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@cory2679.bsky.social
Trying to top my Twitter audience of 138 bots and people that followed me and never logged onto twitter again. I’ll be growing my following by posting things that only I find amusing, but never giving the “help me grow followers” posts.
created November 15, 2024
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Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn it. I don’t need another show to binge. I’d definitely put that on my playlist. Maybe a kids judge who teaches the law to young children using really small words would be able to teach Trump about the law.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
AI must be labeled as AI Singers must disclose the use of auto-tune. Disney World must lower prices. Taco Bell bring back $0.69 tacos. Just pick things that a majority of Americans overwhelmingly support, and focus on that. And if Trump promises the same thing, tell him to shut up and do it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Clear SCOTUS Mandate all SCOTUS noms must receive vetting and a vote. All confirmations require 60 votes (and both parties). 20 year limits on SCOTUS. SCOTUS judges cannot receive gifts or benefits or trade in stocks or own companies. News must be news with equal time for all parties.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
No capitol gains tax on your first $10k each year. 50% tax on capitol gains over than $100m No tax on first $10k of tips. Full tax on all tips if you make more than $100k in tips. Or, just pay people what they need and do away with tipping altogether.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Election season cannot start more than 1 year before an election. No fundraising, no campaigning, no ads, nothing. No more electoral college. No more gerrymandering. Maps must be non-partisan. National Do Not Call registry for political campaigns. Background checks for firearm sales.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
They should run on popular platforms from prez all the way down. Presidents and congressmen (and their immediate dependent family cannot own a company, nor trade on the market. All assets must be put into a blind trust. Term limits for congress. 12 years each house.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he’s also concerned about all those offshore oil platforms, right?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Federal judge, right? What’s to stop Trump from just pardoning her? Repeatedly? I’m guessing nothing.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s amazing with this many examples of how bowing the knee to the orange cult only energizes him to use it against them again and again. Yet these companies keep paying.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not sure if she’s the proper person to define “inappropriate” behavior.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social)
@angrystaffer.bsky.social You’re a big supporter of filling teacher wishlists, but can you please remind people to check who’s asking? If their pictures are AI driven, & most of their posts are soliciting gift cards, or asking to share their wishlist of gift cards, best to help a different teacher.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
@diedrichbader.bsky.social I think you shared a spam wish list request. Her pictures look to be AI driven, and 90% of her posts are asking celebrities for her wish list of gift cards to be reposted. Love that you’re helping teachers, but I don’t think this is one.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social)
We all need to help teachers get ready for their school year. But if you see a person posting constantly asking for help, and their wishlist is pretty much all gift cards, you should probably look to help a different teacher in need. It’s disappointing that people try to capitalize on generosity.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social)
So, if Trump gives Putin everything he wants in exchange for nothing… can we then charge Putin with senior abuse?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been begging democrat politicians to treat Trump like this. Just need more people to do it. And @governor.ca.gov please don’t forget to call out his golf cheating.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it just me, or is it pretty sad the guy casually outpaced all of them for a whole block?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
A genius move would be to sell Alaska to Russia for $37 trillion, pay off the debt.Then Dems make Puerto Rico the 50th state (If we ever have fair elections again) Since he’s not, he’ll give it away for $.02 on the dollar, and take that money and use it to lower taxes for his billionaire buddies.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Brought to you hy the “Let’s Go Brandon” network.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Except Trump is not looking for her to exonerate him. He’s looking for her to say Bill Clinton and AOC forced girls to be raped by Hillary and Abrego Garcia. Trump is looking for her to blame and accuse his enemies to take the focus off himself. He may even work Bernie and Jeffries in there.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Dems were smart, they’d immediately put up posters of Ted Cruz going to Cancun with the quote about real Texans don’t run from a fight. “Even Greg Abbot thinks democrats would make a better Texas senator than Ted Cruz.” And they’d mention soliciting bribes with a picture of Trump.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social)
Hey @johnfugelsang.bsky.social any chance you’re performing in NYC this week?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a distinct possibility that she was told to claim she got the concessions, so next election she can say she fought for the people of Alaska instead of fucking them. But she can still tell her base that she’s an ardent supporter of Trump.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he left off “or they’re too stupid to realize his policies aren’t helping anyone financially other than the people he’s providing insider trading information.”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
You could have, but you should have let them know you were going to take him over the coals for the bullshit he’s selling. He needs to be interviewed by someone who holds him to task for peddling to the MAGA masses. It’s your call cause it’s your show, but you and Fugelsang are most capable.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t need him to be impeached. Just jail him. He broke a law. He perjured home self in congress. He’s not a SCOTUS judge, nor a president, he can be arrested without impeaching.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Although they did fail to prosecute Trump twice. I’m tired of moral victories. I want these criminals to be held accountable for their crimes. And they should deport them to a prison in El Salvador to serve their sentence.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
So, he gets confirmed (because the GOP is a monarchy blindly following whatever Trump wants), could a dem run DOJ prosecute him 4 years for now for perjury based upon this evidence. Now, Dems won’t, because they don’t make ballsy moves, but if they weren’t chickenshit, could they?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If only they’d use it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
