 7:25:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Britain’s bestie shitgoblin.

31/7/2025, 7:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure he’ll be grateful for the invitation.

30/7/2025, 10:36:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Ó Máille , virtue signaling like a mad thing.

30/7/2025, 10:35:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Psychopaths are often very short on empathy .

30/7/2025, 7:19:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

This has to be a no -no.

29/7/2025, 4:44:33 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ned the head. (@coolaboola.bsky.social) reply parent

Cat melodeon ? Schrodinger ? Well… It is and it isn’t.

29/7/2025, 4:42:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view