colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to see it happen. If he could keel over during his 2pm announcement that would be ideal
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to see it happen. If he could keel over during his 2pm announcement that would be ideal
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Initially read this as "sucks" and wondered why you were being so mean on main
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening again he says "If you were in the United States you're dead man... You're dead" before being told to fuck off
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The big white guy who tells the swearmeister that he'd be bloody on the ground if he were in America
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Boomer being a boomer
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The park that exists on the old grounds is quite nice but kinda whitewashy
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
One thing Ivennoticed (and this is pre 2014) is that every video of cops I've seen involves a young hotheaded cop being held back by a colleague as he loses his cool over a civilian. Including my actual in-person interaction with police back in 2013. Profession attracts angry dudes
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Third video of that guy I've seen in the past few days lol. Legend
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Semi-heartening to see an old guy scolding a cop, not sure what he was saying cuz inhad headphones in
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
Passing Prince Edward MTR station and there's cops everywhere. Totally decked out in gear too. What could they honestly be expecting?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
My friends are out of frame, rejecting Vanity Fair too
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
My local grocery stopped sticking that and it's been tough
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The side of his brain the worm ate is lighter so it's unbalanced
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking this recently as well. The Nazis had Hugo Boss but these guys are such ugly dorks
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
A gunfight? These guys have watched too many John Woo movies
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey that shit sucked really bad and I had to see it thanks to you fucker
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
Part of what pisses me off so much about America is that other countries suck too but at least officials can do performative stuff like this to make people feel better. In the states cops would be lined up to piss on this guy's grave instead www.cbsnews.com/news/japan-p...
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably some obnoxious pun that gets turned into a thread of increasingly more annoying puns that you're forced to scroll past to get to whatever you googled
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
What if the plans were deleted after someone was killed on that street? Does that count? transitjam.com/2021/12/11/s...
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The country needs to return to Gangs of New York type corruption where the corrupt pols understood that they still needed to better peoples' lives in order to keep power so in addition to enriching themselves they also built a welfare state.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
... destiny?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually The Atlantic was founded in 1857
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Authors who continue to work with institutions that manipulating their work like that don't believe their work is being manipulated
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's just standard dumb guy stuff. Haiti is poor, DR is comparatively richer. > If the whole island was run like DR then the whole island would be rich. > DR should invade Haiti in order to run the whole island. No thoughts about anything outside of this child's idea of a series of events
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think an important part that people need to learn/intuit is heat control. Learning times and temperatures makes cooking way better.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I stopped eating there nearly a decade ago because the price-to-portion ratio was absurdly bad. You're telling me it's been getting WORSE since then?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
those are some taobao-looking outlets too lol
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Felt like this after my wordle streak ended
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Cars should be treated like guns in the UK. If you're a farmer or can demonstrate an actual need then you get one, then fine. But otherwise
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Rhythmically?? Ok.. a THATS weird!
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump take veg
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The cool thing about tenement housing is that it can be both!
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I always thought that if I won the lottery I'd buy one of those old tong laus and renovate it into my house.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sharing this might be considered soft resistance
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
No I learned that and it made it more unbearable for me. His old videos before he did it are much more watchable
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I like his recipes but his voice drives me nuts.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
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colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
He had some good ideas re: landlords too
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Karthus used to have a skull for a head but they changed it for China.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
As others have said, looking at goodwill or pawn shops and getting a new mouthpiece is a good move. Also a lot of instrument places have leasing programs where you rent the instrument. I believe there's rent-to-own schemes as well?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Because everytime NUFC plays abroad the fans sing Sunderland hate chants no matter who they're facing lol
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
There's one with a backwards cap I think. He's a chud
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Elevated rail is better for people in the train and worse for people outside the train. Still cool though
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
@brendelbored.bsky.social is this one of your traitors?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Adams polling lower than the beret and cat weirdo rules
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he was that bad a neighbor that his neighborhood decided to run him out of town
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Proppa Geordie like
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely chopped. His barber hates him
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is definitely how Republicans felt in 16 and 24.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
And the star wars corollary: explain important plot details in a fortnite collab
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he rules
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Only thing bringing me joy in this dark time is that Comey suffers alongside us all (and with an ego like that it must sting)
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the ad sound less cringe in Cantonese?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The time scale is too short I think
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Whole country is fucked up. Airline named Ryan, grocery store named Mark. Bakery named Greg.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I learned a lot of ways to say strong hairy gay guy from what's hot classic
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the title in reference to the Lonely Island album?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Rich people take the subway but the bus is limited to middle class and below. If a rich guy can't get someplace be train they'll get a taxi (or Uber)
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Def read that as #Capcom and thought that a new fighting game was coming out somehow
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting how we get to see the reality of concentration camps in real time. Germans claim that the general population didn't know when what is more likely is what is happening now, glee and celebration by a large segment of the population
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
Can Beijing just appoint these guys and save us a few hundred million? What's the point in this "voting" at this point? hongkongfp.com/2025/08/06/a...
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
A bullet comes through the floor from a saloon fight downstairs, piercing a hole in the tub. The tub drains as trump splutters and straightens out his enormous prospector's beard in surprise
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
Truly evil people out there www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
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colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Also because of space and cost it's only subsidized childcare for middle income and higher families. So lower income families either rely on family for childcare or, commonly, mom can't work
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Modern Twitter is worse than 2010 4chan except 4chan was at least (mostly) ironic
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Packed house for the first Paranormal Activity. Right as the last scene started two guys lept over the seats in front of them and sprinted out of the theater in fear
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Another mainland reform i hope to trickle down south (after this) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Re...
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I just went to a KBO game and someone's song was STARSTRUKK by 3OH!3
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
We need a Faker of the left
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Acab except when they personally inconvenience nazi dipshits
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Patchouli is definitely the quicksand of hippie traits that in thought I would have seen more of in my adulthood
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social)
Particularly pin headed post from our friend Mr Y
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Current excuse to share: I used to work near Chow Yun Fat's house and was promised I would meet him on a morning or evening run eventually as all my coworkers have but then Covid happened and I never got to see him before I changed jobs🤬
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey at least the heavy metal poisoning can't make them any dumber
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Can some invade us please? We need liberation from this
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Make sure they're facing the right way!
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
HKFP much more responsible bsky.app/profile/hong...
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially because if you think TikTok videos are annoying and repetitive then Douyin will blow your mind
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Asia where true wireless buds are so cheap they're basically given away for free and people are constantly watching videos full volume on their phone. However it's normally children and old people.
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I recently thought of an Avatar (the Airbender one) 4X game
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
The degree mill that shat out junius's law degree should shut down out of shame
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll ya
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
He has also said he'd still be a hundred-millionaire if he wasn't as lucky but he at least acknowledges that a billion dollars is a chance thing which I (begrudgingly) respect him for
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jurassic park 1 was rereleased like 10 years ago and my now-wife and I saw it in theaters basically by ourselves. Awesome experience
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
It all could have been better. But we didn't deserve it
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dump and dumper
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Big regret of my last tokyo trip is forgetting to grab one of these
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
I've heard talk about an upswing in property values coming soon but I guess McDs HK corporate disagrees?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_c...?
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
Group ordering was the meta during the Covid lockdowns because that was the only way to get (nongvmt distributed) food. Because all these group ordering was supplementing restaurant suppliers who had no restaurant orders. My rich Chinese cousin loved getting sashimi deliveries during his lockdown
colin (@coolcolin.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad's "dad joke" was when you would comment something smelled good he would always reply "thanks I just farted"