The right side (his left) of his face is trying to make a break for it.

Someone already nailed it but " Microwaved Mel Gibson"...

The dead eyes...just like most of the other members of the felon's administration...are so creepy. They have no souls.

“I saw a little boy walking down the street and he had brown skin which is caused by damaged mitochondria, and I felt bad for him so I had him deported.” (This is not a joke, it’s parody, but also accurate)

The people taking this post way too seriously have arrived, I shall now be muting! Enjoy!

Democrats are so wired

Yes. A trap for them young players that have no sense of humour

You can’t control your comments. You post your post and you take your chances! Enjoy!

Why does RFK look like that deformed character from The Goonies?

Looks pretty accurate to me.

Life imitating art?

At least Sloth is a legitimately good dude.

Thanks, Inforgot his name in my brain fog

At a body count of 750,000, Trump is the most prolific serial killer in existence.

Biden beat him

Only if you lie about it.

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Okay, I know things can be a bit complicated for you Trump supporters, so I'll try to help you out here. The people who died in 2020 didn't die merely because Trump was president. They died because he intentionally sabotaged a program that would have minimized the impact of a pandemic.

By the time Biden took office, the damage had LONG SINCE been done because, when you destroy a thing, there is no magic wand that you can wave to un-destroy it. It has to be remade, and there's no magic wand for that, either. Rebuilding something takes time.

Add that to the fact that folks like you vote for people who would gleefully throw your children into a woodchipper if they thought it would make Democrats look bad, and you can understand why it might take a while to slow COVID's roll. IF you're a reasonable human being, that is.

Which, very obviously, most of you AREN'T, as evident by the fact that your entire party is now trying to normalize pedophilia in order to protect the president, and you have absolutely no problem with it. Hope that helps!

Why didn't biden release the files?

Because there were a series of court orders sealing the documents due to their relevance in several court cases. They don't release evidence in ongoing court cases because it could taint the jury pool. Geeze, do you not know ANYTHING?

Trump started the lockdowns that the democrats fell in love with and authorized the creation of the miracle jab

Since you seem to be completely full of shit, I brought the receipts on the COVID timeline. You can't lie on the internet, kiddo.

In this timeline, you will see that Trump jerked himself off for MONTHS, allowing hundreds of thousands of people to die before he finally even admitted that COVID was a problem.

Yeah, ugly as the vermin in his brain.

Yeah, besides lunacy, they're ugly uglier too!😂

Why his eyes so lopsided ?

At least Dexter was ridding the world of shitty people. Old droopy face Jr. seems to enjoy killing the most vulnerable amongst us.

Dexter for Sec of HHS

he's a modern Josef Mengele. fucking around with ppl's health causing thousands upon thousands, maybe upwards of a million deaths by time he's through. is a cell with his name on it already assured. all these guys think a Presidental pardon is gonna save them all. states will lock him up, nps.

I can see in his eyes that his mitochondria have gone on strike. His ATP is in the cellar. He's krebbing off the charts! Get this man a bottle of Junglyfe™️ mangosteen stat!

I only recently read someone's comment comparing RFK Jr to a microwaved Mel Gibson and now that's all I can see whenever there's a picture of him in my feed.

Currently watching Dexter for the first time enjoying it immensely I'm on season 7

One of Kennedy’s eyes is way lower than the other. How weird! 🤷🏻‍♂️

All part of the death purge of America.

Can’t wait until we can indict him!!

The most powerful serial killers don't need to use a gun

Also this

RFK Jr. fits Dexter's code. Dex would've taken him out by Season 2 at the very latest.

At least Dexter has a morality code

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I overheard someone call him Microwaved Mel Gibson and it's gonna stick with me forever

Exactly! Good call.

The wonky eye, wtf. Has no one done a goonies parallel?

Hot Vs Not Hot.

Yes, they are usually sad little nobodys

Did you know, your hero Soros worked for the Nazis? He sorted through the confiscated jewelry and claimed it was the best time of his life

I’m just here for the Dexter talk…👀

me too

Don't insult Dexter... He killed serial killers. He ain't no criminal! This pile of human EXCREMENT of an administration is filled to the brim with fucking killers & criminals! Drumpf presided during COVID-19 pandemic and dragged his feet pretending it didn't exist. Millions of Americans died.

I have a hard time believing a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist was actually reelected. Could we collectively be this stupid.

Not to be messed up but RFJs face always reminds me of the Goonies " Ruth baby" with his eyes off set like Chunk

I can tell by looking at him that that guy on the right has serious microconidia issues

Even Dexter had a code and a line he wouldn't cross, though. RFK, not so much!

Correct. I would seriously doubt he and RFK Jr would get along by the moment they see eye to eye.

Omg he’s an ugly motherfucker. Inside and out. His voice is even ugly. I bet he smells bad too.