“Don’t just believe me, just ask my former opponent and now secretary of health RFK Jr who has no experience for the job he has.”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s in their best interest to have Trump do their dirty work for awhile longer, then take over after he’s done all the illegal shit they wanted done.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If the democrats had balls, they would use this. If she’s pardoned, that alleviates her from using the 5th to avoid talking under oath. Have her testify, admit that Trump traded a pardon for her bogus testimony, and then arrest Trump. But they won’t do that. Which is why we’re in this mess.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, all that will be released is a list that says Hunter Biden, Abrego Garcia, AOC, and John McCain were the only 4 people to ever have been on Epstein’s plane.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the bet that Garcia shows up on the Epstein list next to Hunter Biden if Trump’s team ever releases that “evidence”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I say Bill Clinton?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Who wants to bet that the only names she provides are Hunter Biden, Joe, Kamala, Obama, Hillary, Bill, half the dems in congress, and a variety of democrat appointed judges.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone knew he was in the Epstein file. The question is what he’s mentioned in there doing, and why didn’t Biden release it before the election? And we all know if/when it’s released the only client names on the list will be Biden, Hunter, Obama, Hillary, Cheney, and half the Dems in congress.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a reminder that rule of law has never meant shit to this administration, and the only time they believe statute of limitations apply is in relation to Trump’s crimes.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If Dems were smart they’d be saving all of these soundbites about them trusting and having faith in Trump and be ready to put them in ads for 26 and 28
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Realize it’s also set up, that if the democrats win the house and/or senate in 26, that Trump can blame them for the crash.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If he had been killed, would Johnson have said it was god’s will that he died?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
BTW, I blame Biden for not releasing the Epstein files when he had the chance. As soon as Trump promised to release them, he should have said “as you wish” and let them go.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll become a committee chairman next week.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Because all farm workers are offered world class employer funded health care plans.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump and Noem are fucking, right? Or at least whatever micropenis 7 second Trump thinks is sex. At this point, Noem is so attached to Trump there’s almost no way she doesn’t replace Vance as his VP choice in 2028… if there’s any sort of “election” still left in 2028.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social)
Well America. We celebrate the 248.9973 years you existed. It was a good run. You’ll be missed. #happydependenceday #guesswehaveanorangekingnow #RIPDemocracy
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
But that’s what’s wrong with the DNC. They won’t call this out. They should hammer this every chance they get. The tagline should be “help trans people” or “help the unfortunate” It should be Trump fucked every American. The only fix is to vote every republican (not just Trump) out of office.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet the press does nothing to report on it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing Dems can do is to make sure R’s own it. They need to advertise about how bad this bill is and actions to take (like supporting other candidates). Need to call out the upcoming recession/crash and shit is Trump’s fault. Just need simple messaging. Which is why Dems won’t do it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d like to be wrong. And I’ll support whoever the candidate is over the orange turd.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the hair attached to the hat?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree he’ll run again. I don’t agree AOC is the person to beat him. He’s defeated 2 women (apparently voters are more sexist than racist). Especially given the GOP has spent 7 years casting her as evil. And I think Pete would make a better president. Can’t trust voters would let him do it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump and Noem are fucking, right? Or at least whatever micropenis 7 second Trump thinks is sex.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
The sad thing is that democrats would worry so much about the fallout from passing something so abysmal, but the GOP realizes that democrats suck at messaging and won’t be able to effectively campaign against this in order to get the threshold needed in the house and senate to do anything about it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
All while charging your more to decrease your healthcare options. Representatives X,y, & z already voted to rob you of your livelihood at Trump’s insistence. You can try calling your congressman, but they won’t answer. Hopefully our democracy survives till November 2026 so you can vote them out.”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
And the problem is Dems are not ready to message against this. They should have ads prepared ready to air in each state saying “senator ___ just voted to increase the deficit for a tax break 98% of you will have to pay for. It increases your cost of living and skyrockets inflation.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
You think he’s worried about his rich friends? The tax breaks are for him. Secondary concern is helping any rich friend that is directly contributing to his wealth.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if voters vote those responsible out of office… which they won’t. At least not enough to get the White House, house, and 61 votes in the senate. Which is what it’ll take to have any shot at fixing this, because Dems won’t go to republican levels of aggressiveness to fix things.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody in this administration is resigning from shit. They’re happy to be part of the chaos, and there’s no other administration that’d allow them to participate government. Only way they’ll leave is if Trump fires them. So you’re better off with “Trump is too much of a chicken to fire them”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If Roy Cooper runs, he’ll win.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
But if the news doesn’t report it as such, the sheep will believe he did a great job… so how aren’t we fucked? The press is doubling up ver backwards to kiss trumps ass. There’s no accountability.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we fucked? And why haven’t Dems learned to message?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
So there’s reporting out now that Trump did notify Schumer prior to the attack. It was in the WSJ, so no idea if it’s even real. Wasn’t sure if you had any more information @angrystaffer.bsky.social
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Gotta feel for the city of Seattle tonight.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s weird is everyone is saying it’s against the constitution to do so, but I thought presidents could authorize limited strikes without congressional approval. I’m not saying it was right, but I thought there was leeway for him to take action (in the normal event the president was sane)
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m more looking forward to Peacemaker season 2. If you want to do a GOTG v4, I wouldn’t be upset either.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
What we should be asking more is why is a guy who is ineligible to run for reelection still fundraising? And I’m guessing it was a fundraiser for him, and not the RNC. And I’m doubting Trump is smart enough to realize if he resigned before January 20 2027, he could still legally run again.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, Trump is the president that will Back the Blue.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s always the same. He makes outstanding claims that don’t exist, and his rubes suck it up like Jr and a line of cocaine. “No border crossings” “Gas is 1.98” “Tariffs are fixing the deficit” “Tax breaks for the rich make money” All bullshit and too many people swallow it like Trump swallows Putin.
