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created July 26, 2023

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I want to see it happen. If he could keel over during his 2pm announcement that would be ideal

2/9/2025, 7:20:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waking up with a back feeling like this machine could fix me

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1/9/2025, 4:26:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Initially read this as "sucks" and wondered why you were being so mean on main

30/8/2025, 10:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listening again he says "If you were in the United States you're dead man... You're dead" before being told to fuck off

29/8/2025, 3:34:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The big white guy who tells the swearmeister that he'd be bloody on the ground if he were in America

29/8/2025, 3:24:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boomer being a boomer

29/8/2025, 3:11:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The park that exists on the old grounds is quite nice but kinda whitewashy

29/8/2025, 2:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One thing Ivennoticed (and this is pre 2014) is that every video of cops I've seen involves a young hotheaded cop being held back by a colleague as he loses his cool over a civilian. Including my actual in-person interaction with police back in 2013. Profession attracts angry dudes

29/8/2025, 2:20:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Third video of that guy I've seen in the past few days lol. Legend

29/8/2025, 2:13:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Semi-heartening to see an old guy scolding a cop, not sure what he was saying cuz inhad headphones in

29/8/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Passing Prince Edward MTR station and there's cops everywhere. Totally decked out in gear too. What could they honestly be expecting?

29/8/2025, 11:10:40 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friends are out of frame, rejecting Vanity Fair too

28/8/2025, 3:35:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My local grocery stopped sticking that and it's been tough

28/8/2025, 2:28:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The side of his brain the worm ate is lighter so it's unbalanced

28/8/2025, 2:25:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was thinking this recently as well. The Nazis had Hugo Boss but these guys are such ugly dorks

28/8/2025, 2:24:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gunfight? These guys have watched too many John Woo movies

28/8/2025, 9:49:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey that shit sucked really bad and I had to see it thanks to you fucker

27/8/2025, 3:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Part of what pisses me off so much about America is that other countries suck too but at least officials can do performative stuff like this to make people feel better. In the states cops would be lined up to piss on this guy's grave instead www.cbsnews.com/news/japan-p...

27/8/2025, 3:07:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably some obnoxious pun that gets turned into a thread of increasingly more annoying puns that you're forced to scroll past to get to whatever you googled

27/8/2025, 12:09:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if the plans were deleted after someone was killed on that street? Does that count? transitjam.com/2021/12/11/s...

26/8/2025, 2:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The country needs to return to Gangs of New York type corruption where the corrupt pols understood that they still needed to better peoples' lives in order to keep power so in addition to enriching themselves they also built a welfare state.

25/8/2025, 7:16:11 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunate

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24/8/2025, 12:17:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... destiny?

23/8/2025, 7:54:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah

23/8/2025, 3:51:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually The Atlantic was founded in 1857

22/8/2025, 11:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Authors who continue to work with institutions that manipulating their work like that don't believe their work is being manipulated

22/8/2025, 11:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like this face

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22/8/2025, 5:52:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's just standard dumb guy stuff. Haiti is poor, DR is comparatively richer. > If the whole island was run like DR then the whole island would be rich. > DR should invade Haiti in order to run the whole island. No thoughts about anything outside of this child's idea of a series of events

22/8/2025, 6:52:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think an important part that people need to learn/intuit is heat control. Learning times and temperatures makes cooking way better.

22/8/2025, 6:47:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stopped eating there nearly a decade ago because the price-to-portion ratio was absurdly bad. You're telling me it's been getting WORSE since then?

22/8/2025, 6:44:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those are some taobao-looking outlets too lol

22/8/2025, 6:42:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Felt like this after my wordle streak ended

22/8/2025, 4:08:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cars should be treated like guns in the UK. If you're a farmer or can demonstrate an actual need then you get one, then fine. But otherwise

21/8/2025, 11:25:19 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rhythmically?? Ok.. a THATS weird!

21/8/2025, 9:53:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump take veg

21/8/2025, 9:43:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cool thing about tenement housing is that it can be both!

21/8/2025, 11:26:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought that if I won the lottery I'd buy one of those old tong laus and renovate it into my house.

21/8/2025, 11:03:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sharing this might be considered soft resistance

20/8/2025, 9:38:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No I learned that and it made it more unbearable for me. His old videos before he did it are much more watchable

18/8/2025, 7:18:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like his recipes but his voice drives me nuts.

18/8/2025, 7:14:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would workers require unlicensed dental care of they were paid properly? Would they work illegally as dentists? www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko... Explore our updated app & enjoy a 7-day free trial. New users only. Download now: scmp.onelink.me/3586748601/d...

18/8/2025, 11:35:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had some good ideas re: landlords too

17/8/2025, 6:30:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Karthus used to have a skull for a head but they changed it for China.

17/8/2025, 1:32:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As others have said, looking at goodwill or pawn shops and getting a new mouthpiece is a good move. Also a lot of instrument places have leasing programs where you rent the instrument. I believe there's rent-to-own schemes as well?

17/8/2025, 1:19:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because everytime NUFC plays abroad the fans sing Sunderland hate chants no matter who they're facing lol

16/8/2025, 10:47:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's one with a backwards cap I think. He's a chud

16/8/2025, 10:43:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elevated rail is better for people in the train and worse for people outside the train. Still cool though

16/8/2025, 12:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wut da

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13/8/2025, 2:52:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@brendelbored.bsky.social is this one of your traitors?