Most are in government

I think the person who said RFK Jr looked like a microwaved Mel Gibson was right.

Prove I am wrong

Hoggle never killed anyone

He did have an unhealthy obsession with teenage girls and plastics, lol.

I’m know who I’d rather be murdered by 😅

Sadly, we're not being given a choice!

Bravo great post!

No that is absolutely what I think serial killers look like

Is it just me, or is that worm-addled junkie dipshit's head an odd shape? Looks crooked. Like it's sagging under the weight of its own idiocy.

Heavy is the head that is filled with clay.

Typical Republican. Remember the J6 trials? I loved watching the MAGA "leadership" feign surprise and offer: "I'm an idiot! I didn't think people would actually listen to me," as their weak defence.

He looks like he’s melting, badly

Someone on here called him “microwaved Mel Gibson”. Can’t unsee it.

Yeah, I was going to say

Here's another one.

Doesn't Dexter get revenge by killing serial killers?

I wonder if Jr. Ever thinks how disappointed his Father would be to see what he's become.

He doesn't care to think. He's nuts.

The assymetry of RFK’s eyes and ears is a forceps story for sure.

More serial killers

The entire WH staff needs to be added!

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He looks like he’s melting

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When did all the mega villains turn orange?

No. I think we all sort of knew. If RFK didn’t always raise your red flags, you need to re-calibrate your inner voice. That man creeps me out from 30,000 feet.

Doctor here. Can confirm. 💯

There are quite a few serial killers that look just like Dexter actually

Well, JFK is a crackhead in charge of the CDC.

🎯

RFK fits Dexters code

What did Cheryl Hines see in this guy? 🤷‍♀️

like attracts like

Kennedy was definitely conceived in the shallow end of the gene pool.

A scrotum with eyes…got it.

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Nailed it!!!!!

how have i never realized RFK’s eyes are at different heights

Why are Dexter's eyes at the same level?

You're wrong for trying to compare an imaginary serial killer with a man who's trying to protect your health. The main flaw in the reasoning of the Dems can't be more plain than this!

Yikes 🤣🤣🤣 imagine trusting a worm eaten 14 year intravenous heroin addict with zero medical training who spreads anti vaccine information over actual medical doctors. He’s worse than the imaginary serial killer.

Why da Fuq does he sound like a heroin powered lawn mower??!

can't listen to that mofo

RFK Jr. Looks like a dessicated old chamois cloth. Who is he to dictate what others can put into their body considering his sordid past with heroin? Fucking prick.

👁️👃 🪱 👁️ 👄

He tied a sawed-off whale head to his car roof & drove 5 hours. “Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour in the windows. It was the rankest thing on the planet. We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouthholes cut out. People on the highway were giving us the finger.”

Why are his eyes so uneven… it’s like one is trying to get away from him!!

Am I hallucinating or is RF**K tinted orange like his master?

Mel Gibson was left in the microwave too long.

Where is Dexter when you need him?

Good one , excellent meme.

That man’s eye is on his chin. WTF is going ONNNNN?!

He’s our “Ash” from the first Alien movie

Every time I see RFK, all I can think of is the sith lord darth sidious who commissioned the construction of the death star in Star Wars.

🤣🤣🤣 RFK,JR definitely has blood on his hands. As does the entire Republican Administration!

What cunts should look like versus what they actually look like..

What a disgusting pig you are!! I take that back, pigs have more manners than you. If you want to disagree, state your point of view, don't descend into this MAGA behaviour.

Thank you for the kind words! You are such a beautiful person. May you live to see many generations! Hugs always

Kennedy would be a good target for the Dark Passenger.

Maybe Dexter needs to get hold of RFK JR.

Dexter would take Kennedy for a ride on the slice of life. 🛥

... How are his eyes not on the same horizontal plane? Its not even close.

Who is the person on the right?

Actor Michael C.Hall playing a TV character named Dexter. The premise is that Dexter has urges to kill things but he has a code of ethics and only kills people who harm other people.

No. On the right? On the right in the picture?

You are right that if they stood together right now Dexter would be on the right I think?

Sorry. I just guessed you wanted info on actor, didn't read carefully. On the right is Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. He is Health and Human Services secretary. He is controversial as he has no medical experience and disputes science backed medical advice. His policy decisions will harm many people.

Nothing to be sorry for. I might not have been clear enough or understand how you might see things. I kind of thought I recognized him and wanted to be sure we were on the same page. I am on the autistic spectrum and was hurt by his comments. I am sorry that I sounded snappy I think.

Same page. I despise that man. I understand and agree his comments are hurtful, & untrue. My husband has permanent lung damage from a COVID-19 infection & I have multiple chronic illness. Medical disinformation & untruths are have consequences. It makes me angry that people will be hurt under him.