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But let’s bring Columbus Day back!
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Better hope the person is charged in Minnesota, because Trump would be likely to pardon them and invite them to be a keynote speaker at the next RNC.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it sounds like a higher power may be voicing her displeasure.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social)
Watching @oliviamunn.bsky.social in love wedding repeat. Fun movie. Great cast.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
If the NEWS had any backbone, they’d mention that every time they reported on this story. But since they’re all scared for their lives (and any economic or access factors they want to maintain), they’ll make this out as “Trump getting tough on Iran.”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Nike should sue him for copyright infringement.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t make the headline about Trump disrespecting immigrants, make the headline that immigrants play a vital role in our economy and this will raise prices, increase the deficit, and make it harder to find food.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
People are shallow and unmotivated by being good humans. It’s why we buy so much from China instead of more expensive things made in the US by people making a living wage.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
People should protest with signs that say “we love our military… but fuck Trump”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
The sad fact is yes. He could say the energy crisis is no more because his farts provide enough methane to fuel every car in America, and his followers will wear gas masks with “in Trump we fart” or “gasses for the masses” written on them.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
This congress ain’t doing that. You’re naive to even think that’s possible. Come up with a better idea please
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, one of the biggest criticisms of Trump’s first terms was that he killed his own supporters with his Covid denial. This way he kills a lot of democrats as well.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
His solution… changing the reports to say it’s growing without any facts.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Any reporter that gets into this argument w/ Johnson should ask 1 follow-up. “Do you guarantee the deficit will go down” and if he says yes, have him state “if the GOP increases the deficit, you’re stating none of your party worthy of reelection, including Trump, & all should be charged with fraud.”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that’s what they want us to do. I’m in NC. They played the clip of Kamala saying every prisoner should have free gender affirming care and that Kamala wants men playing women’s sports 20 times an hour. She lost our state, while electing a democrat governor. Don’t abandon, not primary focus.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we agree that trans people are people that need rights, without making it the central issue in our campaign? Unfortunately equal rights for trans people aren’t everyone’s priority. I think Dems need to hit the GOP on crime, finance, and the deficit, without throwing LGBT under the bus.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
So Trump’s would be Pope Putin’s Penis VI?
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, stop painting dicks on Tesla’s (painting dicks on cybertrucks still ok), and start spraying dicks on Trump golf courses using extended control roundup.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it would be nice if he wasn’t spilling shit we already knew. His next post will be “Doritos are delicious” I’m waiting for, “Donald is the father of Ivanka’s second child, and here’s the DNA test to prove it”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he’s not telling us anything we didn’t already know.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Reporters need to hammer the GOP on this. When did fiscal conservative mean cutting costs while still blowing up the deficit? And when they say it won’t, ask them to guarantee that. That they’ll resign if it goes up $1. That they’ll impeach Trump if it does.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems need to hit the GOP where they’re vulnerable. Ask GOP to guarantee the bill won’t raise the deficit. Get it on camera and use it in all the 2026 ads. Put an addendum onto the bill that if it doesn’t reduce the deficit, congressmen (and president) who voted for it can be arrested for fraud.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I think your estimate is off. He’ll only cancel every TPS for people that are any color but white. You have to remember he wants the white immigrants… because he’s racist.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, they should. They should hammer the shit out of this for the next 3 years. We have to flip the senate and house in a year and a half.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure they’ll hardly ever mention it and try to be respectful to the memories and families of those involved. Or it’ll show up on a T-shirt, and Trump will hug someone’s replica jacket on stage at the Republican Convention.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the Dems don’t message well. And they miss opportunities.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I just wonder why nobody has tried to get a hair sample from him to drug test it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
The dem talking point should be “Trump promised to get rid of criminal immigrants. Instead, he’s deporting immigrants that are benefiting their community, immigrants that are here legally, and pardoning criminals, all while welcoming in cartel members. So much for protecting America.”
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Except the only thing Trump wants to watch is people talking about how great Trump is. So if the subject isn’t “trumps micro penis is the largest micro penis on earth” he won’t pay attention to it.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like she’s advocating for people to be murdered, because they’re going to die sometime.
Name (@cory2679.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, if we were going to put a clone in office, wouldn’t we have put a 60 year old clone in? Why would we clone a random Scranton kid at birth so we could still put an octogenarian in the White House when age was a concern?