13/8/2025, 2:20:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adams polling lower than the beret and cat weirdo rules

13/8/2025, 2:13:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he was that bad a neighbor that his neighborhood decided to run him out of town

13/8/2025, 2:09:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proppa Geordie like

13/8/2025, 2:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely chopped. His barber hates him

13/8/2025, 2:06:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is definitely how Republicans felt in 16 and 24.

12/8/2025, 9:22:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 9:20:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the star wars corollary: explain important plot details in a fortnite collab

12/8/2025, 6:18:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he rules

12/8/2025, 6:16:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 9:50:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only thing bringing me joy in this dark time is that Comey suffers alongside us all (and with an ego like that it must sting)

11/8/2025, 2:35:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the ad sound less cringe in Cantonese?

11/8/2025, 11:02:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The time scale is too short I think

11/8/2025, 12:57:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whole country is fucked up. Airline named Ryan, grocery store named Mark. Bakery named Greg.

10/8/2025, 2:40:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned a lot of ways to say strong hairy gay guy from what's hot classic

10/8/2025, 4:32:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the title in reference to the Lonely Island album?

9/8/2025, 3:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rich people take the subway but the bus is limited to middle class and below. If a rich guy can't get someplace be train they'll get a taxi (or Uber)

8/8/2025, 8:14:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Def read that as #Capcom and thought that a new fighting game was coming out somehow

7/8/2025, 6:31:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting how we get to see the reality of concentration camps in real time. Germans claim that the general population didn't know when what is more likely is what is happening now, glee and celebration by a large segment of the population

6/8/2025, 10:10:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can Beijing just appoint these guys and save us a few hundred million? What's the point in this "voting" at this point? hongkongfp.com/2025/08/06/a...

6/8/2025, 8:08:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bullet comes through the floor from a saloon fight downstairs, piercing a hole in the tub. The tub drains as trump splutters and straightens out his enormous prospector's beard in surprise

5/8/2025, 1:34:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truly evil people out there www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...

5/8/2025, 1:30:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 8:25:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also because of space and cost it's only subsidized childcare for middle income and higher families. So lower income families either rely on family for childcare or, commonly, mom can't work

4/8/2025, 6:45:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Modern Twitter is worse than 2010 4chan except 4chan was at least (mostly) ironic

4/8/2025, 3:55:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Packed house for the first Paranormal Activity. Right as the last scene started two guys lept over the seats in front of them and sprinted out of the theater in fear

3/8/2025, 1:55:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another mainland reform i hope to trickle down south (after this) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Re...

3/8/2025, 7:57:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just went to a KBO game and someone's song was STARSTRUKK by 3OH!3

3/8/2025, 1:29:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a Faker of the left

3/8/2025, 1:22:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Acab except when they personally inconvenience nazi dipshits

2/8/2025, 11:48:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patchouli is definitely the quicksand of hippie traits that in thought I would have seen more of in my adulthood

2/8/2025, 10:41:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 4:30:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Particularly pin headed post from our friend Mr Y

1/8/2025, 11:50:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Current excuse to share: I used to work near Chow Yun Fat's house and was promised I would meet him on a morning or evening run eventually as all my coworkers have but then Covid happened and I never got to see him before I changed jobs🤬

1/8/2025, 7:35:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey at least the heavy metal poisoning can't make them any dumber

1/8/2025, 5:11:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can some invade us please? We need liberation from this

31/7/2025, 1:53:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure they're facing the right way!

30/7/2025, 2:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HKFP much more responsible bsky.app/profile/hong...

30/7/2025, 8:37:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially because if you think TikTok videos are annoying and repetitive then Douyin will blow your mind

30/7/2025, 7:17:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in Asia where true wireless buds are so cheap they're basically given away for free and people are constantly watching videos full volume on their phone. However it's normally children and old people.

30/7/2025, 6:07:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recently thought of an Avatar (the Airbender one) 4X game

30/7/2025, 3:52:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The degree mill that shat out junius's law degree should shut down out of shame

30/7/2025, 2:26:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll ya

29/7/2025, 1:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has also said he'd still be a hundred-millionaire if he wasn't as lucky but he at least acknowledges that a billion dollars is a chance thing which I (begrudgingly) respect him for

29/7/2025, 1:15:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jurassic park 1 was rereleased like 10 years ago and my now-wife and I saw it in theaters basically by ourselves. Awesome experience

29/7/2025, 1:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It all could have been better. But we didn't deserve it

29/7/2025, 1:09:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dump and dumper

29/7/2025, 11:05:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big regret of my last tokyo trip is forgetting to grab one of these

29/7/2025, 9:45:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've heard talk about an upswing in property values coming soon but I guess McDs HK corporate disagrees?

28/7/2025, 3:46:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_c...?

27/7/2025, 5:18:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Group ordering was the meta during the Covid lockdowns because that was the only way to get (nongvmt distributed) food. Because all these group ordering was supplementing restaurant suppliers who had no restaurant orders. My rich Chinese cousin loved getting sashimi deliveries during his lockdown

27/7/2025, 3:25:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dad's "dad joke" was when you would comment something smelled good he would always reply "thanks I just farted"

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