Harsh. Though I've never watched Dexter, I understand that he knows the character of his victims. Kennedy doesn't even have that distinction. Clothed in Trumpyness.

Dexter can role-play on his ass, as far as I'm concerned.

I saw someone describe Kennedy as looking like a badly maintained handbag. A bag full of loose gears I think

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Nail it

This is our Josef Mengele. If you do not know who that is, you better look it up. You can’t make this stuff up. This is an exact recreation of the Holocaust. Hey folks, on another note. Tell Republican members of congress to resign since they are too afraid to do their jobs!

Moron

A stroked out worm farm

Although he's not the main character, Dexter is a purely fictional character. The other one, with the brain worm, is very real.

Ouch!

Are they still serial killers when they kill a whole bunch of people pretty much at one time?

Dexter kills other serial killers. Watch out RFK Jr.

RFK Jr. has a face that would make Amtrak take a dirt road.

🤣

Cult leaders and serial killers.

hollywood romanticisms

Dexter is a hero. A treasure. The one on the right looks as if even flies wouldn’t want to hover around him.

He also seems a bit orange. What is it with these people and their bizarre orange hue?

It’s fake tan which is what aging ugly men do to look younger and healthier.

Demon dust

*offering an envelope* Something about disparaging Hell,I don't know, I just deliver them when I get them...

You can Buy bulk Cheeto dust powder now and it shows

I wouldn't trust you to use a pregnancy test on your own, much less your opinions on RFK.

Imagine putting that rotting jar of siracha mayo in charge of our health.

Charles Manson jr.

He looks like a boiled hot dog.

That random internet person was right. He does look like a microwaved Mel Gibson

Dexter for a favor?

LMAO!!!

RFK Jr is the one in that family. There’s always one.

im very high but for a second i was like oh man dexter sure got old and ugly

😹😹

Is that the guy from The Goonies on the right?

He literally looks like the Toxic Avenger

Such a shame how he’s desecrated his late father’s name! 💔🥹

Looking at his photo, I’m guessing the worm is in the right side of his brain.

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RFKJr and the late, great Hannibal Lecter, 🤡fotus favorite people

Did jr have a stroke at some point? Jesus Mary and Joseph he’s so Picasso-esque

He's more like a real life Gerald Scarfe caricature

Exactly. I’m convinced Donkey Kong Jnr’s worm and drug addled brain and lifelong interest in death and killing has resulted in him trying to become a mass morbidity record holder.

Lets be fair he's more like a mass murderer.

Oddly enough they kinda look like each other

It's really bothering me that his eyes are not even with each other. Not as much as his idiotic ideas and proclamations bother me, but still....

That's what I noticed, the bottom of one eye is level with the top of the other, it seems.

Isiah syndrome: one eye's 'igher than the other.

Well, he swims in toxic sludge from what I hear, so a little bit of disfiguring mutation should be expected.

And he's in such great shape!

Toxic Avenger's extremely evil twin.

His eyes are on a different level from each other. His ears are on different levels from each other too. His skin tone is on a different level from humans, too. That must be why his morals are on different levels from humanity.

For someone who claims to live and eat healthy,he sure looks like shit.

That's what Dexter looked like after 14 solid years of heroin abuse, right?

One of his eyes is significantly lower than the other one. Just saying.

Worm left a gap inside that cranium I guess.

Smackhead Bobby’s face looks like one side of his face is melting

There is ugly and then, there is UGLY

Dead eyes…

If he can diagnose the state of the mitochondria of a child by just looking at him, I can give him the unsolicited advice to go get this saggy right part of his face checked. My diagnosis: Impending aneurysm. Am I right? Who knows, I'm not a doctor. Neither is he.

🤣 imagine trying to save lives only to get called a serial killer 🤣🤣🤣🫡

In a just world, he’d be a Dexter Morgan “client.”😈

A microwaved shitweasel.

He looks like there is not a lot going inside that skull. My father had a phrase for that that I loved ... "Half a bubble off plumb."

I find RFKJR looks like a Zombie!

100% accurate

Social murder

An actual ghoul

Agreed, we should be calling him this all the time.

you can always tell by the one hollow eye 1" lower than the other hollow eye

I prefer the Dexter type…just saying.

RFK jr looks like swamp thing.

RFK jr looking like "a microwaved Mel Gibson" is going to make me laugh until the day I die.

Wow, never noticed his severely asymmetrical face before..

It's all in the eyes. He'd make a killing with them in Hollywood.

Serial killers (as the name implies) kill their victims one at a time. The more accurate term would be ‘mass murderer’

Dexter would deal with rfk Jr. He fits the rules.

You have that backwards. RFK totally looks like a serial killer. Dexter looked like a regular harmless guy - part of the premise of the show.

I think you’ve confused serial with mass